Yamato Nadeko

There are still benefits to flash marriage and flash away.

Dazai's property has not been notarized before marriage, and it belongs to the joint property of husband and wife after marriage.At the time of the divorce, he voluntarily left the house, and all his property was transferred to Haru Nekoyashiki, who had only been Dazai Haru for a minute.

"so--"

"Now Qing is taking care of me."

Dazai lay on her lap, making a flattering and cute expression, "If Haru drives me away, I will be homeless and can only wander the streets to beg for food~"

This tm is bullshit.

Can dignified mafia cadres be reduced to beggars?

Ha ha.

If she really dared to do this, she would die on the street tomorrow.

The money looks like hers, but he is still the money owner.

However, although.

Moya Shikiharu was cursing in her heart, expressing her loyalty firmly on her mouth, "How could that be?" She reached out to hold his hand and interlocked her fingers tightly, she was afraid that her hot blood could not control her irritable emotions and would kill him on the spur of the moment, "I Everything, including me, belongs to Dazai-sama."

When he dies, it will all belong to her.

Dazai stared into her eyes.

There are no fluctuations.

The pulse felt by interlocking her fingers has always been stable, and her actions as before have confirmed the authenticity of this sentence, and her heart will never be shaken.

Scared of being stared at.

Moya Shikiharu reached out to touch his face, hypnotized himself as Zhuo Wenjun who sells liquor, "Even if Dazai-sama lives on the street, I will accompany you." Resisting the goosebumps, he said, "You If you beg for food, I will hold the bowl for you."

Although vulgar.

But when I really said it, I was moved by myself.

If this is a test paper, it will be a perfect answer.

The temperature passed by the fingertips, I can't help but recall the day on the isolated island in my mind.The call at that time did not want her to die, and the words that had reached her throat could not be said.

But she resolutely slammed into the dagger...

Dazai grabbed her hand and moved away.

Sit up.

He took out a box from his arms and handed it over. Cat House Shiki was used to receiving presents every now and then.There is no surprise to open it, and the shocking discovery is a pair of rings.

Kind of like a wedding ring.

She has received countless jewels.

Only the ring was not received.

Dazai's eyes drifted away, and he explained seriously, "This is the sense of ritual for getting married."

Last night, the young married couple in Narita divorced, the woman returned the wedding ring to the man when she left.

There should be no other meaning to being able to make a flash marriage and flash divorce just to experience the "Narita Divorce" kind of coquettish operation.Maybe it's a show to make a full set, let her take it first and then return it?

A hand suddenly stretched out in front of him.

The back of the hand is facing up.

Is this for her to wear?

After hesitating, Haru Nekoyashiki took out the men's ring and put it on for him.

The ring is an ordinary simple silver ring without any gemstones.However, Dazai's hand shape is extremely beautiful, and the ordinary silver ring, which is only about 1 yen, looks like a famous masterpiece worth hundreds of billions.

Put on your rings.

The hand that was about to retract was caught instead.

The difference in body size between men and women, Dazai is 4cm shorter than her in height, but his hands are much bigger than hers.Wrapped by his generous palm, she was very petite.

The ring is cold.Nekoya Shiki Haru felt that the ring was a red-hot brand, and he felt like he was going to be burned.

Looking at the ring that was slowly being pushed into the ring finger, the inner emotions were as complicated as tangled wool balls, which were somewhat indistinguishable.I want to shake off my hand, but I can't move it as if it is fixed by a nail.

Just three seconds.

But it seems like a century has passed.

When the journey finally came to an end, Nekoya Shikiharu was strangely relieved.After looking at the ring on the ring finger, he was stunned for a moment, the sense of ritual was over, and he was about to pull it off and return it.

Fade down to half.

Dazai interrupted suddenly, "I'm poor, so I still bought the ring with a secondary card."

Nekoya Shikiharu: "!!!"

The payment made by Mr. Zhongyuan... rounded up means that Mr. Zhongyuan proposed to her!

Suddenly I couldn't bear to take it off.

At this time, Dazai added slowly as if to quibble, "It's even with the strawberry jam I gave Chuya last time. You can't lose money, anyway, it's not worth a lot, so throw it away if you don't want it."

Nekoyashiki Haru happily put the ring back on.

Dazai blinked.

When I bought it, the salesman said that this pair of rings has no other fancy decorations and does not require maintenance.Even if you don't have to take it off when you are cooking and taking a shower, you can feel the presence of your partner all the time.

She was reluctant to take it down just now.

Sure enough, I still want to bind him with something like a contract.

"Haru don't worry!"

Dazai put his face in his hands and suddenly smiled cutely. Although he couldn't be right, he said angrily, "Even if I become poor, I can secretly use Chuya's secondary card to support you."

What evil did Mr. Zhongyuan do?

but--

After his death, he will take his inheritance to repay Mr. Zhongyuan.

No problem.

"I'm hungry." Zaimiao lied back in his cat's nest again, curled up into a ball, "Haru go cook for me."

It's not time for dinner yet.

But she always waits on you if you want to eat, and kept the ring "gifted" by Mr. Nakahara. Haru Nekoyashiki asked in a good mood, "What do you want to eat?"

