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Chapter 25 The Inexplicable God Expands
As for the shield that Xu Chengyue came up with... Xu Zhengong said that he didn't believe a word.
"You think you're acting in a vulgar drama! You're still writing vulgar little talk! You have the nerve to fool me with such a bloody reason for the shield!" Xu Zhengong slapped his brother on the back of the head, "You You even learned to lie to your brother, even for a man you've only known for more than a month, do you still have a conscience?"
Ye Qing couldn't bear to watch him shoot there, what if he was stupid?He pulled Xu Chengyue behind him and blocked Xu Zhengong's hand, "This matter is my responsibility, I can't tell you the specific reason, but I really have nothing to do with your brother, believe it or not."
Xu Chengyue rubbed the back of her head, poked her head out from behind him and snorted at Xu Zhengong, "You would rather believe that unreliable sister Xue than your own brother, I am so disappointed in you! You still Hit me! Hit me so hard! What kind of brother are you!"
Xu Zhengong was choked by his words for a long time and didn't say a word. After a while, he said with a dark face: "Come here and let me see if the pat is swollen."
What if it gets swollen?
Ye Qing was really worried about the IQ of these two brothers, "Calm down, both of you! Xu Zhengong, do you have any brains? When did you ever see a man beside me?"
Xu Zhengong pulled his neck confidently and said: "How can those ordinary men compare with my brother! My brother is so lively and cute, and he is so cute. It's like everyone loves men and women. Who knows if you are trying to numb me on purpose? ah?"
Ye Qing was laughed angrily by him, "Your brother is lively and cute, so you beat him so hard just now?"
"A filial son is born under a stick! If I hadn't raised him so strictly since he was a child, would he have grown up to be as lively and cute as he is today?" Xu Zhengong felt a little guilty, but he still argued strongly, "In short, you must never lay hands on my brother. You are a romantic guy, who knows when you will feel sorry for him?"
Xu Chengyue broke out completely, "I told you I'm a straight man, a straight man, a straight man! You are not allowed to say that I have sex with the boss! Otherwise, I will tell my sister-in-law that you have a mistress outside, and you are still a mistress!"
"Where did I get a male mistress! I don't even have a female mistress at all! I am absolutely loyal to your sister-in-law!" Xu Zhengong was furious, "Don't make it up!"
"Even if I make it up, my sister-in-law will believe me!" Xu Chengyue said triumphantly, "Hmph, man, just be more ruthless! Especially be more ruthless to my elder brother who bullied me since childhood!"
Ye Qing was still annoyed at first, but he laughed again when he said that, rubbing his head and smiling happily, "Well said, I'll give you a raise."
"Boss, you are such a good person!" Xu Chengyue was very moved!
Xu Zhengong looked at the two of them with a dark face, and was silent for a long time for some reason, and finally sighed without saying anything, shook his head at the two of them, and walked away sadly.
Ye Qing and Xu Chengyue looked at each other.
After a while, Xu Chengyue murmured: "Did he make up something in his head?"
"I also want to know..." Ye Qing was helpless.
At night, they knew exactly what Xu Zhengong was up to, because Mrs. Xu called Ye Qing.
Ye Qing was stunned for a moment when he saw the caller ID "tiger". This tiger would not call him if he had nothing to do. He thought it was something important, but when he picked it up, his expression froze.
Because the tigress said: "My husband said he had figured it out. He thought that you never cared about anyone and would never be serious, so he was worried that you were not good to Yueyue, but he saw it today. When you get along with Yueyue, you seem to be very serious. Yueyue is also a stubborn person. Once you decide something, ten cows can’t pull it back, so you just let it go. You also know that my husband is stupid. , has a hot temper and can't speak, but he sincerely hopes that his friends and younger brother can live well, so I will leave Yueyue to you, treat him better."
Ye Qing was stunned—what kind of divine development is this!During the day, Xu Zhengong looked as if he wished to tear him apart and break Xu Chengyue's legs, how could he be like this after thinking about it?
The tigress didn't hear his answer over there, and continued, "Although the society is not too tolerant of two men being together, don't worry, there are enough men in our family, and the older generation is more Enlightened, Yueyue is the youngest and everyone loves him. Even if the elders in the family make things difficult for you, it shouldn’t be too long. You are the only one in your family, and you are willing to be with him. You must like it very much. His, although you haven't known each other for a long time, but I believe in your character, and I also believe that you will not let him down. Yueyue is still young, if there is anything wrong, please forgive me. By the way, By the way, let me ask you a question, did my husband beat Yueyue today?"
Ye Qing subconsciously let out a "hmm".
"Okay, I get it, I'll go beat Yueyue back now, and hang up."
