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Chapter 50 The Little Layman and the Maoershan Zoo
Xu Chengyue put the little layman on the bed, set up the crib with Ye Qing, made milk powder to feed the little layman, put the little layman in the crib, and finally heaved a sigh of relief, and leaned against the bed On Ye Qing, he hugged him with some fear, "I was really scared to death, I was always worried that something would happen to you..."
Ye Qing also sighed, and hugged him back, "You scare me to death, how dare you go to Lei Ting so boldly, there are only a few of you, if he wants to kill you, it will be a matter of minutes .”
"At that time, I couldn't think of any other way," Xu Chengyue muttered, "I don't know where you went, how did you get out, I didn't notice at all."
Ye Qing showed him the string of beads in his hand, "Maybe the layman cast a spell on the beads and controlled my mind. When I woke up, I was already in that valley."
Speaking of the layman, Xu Chengyue felt melancholy again. Looking at the little layman who was babbling happily in the crib, he couldn't help reaching out to touch the soft and tender face of the little layman, and sighed: "He really doesn't like it!" Easy, you are too sinful."
Ye Qing snorted, "Are you happy if I accept him?"
"It's not like that, after all, he was the one who met you first," Yue Yue frowned distressedly, "I always feel like I've become a mistress."
"What nonsense are you talking about, I didn't like him before I met you." Ye Qing pinched his face, "Yue Yue, you are so mean, how can you push your husband away?"
Xu Chengyue glared at him, "I didn't push it! I just sighed! Even if he suddenly grows up now, I won't give you up to him!"
"Is that right?" Ye Qing pinched his chin, "Come and kiss me."
Yue Yue pushed him away with a flushed face, "No way! You will teach children badly! You just promised my master!"
"Can't even kiss?"
"No!" Yue Yue snorted, "I'm going to bathe the little layman, go and unpack the baby's golden water."
After finishing speaking, he carried the baby bathtub into the bathroom to fetch water, leaving Ye Qing sighing at the little layman, "Look at you, what's wrong with you, you turned into a baby, reduced to the point where you have to bathe in baby golden water, well."
The baby that the little layman turned into was about a few months old, and he already knew that he liked water. As soon as he was put into the bathtub, he giggled and laughed, looking very happy.
Xu Chengyue directed Ye Qing while pouring water on him, "Help me support his back, hey, be careful, the baby's bones are very soft."
Ye Qing was sweating profusely as he supported the little layman's back, yelling, "Why isn't it healed yet? How long will it take? Just wash it, he's so slippery! I can't hold it anymore Stop it! Damn it, why is it so soft, what if I crush him to death!"
Xu Chengyue had a black line on his forehead, "That's why I told you to be careful! Don't use too much force! You look red! You can't even help a baby bathe, so why should I want you!"
"Hey, Yue Yue, you are very brave today." Ye Qing raised his eyebrows, "How dare you talk to your husband like that, let's see how I deal with you later."
Xu Chengyue trembled, and said weakly: "I didn't do it on purpose..."
Ye Qing leaned over and bit his ear, and said in a low voice, "Tell you a good way to calm me down..."
Xu Chengyue's ears were red, and when he looked down and saw the big black eyes of the little layman in the bathtub, he immediately frowned, "Stop talking! You actually said this in front of a child! Why are you so beastly!"
Because he was too excited, his hand slipped and touched the little layman's armpit, the little layman laughed "giggle", his white and tender hands slapped the water surface, splashing the bath water on Ye Qing's face with a splash.
Ye Qing froze for a moment, wiped his face silently, and asked Xu Chengyue, "When can I wash it?"
Xu Chengyue held back a smile, picked up the little layman, wrapped it in a big towel to soak up the water, wrapped the diapers and the furry blanket with the giant panda pattern, and put it in the crib.
Ye Qing waited anxiously for him to put the little layman to sleep, then hugged him up suddenly.
"Ah! What are you doing!" Yueyue was taken aback - it's really vulgar for a princess to hug something!
All in all, in the end, Ye Qing pushed Yueyue into the bathtub and brewed it again—because of the recent crackdown, the process of making it up again can only be imagined by the readers...
Maybe it was because of going to bed too late, the little layman didn't cry or fuss in the middle of the night like other babies, Ye Qing and his wife still had a good night's sleep.
The next day, everyone from the Maoershan Zoo came down to watch the little layman, because we were bored and hadn’t seen a baby for a long time.
The little tiger Yuanyuan and his two good friends, Tuantuan and Sun Taotao, were squatting on the railing of the crib, teasing the little layman with his tail, and the little layman looked at the three fluffy little tails above him, feeling dizzy , I don’t even know which one to grab.
"Zun Si is so cute!" the little tiger said childishly, "I haven't seen such a cute child for a long time." It touched the little layman's face with his tail, causing him to hit him Little sneeze.
