Yamato Nadeko

Nekoya Shiki Haru was woken up by a burst of itching, the neck seemed to be rubbed against something furry, and he was still moving around.

"Morning, Haru."

"Morning, Haru."

"I'm hungry, hurry up and get up~"

"I'm hungry, get up quickly~"

The noise like a repeater, and the lack of sleep made her a little irritable.Opening his eyes with anger, two slaughter heads appeared in front of his eyes, and immediately drove away the last trace of drowsiness.

As the brain wakes up, the sleeping memory quickly returns.

It took too much brain cells to deal with the work yesterday, and I was so sleepy that I seemed to have hugged two of them into the bed in a daze.

Stretching out his hand to pinch the faces of the two slaughters, the feeling was real and terrifying.

"pain."

"pain."

The two butchers were wronged together.

"Haru is too much, you let me go!" The Zai on the left said aggrievedly, and the Zai on the right also said aggrievedly, "It's too much, I've been waiting for you for a long time."

Nekoya Shikiharu closed his eyes and opened them again.

"Haru." x2

Fuck, what a double rip off.

Nekoya Shikiharu looked left and right.Both butchers were covered in bandages, and their eyes were full of indignation and grievance.

She was silent.

Can't tell from appearance alone.

The two masters held her hands left and right, and complained in unison, "You don't even recognize me!" Zhong Ye could tell at a glance that they were not the same one.

"Flower heart!"

"Scumbag!"

Condemnation is a double hit.

To make an analogy: Gravity makes the Central Plains also a piece of white paper, one of which is translucent white, and the other is slightly darker, but you can recognize it at a glance.

And Zai Zai in the world is generally black, so dark that it absorbs light. At first glance, it is pitch black, and even ghosts can't recognize it just by looking at the appearance.

Nekoya Shikiharu reached out to pull the bandages around the necks of the two of them, mmp in his heart, they both had tm marks.

The positioning coordinates are divided into AB.Dazai is A and she is B. B is a passive positioning coordinate, which can only be actively linked by A.In other words, she couldn't tell whether the mark was branded or painted.

"He's impersonating me."

"So despicable!" x2

This time, it was Zai Zai who was fighting each other, the two were identical from the expression on their faces to the arc of their staring eyes, as if they were scolding each other in a mirror.

Nekoya Shikiharu stretched out her hand silently under the quilt, and Yingzai was fattened by her, with flesh on her waist.

After touching it, she silently withdrew her hand.

Fuck, the meat is gone.

It should be that during the first half of the month when I was alone, I worked overtime and lost weight continuously.Zai's vitality was already very strong, and after being suckled by her, all the small wounds on Zai's body, the leader of the world, healed, and the big wounds, such as the knife piercing through his chest, were all exactly the same.

Hey, I'm very sad.

To make matters worse, she showed the photo album to the leader here yesterday, and was asked a lot of things.If it were someone else, it would be just a joke, and Zai could get a glimpse of the whole thing with a little information.

Critiques don't help either.

Of course, if you try slowly, you will definitely be able to recognize it.

But now... Haruu Yashiki, a scumbag cat who can't even tell her own boss, changed the subject, "Aren't you hungry? Do you want to eat?"

The two Zai Zai looked at each other and agreed, "Eat!"

I am full.

Only then can I have the strength to tear again.

---

The top cadre also went to work during breakfast, and today it was his turn to protect the leader.

Push open the office door.

After seeing Osamu Dazai, he greeted him respectfully and perfunctorily: "Boss."

Although he has the privilege of committing the following crimes, it does not mean that he has no fear to directly step on the authority of the leader.Except for the forced killing behavior, the rules that should be followed will still be followed.

"Morning, Zhongye~"

His smile was too warm.

The top cadres were suddenly vigilant, what kind of trouble is this going to cause?

"Morning, Zhongye~"

A familiar greeting suddenly sounded from the side, and the gravity made him subconsciously turn his head away. The enthusiastic smile on Osamu Dazai's face was unbearable.

and many more.

He looked to the left and saw a leader slaughtering.Look to the right, it's still a leader.two?Startled, the gravitational force jumped back a step, looking at the two leaders in horror.

Hey!

Too fucked up!

Good guy, one is enough to commit crimes.

There are actually two!

Haru Nekoyashiki, who came out with the food, clearly saw goosebumps popping up in the absolute domain exposed by the top cadre, and his fine hairs stood on end.

Like a frightened cat.

Not lightly frightened.

"Chuya, come over and eat some more." Nekoya Shikiharu invited.Just in case, she made an extra serving.

She is in a good mood.

Although the two Zaijia were very sad together, but the two restrained and tore each other, she felt a little more relaxed in the crack.

Zhongyuan Zhongye was still in shock of what a disaster the two chiefs were, and he sat down on the table belatedly.It wasn't until the chopsticks were stuffed in his hand that he realized it.

He murmured, "Why are there two mackerel fish?"

Blink hard.

Not hallucinations.

Each of them has Osamu Dazai's unique aura of beating, and the fists itch when you look at it.The breath was still the same black, and he couldn't tell the difference.

Nekoya Shikiharu explained, "One belongs to my family." As soon as she finished speaking, both of them pointed to their faces as if they were meeting for the first time to claim it.

"We met for the first time, the same style with an external waist." x2

It's true, but it's annoying.

Hard, fist hard.

"Exercising before meals helps digestion." Haru Nekoyashiki provoked the top cadres to beat the slaughter, "Double the slaughter, double the happiness."

