Yamato Nadeko

The phone was immediately hung up.

beep-

The hands-free was turned on, and the sound of hanging up echoed in the room.

Tu Zai said sarcastically, "Oh, it seems that you are not that important in her heart." He cried and called, but the other side just hung up before he could speak.

"Ha ha."

"The sorrow of a single dog." Shengsheng Yingzai said with an expression of "pattern Tucson broken" on his face, with tears still hanging from his eyes, "You don't understand, this is called fun."

He lifts a chestnut.

"Would you like her if she was obedient?"

The native master understands.

No matter how delicious it is, there will be a day when you get tired of eating.

I have all the character designs you want, and Dazai is also keeping his own freshness.It is not necessarily true that Nekoya Shikiharu likes pure black, what she likes is pure to the extreme.

There are many people with this quality.

Among the distant rivals in love is Shuten Doji, who is always thinking of a mouse who steals lamp oil.There is also the famous detective from the nearest detective agency. His mind is like a kaleidoscopic treasure chest, and whoever opens the box will be happy.

The same reason.

So is Nekoya Shikiharu.

At the beginning, Dazai cared about her who was perfectly disguised as an AI robot, and the novelty of the three years was gradually worn away.If she hadn't lost her horse, Dazai would have really hated her.

If he is bored, she can also emotionally shake his face and change his home.

That's the dog.

There are not no loving couples, but the point of mutual attraction has always existed.When a loving partner turns into a resentful couple halfway through, the "love" is gone, and there is only one sentence "loved" in the end.

Adult love is so dirty.

Local Zai sneered sourly, "It's really a love that moves heaven and earth."

"wrong!"

Sheng Sheng Yingzai held his face and showed an obsessive look, "It's love and killing each other."

Really fall in love and kill each other.

During the love period, they can give everything to attract each other, "I really love her." Sheng Shengying said in a sweet tone of love, "If one day she is not interesting, I will kill her with my own hands."

Take her with you to die in love.

Tu Zai didn't believe it, "Do you know how to love?"

What kind of dog is 'myself', don't you have any clues in your mind?He wanted to replace his life with Win Jae, just to find it interesting, not to love her.

The original plan remains unchanged.

I just want to make the memory of the last journey of life happy.

This time for nothing else.

Just bored with this world, obeying the mind and self-destructing.

"En." Sheng Sheng Yingzai's expression was extremely serious, his eyes filled with pure darkness, "I really love her."

After a while.

He said in a faint, ethereal voice, "I am willing to live for her."

Native Jay's pupils vibrated.

This sentence is much more shocking than "I am willing to die for you".It is easy to die, but it is very painful to live, especially the person who said "live for you" is Osamu Dazai who wants to die wholeheartedly, which shows his weight.

Really fell in love and killed each other.

Either love or die.

Life wins Jae humming, looking at Tu Jae contemptuously, "You can't beat me." He said, "I'm even willing to study how to live forever for her, you say how much I love her."

Damn, do you know how many people are waiting for Lao Tzu to die so that he can inherit his private and exclusive Black Sun.

Thinking about it feels too shitty.

Perplexed, she exploded again: Shit!

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hang up the phone.

Nekoya Shikiharu instructed the little paper figurine to tidy up the dishes and chopsticks, and she made two cups of tea for digestion after the meal and brought them out.

Mori took the teacup and asked, "I seem to have heard Dazai-kun crying just now, what's wrong?" Just now I connected the phone and turned on the speakerphone, and the crying over there was so loud that he could hear it here.

The face is full of gossip.

It is impossible for Dazai to cry.

Nekoya Shikiharu handed another cup of tea to Fukuzawa, who also had curiosity in his eyes.Some wondered if the other party was the leader of mafia, and felt like a three or four-year-old child.

"The susceptibility period has arrived."

Sen was a little confused, "Susceptible period?"

"I don't feel safe, I will cry." Haru Nekoyashiki didn't have the nerve to be too specific.

This is asking her to kiss, hug and hold her high.

This is a little bit of abo role-playing between the two. Zai is cute when he hugs her clothes and builds a nest and cries until he hiccups.

Sen: "..."

I probably know what play it is.

It can only be said that young people can play.

Fukuzawa didn't understand, but he was too embarrassed to ask.I took a sip of the tea, the temperature and taste were just right.Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at Haru Nekoyashiki again, she is really a good girl from IKEA.

Pity.

It would be nice if she really married Ranpo.

After Haru Nekoyashiki left, Mori said maliciously, "She is not a simple little girl." It is not easy for Dazai Osamu to say that "Ms. Haru's order is higher than his".Also, she is the one who handles Mafia's core business recently, not some pure white girl from IKEA.