Xu Chengyue quickly pulled the three fur tails away, "Don't tease him like this, if your hair falls into his nose, it will make him sick, and the baby is easy to get sick."
Miss Sun Taotao rested her chin on her paws, looked at him with watery eyes and said, "Yueyue, you will be a good mother when you grow up!"
Tuantuan laughed so hard that he fell off the railing and rolled on the floor.
"I've grown up already..." Xu Chengyue helplessly explained to the children, "And I'm a father, not a mother."
Sun Taotao looked puzzled, "But if you are a mother, what is Qingqing? Aren't you Qingqing's wife? So Qingqing is the father and you are the mother."
"Yes!" The little tiger nodded vigorously.
Ye Qing gave them a thumbs up: "Well said! Reward you for the biscuits made by Yueyue! In the kitchen cabinet, whoever arrives first eats first!"
The little animals rushed into the kitchen with a whoosh.
When Xu Chengyue was feeling helpless, the only monster cultivator of the botanical department in Mao'er Mountain—the little peony flower spirit girl—flew towards him with a jade bottle in her arms, and said in a soft voice: "This It's my nectar, you can add it to the baby's milk! It's very aura!"
Yue Yue was immediately cured by the little peony.
Later, everyone in Maoershan Zoo who was very curious about the little layman began to send their own gifts one after another. For example, the tiger couple gave a large carpet made of snow-white fur. He was crawling and playing, and when Xu Chengyue knew that it was obtained by these two people who hunted and killed the protected animal polar bear very lawlessly when they traveled to the North Pole, he was about to kneel to these two—why so cruel!
Brother Monkey gave him a "Parenting Handbook" that he summed up. It is said that it was summed up in the process of raising Sun Taotao, but can raising a monkey be the same as raising a human baby...
Apart from Little Peony, only the gifts from Bai Daxian's master and apprentice are more reliable. What they send are the toys that Bai Daxian's apprentices played with when they were young, most of them are Bai Daxian and the almighty second brother Big White Wolf. I made it myself, but I don't know when the little layman will be able to use it...
The little layman was taken care of by Xu Chengyue for a day and a night, and now he is very close to him, because Yueyue is so gentle with the little baby!Ye Qing was very sad to be robbed of his wife's attention by the person who had a crush on him, but seeing that the little layman was so soft and kind to him before he was so soft and young, he didn't have the nerve to do anything, so he had to call Xu Zhengong: "Have you caught Mr. Bai Shan?"
"It was caught, but he blew his inner alchemy again," Xu Zhengong sighed, "This group of people is simply too difficult. Several of our good players were injured, but we finally caught some others and stopped them in time. I got them to explode the internal alchemy, and asked about the internal situation of the Freemasonry, and now I am looking for Lei Ting based on these clues. But listening to their description, I always feel like in the Freemasonry, the leader named Ye is better than Lei Ting Have prestige."
Of course, Lei Ting wanted to curry favor with Layman Jingliu.
But Ye Qing would not tell Xu Zhengong so easily that Layman Jingliu is the Ye Boss, the relevant departments are too deep, what if other people find out and want to do something to Layman Jingliu?As a very protective person, he will not let those people be unfavorable to Layman Jingliu. Although Layman Jingliu is the big boss of the Freemasonry, he has never done anything bad to him. It is to protect him, even if I can't respond to his feelings, but no matter what, I should protect his safety.
So he yelled, "You'd better deal with Lei Ting first, that guy surnamed Ye hasn't even shown his face, where are you going to find him? Don't be too ambitious."
At this time, Xu Zhengong thought of it belatedly and asked him: "By the way, didn't you say that you were arrested by Lei Ting? Why can you call me again?"
"You've just been arrested," Ye Qing snorted, "Do you think I'm as weak as you? I went to protect the Dharma for Layman Jingliu who was about to cross the catastrophe, and I didn't have time to inform my family because I went too fast , That's why everyone didn't contact me."
"Why did he ask you to protect the law when he crossed the catastrophe? Doesn't he have many friends with strong mana?" Xu Zhengong immediately grasped the point.
"Are you an idiot?" Ye Qing had already thought up his words, "If there are monks by his side during the tribulation, it will be more difficult to cross the catastrophe, and the only friend beside him who is not a monk is me who can let him go. Don't worry."
Xu Zhengong thought of going to another place again, "Hey, your words are a little ambiguous, don't let my brother off, or I will notify my grandpa and kill you directly."
"Do you think I'm as immoral as you?" Ye Qing said contemptuously, "I'm very dedicated, so I don't have boys and girls outside like some people."
Xu Zhengong was furious, "Where did I get a male mistress and a female mistress! You are talking nonsense!"
