Yamato Nadeko

"Where's E, where's my E?"

Dazai turned pale with fright, no matter how he gathers, he is only at the level of A.In the end, he buried his face in it without giving up, and he no longer felt the suffocation of happiness before.

Nekoyashiki Haruki laughed.

Subconsciously reached out and patted his head, "You don't like me if I don't have an E?" After the filming, he felt a little cowardly.

Young life oh.

This is Osamu Dazai.

He is also the leader of the most dangerous black-time evolution.

It's amazing, it's already bizarre that she can wear the Wenye world in the comics, and it's even more outrageous that she can bring the leader Jae back to reality.

No wonder--

No wonder her memory was blocked by the world consciousness, and when she escaped from the human traffickers, she subconsciously called for help like a 15-year-old boy, and said that she was his lover asking for support.

ps: (I interviewed Dazai on what kind of girl he likes, and he replied that he likes obedient girls. Personality doesn't matter, anyway, they can become what he likes in the end.)

And there is always a thought in the back of my heart.

——Wait, just wait a little longer.

It is not.

If you dare to play tricks with Zai, you will die faster, and you only need to hang on to survive.

No matter which branch line is right.

First, when Gou Dahei Shizai is not interested in her, he will be thrown away.During this period, as long as she is good enough and obedient enough, there is a high probability that she will not be liquidated.

Second, Gou Dao, the leader of Zai, jumped off the building and died.Knowing a lot of information, she can survive as long as she chooses to join and continue to serve the port Mafia.

Third, Gou Daozai defected and became Wuzhenzai.Even though Buteizai has a dark heart, but she keeps her promise with Odasaku and won't do evil things to her, she can still survive as long as she chooses to join the port mafia.

Who knew the vest would still fall off.

Thinking of those three years of careful life, and the exciting Shura field afterwards.It's a miracle Dazai didn't kill her.

Deep down in her heart, she couldn't help but sigh, no one would believe her twists and turns and bizarre things.

"You really still miss that waist!"

Dazai's angry voice blocked her thoughts.

Following his line of sight, I was so shocked that my hairs exploded.She remembered that before wearing it, she was an extreme Chinese chef and the wife of a Chinese chef's granary.Before wearing it, she happened to stock up a lot of goods, and she was going to sell them at the comic exhibition the next day...

She was still sorting out the independent packaging before, and the room was covered with various commodities. At first glance, it seemed to be surrounded by the Central Plains.For the Chinese chef, this is heaven, but for Zai, it is too unfriendly.

They fell on the bed.

"Hehe!" Dazai pulled the body pillow off the bed.

Nekoya Shikiharu: "!!!"

dying!

The pattern printed on the pillow is not so harmonious.

Red shirt, black suit pants.All the buttons of the shirt were unbuttoned to reveal the eight-pack abs, the belt of the trousers was also unbuttoned to reveal the seductive mermaid line, and a corner of the panties to cover the hidden parts.The facial expression was purposely drawn very blurred, just looking at it gave off a sense of restlessness that spurted blood.

Dazai patted the pillow, and when he thought of her hugging her every day while sleeping, he became even angrier, "You fickle woman! Sure enough, you still want to sleep on that waist!"

He looks down.

The ground is full of all kinds of things, stand cards, novels, comic books, tapes and other things.They were scattered all over the floor, and there was almost no place to jio.

At the critical moment of life and death.

Moyashiki Haru burst out with a strong desire to survive, his brain told him to run, and he thought of a way to deal with it before the volcanic eruption, "Mr. Nakahara is not as important as you, these are all for sale."

She gets out of bed.

Standing on tiptoe, he pulled out the one and only Dazai figure from the corner, took a [exclusive, not for sale] label on the table, and stuck it on the base.

This figure of Dazai is used for lottery as a welfare gimmick to attract buyers.She also has a figure of Chuya Zhongyuan, the exclusive not-for-sale label was originally intended to be affixed to the figure of Zhongye Zhongyuan, and the figure was customized by her at the wife of a big boss.It is not sold in the middle and taken out, it is just for showing off.

Luckily it hasn't been posted before!

