It's not scientific!

The day before the King of Metal came to Earth, Ye Qing and Xu Chengyue cleaned an empty room on the first floor and furnished it as a guest room, because the King of Metal was going to stay with them for a period of time to receive training on common knowledge of the Earth. .Li Jiutian volunteered to help decorate this room. In his words, "I want him to be overwhelmed by my superb taste as soon as he enters this room, and then fall under my pomegranate skirt."

"Shouldn't it be said that I bowed down under your suit pants?" Xu Chengyue asked suspiciously.

"Huh, for a peacock as beautiful as me, only the word pomegranate skirt is worthy of me!" Li Jiutian said smugly - ever since he planned to have sex with the metal king, his mind seemed a little out of order .

So when Ye Qing took Xu Chengyue to pick up the plane the next day, it's not difficult to understand that he also went with him.

In every large city with branches of relevant departments stationed, there will be a specially designated area as the place where the spaceship lands when the ETs stow away.Although it is said that the alliance prohibits smuggling, quite a few countries on the earth still welcome ETs to come. Even if ETs are likely to cause trouble on the earth, they will also bring relatively advanced scientific and technological achievements. It cannot be bought by Skynet, because sellers on Skynet have to go through the review of a certain department of the alliance to sell things to the earth, and generally cannot sell very high-tech things.

The trading alliance on Skynet can control it, but the alliance can't control what ETs bring with them when they smuggle.Over the years, many countries have benefited a lot from this, so even if the alliance does not allow aliens to disrupt the development of the earth's civilization, the earth has actually been affected long ago.

The place where the spaceship landed is of course relatively remote. This place is on the other side of City A. It is a mountain range longer than Maoer Mountain. This mountain range forms a basin, and the center of the basin is the spaceship landing pad.

Xu Chengyue was looking forward to this place so much, she was very excited when she got up early in the morning, but when she got there, she found that there was no high-tech thing in this place, it was just a big flat land with wild flowers and weeds growing there, as a picnic The location is very good...

They waited there for almost half an hour before they saw an oval-shaped glowing object moving towards them in the sky.

"Oh oh oh! UFO!" Xiao Xu, a country bumpkin, quickly took out his mobile phone to take a picture.

The elliptical spaceship wasn't very big, but it was very fast. After a while, it flashed over the basin, and then landed silently.

Li Jiutian immediately stretched his neck and looked towards the hatch.

The hatch opened quickly, and a man dressed in golden light came out, just like the one played by Ye Qing and Xu Chengyue back then, his facial features were exquisite, but his expression was cold and stiff, as if his entire face was made of metal It doesn't move at all.

Ye Qing walked up to him and greeted him, "Hi, I'm Ye Qing." As a person who doesn't know a single foreign language, at this time, he has to rely on the universal translator bought on Skynet. Something like a bluetooth headset, now on his left ear.

The King of Metal nodded to him stiffly, and said, "Hello, I am your customer, you can call me titanium-tungsten alloy, or titanium-tungsten."

Ye Qing was surprised to find that he was speaking Chinese, "You can speak Chinese?"

Mr. Titanium Tungsten nodded again, "Yes, I have learned several common languages ​​on Earth before I came here, and I can also speak English, French, Spanish and German."

Nima...does this mean that ordinary people on earth who can't speak foreign languages ​​can live...

Ye Qing felt so inferior that he wanted to die, and so did Xu Chengyue.

Li Jiutian's eyes glowed with a dreamy look, and he clasped his hands on his chest like a young girl in Huaichun and said, "He is really a man who makes people want to fuck..."

"Excuse me, does 'soaking' mean soaking me in water?" Mr. Titanium Tungsten, who doesn't know much about Chinese, turned to look at him, "Is this the earth's welcome etiquette? How long does it take? If possible Please don't do that, I'm going to get sick after soaking in water for too long."

Ye Qing gave Li Jiutian a sneaky look, and replied solemnly: "No, please don't pay attention to his words, this person's language skills are a bit poor, let's go now."

"Please wait a moment." Titanium Tungsten turned around and pointed his wrist at his spaceship, and pressed a delicate gold ring on his wrist. The spaceship disappeared in place with a flash of golden light.

Ye Qing's car was parked in the woods at the foot of the mountain, from the tarmac to over two mountains.

Seeing that car, Titungsten circled around twice first—he felt that the smelting technology of the people on earth was very fresh.

"Can you sell me this car?" He asked Ye Qing, "I want to study the difference between the metal smelting technology of people on Earth and my planet."

Ye Qing smiled bitterly, "Sorry, I have deep feelings for this car, but you can entrust me to help you buy a new car."

"Okay, I'll trouble you then." Mr. Titanium Tungsten nodded seriously.

"Can you two come to 'you' without 'you'," Li Jiutian said, "It sounds weird, just say 'you'?"

Titanium Tungsten looked at him and said solemnly: "I heard that this is a more polite name, is it wrong?"

The peacock spirit, who wanted to soak him up, was watched by his serious eyes so that her little heart was beating so fast that she suddenly became innocent and blushed.

