Yamato Nadeko

You are greedy for my bandages, you are cheap.

Nekoya Shiki Haru pulled out his hand, but Mo De coldly refused, "It's troublesome enough to raise one." Do you have double the happiness if you have twice the Zai?

No.

Definitely a tenfold nightmare!

Osamu Dazai didn't give up, he held his face and said coquettishly, "I am also the leader Zai, throw him away and support me."

He said, "I'm definitely richer than him!"

According to the information she revealed at work just now, the leader Zai over there is a salted fish, and his expanded territory is twice that of the other party.

She blinked to be cute, and gave herself extra points, "The next one is even better, I'm super obedient."

Haru Nekoyashiki sneered, and said mockingly, "Hehe, do you dare to say it again with your conscience?" Zai will be good?She jumped off the office building.

Touching his conscience, Osamu Dazai repeated sincerely, "I'm super obedient."

Nekoya Shikiharu looked down at the paws pressing on her chest, smiled and turned to the top cadre who couldn't bear to look directly at him with disgust, "As long as the medical bandages don't kill you, you can hang your breath. A small injury like a fracture , as long as it is broken neatly in three or two days, it will heal."

Osamu Dazai immediately let go of his paw.

It's too cruel.

Gravity dented a piece of the carpet under his feet, and if he had been so slow to hide just now, his brain would have been kicked to pieces.

Killing promotes friendship.

Nekoya Shikiharu stretched out his hand and introduced himself, "Nukiyashikiharu."

She knows 'himself' and even has a close relationship, but it's different after all.The top cadre still introduced himself solemnly, "Central Plains Zhongye."

"Why isn't your surname Dazai? He can't do it." Osamu Dazai got up from the ground, gasped in pain, "Hiss." Chuya really kicked him so hard just now that he broke a rib.

"My surname is Dazai." Haru Nekoyashiki said, "One minute."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

he believe.

It's a show operation that Zai can do.

Good guy, I instigated the top cadre to beat him twice.It would be a shame if 'Han Wu Ji Wu' vented his anger on him.

Zai changed the subject, "Well, I came from a long way to do my best as a landlord." Turning around, he stabbed the top cadre's heart in revenge, "Zhongye, open a bottle of good wine to celebrate."

The top cadre said happily, "Okay."

As for the privilege of "the following crimes" that Nekoya Shikiharu helped to win, let alone opening a bottle, it is worth it even if the wine cellar is open for her to choose.

Immediately called the subordinates to pick up the most expensive bottle, Dazai is indeed worth celebrating.

unwise.

Osamu Dazai didn't miss any opportunity to abandon his own cadres, so he collected information by the way, "Can the bandage talk about 'us'? I'm curious about the embarrassing story of the other slug."

"you wanna die!?"

The grievances that have been accumulated for four years are not something that can be blown out once or twice.

He also took revenge in the Central Plains, and always paid back ten times!

Sure enough, I owe you a lot of money.

"Okay." Nekoya Shiki Haru agreed very simply.

She can beat a slaughterer, but she can't beat a top cadre who obeys the leader's order.How can she not understand Zai's mind, she will always find out what she wants to know.

Rather than being calculated, it is better to take the initiative.

Nekoya Shikiharu went to the desk and lowered the curtains of the French windows again.The projection device is connected to the mobile phone.

The first thing that appeared was the mobile phone screen saver wallpaper.

Is Zai's big head special effects animation.

That is, beauty camera special effects.There are domineering crowns, cool and handsome cowboys, evil vampires, cute cats, delicate rabbits, and even the down-to-earth big brother's golden chain smoking.

"Tut." x2

The top cadres and Osamu Dazai himself disliked him at the same time.

I despise myself, and I am absolutely dead.

Very domineering.

When her Zuo Jingzai mentioned the next-door leader Zai and Wu Jingzai, she also slowly disliked them. They are obviously different from each other, and they have to be divided into different classes.

Thinking of his rants about other world leaders, and his cute and triumphant appearance, Moya Shiki Haru had a smile on his lips, "I'll show you my family's success in life."

Osamu Dazai's face turned dark immediately.

Having a girlfriend is enough to be proud of others.

Open the private photo album, a total of six have been created.Named by age, the earliest is 15 years old, and the last is 20 years old.

Click on the 15-year-old.

In the first picture, she is wearing a pink and white twelfth single, and Dazai also rarely wears a patterned hakama.The kneeling posture conceals the height difference, even though the 15-year-old Zai still has baby fat on his face, but no matter how serious his cute face is, it is still full of childishness in comparison.

Take a special look at the top cadre.

"Hey, did 'I' fall in love at the age of 15?" Osamu Dazai held his face with a smug look on his face.Just now I disliked 'myself', but now I'm substituting 'self' again.

It can only be said that it is worthy of being slaughtered.

When it's useful, it's "as expected of me", and when it's useless, "everyone present is rubbish".Selectively substitute good ones, and even scold myself when they become ruthless.

Nekoya Shikiharu retorted, "No, it's Bao. Yang. Lover." She corrected, "My identity has always been a lover."

At that time, girls could get married at the age of 16, and it was not uncommon to have a lover at the age of 15.What's more, it is the most deviant mafia, which is quite in line with the behavior of the Tao.

It is indeed something to be complacent about.

At that time, Mr. Mori knew about it and specially gave Zai a physiology class, and even gave him a love action movie for his experience reference.He failed to tease her, and later used waste to trick Mr. Zhongyuan.