Returning to the bed with Dazai's figurine in hand, Haru Nekoyashiki handed it in front of him flatteringly, and reluctantly said, "You are the most precious, but it is not for sale exclusively for me!"

Dazai was barely coaxed.

After a while, he asked curiously, "Is this your world?"

"Yes."

She recalled the swearing that she burst out in surprise before, and there was too much information revealed in this room.In Dazai's mind, he vaguely guessed many things.

Anyway, I can't hide it.

With Dazai's mind and heart, the paper figurine probably wouldn't take it to heart.She gave up on herself and simply took out the tablet from the head of the bed, and showed him the Bungou Stray Dogs anime.

"Everything you want to know is here."

Dazai glanced at it with comprehension in his expression, but he didn't care.He clicked on the opening song, and his face turned green when he heard the sound.

The voice of Zhongya in the Central Plains.

But the lyrics and music also contain a lot of information, and he still listens to it while disgusting it.After Wu Jingzai appeared on the stage, he said proudly, "I am indeed the protagonist."

Haru Nekoyashiki gloated, "The main character is Atsushi Nakajima."

Dazai was silent for a moment: "..."

"It's fine if it's not middle class."

Nekoya Shikiharu smiled and said nothing.At the beginning, she was directed at Dazai by a short video Amway, and then she became an extreme chef :)

He was watching a drama, and Nekoya Shikiharu continued to work.

The recovered memory is to go through it all over again, what happened this morning is still vivid in my mind, but her experience of three years in Wenye is a bit blurred after the shock.

Just like ordinary people after reading a novel, they only remember the general plot, and some plots are very clear, but it is impossible to copy every word completely from the original.

I have already made an appointment with the fans to sell the booth, and I still have to go to the comic exhibition.

Back in this world, the system in the brain seems to have disappeared, and the three big rivers and mountains stored in the body also fell into a deep sleep, and their appearance and voice have changed back to their original appearance.

The laws of this world suppress metaphysics.

Bandages didn't work either.

As an ordinary person, she is a freelance illustrator, lazy, and can support herself with her daily list.Most of the time, I use my skills to generate electricity for love, and occasionally make peripheral blood back.

The income is enough for food and clothing, and can maintain a small luxury life.

If Yangzai...

If it is a 'poor' Butei Jae, he can still provide canned crab meat as an extra meal.Chief Zai, all her savings can't afford to buy a set of high-end clothes for him.

The squeamish leader Zai has the best food and clothing.

I can't afford it with my current income.

If they can't go back, it's a question of whether she can apply for an executive from the management company skills she learned from Wenye World.Then reduce the quality of life by one (big) grade, and barely be able to raise and slaughter.

I feel itchy all over my body.

I tugged on the coral fleece pajamas I bought for more than 100 yuan. At that time, I thought it was quite comfortable to wear, but now I just feel that the touch is not as comfortable as the hundreds of thousands of clothes I wore when I was Mrs. Qing.

Hey, it's hard to go from extravagance to frugality.

Dazai suddenly yelled, "Haru, I want to eat." Look at Fan, if you don't eat some snacks, your mouth will feel dull.

The memory of this world has just been liberated, and the memory of being Mrs. Haru is still suppressed, and her mentality has not completely changed, so Haru Nekoyashiki is somewhat afraid of Dazai Osamu.

Obediently contributed the stocked caramelized melon seeds, potato chips and beef jerky, and also reluctantly gave up the happy fat house water.

Time passed while one person was watching and one person was packing.

By the time Nekoya Shikiharu packed up everything for delivery tomorrow, it was already dark.

She used to live alone and could only cook some home-cooked dishes, and her level was only at the level of frying tomatoes and eggs and adding some ingredients to cook some high-end instant noodles.The refrigerator at home is filled with all kinds of beverages, dairy products and other things, but there are no vegetables or meat.

I bent over to do the work of packing all afternoon, and I was a little tired.I haven't done physical work for a long time, and the little paper man can't use it, and the body is in a sub-healthy state.

don't want to cook.

Simply open the software and order takeaway.

I ordered a light salad set meal for myself, and ordered food that I could take with my hands directly after seeing Zai’s posture that he would have to watch the liver overnight.

Food delivery is fast.