Ye Qing hadn't had time to sarcasm him, when he heard a wailing from the phone: "Oh my wife, don't kick me! I don't have a mistress! Don't listen to Ye Qing's nonsense! Jingjing, help me! Your mother is crazy!"
He smiled with satisfaction and hung up the phone.
Ye Qing also sighed, and hugged him back, "You scare me to death, how dare you go to Lei Ting so boldly, there are only a few of you, if he wants to kill you, it will be a matter of minutes .”
"At that time, I couldn't think of any other way," Xu Chengyue muttered, "I don't know where you went, how did you get out, I didn't notice at all."
Ye Qing showed him the string of beads in his hand, "Maybe the layman cast a spell on the beads and controlled my mind. When I woke up, I was already in that valley."
Speaking of the layman, Xu Chengyue felt melancholy again. Looking at the little layman who was babbling happily in the crib, he couldn't help reaching out to touch the soft and tender face of the little layman, and sighed: "He really doesn't like it!" Easy, you are too sinful."
Ye Qing snorted, "Are you happy if I accept him?"
"It's not like that, after all, he was the one who met you first," Yue Yue frowned distressedly, "I always feel like I've become a mistress."
"What nonsense are you talking about, I didn't like him before I met you." Ye Qing pinched his face, "Yue Yue, you are so mean, how can you push your husband away?"
Xu Chengyue glared at him, "I didn't push it! I just sighed! Even if he suddenly grows up now, I won't give you up to him!"
"Is that right?" Ye Qing pinched his chin, "Come and kiss me."
Yue Yue pushed him away with a flushed face, "No way! You will teach children badly! You just promised my master!"
"Can't even kiss?"
"No!" Yue Yue snorted, "I'm going to bathe the little layman, go and unpack the baby's golden water."
After finishing speaking, he carried the baby bathtub into the bathroom to fetch water, leaving Ye Qing sighing at the little layman, "Look at you, what's wrong with you, you turned into a baby, reduced to the point where you have to bathe in baby golden water, well."
The baby that the little layman turned into was about a few months old, and he already knew that he liked water. As soon as he was put into the bathtub, he giggled and laughed, looking very happy.
Xu Chengyue directed Ye Qing while pouring water on him, "Help me support his back, hey, be careful, the baby's bones are very soft."
Ye Qing was sweating profusely as he supported the little layman's back, yelling, "Why isn't it healed yet? How long will it take? Just wash it, he's so slippery! I can't hold it anymore Stop it! Damn it, why is it so soft, what if I crush him to death!"
Xu Chengyue had a black line on his forehead, "That's why I told you to be careful! Don't use too much force! You look red! You can't even help a baby bathe, so why should I want you!"
"Hey, Yue Yue, you are very brave today." Ye Qing raised his eyebrows, "How dare you talk to your husband like that, let's see how I deal with you later."
Xu Chengyue trembled, and said weakly: "I didn't do it on purpose..."
Ye Qing leaned over and bit his ear, and said in a low voice, "Tell you a good way to calm me down..."
Xu Chengyue's ears were red, and when he looked down and saw the big black eyes of the little layman in the bathtub, he immediately frowned, "Stop talking! You actually said this in front of a child! Why are you so beastly!"
Because he was too excited, his hand slipped and touched the little layman's armpit, the little layman laughed "giggle", his white and tender hands slapped the water surface, splashing the bath water on Ye Qing's face with a splash.
Ye Qing froze for a moment, wiped his face silently, and asked Xu Chengyue, "When can I wash it?"
Xu Chengyue held back a smile, picked up the little layman, wrapped it in a big towel to soak up the water, wrapped the diapers and the furry blanket with the giant panda pattern, and put it in the crib.
Ye Qing waited anxiously for him to put the little layman to sleep, then hugged him up suddenly.
"Ah! What are you doing!" Yueyue was taken aback - it's really vulgar for a princess to hug something!
All in all, in the end, Ye Qing pushed Yueyue into the bathtub and brewed it again—because of the recent crackdown, the process of making it up again can only be imagined by the readers...
Maybe it was because of going to bed too late, the little layman didn't cry or fuss in the middle of the night like other babies, Ye Qing and his wife still had a good night's sleep.
The next day, everyone from the Maoershan Zoo came down to watch the little layman, because we were bored and hadn’t seen a baby for a long time.
The little tiger Yuanyuan and his two good friends, Tuantuan and Sun Taotao, were squatting on the railing of the crib, teasing the little layman with his tail, and the little layman looked at the three fluffy little tails above him, feeling dizzy , I don’t even know which one to grab.
"Zun Si is so cute!" the little tiger said childishly, "I haven't seen such a cute child for a long time." It touched the little layman's face with his tail, causing him to hit him Little sneeze.
Xu Chengyue quickly pulled the three fur tails away, "Don't tease him like this, if your hair falls into his nose, it will make him sick, and the baby is easy to get sick."
