[Online game] How to use the baby bottle

It was already one o'clock in the afternoon when he got up from the bed. Ke Luo casually made some instant noodles and ate it, and turned on the computer to look for the update of One Piece.The Fengxue subtitle group is still very good this week. The subtitles came out in the early morning. Ke Luo watched the update in fifteen and six minutes without the opening and ending. After being moved to tears, he sat in front of the computer and grabbed Scratching my hair, I finally opened the game.

The series of bloody and heinous things that happened yesterday made him sleepless all night, but since he bought the number and put it there, he felt itchy, so he couldn't help but climbed into the game.

When I went offline last night, I went back to the division directly. Ke Luo first finished the task of the division in the crowd of the same division. I clicked on the friend panel and looked at it. Luo Luohongjin's name was lit up.

I don't know if his 2B husband will agree to ask him to accompany him to do daily work?This act of going to the bathroom hand in hand after class like a primary school student really hurts his ass, but he doesn't know how else to ensure his safety other than this method.

When he was struggling, Ke Luo received an invitation to form a team. When he clicked on it, it was the Great God Luo Luo Hongjin who he was thinking hard about whether to find him.Ke Luo quickly clicked to accept the invitation.

[Team] Team leader [Luo Luo Hongjin] Liu Guang North Gate.

[Team] [Luoluo Qingran]... Oh, wait.

Well, it's easier to say that it's better to accompany him to show passion first, and let him accompany me to do the daily digging when he kills enough.

The dynasty army selected by this camp, Ke Luo returned to Jiuli City from the teleportation envoy of the Great Wilderness, teleported to Camel Fort, and accepted the espionage mission by the way.

When several nearby players saw Luoluo Qingran, they rushed to surround him like flies seeing the smell of dog poop. Ke Luo quickly clicked the teleport to go to the north gate before the protection time had elapsed.

Riding a rabbit jolting into the city, he saw a Qingyang Yijian dragging a long whale running towards him. Ke Luo was stunned for a moment, and then ran out.

Qingyang Yijian who was chasing after him stopped, and a second later he saw his husband sent a message in the team.

[Team] The leader of the team [Luo Luo Hongjin] is running.

[Team] [Luoluo Qingran]?did you see meCome on, here is a red-named Yijian chasing me!Come save me!

[Team] Team leader [Luo Luo Hongjin]...

[Team] The team leader [Luo Luo Hongjin] is me.

[Team] [Luoluo Qingran]? ? ? ?

Ke Luo stopped, shifted his perspective to look back, and immediately knelt down.

Has anyone ever seen a huge evil shadow behind Qingyang Yijian?And above his head were two lines of words: Luo Luo Qingran's husband, Luo Luo Hongjin.

Click on Luo Luo Hongjin's equipment and take a look. He is wearing a 75 world set and four generations of Tianyu. He even gave him a rubbing copy of the Yijian 70-level Qingyang set and Yijian 75 battlefield weapon Long Whale, just like a Yijian handsome guy.

Ke Luo cried.

[Team] [Luoluo Qingran] Unlucky boy, this Qingyang... You are so rich that you are not as defeated as you are! ! !

I can't even get the divorce money together!

Luo Luo Hongjin didn't speak.Ke Luo manipulated Luoluo Qingran to run back to refresh him, then rode the rabbit again, followed his husband into the city, and couldn't help nagging in the team: You who don't know the sufferings of the world Brain-damaged kid, let me tell you what to do with that money. Why didn’t you play Yijian when you liked Qingyang so much? How many people can't even afford 60 sets!

Luo Luo Hongjin only said lightly in the team: Get off the horse and add blood.

Ke Luo decided to despise this local tyrant who didn't know the sufferings of the world to the end.

[Region] The mainstay [Qingqing Zijin] The short oily red Jin dog Liuguang is walking around the city, is there any onlookers?

【Region】【Listen to that voice】SB!What else can you do besides swearing, you know how to run away when you see hostility!

Ke Luo suddenly had a sore nose.

[Secret language] You say to the voice listening to: Thank you for scolding him for me, I blamed you wrongly before, buddy, let's make friends?

It took nearly half a minute for Ke Luo to hear the voice of the secret message.

[Secret language] Stranger [Listen to the voice] Shit!

[Secret Words] You said to the voice: (staring) Are you shy?

[Secret language] Stranger [Listen to the voice] Shy your sister!I'm scolding him for brother Jin, your brain is dead? !The same SB stuff as Affection Dog!

[Secret Words] You said to the voice listening:  …

[Secret Language] You said to the voice listening: Day!

What the hell, I must have just watched One Piece being brainwashed by friendship, a thing that never happened to him in the wilderness! T______T Ke Luo complained sadly in his heart.

[Team] Team leader [Luo Luo Hongjin] increases blood.