Love to kill does not conflict with killing.

Gravity makes killing and slaughtering in the past not release water at all, but release the sea.If you really want to kill him, you have already been beaten to death several times.

Osamu Dazai's brain reacted quickly, but his body's reaction could not keep up with his consciousness.One hit two, still being beaten by the top cadres.

"Cool!"

The killing is over quickly.

It's just a cheap mouth, just pressed and punched them a few times to make their flesh hurt, and then stopped.After the warm-up exercise, Zhong Yuan was really hungry.

The food is also delicious.

The one on the left complained, "The taste is bland." The one on the right also pouted, picking out a dish in disgust, "I don't eat this."

Well, the test failed.

I know it's not that easy to tell the difference.

It's also her fault.

There is so much intelligence leaked in those everyday photos.Zai here also watched the video on her phone.What's more, he is not 'pretending', but 'the person himself'.

The flaws are even smaller.

This is the scary thing about worry teachers.

It's too normal for Zai Yinyang's dog's temper to change.If it weren't for knowing in advance that the winner of life would chase after him, the bedside boss would not be aware of the change of person quietly.

No one can imitate Osamu Dazai.

But imitating oneself is also a perfect disguise.

Probably retribution, she cheated Zai for three years by wearing a perfect vest.Zai is now double-opening, and it is her turn to be bald and find a way to distinguish the slight difference between the two.

It's all Dazai.

It's still different for her.Although she said she was disgusted, she still liked the little Tsundere who she raised very much.

After dinner.

Nekoya Shikiharu continues to work bald.

The ears are not always clean.

"Haru, haru, haru—" Like a ghost, Haru Nekoyashiki took out a candy from his pocket and stuffed it into his mouth, trying to exchange for a moment of peace.

The other one made a fuss, "You fed him one just now!" He leaned over and opened his mouth, "I want it too!"

Look left, look right.

Same as twins.

Moya Shikiharu took out a small rubber band, and for the convenience of distinguishing, manually tied a small hair on the two dogs.One to the right and one to the left.

"Hmm... pretty cute."

Good-looking, can hold any shape.

The two slaughters stretched out their faces at the same time, pouted their mouths: they want to kiss. "Then they reached out to each other in sync to try to push each other's face away, 'Haru is mine, you can only kiss me.'

"Don't make trouble."

Nekoya Shikiharu had a terrible headache.

She stretched out her hand to grab the ties of the two slaughters and pulled him over, and kissed one side of the cheek, "Go and play around obediently, or you can do the work yourself."

A salted fish slaughter, one wants to be a salted fish slaughter.

He glanced at the other party's files on the desktop.

Shut up now.

"Mr. Zhongyuan."

In an absolutely safe place, it is easy for Nekoya Shikiharu to ignore the outside world when he is working, "Please look at them, if you don't behave well, just beat them up. If you don't behave well, give them another beat up."

No matter how high the IQ is, it is still scum under absolute force.

"Okay." Zhongyuan Zhong also readily agreed.

If you want to blame it, you can blame Dazai Osamu for ordering Mrs. Qing's order to be higher than that of the leader. Anyway, he will not show mercy when killing the slaughter.The accounts of these years, ten times, will be paid back one by one.

He doesn't mind 'true or fake', anyway, they are all slaughtered, just beat them all!

The two butcher's bones were aching.

No matter which dwarf it is, it hurts to hit someone.

---

His vision blurred, and the scene in front of him suddenly changed.Akutagawa Ryunosuke was stunned for a moment, and the alarm was on full alert for possible enemies around him.

He glanced around, but found no trace of the suspected 'enemy'.

After returning from New Year's greetings with Mrs. Qing, she casually mentioned that she wanted to eat a cake from a certain online celebrity shop.After sending Mrs. Qing back to the port mafia, he turned back to buy cakes.

There are many people in online celebrity shops.

He was obviously in line before, but suddenly all the people in front of him disappeared.

Not to mention that people are gone, even the shops are gone.

The shops around the cake shop have not changed, except that the cake shop is gone.In other words, the shop itself still exists, but there is a sign of transfer on the facade.

"Illusion?"

You will know if you try it.

The swing of the black coat turned into a ferocious monster, and when he was about to destroy the shop, a hand grabbed his shoulder from behind.

The attack was easily dodged by the visitor, who said in surprise, "Akutagawa, what are you going to do?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke turned his head, it was an acquaintance, "Mr. Oda.",

It's Oda Sakunosuke.

There was no intersection between them, and Mrs. Qing commissioned him to deliver things and met him a few times.

"I've been looking for you for a long time." Oda Sakunosuke felt that the Akutagawa in front of him felt a little weird to him, but he had the same appearance and the same ability, so he didn't overdoubt anything.

"I've already solved it," he said.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke suddenly attacked Oda, who easily avoided it.Only then did he restrain his murderous intent and nodded, "Let's go, Mr. Oda."

It is undeniable that this man is very powerful.

He said that if the enemy is solved, it will be solved.

Oda Sakunosuke didn't care about this, it was like this when he picked up the child.In order to exercise his ability, he will suddenly attack him from time to time.

"There are new orders, follow me."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke followed him.

Up a long ramp into a red brick building.Go up to the fourth floor and see the words [Armed Detective Agency] written on the door plate. Could it be that the leader ordered him to attack here?

open the door.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's hem turned into a giant beast to attack the people inside the door first, but was stopped by another giant beast halfway.

The eyes of the two met, as if they were looking in a mirror.