captain migraine

When McGarr rubbed his sore waist and opened his blurry eyes, the black-haired young man's first reaction was that he was fucking dreaming again.

The classroom is very lively, the girls are busy texting with their hair down, and the boys are laughing and discussing something - he looked up, and the first thing he saw was a projector that was playing non-stop. The famous movie "Pirates of the Caribbean" is playing, the latest one, on the big screen, countless beautiful mermaids are slowly swimming from the bottom of the sea to the surface of the water, they have no fangs, all of them are big beauties, singing The song he wrote was also in English, not the German song about the dead that seemed to be etched in his mind——

Yes, McGarr woke up, and when he woke up, he found himself sitting in a university classroom.

It is not summer outside the window, and there are no cicadas singing.Wiping off the haze on his face, he stared expressionlessly out of the window that had been polished brightly. The heavy snow was falling from the thick clouds in the gray sky. Through the university, he blinked, Then he managed to see his confused face in the window.

"It looks like this heavy snow won't stop for a while," a familiar voice came vaguely from my ear, "When we go back to the dormitory, the god of otaku asked us to bring him a bag of instant noodles, and asked Master Kong to pickle beef with pepper Damn, he said Laotan sauerkraut is the worst instant noodle in the world—”

Instant noodles?

Instant noodles.

McGarr, who was almost used to the life of bread and sea fish, finally had a reaction, twisted his sore neck, and then he found that beside him, he was babbling without looking up while lowering his head and burying his head in the calculation of the topic in hand. The second child who was talking, seemed to have waited for a while, and found that the people around him were completely unresponsive. The boy with a canine tooth raised his head, and when he met those blank eyes, he was amused: "Hi? Kid Luo Chenzhou , are you okay? Well, it seems that you are not very well, class is over, you know?

Luo Shenzhou?

How many months has it been since I heard someone call this name in a correct tone?

The black-haired young man froze in place. In front of him, the familiar yet unfamiliar face of the second child in the dormitory swayed in front of him. Comrade Walrus staff personally believes that in countless dreams in the past, the canine tooth has never been so 3D ...

Right in front of the classroom, the mermaids in the movie started their attack. Countless men were dragged into the deep sea by those horrible creatures—did we die so many people? ...It seems not, before the mermaids launched their attack, Caesar ordered a fire attack to cut off their way back——

"..."

"A movie was played during breaks, and the leaders saw that they had skinned these idiots—don't worry about them, come and see how this question is calculated, and what does the circle with a solid line mean in this WTAS07 picture... Hey, by the way, is the center of the tropical cyclone on the FWPN map here, or here?...I think they all look alike, so fuck who made the question? This...fourth?—Hello? Luo Shenzhou?"

The chin was lifted by a ballpoint pen, and the black-haired young man raised his eyelids. In close proximity to him, the second child's baby face was full of curiosity. He leaned over, raised his eyebrows and yelled again: " Luo Chenzhou—why are you staring at me? Are you fucking sleepy?"

"Second? Lu Jiajia?"

"Well, your uncle said that you are not allowed to call me by my first name until I successfully persuade my parents to change my name."

"..."

Until he walked out of the classroom, the cold north wind mixed with snowflakes scraped his face like a knife, and the pain was vivid and three-dimensional. McGarr still couldn't recover... Now he must face an extremely difficult problem, that is: McGarr , or Luo Chenzhou.

The school is still the same school, only wrapped in silver; the canteen is still the same canteen, the food is expensive and unpalatable; the dormitory is the same dormitory, on the sixth floor, there is no elevator; It was opened on the first day of school and never folded again——

"Boss, who is our walrus meteorology professor?"

"Old Xu, aren't you his sweetheart, a top student?" The mosquito net on the bed was lifted, and a big head with a greasy face and green eyes from playing DOTA appeared, "What's the matter? Sleeping in class made you stupid? Anyway, I still know that I didn’t go to the next building on the way home, so I asked the wolf to feed you——Second brother, you didn’t take good care of your brother!”

Second child: "Go away!"

McGarl: "Where's Caesar?"

The boss's head disappeared behind the mosquito net, and the boss's sluggish voice sounded amidst the crackling of the keyboard: "Who? The one who swept Gaul and Germanic Britain, occupied Rome and defeated Pompey to implement dictatorship?"

McGall: "..."