Zai put the copy at hand for him, and she sat in front of the computer desktop.While eating, with tears in his eyes, he reluctantly destroyed all the treasured pictures, videos, notebooks, and novels of Mr. Zhongyuan.

If you want to see it, poke Ji You for food.

She herself did not dare to hide it. Although Zai is not a professional hacker, the means are not something her level can hide.

Handled about the same.

Ji You suddenly sent a message.

Gravity makes the bow on the hat: Fuck, is that really you? ? ?Why did you suddenly betray Dazai?Are you hacked?

The leader Mrs. Zai: I suddenly found that Zai is really beautiful, delicate and super cute.I love him till death, so much that I could die for him.

is not that right.

If the system hadn't pulled her a hand, she would have almost died in love in the end.

Gravity makes the bow on the hat:  …

Immediately afterwards, the other party called, Dazai glanced over, and Haru Nekoyashiki sat back on his raised buttocks.

Also silently turned on the speakerphone.

[If you are a fan of Dazai, I will break up with you! 】

Dazai's face suddenly turned ugly, Haru Nekoyashiki took the opportunity to show his loyalty, "Dazai is so good, how can you not like Dazai!"

"I only like Dazai in my life!"

She was too straightforward, and Ji You, who didn't know the truth, became a little cautious, [You, you are under too much mental pressure, right? 】

In order to prepare for the exhibition, I have compressed a lot of sleep time. Recently, I have been sleeping all night with my liver attached to my liver, and I only sleep less than five hours a day.

【Aren't you coming from your aunt? 】

"No."

[A few days ago, you said that a handsome guy moved in next door, and you wanted to sleep with him, did you already have your hands? 】

Dazai's eyes darkened.

Haru Nekoyashiki hurriedly argued, "I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense. I only love Zai, I love him so much that I go crazy for him and give everything!"

【…】

[I hear that your voice is quite energetic, so I can rest assured.Go to bed early, I will drive to pick you up tomorrow. 】

hang up the phone.

Seeing Dazai continuing to watch with satisfaction, Haru Nekoyashiki breathed a sigh of relief.Look at the time, it's past 8 o'clock.I don't know if it's because of continuous time travel, or because the main body hasn't slept well these days, and I feel a little drowsy.

Just wash and sleep.

I have to get up early tomorrow.Although it was a comic exhibition held in this city, it was far away from her home, and the stall owners had to get in early.

Halfway through the wash, the locked bathroom door suddenly opened.When Dazai walked in with a bird, Nekoya Shikiharu might be calm, but his mind is still dominated by the consciousness of the deity named Zhou Ming.

I was so shocked that I didn't know where to cover my hands.

Dazai had an expression of losing 2 million yuan, "What's wrong with a flat chest, it's not as big as a man's pectoral muscles."

Zhou Ming: "!!!"

It's A. I'm so sorry!

It is because of the level A that she set a big E for the character when playing the game.Back in this world, E is naturally gone.

"You should be glad that I'm not a jio picker who plays a transvestite account." Her image in Wenye was made according to the vest of the game, and her memory was blocked. Based on her appearance, she would definitely feel that she was a woman.

Dazai: "..."

Suddenly I feel that A is still good.

The initial embarrassment and shyness passed, and the calmness that belonged to Mrs. Qing gradually emerged.

Calmly and calmly, they hugged together.

He came out of the bathroom and went straight to the bed. The weight of the buttocks of the slaughtered before made the body pillow kicked down mercilessly, and the two rolled onto the bed.

The bed boards in the rental room were not very strong, and they creaked until most of the night.

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The next day I was woken up by the alarm clock.

The feeling of soreness all over the body also opened up the memory of last night, Haru Nekoyashiki was in a trance and then calmed down.It took 6 years of lovers to lose their virginity, and the relationship between them is fresh and refined enough.

Dazai felt refreshed.

With a satisfied look of 'I can do it' and 'I'm super mighty'.

Ji You called at the right time and told her that she had already driven this way.Let her take advantage of this time to change her clothes and put on her makeup.

correct.

It was decided before that she will also cosplay in the middle.

It’s not possible now, the cosplay costumes that were lying on the bedside yesterday were thrown by Dazai directly into the trash can, and he said plausibly, “Your height is ooc!”