When he was hurting the spring and the autumn, the husband in front had already fought with the affectionate person with one against four. Ke Luo hurriedly followed up and got off the horse to wash his blood. It seems that the skill button he pressed the most since he joined this account is the rejuvenation of the hand. Moreover, Luo Luo Hongjin has always been the target of the lock, so if this continues, he will really become someone's baby bottle.

He was repeating the action of adding blood boringly, when he suddenly heard a "ding".

[Secret language] Stranger [Listen to the voice] Did you really buy this number?

Seeing such an understanding sentence suddenly, Ke Luo choked up.

[Secret Words] You said to the voice: Finally someone believes in me!dude!Your IQ must be 160!

[Secret language] Stranger [Listen to the voice] Shit, who is your buddy, what a f***ing close!

[Secret language] You said to the voice: (crying loudly) I will be grateful to you no matter what you say, you are the only person in this wilderness who is willing to believe me!

[Secret language] Stranger [Listen to the voice] Oh, I just noticed that your IQ and EQ seem to have declined.

[Secret Words] You said to the voice listening:  …

[Secret language] Stranger [Listen to the voice] But it is also possible that you are pretending, this number is the best at pretending.

[Secret Language] You said to the voice listening: No, really not.How can you trust me?

[Secret language] Stranger [Listen to the voice] Forget it.Seeing your stupid appearance, you don't really look like that monkey-spirited ladyboy Honglian.

[Secret Words] You said to the voice listening:  …

Damn I am thanking you or scolding you? !

[Secret language] You say to the voice of listening: Dude, look at my big watery eyes, (fingers to) help me tell people in your power, don’t kill me in the future (crying loudly) I still need someone to take care of me child (crying)

[Secret language] Stranger [Listen to the voice] Shit, I suddenly feel that this is your conspiracy, what should I do.

[Secret Words] You said to the voice listening:  …

[Secret language] Stranger [Listen to the voice] Forget it, I won't kill you in the future, I don't care about others.

[Secret Language] You said to the voice listening: Thank you, too. (guilt)

Ke Luo carefully handed over a friend application, waited anxiously for a long time, and finally received a system prompt from the other party to add a friend, Ke Luo looked at the only two names in the friend panel, and without hesitation sent Luo Luo Hongjin dragged the name to the general contact group, and dragged Listen to that song into the special friend group.

After finishing all this, he raised his head in satisfaction, and found that his husband only had a little blood left.

Ke Luo was taken aback, and quickly reversed + his skillful hands filled him with blood.

His husband, the lord, was meditating on the ground very calmly, with four corpses lying beside him.Ke Luo wiped his sweat.

[Team] [Luoluo Qingran] (guilty) Something happened just now.

[Team] Team leader [Luo Luo Hongjin] is fine.

God is so understanding!

Ke Luo thought so, and updated the spy information on the other side, and quickly manipulated Luo Luoqing to pick it up. At this moment, several players on the water side took two steps to his side, seeing that Luo Luohongjin didn't mean to move. , suddenly flocked to him with various skills crackling and throwing them at him.Everything happened so fast that Ke Luo didn't even have time to react, so it was black and white.

[Team] [Luoluo Qingran]... I was killed.

[Team] Team leader [Luo Luo Hongjin] I'm watching.

【Team】【Luoluo Qingran】...

[Team] [Luoluo Qingran] Your sister!

This is revenge, bare|naked revenge!I just didn't add blood, and you didn't die!

Ke Luo revived and withdrew from the team, and returned directly to the Sacred Stone.

Squatting under a rockery in the imperial garden, he tearfully sent a secret message to someone in a special group of friends.

[Secret Words] You said to the voice: buddy, are you there?

It took a long time over there before replying: What?

[Secret Words] You said to Listen to that voice: A spy was picked up in Liuguang and was beaten by seven or eight people.

[Secret language] Friends [Listen to that voice] Don't you get used to it yet?

[Secret Language] You said to the voice: (crying loudly) Why should I get used to it!I don't even know why this number is so hated!Seek the truth!Seek to explain!Please understand!Please die in peace!

[Secret Words] You said to the voice listening: No, even if I know, I will die with regret!

[Secret language] Friends [Listen to that voice]...

[Secret language] Friend [Listen to that voice] Damn, you are really troublesome.

[Secret Language] You said to the voice: (guilty) brother~~

[Secret language] Friend [Listen to that voice] The person who ranked first in the clothing review was not the current Fei Xie.

Ke Luo casually opened the equipment list, and the first one was a feather called Yuren Feixie.

[Secret Words] You said to the voice: This guy must be Thunderbolt.

[Secret language] Friends [Listen to that voice]...

[Secret Words] You said to the voice: If there is no one named Mu Shaoai in this area, I will never believe in love anymore.

[Secret language] Friends [Listen to that voice] Shit!Do you want to listen or not? !

[Secret language] You say to the voice: (guilty) Listen, I'm listening.