Miss Sun Taotao rested her chin on her paws, looked at him with watery eyes and said, "Yueyue, you will be a good mother when you grow up!"
Tuantuan laughed so hard that he fell off the railing and rolled on the floor.
"I've grown up already..." Xu Chengyue helplessly explained to the children, "And I'm a father, not a mother."
Sun Taotao looked puzzled, "But if you are a mother, what is Qingqing? Aren't you Qingqing's wife? So Qingqing is the father and you are the mother."
"Yes!" The little tiger nodded vigorously.
Ye Qing gave them a thumbs up: "Well said! Reward you for the biscuits made by Yueyue! In the kitchen cabinet, whoever arrives first eats first!"
The little animals rushed into the kitchen with a whoosh.
When Xu Chengyue was feeling helpless, the only monster cultivator of the botanical department in Mao'er Mountain—the little peony flower spirit girl—flew towards him with a jade bottle in her arms, and said in a soft voice: "This It's my nectar, you can add it to the baby's milk! It's very aura!"
Yue Yue was immediately cured by the little peony.
Later, everyone in Maoershan Zoo who was very curious about the little layman began to send their own gifts one after another. For example, the tiger couple gave a large carpet made of snow-white fur. He was crawling and playing, and when Xu Chengyue knew that it was obtained by these two people who hunted and killed the protected animal polar bear very lawlessly when they traveled to the North Pole, he was about to kneel to these two—why so cruel!
Brother Monkey gave him a "Parenting Handbook" that he summed up. It is said that it was summed up in the process of raising Sun Taotao, but can raising a monkey be the same as raising a human baby...
Apart from Little Peony, only the gifts from Bai Daxian's master and apprentice are more reliable. What they send are the toys that Bai Daxian's apprentices played with when they were young, most of them are Bai Daxian and the almighty second brother Big White Wolf. I made it myself, but I don't know when the little layman will be able to use it...
The little layman was taken care of by Xu Chengyue for a day and a night, and now he is very close to him, because Yueyue is so gentle with the little baby!Ye Qing was very sad to be robbed of his wife's attention by the person who had a crush on him, but seeing that the little layman was so soft and kind to him before he was so soft and young, he didn't have the nerve to do anything, so he had to call Xu Zhengong: "Have you caught Mr. Bai Shan?"
"It was caught, but he blew his inner alchemy again," Xu Zhengong sighed, "This group of people is simply too difficult. Several of our good players were injured, but we finally caught some others and stopped them in time. I got them to explode the internal alchemy, and asked about the internal situation of the Freemasonry, and now I am looking for Lei Ting based on these clues. But listening to their description, I always feel like in the Freemasonry, the leader named Ye is better than Lei Ting Have prestige."
Of course, Lei Ting wanted to curry favor with Layman Jingliu.
But Ye Qing would not tell Xu Zhengong so easily that Layman Jingliu is the Ye Boss, the relevant departments are too deep, what if other people find out and want to do something to Layman Jingliu?As a very protective person, he will not let those people be unfavorable to Layman Jingliu. Although Layman Jingliu is the big boss of the Freemasonry, he has never done anything bad to him. It is to protect him, even if I can't respond to his feelings, but no matter what, I should protect his safety.
So he yelled, "You'd better deal with Lei Ting first, that guy surnamed Ye hasn't even shown his face, where are you going to find him? Don't be too ambitious."
At this time, Xu Zhengong thought of it belatedly and asked him: "By the way, didn't you say that you were arrested by Lei Ting? Why can you call me again?"
"You've just been arrested," Ye Qing snorted, "Do you think I'm as weak as you? I went to protect the Dharma for Layman Jingliu who was about to cross the catastrophe, and I didn't have time to inform my family because I went too fast , That's why everyone didn't contact me."
"Why did he ask you to protect the law when he crossed the catastrophe? Doesn't he have many friends with strong mana?" Xu Zhengong immediately grasped the point.
"Are you an idiot?" Ye Qing had already thought up his words, "If there are monks by his side during the tribulation, it will be more difficult to cross the catastrophe, and the only friend beside him who is not a monk is me who can let him go. Don't worry."
Xu Zhengong thought of going to another place again, "Hey, your words are a little ambiguous, don't let my brother off, or I will notify my grandpa and kill you directly."
"Do you think I'm as immoral as you?" Ye Qing said contemptuously, "I'm very dedicated, so I don't have boys and girls outside like some people."
Xu Zhengong was furious, "Where did I get a male mistress and a female mistress! You are talking nonsense!"
Ye Qing hadn't had time to sarcasm him, when he heard a wailing from the phone: "Oh my wife, don't kick me! I don't have a mistress! Don't listen to Ye Qing's nonsense! Jingjing, help me! Your mother is crazy!"
He smiled with satisfaction and hung up the phone.
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