"After waking up, the first thing is to find Lao Xu, and the second thing is to find a man who has been dead for hundreds of years. Are you okay? - I know you're okay, go, soak the noodles for brother and bring them up - —”

"You eat in bed?"

"Yes, I eat on the bed, I want to die on this bed, I want to hibernate."

Right.

It's not on a boat, there's no waves to rock the boat from side to side.The dormitory is made of clean cement piled into the soil more than ten meters deep, and he, with his feet on the ground, stands in a building six stories above the ground.

The noodle soup doesn't come out.

In the boss's domineering and leaky declaration, McGar...ah no, Luo Chenzhou seemed to realize a fact, he seemed to have accidentally returned to his world.

The third child: "Fourth child, Comrade Luo Chenzhou, I solemnly warn you that if you are in a daze again, I will accidentally throw you downstairs. You are doing hygiene today, do you understand? Have you dumped the garbage? Use hot water to beat it, and the ground should also be clean. Swept away—”

The second child: "I seem to see the phenomenon of campus bullying happening in front of my eyes."

Boss: "Come on, you little bastard, see if I won't demolish your temple this time. What's wrong with the shadow demon, grandpa made you unable to see the big blood-sucking skill in the next life——"

McGarr: "Hygiene? . . . oh."

Third child: "Look, he's 'oh'."

Second child: "I will control you to die."

From this moment on, McGarl returned to his world.

This world has everything he should have, including roommates, classrooms, wooden bunk beds, computers, airplanes, and his parents and brother Xiong who are thousands of miles away.

Only, there is no big dog.

There is no one named Big Dog by him. In fact, he is tall and handsome. He loves to be aggressive and bully. A man named Caesar.

"..."

The ringing of the phone brought the black-haired young man back to reality. The vibration came from his pocket. He flipped through it in confusion, and then found a mobile phone that he had never seen in eight lifetimes and thought he would never see again in this lifetime. The caller ID of the phone: Mother and empress.

Luo Chenzhou answered the phone and listened to his mother complaining about his father's drinking, complaining that his younger brother only scored [-]% in mathematics in the midterm exam, and complaining that it was too cold and his legs started to hurt again. Tips, control dad's financial resources, block the younger brother's pocket money supply until he returns to his test paper at [-] points, the medicinal wine at Aunt Chen's house next door has already been prepared, I have reminded you a long time ago, old lady, why don't you remember to go and get it ——

Luo Chenzhou grabbed the phone, his palms were sweating. He opened the lid of the laptop, and then opened the browser. While holding the phone, he typed on the keyboard with one finger, entered Caesar’s name in the google search, and jumped In the search results that come out, it says: Julius Caesar was an outstanding military commander and statesman at the end of the Roman Republic.In 60 BC, he secretly formed the former Big Three alliance with Pompey and Crassus, and then became the governor of Gaul. It took him eight years to conquer the entire territory of Gaul (probably now France), and also attacked Germany and Britain. ...

Then there's the mess, the Caesars of all sorts.

None were in the piracy business.

It seems that there are no Germans either.

"Mom, I have something else to do. Well, I'll call you later. Also, I really miss you... No, I have enough money. I really miss you... Nasty? Can you be more romantic, Mom?" Egg——OK, okay, okay, bye bye bye—”

Luo Chenzhou hung up the phone, sat on a chair, and took a deep breath—but found that there was very little air that could be inhaled into his lungs, and his breathing became heavy and difficult, so hard that his chest X-ray felt sore and painful, Rubbing the corners of his eyes, which were also sore, the black-haired young man put the computer cover back heavily, and there was a loud snap. He paused, and then unplugged the network cable and power supply in a very puzzled manner.

Xueba Lu Jiajia poked his head from his desk, he said, fourth child, are you trying to make an enemy of the world?

That night's dormitory party, the main content was to celebrate the boss's success in pestering the wretch who had won him ten fights to the Angry Quit channel.

The third child, Dong Ming, brought back a lot of wine from nowhere. The yellow ones, the white ones, and the red ones were placed in a row. They locked the door and illegally cooked Little Sheep Hot Pot in the dormitory. Luo Chenzhou didn’t eat much, but the yellow ones, the white ones, and the red ones Drinking all the way, and finally holding a bottle of wine and singing a song that no one in the dormitory could understand——

Someone died young,

The lowered flag no longer flies.

According to the custom of sailors,

Corpses wrapped in sails—

……

Boss with a little research: "Fuck me? German!"