Dazai hooked his lips, "Red soup and Pirozhki."

Just a gutter mouse.

No one can steal what belongs to him.

---

Far away in Russia.

Fyodor, who was eating, suddenly received an anonymous email.

turn on.

It is a table dish.

Pirozhki in the shape of poker hats are placed on the table.A pair of slender and tender hands held a bowl of red soup in a gesture of handing over, and the other pair of slender and big hands made a gesture of receiving.

The food is added with a gourmet filter, and it looks particularly appetizing.

The food in my mouth suddenly tasted bad.

There is also a bubble text on the side of the red soup that is specially bolded and capitalized: sweet.

Capitalized bold provocation.

The table full of dishes is secondary, and Fyodor sees the point of the picture at first glance.The ring fingers of the two hands that appeared in the photo are both wearing rings, the style is the same, and the rings are paired.

Like a slap in the face.

The cheek-to-cheek intimate photo he posted provocatively at the beginning was tantamount to slapping Dazai, and now he is being slapped back.

Fyodor: "..."

Hmph, what's the matter.

Cut to the photo album, and picked a photo of him feeding the cat Yashiki Haru.He held a brightly colored cherry candy in his hand, and the touch of pink lips and red candy made people want to kiss.

This is not the point.

The point is that his fingertips touched it slightly.

[EDIT: Sugar is sweet. 】

【send】

Received another email after 1 minute.This time there are no words, but the sense of provocation in the picture breaks through the sky.There is only one photo, a photo of the two kissing.

Fyodor: "..."

Obviously the same rank, but because they don't have any winning cards in their hands.

I'm so angry!

Fyodor made a few viruses in retaliation and delivered them, but in the next second, a grimacing cat head appeared on his screen, sticking out his tongue and making a mocking laugh, [slightly]

Fyodor laughed angrily.

Dazai also laughed angrily.

Three minutes later, two assassination rewards with a price of 3 appeared on the dark web almost at the same time.

Five minutes later, the gravity envoy far in the west sent a congratulatory message.

"Hahaha." Even if the hands-free was not turned on, I could hear Zhang Yang's wanton ridicule, "Dazai, you can kiss a poop happily hahahaha, hiccup, hahaha..."

At the same time, the screenshot was sent to the circle of friends.

Dazai clicked on it, the picture was very familiar.It was the kissing picture he posted just now. Haru Nekoya Shiki's face was cut out and replaced by a cartoon poop with a funny expression.

Over there Fyodor also received screenshots.

The original picture is a picture of him crying while drinking red soup with a spoon, and a cartoon poop with a smiling face that deserves a beating is pooped in the spoon.

Gogol also laughed out loud.

In the eighth minute, the two bounties disappeared almost at the same time.

Another 10 minutes later, Gravity received hundreds of photos of me pooping in a cartoon, and an upgraded version, an animation of kissing poop (wine) and poop (bottle) after being drunk.

---

port mafia office

Mr. Mori, who was lazy to scroll through Moments, just refreshed and saw the screen full of poop, and the topic of the quarrel downstairs was also full of shit.

[The middle is lumpy! 】

[I'll hit you when I go back! 】

Mr. Sen: "..."

Are young people nowadays so heavy on taste?

---

Armed Detective President's Office

After receiving an email from his old enemy, Fukuzawa thought it was an important matter related to Yokohama, and he was a little confused when he opened it.

A pile of poop.

There are also strange symbols drawn on it.

Fukuzawa, a middle-aged man who doesn't understand emoticons, is lost in thought.

What does this mean?

---

Dazai took Haru Nekoya to find Odasaku again.

The last time I was attacked by a demon not long after I went out from him, although it was not his fault, but the accident happened at his place.

If the person is rescued, it can be regarded as a report of safety.

"Dazai." Oda greeted, and then nodded at Nekoyashiki Haru, "Mrs. Haru." He didn't say any extra words, but kept his eyes for a second to confirm that he was safe.

"Crack."

"Yeah." There was an exclamation sounded.

The three looked over.

The children were originally pressing on each other like a Jenga, but the one below lost its balance and rolled into a ball after falling down due to the strength.

Nekoya Shikiharu took a few steps forward, helped the youngest Sakura up, and gently patted the dust off her clothes.

"Are you hurting from falling?" She still likes this sweet-mouthed little girl who can slap her.

The little girl was very strong, she shook her head vigorously, "No, Xiao Le doesn't hurt."

She picked up the little boy next to her.The child suddenly kissed her, "Sister is so beautiful, can you be my bride in the future."

Dazai's face turned dark immediately.

Why do both of them miss his things, "Hmph, there is only one such beautiful sister, and she belongs to me. Don't think about it, you little brat!"

The little boy thought for a while, then changed his mind, "Then can I think when I grow up?"

Dazai: "..."

Fighting wits and courage with the devil did not lose the wind, but was KO'd by a child.

Nekoya Shikiharu gave him a thumbs up: Well done!

The children raised by Mr. Oda are all good children.

Rarely choked.

Going on, he didn't know how to explain it to the children, so Oda simply changed the subject, "Dazai, do you want curry?"

The source of the evil that started the poo craze now has a side effect.

Dazai: "..."

Don't ask, it's the mouth area.