She also has a Mori Ogai cosplay outfit in her closet, Dazai will never go with 'Mr. Mori'.Finally, I looked through it and found a kimono I bought when I went to Japan to check in the Fumono scene.

Sighed again.

The kimonos worn by Mrs. Qing are all handmade, and each set is expensive.This set was bought for only [-] yuan. Apart from the beautiful design, it is cheap from top to bottom.

Looks like I'm trying to make money.

Looking back at Zai, Haru Nekoyashiki pulled him to sit in front of the dressing table. The restoration of the cos god will attract amazement, the deity is as big as the brain hole of today's people, what if we find out?I added a little makeup to Jae, and the thicker the makeup, the feeling was deliberately modified.

Stand in front of the full-length mirror.

Except that his height is 178, Zhou Ming's appearance is not as beautiful as Mrs. Qing's.If Mrs. Qing's appearance can score 9 points, the deity can score 7 points, and makeup magic can also score 9 points.

It's a bit different now. If you find out the photos you took before, you will find a big difference.

--temperament.

The dignified and elegant temperament of Yamato Nadeko has been integrated into the flesh and blood even after taking off the vest.With this temperament bonus, the face value has been raised to 8 abruptly.

For example, some people are slightly inferior in appearance, walk with a straight back, and have an energetic and energetic temperament that is better than their appearance, but those who are stooped and have dull eyes are a little bit more.

With temperament and makeup, she is also a beauty at the top of the pyramid when she goes out.

So Dazai cared more that he missed two E's.

Zhao Pengpeng was taken aback.

Haru Nekoyashiki restrained her aura slightly, trying to make her aura more "lively" and "down-to-earth". She deliberately bent her posture, "How about it, is there a fan of the leader's wife!?"

"That's great!" Zhao Pengpeng finally regained the familiar feeling from Ji You, and just wanted to make a few more jokes when he saw Dazai who came out later.

She exclaimed, "Damn!"

"Isn't this amazing?" She asked, holding Haru Nekoya Shiki's hand, winking with a strange expression, "Let me introduce you."

Dazai introduced himself, "Zhou Zhi." He spoke in Chinese with a perfect accent, which also diluted the overly familiar voice.

Zhao Pengpeng elbowed her, "Your relative?"

Dazai nonsense said very serious and trustworthy words, "I'm married into Zhou's family." He leaned on Nekoya Shikiharu's arm, "I'm currently her lover~"

Good guy.

Nekoya Shikiharu almost collapsed, nodded seriously, "Yes."

Dazai's face suddenly turned disgusted again, and he said possessively, "So, Chuya, can you let go of Ming's hand? My friend's wife, don't bully me."

Zhongye cosplay by Zhao Pengpeng.

She is only 155 in height, perfectly restoring the height of 16-year-old Chuya.

Ordinary people can't resist the pressure of the black mud spirit's eyes, Zhao Pengpeng quickly retracted his hand as if he had stopped stinging, and nodded in response, "Oh."

They live far away and only rely on the Internet to communicate on weekdays.Before Zhou Ming said that she wanted to find a man to fall in love with, she just thought that they saw each other and got together quickly, and didn't think much about it.

Nekoya Shikiharu pulled Shimozai's arm, telling him to calm down and not to scare people, "Let's go quickly, we have to clean up when we get to the venue."

"let's go."

Dazai wanted to go to the driver's seat, but Haru Nekoyashiki pulled him into the back seat.She once experienced Zai's speed and passion in order to test her. If she hadn't worn a vest at that time, she would have been scared to pee.

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There was no traffic jam early in the morning, and we arrived at the venue smoothly.

When they passed by, many stall owners were already tidying up their stalls.In the comic exhibition, there are many beautiful and handsome cosers.They are all busy, so when they pass by, they stare at each other with starry eyes.

Wait for them to pack up.

It is also open to ordinary players.

It didn't take long for a large group of people who had been waiting outside to rush in. Nekoya Shiki Haru moved a step slower at that time, and the booth he got was in a remote corner at the back, and it was very clean for the time being.

"Do you want to eat?"

