The Red House Returns the Pearl Lin's Home

Emperor Longxing changed the name of the country in the 35th year of Qianlong. In the 22nd year of Emperor Longxing, the British envoy Margarney and deputy envoy Stanton headed a total of more than [-] diplomatic missions to China, bringing [-] cases and more than [-] people. According to rumors, these gifts are all masterpieces of British advanced technology.

This job was directly transferred to Lin Lu by Lin Lin. He thought that you were making trouble with something big, so he yelled that he wanted to go abroad. Well, I will give you this chance to deal with foreign devils well, and let me see it too. It's up to you.

Lin Lu was so anxious that her forehead was sweating a little, and she circled around Lin Lin: "You give up, people won't kneel down for you, they don't like this."

"If you can't, just get out, get out wherever you come from, and I didn't beg them to come." Lin Lin didn't lift her eyelids, she looked at the memorial in her hand, "Three kneeling and nine knocking are missing, these 1000 people No one wants to go back alive."

This man was really unreasonable, Lin Lu rolled his eyes at him: "Magarney said that this would damage the dignity of their British Empire, and what he can accept is kneeling on one knee."

"Put it down, he didn't follow the rules of the Qing Dynasty, where will he put my Qing Dynasty?" Lin Lin sneered, "There are so many bullshits, either let them go back immediately, or just kneel down for me honestly."

Lin Lin's idea is very simple. When those people come, they still have to put on a show. It's not like we are shaking our heads and begging you to do business.

Lin Lu twitched the corner of her mouth: "If you do this, what if there is a fight?" The big ear photo slapped someone in the face, if it really made him anxious?

"Then fight, what are you afraid of? Ever since Fu Long'an came back from fighting in Burma, he has been at home to raise him, and he just happened to send him there." Lin Lin threw away the memorial in her hand and looked at him with a half-smile.

Lin Lu's face was a little gloomy, and she curled her lips: "He has only been back for three months. My sister was still pregnant when he left last time. When he came back, his son was full moon, and the young couple have only been reunited for less than a year. Can you bear it?"

Lin Lin was a little puzzled, it's been almost a year since the reunion, isn't it warm enough?Fu Longan hadn't been gone for so long.

But he didn't want to argue with Lin Lu on this kind of issue, so he nodded and said, "Okay, then let Hai Lancha fight."

Hailancha just came back from that part of India, and the work report hasn't been finished yet, so you sent someone out to work for you?Lin Lu frowned: "Why do you have to fight the UK?"

Lin Lin gave him a meaningful look: "That's up to you."

What do you mean, do you want to fight or not?Lin Lu was a little puzzled, so she could only nod her head: "Anyway, Britain is different from those Southeast Asian countries you usually bully, so you'd better be careful."

"After 20 years of military training, I don't think the Qing Dynasty will be much worse than the British." Lin Lin said nothing before saying a word. He was tired of always looking for a group of small people to trouble him, and he should find a big one. Beat up.

Finding fault and fighting with the British is not because he is an extreme militant, but for the purpose of raising troops and training soldiers. Soldiers who have never been on the battlefield and killed people can only display half of their abilities in a real war.

In fact, Lin Lin really didn't want to deal with those British people. The other party had proposed to open the treaty port several times. Everyone knew Sima Zhaozhi's heart, and he was really a soft persimmon.

After Lin Lu listened, she nodded to express that she understood and didn't stay too long. Lin Lin had to discuss matters with the ministers of the Military Aircraft Department later, and Lin Lu left just a moment before.

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Lin Lin also set a rule that when talking to the British, she can only speak Chinese, and she cannot speak a single English word. She also specially sent two thousand elite soldiers to follow her all the way. When the people of the Qing Dynasty speak English, there is no need to say anything else, just press the ground and beat them up first.

Lin Lu regretted not being able to show off her fluent London accent, but after thinking about it, she could understand and support Lin Lin's approach. Occasionally, when she saw a foreigner making gestures and stomping his feet to express a word, his constipated expression often made him chuckle. long time.

The delegation was making Magerny listen to Lin Lu's recitation of Lin Lin's request, and showed great resistance, with a straight face and serious intention to refuse, Lin Lu made a gesture, and the 2000 people beside him all held weapons in their hands.