Xu Chengyue, who was standing next to him, quickly patted him hard on the back to wake him up.

"Oh, that, saying 'you' would seem more distant." He said.

"So that's the case, I see, thank you for reminding me." Titanium Tungsten changed his words immediately.

At this time Ye Qing had already opened the car door, Xu Chengyue guided Ti Tungsten into the car, and was suddenly pulled aside by Li Jiutian and patted his shoulder: "Yueyue, you reminded me just now! If you encounter such a situation in the future, you must continue to remind me , don’t let me make a fool of myself in front of him!”

Li Jiutian clenched his fists with great fighting spirit: "I must meet this man!"

Xu Chengyue nodded with a black face, "Okay, I wish you success in marrying this tall, rich and handsome man."

Li Jiutian put his arms around his shoulders with a smile on his face, "I also wish you success in marrying Xiao Qingqing, we will be best friends from now on!"

Xu Chengyue was shocked by his thunder, and got goosebumps all over her body. She quickly shook off him, "Who is your best friend! I am a straight man, straight and straight!" After speaking, she quickly slipped into the car.

On the way back to Interstellar Hi-Tech, Li Jiutian was sitting next to Ti Tungsten. He thought he was very reserved, but in fact he asked how old he was, did he have a girlfriend or boyfriend, what type of people did he like, what hobbies and so on, Ti Tung? Tungsten didn't know that he wanted to cheat on himself, and thought he was familiarizing himself with customer information, but he actually answered him in a straight-forward manner, "25 years old, no girlfriend, no boyfriend, I don't know what type I like, my hobby is smelting... "

Ye Qing and Xu Chengyue who were sitting in front looked at each other and sighed in unison.

After returning to Interstellar High-Tech, there was no need for Ye Qing and Xu Chengyue to do anything, Li Jiutian took his future man to the room to store luggage and so on.

The two rotten girls, Nong Xiaoxue and Yan Yanzi, watched silently, and then silently checked Weibo: "A new tall, rich and handsome customer came to the store and was taken by the boss's friend. The boss' friend was originally a monster, but now All of a sudden, it became a rippling spring heart, and it was upside down..."

Spring-hearted but Tie Shou volunteered to take over Ye Qing's job, happily giving Ti-tungsten training on the basic knowledge of the earth every day, Ye Qing had nothing to do except help Ti-tungsten to apply for certificates and exchange for earth currency to buy a new car.

As a rich and handsome man, after Titungsten knew that the hard currency of the earth is gold, he brought over half a ton of gold from their planet, and put all of it in the gold ring on his wrist, which is the legendary space equipment.When he poured out the half ton of gold, Ye Qing's eyes were almost blinded.Of course, it is impossible to exchange all such a large amount of gold. If all the gold is exchanged, it will be worth hundreds of millions. The relevant departments must talk to him.But fortunately, he still has some contacts of various religions and nine schools, and he exchanged a small part, but even this small part brought him a lot of money.

"Sure enough, it's been three years without opening, and it's been three years since opening..." Xu Chengyue was dumbfounded, "The boss asks for a raise!" Although he is a member of the third generation, his family was well-educated, and he has never seen so much money since he grew up... …

Ye Qing gave him a sideways look, "Why don't you ask for support?"

Recently, the little straight man who had been brainwashed severely by Li Jiutian's best friend theory silently glanced at him, and retreated to the kitchen as if facing a big enemy.

With this money, Ye Qing can easily buy equipment, although he can't buy powerful weapons from Skynet - because the relevant departments are afraid that too many high-tech alien weapons will cause social unrest - but It doesn't have to be bought from Skynet, there are so many ETs and monster monks on the earth, it's also good to buy some weapons made by non-humans themselves.

So on the day before the large-scale non-human fair in S city, he finally got together the things he needed, and armed himself and those who went to help to the teeth.

This time he went to S city with a person, a ghost, an ET and a monster, namely Xu Chengyue, Xiaoqian, Nong Xiaoxue and Li Jiutian.Bai Daxian took his disciples and Tuantuan to stay at Interstellar High-Tech, because according to the news from the relevant department, the non-human beings in City A have also begun to be dishonest. Before, they were just connecting with each other, but recently there have also been rumors among these non-humans that " struggle for non-human interests".Except for Bai Daxian, Daoist Miaomiao, Yan Yanzi and Tuan Tuan are not too high in Taoism, and it would be too dangerous to take them there.

Ye Qing originally didn't plan to take Xu Chengyue there, Xu Chengyue is weaker than Meow Meow real people, he is human after all.However, after watching him use the particle gun to fight real Miaomiao, Yan Yanzi, and Tuantuan in actual combat, Ye Qing still acquiesced in his following, because as long as Xu Chengyue has a gun in his hand, his combat effectiveness will be multiplied several times.

To everyone's surprise, Titungsten, who had finally received the training on the basic knowledge of the earth, also went with them, but he was going to participate in the trade fair, but this did not prevent Li Jiutian from imagining that he was going with his "wife" Sing the husband with "...