Ye Qing listened to the busy tone on the phone with a blank face, why did things turn out like this?He didn't seem to do anything, Xu Chengyue didn't do anything, how did Xu Zhengong see that the two of them were serious?
At this time, Xu Chengyue sat beside him with a fruit plate, and handed him an apple with a toothpick, "Boss eats apples."
He subconsciously took it and bit it into his mouth, snapped the toothpick, and still hasn't recovered.
Xu Chengyue was shocked, "Boss, what's wrong with you? Wake up, hey, you can't eat toothpicks!"
He turned his head stiffly and repeated what the tigress had said, then Xu Chengyue was also stunned.After a long time, the little straight man was forced to jump up, went straight to the kitchen and took out a rolling pin.
Nong Xiaoxue came down from upstairs, and seeing him rushing out of the kitchen aggressively, she couldn't help asking, "Yueyue, what are you doing?"
"I want to kill this evildoer and eliminate harm for the people!" He pointed at Ye Qing and said through gritted teeth.
"Hey Yueyue, don't be impulsive! Domestic violence is unacceptable, and it will affect the relationship between husband and wife!" Nong Xiaoxue turned pale with shock.
But Xu Chengyue has already rushed towards Ye Qing.
Ye Qing knew that he was in the wrong - he was the one who caused this incident, and Xu Chengyue was "come out of the closet", and now Xu Zhengong would not believe how he explained it - so he didn't hide.
The rolling pin stopped abruptly when it was only about ten centimeters away from him, Xu Chengyue glared at him angrily: "Why don't you hide?"
He looked back calmly, "I thought you didn't want me to hide."
Nong Xiaoxue suddenly said in a very poetic tone: "At that time, the rolling pin was only ten centimeters away from me, but after 1 minute, the owner of that rolling pin will fall in love with me completely, because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have told countless lies in my life, but this one I think is the most perfect... There was once a sincere love in front of me..."
"Shut up!" The two people with big eyes and small eyes shouted at her in unison.
Xu Chengyue glared at Ye Qing again, let out a heavy "hum", turned her head and walked back to the kitchen with heavy steps.
Ye Qing looked at his back, slowly raised the corners of his mouth, revealing a beautiful smile - he was so angry just now, but let him go with such thunder and rain, how cute...
Xu Chengyue in the kitchen put down her rolling pin and covered her hot face.It's really strange, why is my heart beating so fast...
Nong Xiaoxue shook her head and sighed, "Show love and respect yourself..."
"You think you're acting in a vulgar drama! You're still writing vulgar little talk! You have the nerve to fool me with such a bloody reason for the shield!" Xu Zhengong slapped his brother on the back of the head, "You You even learned to lie to your brother, even for a man you've only known for more than a month, do you still have a conscience?"
Ye Qing couldn't bear to watch him shoot there, what if he was stupid?He pulled Xu Chengyue behind him and blocked Xu Zhengong's hand, "This matter is my responsibility, I can't tell you the specific reason, but I really have nothing to do with your brother, believe it or not."
Xu Chengyue rubbed the back of her head, poked her head out from behind him and snorted at Xu Zhengong, "You would rather believe that unreliable sister Xue than your own brother, I am so disappointed in you! You still Hit me! Hit me so hard! What kind of brother are you!"
Xu Zhengong was choked by his words for a long time and didn't say a word. After a while, he said with a dark face: "Come here and let me see if the pat is swollen."
What if it gets swollen?
Ye Qing was really worried about the IQ of these two brothers, "Calm down, both of you! Xu Zhengong, do you have any brains? When did you ever see a man beside me?"
Xu Zhengong pulled his neck confidently and said: "How can those ordinary men compare with my brother! My brother is so lively and cute, and he is so cute. It's like everyone loves men and women. Who knows if you are trying to numb me on purpose? ah?"
Ye Qing was laughed angrily by him, "Your brother is lively and cute, so you beat him so hard just now?"
"A filial son is born under a stick! If I hadn't raised him so strictly since he was a child, would he have grown up to be as lively and cute as he is today?" Xu Zhengong felt a little guilty, but he still argued strongly, "In short, you must never lay hands on my brother. You are a romantic guy, who knows when you will feel sorry for him?"
Xu Chengyue broke out completely, "I told you I'm a straight man, a straight man, a straight man! You are not allowed to say that I have sex with the boss! Otherwise, I will tell my sister-in-law that you have a mistress outside, and you are still a mistress!"
"Where did I get a male mistress! I don't even have a female mistress at all! I am absolutely loyal to your sister-in-law!" Xu Zhengong was furious, "Don't make it up!"
"Even if I make it up, my sister-in-law will believe me!" Xu Chengyue said triumphantly, "Hmph, man, just be more ruthless! Especially be more ruthless to my elder brother who bullied me since childhood!"
