[Mecha] Armor piercing overnight

According to the clerk, there are no idlers in the army.

As a scum with a negative combat value of five, Zeng Xiaoxian can only choose to become a bed warmer or a housekeeper [made up by himself].Between the explosion of the chrysanthemum and the betrayal of his body (?), Zeng Xiaoxian resolutely chose the latter and became a glorious handyman, responsible for doing laundry for senior officers!

The army was stationed near a salt lake, where Zeng Xiaoxian washed yarn every day and washed salt for the kitchen by the way.

Under the scorching sun, weak earthlings squatted in the shallow water by the lake, carefully scrubbing the clothes in their hands, and patting a row of basins full of clothes behind them.The clothes of Saild officers can be said to be various. Although most of the styles are standard military uniforms, the quality is novel.Saild's camp is full of vegetative people, who are used to being close to nature. Any synthetic material is not as comfortable as the old skin that he has shed.

So Zeng Xiaoxian was fortunate enough to see the fading tissues of various plants on this planet, including soft leaves and bark covered with strange patterns. Once he took out a small badge from an officer's pocket, it turned out to be Sculpted from the trunk, there are circles of tight rings on it, and the whole person suddenly looks Spartan.Not to mention that the badges of the entire army were promulgated from above, and the soldiers amputated their own limbs and carved them, right?

This is too cruel!

On this day, the special mecha in charge of transporting the laundry in the logistics department rumbled towards the salt lake, piled up more than [-] basins full of clothes in a pile, and wobbled forward with one hand .Zeng Xiaoxian sat on the other robot arm, watching in horror, no matter how many times he could not get used to such horrific acrobatics, especially the pile of pots always seemed to hit him on the head when he followed.

Saild's army is equipped with mechas. It doesn't matter whether you are on the front line on the battlefield or you stay at the back to do logistics. The only difference lies in the level of equipment.It's not time to fight yet, the front line is very calm, and there is nothing to do in the logistics department. Naturally, the high-level mechs are lubricated and placed in the base for body maintenance, waiting to show their light and heat at critical moments.All the mechas in service now are dilapidated mechas that have retired from the front line. Either they are missing arms or legs, or they are driven two meters away for 3 minutes. The best one is also booming and booming. All ring!

At the beginning, when the officer in the logistics office with glasses and a friendly smile said that he would be equipped with mechas, Zeng Xiaoxian was as excited as anything.Although he knew that the amount of laundry that needs to be transported by the mecha is definitely not a small amount, he was still very moved!Originally, after losing his special relationship with Brant [Have you ever had...], he always thought that he would never have a chance to touch mechas again, so that's not the case!

Ah, no matter how broken the mecha is, it is still a mecha!

Thinking of the possibility of sitting in the cockpit again and continuing to learn driving skills, Zeng Xiaoxian felt full of energy, and it would be no problem to add twenty pots of clothes!

...It's a pity that he hasn't touched the console until today.

The salt lake is getting closer and closer, and the sparkling lake surface and the lakeside boulders covered with white salt crystals can be vaguely seen.Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his cheek, and tugged at a cyan flower vine at his hand, a flower slowly emerged from the top of the flower vine, and the pilot's lazy voice came from the center of the flower vine in the shape of a small trumpet: "Huh? Why are you looking for me all of a sudden?" ?”

The communication system of this mech is broken, the pilot can only communicate with Zeng Xiaoxian sitting on the manipulator through his flower vine.If you change the scene and change the protagonist, a girl in a white dress sits on the arm of a tall mecha with many scars on the surface, holding a blue flower vine and whispering to the man in the mecha, Zeng Xiaoxian sincerely thinks that it will be a hundred times more touching than now times.

He ended the brain supplement resentfully, and said to the white microphone: "Idol, you can come back later today. I fell asleep when I slept last night, and it is a bit inconvenient to move, and the washing may be slower..."

Hughes' voice sounded lazily: "Wait, I seem to have heard Ellis say that your bed is just a pile of pillows except for the quilt, and you can sleep until you have a stiff neck. You are quite capable."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled dryly: "Who, who said my bed is full of pillows?"

