It's not scientific!

Interstellar high-tech development studio.

This awesome and shiny signboard is hung at the gate of a two-story building with a single family, and this small building... It is located next to the East Railway Station in the east of the urban-rural junction of City A, and this train There is nothing near the East Station except the waiting building, a small hotel, a small restaurant, and a grocery store. When you get out of the train station, you see a big banyan tree, turn right and walk a few tens of meters, and you will see the name. Shining interstellar high-tech development studio.Originally, this was a train station, and it should be a prosperous area, but there is no way, the Ministry of Railways is always speeding up, and now not many trains will stop at this station, so it has become so desolate...

Although the name of Interstellar High-Tech is very unknown, and it is built in such a place where no birds can lay eggs, the soft girl who works here, Nong Xiaoxue, still works very happily every day. Why?Because for a rotten girl, a handsome male boss has fully satisfied all her needs for the working environment.

What does this girl usually do when she is at work?Swipe Weibo, Swipe Weibo, Swipe Weibo.Now she is checking Weibo again.

"Emma, ​​our boss is so swollen that he can be so evil! (A photo of the back is attached) The beauty of the long-legged horse is dead, please! Please hug the beautiful thighs of the boss!" Nong Xiaoxue finished a Weibo, facing the standing The back of the boss who was on the phone in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows in the hall sucked his saliva, and fell into the waves again.

Her boss, Ye Qing, who has beautiful long legs and looks like a flower, is pulling a pair of rabbit head cotton slippers and talking on the phone.

"Xu Zhengong, you bitch." Ye Qing was woken up by the phone early in the morning, patiently listened to the mother-in-law's nagging, and then said something very noble and cold, and then hung up the phone decisively .

Then he walked towards the front desk where Nong Xiaoxue was, touched a plastic ribbon that Xiaoxue used to pack some strange deliveries, grabbed his long hair a few times, tied it up hastily, and said: "Xiao Nong , Help me get a family bucket."

Sister Xiaoxue immediately frowned: "Don't call me a small farmer, call me Your Lady Queen!"

Ye Qing raised the corners of his lips contemptuously, looked her up and down, and said viciously: "Stupid ET, how many times have I told you not to keep watching "A Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes", it will only make you Just get stupider."

"Hey~ Don't call me ET, I come from the beautiful Andromeda Nebula, it's different from the ugly ET!" The alien girl from the Andromeda Nebula burst into tears instantly , "Family bucket, right...can I call it for you...how can you not grow belly after eating so much junk food every day..."

Just as she was about to pick up the microphone to make a takeaway call from FKC, the phone rang, and the alien girl immediately smiled with a very customer service temperament, picked up the microphone and said sweetly: "Hello, this is Interstellar Hi-Tech, please apply for a temporary residence permit on Earth." Press 1, press 2 to make an appointment, press 3 to order a spaceship ticket, press 4 for mediation of neighbor disputes, press 5 for single and lonely, please press the asterisk key for dating, and press the pound sign for dating. Key, if you are in distress, please contact the relevant department..."

"Oh, Colonel Xu, are you looking for the boss to have sex?" The alien girl handed the microphone to Ye Qing, "Boss, the leaders of the relevant departments want to talk to you."

"Say I'm not here."

"I'm sorry Colonel Xu, our boss said he's not here," Nong Xiaoxue hung up the phone with a click, and then happily dialed the KFC takeaway number, "I want a family bucket, oh oh, and a strawberry sundae, delivered Interstellar high-tech."

Don't worry about KFC not being delivered to such a desolate place, because there is a KFC in the waiting building of the East Railway Station, that's why Ye Qing, a junk food fanatic, can stay so comfortably here...

"Strawberry sundae?" Ye Qing narrowed his eyes, "I didn't order strawberry sundae."

"Boss, you can't even afford a strawberry sundae, can you? Be careful that I'm resigning. Where can you find such a hard-working front desk, secretary, driver, chef, cleaner, and delivery girl like me?" Nong Xiaoxue Blinking his eyes, he said with a smile, "The most important thing is, beater?"

Ye Qing snorted, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and called the relevant department leaders: "Bitch, is your brother willing to be the front desk, secretary, driver, chef, cleaner, courier brother and thug?"

"No problem!" The muscular brother Gui in military uniform on the other end of the phone slapped his younger brother away who wanted to eavesdrop, "This kid will be satisfied as long as he can be a man in black once."

"Very good." Ye Qing completely ignored the accusing eyes of the alien girl, "Let your brother report."