The third child who knows nothing: "In addition to the ten countries in Southeast Asia, he can also speak German? It's unreasonable!"

The second child with far-reaching thoughts: "This guy woke up from a sleep in the data theory class, and the grade has improved a lot."

Third child: "Boss, what is he singing?"

Boss: "What corpse, what cross—isn't he a firm supporter of the Communist Party of China, and has strayed into a cult?"

Luo Chenzhou: "I didn't!"

Boss, second child, third child: "..."

Luo Chenzhou stood up, raised a finger, and announced in a cross-eyed manner: "I'm back!"

Boss: "Okay, okay, you are back, welcome back—the third one? Put your younger brother on the bed, move around, and kick over my little fat sheep, who is responsible—"

Pushing the glasses on the bridge of his nose, the helpless third brother, Comrade Dong Ming, threw the drunken maniac back on his bed. Lu Jiajia got up and rubbed him a hot towel kindly, climbed on the bed and looked, and almost lost his footing Falling from the second floor, above the dormitory, the loud shout of Xueba echoed——

"Fuck, it's just a little fat sheep, Luo Chenzhou, why are you crying?!"

Luo Chenzhou: "You are crying."

Lu Jiajia: "Shall I get you a mirror? The snot is coming out, don't talk, the snot is going to be eaten by you - eat it, well you eat it - why are you crying, child? What happened to you, old Xu ?”

Luo Chenzhou: "I'm back."

Lu Jiajia: "Old Xu has always abandoned you?"

Luo Chenzhou: "I want to call my mother."

Lu Jiajia: "...Okay, you asked for it yourself. Boss, bring this phone, call Auntie, and wait for him to be scolded so badly that I can relieve my hatred—"

Luo Chenzhou grabbed the phone and turned over. He was lying on the bed, suddenly quiet like a dead dog.

No one knew what happened, other people in the dormitory could only hear this person who was one year younger than them curled up on his bed, his voice was low, he babbled a lot to the person on the other end of the phone.

For example, old lady, I really miss you.

For example, the old lady, why did I come back like this, as if I passed by inexplicably.

The longest sentence he said was, old lady, you ask my brother to study hard. My brother and I have never seen what he looks like in elementary school. You tell my dad to drink less. Health and longevity are the revolution. Capital, and, did you take the medicinal wine?Take it and ask my dad to wipe it for you, and rubbing your knees will not hurt.

……

Mom, I'm sorry, I want to go back, I have to go back.

……

I love you all, but I can no longer live in a world that has completely wiped him out.

In a daze, Luo Chenzhou felt that he heard Lu Jiajia's voice——

"Brother, you just came back, are you leaving again?"

"kindness."

"I knew you couldn't let go."

"kindness."

"Then go, who the hell can stop—"

"Wipe your nose with snot on your face, it's so ugly, be careful that your salary will be deducted."

Yep.

kindness?

Deduction of wages?

and many more.

Lu Jiajia, when did your voice become so deep, sexy and masculine?

... My head hurts, the bed in the dormitory shakes, an earthquake?Don't shake your mother's bum, I'm going to vomit--

"Wake up? Garbage."

McGarr opened his eyes, he was lying on the familiar white sheet, surrounded by rickety kerosene lamps, the light was a bit dim, as if it had been specially dimmed.

Stormrage.

The shirtless man was sitting beside his bed, looking carefully at the dagger in his hand under the faint light - a dagger with three top-quality sapphires and eighteen first-grade opals. The name is Ghost Killer.

"Crap, garbage," the man looked at the spoiled collection in his hand distressedly, without raising his head, and said, "Let you mess around, mermaid bones are very hard, no one has ever thought of cutting them open. "

……

There was no sound for a long time, and he turned his head in a little doubt, but was caught off guard, and looked at the bright black pupils of the black-haired young man lying on the bed. Eyes glazed over.

The man frowned: "Blind?"

McGarr raised his hand, and accurately poked his index finger on the bandaged wound on the man's waist.

Caesar gasped in pain, threw away the ghost, and stretched out his hand to forcefully clamp the black-haired young man's jaw. He narrowed his eyes slightly and asked dangerously, "Are you crazy?"

Finally, after waking up, the first bright smile appeared on the face of Comrade Walrus, his voice was hoarse, and he spoke with difficulty. He looked at his big dog with a smile, feeling satisfied from the guidance Under the abdomen, the warmth transmitted through the opponent's hard muscles——

"HEY, MAN! HEROBACK."