Ye Qing was still annoyed at first, but he laughed again when he said that, rubbing his head and smiling happily, "Well said, I'll give you a raise."
"Boss, you are such a good person!" Xu Chengyue was very moved!
Xu Zhengong looked at the two of them with a dark face, and was silent for a long time for some reason, and finally sighed without saying anything, shook his head at the two of them, and walked away sadly.
Ye Qing and Xu Chengyue looked at each other.
After a while, Xu Chengyue murmured: "Did he make up something in his head?"
"I also want to know..." Ye Qing was helpless.
At night, they knew exactly what Xu Zhengong was up to, because Mrs. Xu called Ye Qing.
Ye Qing was stunned for a moment when he saw the caller ID "tiger". This tiger would not call him if he had nothing to do. He thought it was something important, but when he picked it up, his expression froze.
Because the tigress said: "My husband said he had figured it out. He thought that you never cared about anyone and would never be serious, so he was worried that you were not good to Yueyue, but he saw it today. When you get along with Yueyue, you seem to be very serious. Yueyue is also a stubborn person. Once you decide something, ten cows can’t pull it back, so you just let it go. You also know that my husband is stupid. , has a hot temper and can't speak, but he sincerely hopes that his friends and younger brother can live well, so I will leave Yueyue to you, treat him better."
Ye Qing was stunned—what kind of divine development is this!During the day, Xu Zhengong looked as if he wished to tear him apart and break Xu Chengyue's legs, how could he be like this after thinking about it?
The tigress didn't hear his answer over there, and continued, "Although the society is not too tolerant of two men being together, don't worry, there are enough men in our family, and the older generation is more Enlightened, Yueyue is the youngest and everyone loves him. Even if the elders in the family make things difficult for you, it shouldn’t be too long. You are the only one in your family, and you are willing to be with him. You must like it very much. His, although you haven't known each other for a long time, but I believe in your character, and I also believe that you will not let him down. Yueyue is still young, if there is anything wrong, please forgive me. By the way, By the way, let me ask you a question, did my husband beat Yueyue today?"
Ye Qing subconsciously let out a "hmm".
"Okay, I get it, I'll go beat Yueyue back now, and hang up."
Ye Qing listened to the busy tone on the phone with a blank face, why did things turn out like this?He didn't seem to do anything, Xu Chengyue didn't do anything, how did Xu Zhengong see that the two of them were serious?
At this time, Xu Chengyue sat beside him with a fruit plate, and handed him an apple with a toothpick, "Boss eats apples."
He subconsciously took it and bit it into his mouth, snapped the toothpick, and still hasn't recovered.
Xu Chengyue was shocked, "Boss, what's wrong with you? Wake up, hey, you can't eat toothpicks!"
He turned his head stiffly and repeated what the tigress had said, then Xu Chengyue was also stunned.After a long time, the little straight man was forced to jump up, went straight to the kitchen and took out a rolling pin.
Nong Xiaoxue came down from upstairs, and seeing him rushing out of the kitchen aggressively, she couldn't help asking, "Yueyue, what are you doing?"
"I want to kill this evildoer and eliminate harm for the people!" He pointed at Ye Qing and said through gritted teeth.
"Hey Yueyue, don't be impulsive! Domestic violence is unacceptable, and it will affect the relationship between husband and wife!" Nong Xiaoxue turned pale with shock.
But Xu Chengyue has already rushed towards Ye Qing.
Ye Qing knew that he was in the wrong - he was the one who caused this incident, and Xu Chengyue was "come out of the closet", and now Xu Zhengong would not believe how he explained it - so he didn't hide.
The rolling pin stopped abruptly when it was only about ten centimeters away from him, Xu Chengyue glared at him angrily: "Why don't you hide?"
He looked back calmly, "I thought you didn't want me to hide."
Nong Xiaoxue suddenly said in a very poetic tone: "At that time, the rolling pin was only ten centimeters away from me, but after 1 minute, the owner of that rolling pin will fall in love with me completely, because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have told countless lies in my life, but this one I think is the most perfect... There was once a sincere love in front of me..."
"Shut up!" The two people with big eyes and small eyes shouted at her in unison.
Xu Chengyue glared at Ye Qing again, let out a heavy "hum", turned her head and walked back to the kitchen with heavy steps.
Ye Qing looked at his back, slowly raised the corners of his mouth, revealing a beautiful smile - he was so angry just now, but let him go with such thunder and rain, how cute...
Xu Chengyue in the kitchen put down her rolling pin and covered her hot face.It's really strange, why is my heart beating so fast...
Nong Xiaoxue shook her head and sighed, "Show love and respect yourself..."
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