Lin Lu sighed deeply, and pretended to shake her head: "My lord, it's not that the Qing Dynasty made things difficult for you, but the main reason is that disrespect to the emperor is a death penalty. If these thousands of people are all here, wouldn't it be harmful?" Are you British national prestige?"

The two of them worked together for two months, thinking that they came here with a heavy responsibility, and a group of them has been drifting at sea for more than a year. They couldn't just walk away without even seeing the Lord, Margaret After thinking about it, I finally held my nose and endured it.

As a result, the smell of gunpowder was also very strong on the day of the interview. He followed the manner taught by the Ministry of Rites in a proper manner, barely finished kneeling three times and kowtowing nine times, raised his head and said, "The British Empire congratulates the emperor of Qing Dynasty on his birthday."

Although the real purpose of the family is not here, this group of people came in the name of celebrating Lin Lin's birthday. At this time, they should speak out at any rate, so as to get in touch with each other, so as to facilitate the opening of the treaty port.

But when he said this sentence, he saw Lin Lu beside him rolled his eyes slightly, and Magarney was quite at a loss, not knowing what was wrong with what he said.He has been cramming Chinese for more than half a year, so don't let anything happen to him.

Lin Lin narrowed her eyes, looked down, and said coldly: "Why, why didn't I know that there is a country called the British Empire in the world? Shanlin, what do you think?"

Standing at the head of the ministers, Fu Long'an came out and bowed his head and replied: "My Majesty, I think, I'm afraid the envoy is talking about his home country, England." Isn't this nonsense, so obvious that you can't even hear it.

A group of ministers knew that this was a sign of the emperor getting angry and finding fault, so they didn't dare to show their air, and obediently stood below and pretended to be wooden.

Ma Geerni was uneasy, and didn't understand what he said was wrong. While his palms were sweating, he heard Hua Ran's cool voice from above: "Well, get up, big big big big clear to accept the long journey From the heart of a friend."

After he finished speaking, he deliberately paused, looked down at the already dumbfounded Magarney, sneered a little, and made up for it viciously: "I don't know much about Britain, and I don't know how many times the land of the Qing Dynasty is yours. , if the word 'big' is missing, I hope the envoy will not be offended."

This person has always been very national chauvinist, saying that his side will always add the word "big", and that others always call the name of the country directly. The first sentence of Magorney made him very unhappy.

Just as the adult opened his mouth wide and froze, his Chinese ability prevented him from understanding the profound connotation of this sentence, and naturally he didn't know how to answer it for a while.

Lin Lin sneered.

The first request made by Magarney was that Britain send people to live in Beijing. Lin Lin asked him if he would mind moving 100 million people to live in the UK.

The second request made by Margarney was to allow the British to preach freely. Lin Lin told him that they could not preach in English anyway, and waited for the British to find a way to translate the "Bible" into classical Chinese.

The third request made by Magarney was to prohibit extortion from British businessmen in addition to customs duties. Lin Lin sneered and said that if she couldn't stand the customs duties, she would slap her ass and go back to England.

All the requests made by the family were directly rejected by Lin Lin, and she refuted them one by one. Lin Lu was very puzzled listening to it. In fact, China has opened its treaty ports with several neighboring countries at this time, and it has made a lot of profits. Why do monks have to obstruct it again and again when they come to England?

Does this guy really want to fight with others?With such doubts in his mind, he immediately went to ask Lin Lin, and saw Lin Lin playing with the celestial globe that was "tributed" from England.

"Since you really like other people's things, why do you bother to make things difficult for them?" Lin Lu was a little anxious. Now is such a ready-made opportunity, if you miss it, you may not be able to meet it again.

"Don't worry, I know." Lin Lin didn't want to explain, she beckoned someone to come to her, grabbed his face, and twisted it lightly, "Hey, this group of people will have to wait in a few days Let’s go, when the time comes, you will send the people out safely, and remember to remind the surrounding towns to be vigilant and prevent the British from doing bad things.”

This is the first wave of temptation. No matter how you say it, there should be two waves and three waves. Lin Lin sits firmly on the Diaoyutai and is not in a hurry at all.