After hanging up the phone, he rubbed the alien girl's head, "Don't look at me like that, I won't fire you, just give that bitch a favor, don't forget, it's the relevant department , we operate on a small budget, so we can't afford to offend him. Anyway, his younger brother just wanted to have fun. After he knows that we will neither fight Zergs nor destroy aliens, nor subdue demons and demons. will go."

Being patted on the head by the beautiful boss, the alien girl immediately clenched her fists with tears in her eyes: "That's right! So I'm still your best employee, right, boss?"

"Hmm," Ye Qing snorted noncommittally, "But because you threatened the boss just now, two yuan will be deducted from your salary this month."

Nong Xiaoxue mourned for the new employees who are about to report - it is so sad to have to face such a vicious and narrow-minded boss!

KFC's delivery guy has always been very efficient. After Ye Qing sat on the sofa with the whole family and solved his breakfast or lunch problem, he began to watch Yu Ma's "New Smile" to pass the time, waiting for the new employees to arrive. reports.

The new employee Xu Chengyue is a standard third-generation X. In short, he is the kind whose family members are all occupied by military, government, and business, and his background is very powerful.The most amazing thing is that his elder brother Xu Zhengong is the person in charge of a certain department. This department has a foreign movie that once described its work content. This movie is called "Men in Black".

Don't think that "Men in Black" is a fiction. In fact, there are such departments in all countries in the world. Their names may be different, but their work content is very consistent. They are responsible for managing the alien life hidden on the earth and Native special species such as vampires, werewolves, monsters, monks and the like.

Some people want to ask, since there are really aliens, why haven't aliens invaded the earth?

You are so naive dear, the aliens who have the ability to come to the earth from the universe can't look down on the earth, a small planet full of people. Besides, the "Galaxy Confederation's Supreme Code" stipulates that Planets that have developed their own civilization but have not yet entered the cosmic era are protected by the alliance, and contact with them is not allowed, because the development process of their civilization cannot be disrupted.

Someone has to ask again, since the "Code" does not allow contact with earth civilization, why do relevant departments still exist?Who are they managing?

You are still too naive, dear, you must know that in the vast universe, there are still some guys who do not abide by the provisions of the "Code of Law". , some are interstellar scholars who love to explore lawlessness, some are smuggling tourists who are very curious about developing civilizations that have not entered the cosmic era, and some are businessmen who have to use the earth as a transit station to wait for the planet to respond when they run out of supplies when they pass by the earth or Whatever, some are ETs who came to the Milky Way by accident and are not under the jurisdiction of the Galactic Confederation, and some are elopement lovers [Hello]... In addition to these ETs, there are also native special species on the earth, which are also related to these ETs. under the authority of the department.

However, sometimes the relevant departments can’t cover everything, and they don’t have so much manpower and material resources to take care of too trivial matters, such as registering newborn baby monsters, such as applying for second-generation specials for ETs, monsters, or monks. ID card, for example, to protect single and lonely ETs or monsters, for example, to help ETs who have settled on the earth to purchase alien milk powder, etc. The elite are carefully selected, and it would be too inferior for them to do these things.So what to do?

Private companies such as Interstellar Hi-Tech emerged as the times require.The bosses of these private companies are either veterans who have retired from relevant departments, or local special species, or ETs who have obtained permanent residence on the earth, in short, they are not ordinary people.To start these private enterprises, they must obtain the permission of the relevant departments and be under the jurisdiction of the relevant departments. The main business content is to do those trivial things for the relevant departments.

The parents of Ye Qing, the boss of Interstellar High-Tech, are outstanding people who retired from the relevant departments. Ye Qing has been doing these things with them since he was a child. Oily and free work.

Ye Qing's new employee, Xu Chengyue, has been scratching his head to experience the life of a man in black ever since he knew that his elder brother's workplace turned out to be such a sci-fi legendary department. Maybe let him go to the relevant departments to do those dangerous jobs?So this bitch woke up Ye Qing with a phone call early in the morning, and planned to send his brother over to experience life.

He still fooled his silly and naive younger brother like this: "Yueyue, Ye Qing is very powerful, even your brother can't beat him, and the benefits of working with him are good, and the job content is exciting. A lot of leaders are in charge of you, and the most important thing is that Ye Qing is still a great beauty, very pleasing to the eye! Fair skin, slender waist, long legs, and flowing hair, it will definitely make you want to leave!"

Xu Chengyue immediately imagined a long-legged Yujie with fluttering long hair, so she must go!

So after hearing his elder brother tell him that he can report for duty today, Xu Chengyue immediately took the small note with the address written by his elder brother, and drove straight to Interstellar High-Tech in his own small QQ.