They came out early in the morning and hadn't eaten yet. They bought buns and porridge at the door.He took out a sweet bun with red bean filling and brought it to Zai's mouth.When he bites open, she eats along the corner so that she won't rub her lipstick.

Three or five people share a bun.

When I went to get the second one, I saw Ji You's stunned expression, and then she swallowed the last bite of bun angrily and said, "I'm out shopping!"

Very unfriendly to single dogs.

Staying any longer would do her great harm.

The corner is off the beaten path, which has its benefits.They kiss secretly, as long as the angle is good, they will not be seen.

A man who has tasted the taste of meat, how can he resist the temptation of meat.

Dazai looked at her opponent A, and sighed, "Why don't you go to a doctor to get a breast augmentation." The suffocation of happiness from E is still reluctant to give up.

"Silicone breast pads don't feel good."

"Humph!"

Moyashiki Haru's eyes disappeared immediately, and he said angrily: "You stay here to watch the house well, I'll go out for a walk."

As soon as I entered the crowd, I was invited to take pictures.

At first, those who were interested agreed to a few, but then they got a little annoyed.Mrs. Mfaia Qing at the port opened her aura, and the surrounding area became much quieter in an instant.

Students may get along well with the good-tempered head teacher.But he didn't dare to come in front of the serious dean, joking around with a playful smile.

All are ordinary people.

Most of them are still young.

A cold look from the superior looked over, and he didn't dare to approach.At most, they would secretly discuss a few words in the distance, how beautiful it is, whose cosplay it is, etc.

It's not over yet.

Nekoya Shikiharu suddenly felt dull.

Even though I saw a lot of items that were absolutely fascinating before, I didn't feel like I wanted them anymore.She accepted the identity of Mrs. Qing, and Zhou Ming's previous thinking was suppressed.

In the end it was different.

Repercussions also started to appear.

There are obviously many people around who are very lively, but there is a sense of silence that cannot be blended in.All of a sudden, I understand Jai's feeling in the world. Does he also have this detached sense of dissociation when looking at the world?

In this strange world, will he be uncomfortable?

thought here.

She no longer had the intention to continue shopping, turned around and began to walk back quickly.When I returned to my booth, there was a wild cosplayer inviting Jay to take a group photo.

Nekoya Shikiharu strode over, took off the label on the figure and stuck it on Zai's face, politely and forcefully refused, "Sorry, it's not for sale."

Dazai leaned his head in her arms, and said with a smile, "My wife won't let me."

The child blinked, looked left and then said suddenly, "I don't want to take pictures with him, so can I take pictures of you two? You two look so good together."

These words made Dazai happy, he nodded and said, "This is fine."

After getting permission, I took a few satisfactory photos that would be wallpapers without retouching, and then left happily.

Nekoya Shikiharu held Zai's face and kissed, "After this is over, let's go home."

Just when she admitted that she was Haru Nekoya Shiki, the system in her mind went online.The game interface that has remained unchanged for thousands of years has suddenly been updated with two functions [login] and [logout].

The smile on the face is very warm.

She said firmly, "Our home is in Yokohama."

——FIN——

The author has something to say: there are still a few extra chapters, take a break and start a new year, if you are interested, you can bookmark it first.

Followed by "The President's Wife Raiders Game"

[You are the blind date of the president of the Armed Detective Agency, and your task is to recruit him to become the president's wife. 】

Difficulty: ★★★★★★

death:☆

Initial favorability: 100

Note: He fell in love with you deeply at first sight, please join hands in the marriage hall within the specified time, otherwise it will be regarded as a failure of the strategy.

Wutong got a new mobile phone and found that it comes with a love strategy app. The character Lihui is not his favorite. When he was about to uninstall it, he accidentally touched Lihui's voice.

He actually has the same voice as the male god! ! !

Stop talking, let him go!

---

Suddenly, a strategy game app was automatically downloaded on the phone, and Fuze, who was about to uninstall it, couldn't take his eyes off the job of the cat cafe owner who was the target of the strategy.

The character Rachi depicts her surrounded by cats.

Inner os: cat!She has cats!So many cats!

Click on Lihui Voice: Would you like to raise a cat with me?

Fuze has fallen: I am willing!