Through the little white flower, one could hear Hughes' low-pitched laughter and the intensive sound of his fingertips jumping on the console. This man's lazy appearance was completely incompatible with his crazy-fast stance. Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help listening He sweated for the old mech under him, for fear that it would not be able to withstand such a fierce driver, and it would just fall apart.

Hughes entered the last series of instructions, causing the mecha to make a stop motion that was perfect enough to be regarded as a textbook model, and the rumbling sound from the mecha disappeared immediately.The cyan flower vine wrapped around Zeng Xiaoxian's waist lightly, lifted him off the mechanical hand four or five meters above the ground, and put him on the ground: "When they celebrated your birthday yesterday, more than a dozen people gave you Your pillow, Ellis said you put it all on the bed and put it away."

Zeng Xiaoxian watched dozens of flower vines protruding from the open cockpit, flexibly rolled up the basin full of clothes, and took them down.Yes, he celebrated his 22nd birthday amidst the busy work in the logistics department and the increasingly tense atmosphere.The officers who got close to him all knew about it from his inadvertent slip-up, so on his birthday—that is, yesterday, Zeng Xiaoxian, who likes to hug things when he sleeps, received a dozen pillows.

These pillows use a variety of plant materials, and he loves every one of them.

It is indeed a joyful thing to receive so many gifts that you like on your birthday.It's just that when the music ended, even the roommates who liked to wear women's clothing had to go out on duty, and after the whole tent was deserted, Zeng Xiaoxian was trapped in a pile of pillows, but felt a little lonely for no reason.Brant has been away for so long, and he has stayed here for so long. No one gave him fruit after dinner, and no one checked his command memory proficiency.Although Zeng Xiaoxian didn't want to admit it, but he was indeed a little lonely, washing clothes every day, his hands were peeling and no one cared.

How nice it would be if Brant was there, with fruit to eat after dinner, someone checking his command memory proficiency, smiling softly at him, and slapping his head with warm palms...

The earthlings sat on the bed, hugged their knees, and slowly curled up into a ball.

Then, and then... the drunken Emperor Brant appeared!

As soon as Brant came, he kept bringing people to him, smiled drunkenly, and stretched out his hand to hit Zeng Xiaoxian's head.He left the guards brought by the emperor saying "Please take good care of Your Majesty" and walked away. The earthlings were sluggish at first, but after two seconds, he couldn't find that feeling of loneliness at all! Hundan! !

Hey, even if he drank wine because he was happy to win the battle at the front, he still wanted to ask the two guards why they sent the drunk Brant to his small tent!He didn't look forward to this kind of reunion at all!

It's the most painful thing to take care of a guy who gets drunk, becomes willful, becomes unreasonable, and likes to stick vines around, isn't it!The little freshness and art in front of him were completely ruined by his own roaring in the middle of the night, ruined!Hey, do you know how difficult it is to appear this kind of refreshing style in this embarrassing article full of complaints?This time it's none of Tokiomi's business!

At the end of the memory, the earthling retorted blankly: "You'd better not even believe the punctuation marks that bastard said, it's for your own good."

Stiff neck, go fuck stiff neck!With that playboy-faced dress lover around, what secrets does he have?It is estimated that everyone in the army knew about the fact that Brant spent the night in his room last night. After being harassed by drunken men for most of the night, who would be energetic!

The flower vine around Zeng Xiaoxian's waist was the last one to return to the mecha. He heard Hughes yawn at the other end, and said goodbye to him lazily: "Wash well, I'll pick you up later."

After finishing speaking, he retracted the flower vines, closed the cockpit door with a bang, and drove the mecha away with a bang.

Martai Xiaoxian, a young eunuch from the Huanyi Bureau, resigned himself to picking up the clothes belonging to the top leader placed in the front, and walked step by step to the shallow water where the clothes were washed.

Yesterday I had to serve tea and water to someone, and today I have to wash his dirty clothes. Do you want to be so hard?

Zeng Xiaoxian took out the clothes soaked in the lake water, stared at the military rank on it with a ferocious face, and roared: "I helped him take off this clothes last night!"

Press it into the water with a bang, "Bastard, I'll rub you to death, rub you to death!"