Fuze snapped back, "It has nothing to do with you."

Dogs take mice, too much control!

"No, no, there are still." Sen also took a sip of tea.

He is used to drinking black tea personally, and he has a picky mouth. He can brew green tea that suits his taste, which shows that this girl has put her heart into 'him'.

Heart sigh.

It's not a loss for the self over there.

It would be great if people could just stay here. I hope that the local boss can win people over.In middle age, the "son" is not filial, but he never expected to enjoy the filial piety of his daughter-in-law.

Mori looked at Fukuzawa with a provocative smile.

"If she is Dazai-kun's wife, then she will be my 'son' wife."

No matter how much Osamu Dazai hates him, but this girl has a heart, and only he can enjoy this caring and filial behavior in the future.

If it weren't for a coincidence.

The confrontation between the two organizations has nothing to do with this side. Fukuzawa wants to enjoy filial piety, but he wants to eat ass.

Nekoya Shikiharu didn't know about the argument between the two 'father-in-laws' outside, so she went to the kitchen to make candies for the blue-eyed cat.

"Do you want to do this?" Edogawa Ranpo had eaten a lot of candy, and this was the first time he participated in making it with his own hands, so he was very excited.

"Yes." Nekoya Shikiharu stretched out his hand to grab his hand, and demonstrated once, "That's it, just stir it with this strength for 3 minutes."

Edogawa blinked in disorder, "I didn't feel it, demonstrate it again." He grabbed her hand and put it on his own.

He opened his green eyes to look at her, with the illusion of sticking out of the deep forest.

It's quite teasing.

Nekoya Shikiharu gave another demonstration and guidance, and Edogawa Ranpo accepted it as soon as he saw it, and he was not too ambiguous.

"Mrs. Qing, I'm done." In front of Hei Jie was a pot of crushed peanuts, the sizes of which were almost the same.

He glanced at the hazelnuts that the white mustard had messed up, and lifted his chin proudly.

"Well done." Moyashiki Haru was not stingy to praise, and comforted White Tutu, opened his eyes and said nonsense, "White Tutu also did a great job, so different sizes are just right, and you can spell different patterns."

Bai Jie subconsciously raised her chest.

After realizing something, I regretted my childishness.Hmph, that black rabbit played stupid when his head hit the tree stump, there is no need for him to compare with the other party.

The mind thinks so.

But I didn't notice that I was brainwashed unconsciously, and I also classified myself as a rabbit, and I was still trying hard to fight for favor unintentionally.

Akutagawa Ginya's eyes sparkled and he begged for praise, "The juice is squeezed, and I filtered it three times."

"Xiaoyin is sincere and careful." After being praised, Xiao Huahua's special effects appeared behind her.

Children should be praised a lot.Of course, if the child is like Pipi Zai, additional stick education is needed.

"I did a great job too!" Edogawa Ranpo was dissatisfied that her attention was distracted, and asked her to look at her own results, waiting for her praise with her chin slightly raised.

This is what a peerless cutie.

Praise Biyan Maomao vigorously, "Master Ranpo is awesome!"

Lord Ranpo is happy.

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"Where are we going?" After the candy was ready, while no one else was paying attention, Biyan Maomao took her hand and sneaked out the door.

The famous detective bared his teeth, "A date."

Nekoya Shiki Haru is quite curious, in order to keep it fresh, she didn't go to the bottom of the matter, waiting for the surprise from the blue-eyed cat.

Instead of going to movie theaters, tree-lined avenues, dessert shops and other holy places for lovers, which are the first choice for couples to date, they came to a quite large square.

Edogawa Ranpo took out a pair of old glasses from his arms and put them on his face, making a very handsome and handsome posture, "Super reasoning."

He pointed to a woman, "Look at her."

It was a woman in her thirties with heavy makeup.Her shoelaces were untied, and she was squatting down carefully to tie them.

Nekoya Shikiharu looked over and roughly understood what kind of medicine the famous detective Gourd was selling. This kind of date aroused her great interest.

"The clothes are all from niche and luxury brands, the shoes don't fit well, and the skirt is a little tight. Be careful when you move, the smell of perfume is very cheap, this suit is either borrowed or rented."

That was all she could see.

More intelligence information requires exchange of clichés.

The detective continued, asserting in a confident tone, "Being domestically abused for a long time, going out on dates and cheating on other men."

Haru Nekoyashiki carefully observed the woman's subtle reaction again.He frowned while squatting down to tie his shoelaces, his expression seemed to be enduring something.When I got up, my movements were stiff, and my thighs, waist and abdomen should have varying degrees of injuries.Keep checking the time on your watch, you should be waiting for someone.

Wait for a while.