Almost ashamed.

At that time, the excuse was to understand the secrets of adults and grow taller.The simple Mr. Zhongyuan believed it, endured the shame of explosion, and read it bravely.

Too bad it was recorded.

Then next week's "This Week Don't Admit Loss" newspaper material is the experience of watching a cat movie for the first time. I broke my arm and had a cast for a week.

When the top cadre heard this, he thought, "Hehe."

Sure enough, it's a mess.

The main character recorded in the album is Dazai, and occasionally a few group photos are taken along with a few Nakaya.The group photo is a photo of the water gun fight on the beach, which was taken by Hongye, a bystander.

The 15-year-old boy's eyebrows and eyes are all flamboyant, and even the haze in Hei Jae's eyes has temporarily dissipated, with a lively and cheerful look at this age.

Scroll down again.

It's a photo of Dazai and Chuya.

The 15-year-old boys reluctantly stood together, turning their faces away, their faces full of disgust and displeasure towards their friends.

Osamu Dazai's face was full of disgust, "Mr. Mori over there also hates it!"

Similar to this one, he and Nakahara also took pictures.Forced, euphemistically speaking, as a qualified guardian, it is necessary to commemorate the time of growth.

They are forced to take a group photo every year.

Turn the page to continue.

The top cadre turned his face away with just one glance, and the exposed tips of his ears were also red.Osamu Dazai whistled, "Wow."

It's a picture of her with Dazai, she's wearing a hot bikini.

Osamu Dazai sighed solemnly, "It's really big."

The kimono she is wearing today is a thick winter dress, which doesn't show her figure very well.I pressed it with my hand just now, and it can be judged that it is very large according to the area and height, and it is indeed very large intuitively.

"'I' must have taken a fancy to your dick at the beginning." Dazai Osamu provocatively said.He tilted his head and opened his hands again, smiling sweetly, "Big sister, can you give me a hug~"

This facial cleanser.

It definitely feels comfortable to use.

Through the thick clothes, Nekoya Shikiharu generously hugged the cat.With a half smile but not a smile, he asked revenge, "Then do you still want to drink nienie? My family has not been weaned since Yingzai's life."

Osamu Dazai: "!!!"

Just one word.

Fuck (sour)!

Xiaotu Zaizhi boldly tried to pull her skirt, but was severely beaten on the head and gave Zai a warning.Holding the red forehead, pouted and continued to look at the photos sourly.

As I get older, it gets more sour.

Although the 15-year-old Zai has a lot of knowledge, she is still very naive. She is more like a "playmate" than a lover.

When I was older, I saw her as a woman.

The photos are also more and more 'show'.When I was fifteen or sixteen, I held it high, and when I was seventeen or eighteen, I kissed and hugged.

After flipping through, Haru Nekoyashiki asked teasingly, "Do you want to continue watching? The scale will be a bit bigger later on."

Really life wins and kills.

At the age of 19, the relationship between them gradually heated up, with foreign enemies watching, and Dazai even fell in love with Xiuenai.Most of them are group photos of dog food, which can choke to death.

Look at the four-digit number of photos.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Just two words.

Burn to death (lemon)!

Refusing to eat dog food, Haru Nekoyashiki quit the photo album, and suddenly said to the top cadre, "I'll give you a better picture."

Open the secret album again.

The first one made Dazai jump up from the chair, he widened his eyes, "Isn't it a photo, this is definitely a photo!"

Otherwise, how could the pitch-black dwarf who had frozen 16 meters since the age of 1.6 be taller than him!

In the picture, 'Nakahara Chuya' is holding the shoulders of 'Dazai Osamu' forcefully, his legs are not standing up straight, and he is even taller!

The top cadre was stunned for a while, and then silently calculated an arithmetic problem in his mind, and the final result made him a little dazzled.

1.9 meters!

Haru Nekoyashiki's smile is the same as that of Osamu Dazai before, even the curvature of the corners of his lips is exactly the same, "It's really 1.9 meters."

Dazai jumped on the chair and looked down at the top cadre, "Why are you so happy, it's not you!" He was shocked at first, and then he realized it.

Just now, there are a small number of photos taken by Zhongye in the album. After careful comparison, there are subtle differences between the two. The pupils of 'Zhongye' who are 1.9 meters long are vertical pupils, plus she said 'substitute'.

Then.

Here's a wild guess...

Nekoya Shikiharu directly revealed the answer, "They are all barbarians, rounding up to the same person." Didn't he also substitute 'zai' just now, to mock the dwarf?

Dazai asked, "This deity?"

"Correct."

"Then I am...?" It was the top cadre who asked this question.

The intelligence data I saw before, only some incomplete experimental data.If Huangba Tu's true self exists, then he is a human being.

"Well, Zhong is also the carrier of human beings."

Dazai, who was reading the manga, asked, "Like Hokage, Tail Orc Churiki?" Chuya lost his mind and ran away when he was dirty, which is quite similar.

"No."

Nekoya Shikiharu blinked.

The top cadre who was stared at like this suddenly felt bad.Because when Dazai had this expression, he was basically making a bad idea, and nine times out of ten he was cheating him.

Osamu Dazai said maliciously, "What is Zhongya?"

"External waist."

The air froze for a full minute.

Super loud laughter came from the chief's office, and after a while, the laughter turned into screams.

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Looking at the sunset sky, Dazai's expression also sank.

Why don't you come back?