[Secret Words] Friend [Listen to that voice]... Damn Guren wouldn't be able to do those things if he was half as stupid as you.

Fuck, no personal attacks!

[Secret language] Friend [Listen to that voice] The original pretense commentator is the first, called Yun Mo Shishi, and he is a Yijian.Shemales were not called Honglian at that time, they were called Danwei Jungu.It is well known on this server that Yunmo Shishishi likes But Weijun Gu. Of course, Danwei Jungu had not been exposed as a shemale at that time.

Ke Luo's gossip mode was fully turned on, he took a bag of potato chips, curled up his legs like a shrimp, and curled up on the chair, staring intently at the secret language channel in the lower left corner with his bright eyes.

[Secret language] Friend [Listen to that voice] Yunmo Shishi is the idol of everyone on this server, not because he pretends to be the number one critic. Although he is called a great god, he is not arrogant or pretentious, and he is kind to everyone Yes, as long as you ask him for help, he is always there, so men regard him as a good brother, and women regard him as the lover of their dreams.

[Secret Words] Friends [Listen to that voice] A group of women built the faction of Great Wilderness for him. Three-quarters of the players in the faction are women. , He withdrew his power and sent a message to the world, but he confessed to Jun Gu.Because of this, he was scolded for a long time by those women who couldn't pursue him because of love and hatred, saying that he abandoned Fenghua Xueyue who had been with him all the time for a wild woman, ha ha, in fact, those women wished Yun Mo would dump Feng Hua Xueyue and go with them .

[Secret Language] You said to the voice: Then what and then?Are they together?Shit, why are you typing so slowly!

[Secret language] Friends [Listen to that voice]...

[Secret language] Friend [Listen to the voice] Why do I feel that you seem to be very excited?

[Secret Words] You said to the voice listening: Cough...

[Secret language] Friends [Listen to the voice] They are not together.

[Secret language] My friend [listen to that voice] was going to get married, the wedding time was fixed, and the world announced it, but on the night of the wedding, Yun Mo didn't play the game, and someone noticed that Yun Mo's name disappeared from the leaderboard. The number was washed on the night of the wedding.It took half a month for Yunmo to recover his account, but it was too late.

[Secret language] Friend [Listen to that voice] But Wei Jungu disappeared after that, and when Yun Mo came back, everything on his body was gone, and of course the big wings that had been made for more than half a year were also gone.He didn't say anything, just sent a farewell to the world, and then logged out of the game. It has been three months and he has never played again.

[Secret language] Friend [Listen to that voice] Half a month later, Brother Jin met a little Bingxin named Honglian.Every day, we form a team to go to the battlefield together, Liu Guang clears the enemy, and we get married within a month of knowing each other.Later, the girl Bing Xin who had a crush on Brother Jin saw her unhappy, and the Bing Xin sect had never seen this person before, so she ran to 50J to check her previous name, only to find that he had disappeared for two months, but for Jun Gu, someone It also broke out that Wei Jun Gu was a shemale.

[Secret language] Friends [Listen to that voice] You need to know this server, I won’t say anything about the small account, 80.00% of the people in the large account are friends with Yun Mo Shishi, and the other 20.00% of the people don’t buy his account, He also has an affair with a woman with a lot of love.

[Secret language] Friend [Listen to that voice] Then we chased and killed Honglian for a whole month, and the dead shemale was also strange. He was still online after being killed, which is about the same as your pig-brained IQ.

Ke Luo was excited to read the gossip, but suddenly he was splashed with cold water, and his face collapsed.

[Secret Words] You said to the voice listening: Damn, you can't kill me so I can die? (despise)

[Secret Words] You say to the voice of Listening: By the way, God Hongjin knows that his wife has done such nasty things, but he can still be so calm?

[Secret language] Friend [Listen to that voice] Who knows what Brother Jin is thinking, he has always been like this, even if something big happens around him, it has nothing to do with him.

[Secret language] Friend [Listen to that voice] He and Yunmo are best buddies, after this incident was exposed, he didn't divorce Honglian and hunted him down together, and even stopped us if he was there, we all wanted to I don't understand, but he didn't say anything, and we didn't dare to ask, after all, it's a stain no matter what.

[Secret language] You said to the listening voice: Hey, I didn't expect the original owner of this account to be so superb. I suddenly understand the reason why you killed me so hard.

[Secret language] Friends [Listen to that voice] (pick nose)

[Secret language] Friends [Listen to that voice] Do it for yourself.

Ke Luo sat in the chair and ate the whole bag of potato chips, and when the aftertaste of gossip gradually dissipated, he watched the phrase "you can do it for yourself" in the secret language channel, and finally realized that it seems that now is not the time to be excited about gossip.

With such a big shit bowl on his head, how on earth should he explain to the people in the whole Great Wilderness that he is really not that scumbag who deserves to be hacked into pieces? T_________T

The author has something to say: I saw a picture of a demon yesterday, it's so handsome.