A man and a woman met, and the woman's distressed face suddenly showed joy.The man's hand touched the woman's buttocks before hugging her waist, and the small movements of his hands continued.

Being domestically abused can still laugh so happily, and the man's attitude is not like treating his wife like cheating.

"I see, it's interesting."

I have heard the reputation of the famous detective of the Armed Detective Agency before, and it really lives up to its reputation.After being reminded, she observed the information for a long time before inferring it. He just glanced casually for a second.

"Master Ranbu is super powerful."

The detective raised his chin proudly.

He locked on the target again, a middle-aged man.With his back bent, his head bowed and his walking sloppy, he bumped into a certain young man, and bent over to apologize reflexively.

This kind of person is too common, "an ordinary social animal oppressed by life."

Edogawa Ranpo changed his face, "It's an ordinary person. Catch him, he's a murderer." Haru Nekoyashiki couldn't see it, but believed in his judgment.

Although Zai fights the five scum, this is a gravity user aimed at the ceiling of force value.She has more than enough strength to kill an ordinary middle-aged man.

Edogawa randomly dialed the familiar police number. He said that the report of the arrest of the murderer caused the middle-aged man to struggle violently, "What are you talking about? I still have something to do, let me go."

"After working hard for many years, the opportunity for promotion that I had set was snatched away by the juniors who are related. You questioned the boss, but was humiliated by the other party, and became angry and killed someone."

It's like seeing it with your own eyes.

The middle-aged man's cowardly expression turned into anger and ferocity, and he cursed without hesitation, "The agreement is mine, he deserves to die!"

After blurting out his mouth, he reacted belatedly and kept silent, with fear in his anger, and the intensity of his struggle became more violent.

A detective dismounted his joints.

Although he has no force value, he has an adoptive father who is a master of swordsmanship.I went to a military academy for a period of time before, and under the influence of my ears and eyes, I still know the basic self-protection methods.

Wait for the police to take away the middle-aged man.

Only then did Nekoya Shikiharu tell the intelligence clues he had just discovered, "The purses and shoes are things that have been worn for a long time, and the clothes are newly bought for appearance. The knuckles are broken and bruised, and they were hammered hard with their fists in anger." Objects. There are nail scratches on the back of the hand, and there are traces of forceful tearing on the clothes..."

"It's too powerful, Lord Ranbu is too powerful!"

Insights into intelligence information, collation and analysis, and finally the results.Even if she is given time, she can discover the clues, but the famous detective completed the collection of "points" and connected them into "faces" in an instant.

Peek straight to the end!

Nekoya Shikiharu learned from Sheng Shengying that he is not so powerful because of supernatural powers, but pure insight and smart mind.

Not just one, hundreds of cases without exception!

Just reasoning, even Dazai admires it.

This flattery is very comfortable, and Edogawa's chin is going to be raised in the sky.

But I’m so awesome, I’ll have my hips on my hips.jpg

"Master Ranpo, let's continue!" Nekoya Shikiharu suddenly became very interested in observing the crowd and spying on secrets, and took the initiative to take the hand of the famous detective to find the target at the next location.

---

The deduction game was played until night fell, until it was found by the cubs.

Although Moya Shikiharu still has some unfinished business, but if he doesn't go back, the two slaughters are going to blow up.I can only say goodbye, "I am very happy today, next time I have time to continue 'dating'."

A detective took off his glasses, took out a timer from nowhere and pressed the button, "7 hours and 32 minutes." He smiled smugly and cutely, "The day of the bride is not over yet."

He couldn't play adult games, so it would be too wasteful to forcibly detain her.

It happened that she hadn't had enough yet, so she turned a blind eye to Biyan Maomao's behavior of exploiting loopholes, "I will fulfill the agreement."

When parting.

Looking at Akutagawa Gin who took the initiative to stand over, Baigao pursed his lips and said like an oath, "I will bring you back myself!"

Hei Jie hehe, "Little Silver has my protection!"

He still wants to take his sister away, isn't a double sister fragrant?

Seeing that the two were about to fight, Moyashiki Haru grabbed his black rabbit and said, "Then let's say goodbye."

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Taking the elevator to the top office should be ordered by Osamu Dazai, and no one stopped him along the way.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw two dangling legs.

It's frighteningly violent.

Haru Nekoyashiki detoured away calmly, the game "Going Home Every Day, My Boyfriend Is Shaking Himself" can be regarded as a fun play.

Just two steps away, I saw a vampire coffin, and there was a slaughter lying in it peacefully.She was about to continue her detour when Zai suddenly cheated on her body.

Elegant like a vampire, she came out and grabbed her hand and confessed affectionately, "I am different from him. He begs to die, but I can live for you."

The hanged life wins: "!!!"

Fuck, you copied my homework!