It's too hard to be a salted fish

He looked sideways at Lisa.

Only then did I realize that Lisa was an exceptionally beautiful little girl.

Although I thought this girl was very kawaii when we first met, but when I took a closer look today, I felt that she was a little too beautiful, like a ceramic doll, so beautiful that it was a little unreal.

Lisa turned her head sideways, her black and white eyes met Zhishui.Zhishui immediately withdrew his eyes and laughed, "I just found out that our Lisa sauce is a pretty little girl!"

"..."

Lisa felt that Zhishui in front of her was a fake, why did she look more and more like two hundred and five?

never mind!

do not care!

Just get the photo and let Perona monitor him.

When the two passed the Shueisha bookstore, they saw a white-haired man wearing a mask coming out of the bookstore.After seeing Lisa and Shisui, he was stunned for a moment, then put the book back into the ninja bag, and saluted Shisui, "Captain."

"Ai?"

Lisa stared wide-eyed, "Captain? You?"

Zhishui laughed and rubbed Lisa's head, "Didn't you say that everyone in your small place knows my name? Is it strange that I am the captain?"

"Is he a jonin?"

Lisa pointed at Kakashi, looked at Shisui again, and made a surprised expression, "Are you actually the captain of the Jonin?!"

I was going to say dark.But when I thought about it, if it was the original owner, how would it be possible to know that Kakashi belonged to Anbu?Therefore, Jonin is the most like the words that can only be said without knowing the original owner.

I'm so smart.

Lisa feels good about herself.Ke Zhishui frowned.

how……

Do you always feel that she is not sincere?

Kakashi glanced at Lisa.She can guess that she is wearing a mask, and now she says this...

Terrible acting...

"Captain, I'm leaving first."

Before Shisui could respond, Kakashi disappeared in place.

Lisa looked envious.

Konoha's teleportation technique is the best.What Kakashi used just now was just the most common one of Konoha's teleportation technique, called escape technique.Although this technique is only D-level, it has a strong visual impact and is very cool.

"Kakashi..."

Shisui murmured Kakashi's name once, looking at the empty place, couldn't help but let out a sigh.

It is rumored that Kakashi can kill even his companions for the mission, but Shisui knows that Kakashi is not that kind of person.He lost many important people and just closed his heart.However, a person with a closed heart is not equal to a monster!

He looked at Lisa, seeing envy in her eyes, and asked, "Do you want to learn that ninjutsu just now?"

"is it okay?"

Lisa's eyes lit up instantly, "That's right! You are Shisui! You must also know the ninjutsu just now, right?"

While talking, Zhishui's arm was already pulled, "Nah, na! Go and take a group photo, and then let's go to practice!"

Zhishui was dragged away by Lisa.

When he left, there was still a thunder on his head.

this little girl...

It's really not as cold as it looks on the outside!

Half an hour later, Zhishui walked out of the photo studio feeling hollowed out.

Isn't it just taking pictures?But who has ever heard that taking a photo requires so much attention?He rubbed his face, feeling that his face was stiff with laughter.

"Let's go to practice ground No. [-]."

Shisui managed to pull out a smile.

Without a sister, he never knew how difficult it would be to deal with a brat, but he was just happy.

The two ran to the practice field No. [-], and Zhishui began to explain the instant body technique to Lisa.

Shisui is worthy of being Konoha's most fraternal person, not only taught the low-level teleportation technique, but even taught Lisa his own unique skills.

Look!

I'm just saving a good person.Saving a good person does not conflict with being a salted fish.Moreover, Shisui's eyes can be brainwashed by Uchiha; if Uchiha is brainwashed, Itachi will not slaughter the clan; if Itachi does not slaughter the clan, Sasuke will not be so extreme...

They were all in the village, and after six years, Orochimaru did not dare to attack Konoha easily.

Soda!

Being a salted fish requires a stable environment first, so I am completely preparing for being a salted fish!

Lisa suddenly felt that her thoughts were clear, and the previous little entanglement disappeared.

People with good ideas learn things quickly.In her previous life, Lisa worked as a coder and engaged in game design, but she actually has a very high IQ.Moreover, because she is designing games, her spatial imagination is also better.

So, Zhishui was confused again.

After explaining it again, Lisa disappeared in place.

Did you learn this?

This comprehension ability is too powerful, right?

Although she is only using the lowest-level teleportation technique, this D-level evasion technique is generally not learned until Jonin.

Instant Body Jutsu is a kind of space-time ninjutsu, even Escape Jutsu, it is not easy to understand and use it proficiently.

But right now...

Lisa will be able to listen to it once?

In shock, Lisa appeared in front of him again.

"This is actually condensing Chakra on the feet for high-speed movement?"

Lisa frowned, "It's just that the speed is too fast for the naked eye to catch, so the caster seems to have shifted space.

Time, space... It is said in the special theory of relativity that the speed of light is the common ruler for measuring time and space.Time, space, quality... quality is the original element..."

"Liza? Liza?"

Zhishui was full of question marks.Why can't I understand a word this little guy said?I can understand the two words time and space, but I can't understand them together.Special relativity?What is that?

"The speed is fast... What the naked eye sees is like time and space transfer..."

Lisa murmured repeatedly, her eyes gradually brightened.Suddenly, she clapped her hands and said excitedly: "We still have to follow the changes of Lorentz! The coffin lids of physics masters are hard!"

What is this all about?

Zhishui felt that he had completely become an idiot.

and……

There is a feeling of being abandoned.

Looking at Lisa who was pondering over and over on the practice field, and seeing that she had no place for herself at all, the old and dull boy felt a little aggrieved at the moment.

Throw it away after use, it's so ruthless...

Shisui is gone.When I left, I greeted Lisa. The little guy had a very casual attitude, not at all as enthusiastic as when he came to find me in the morning.

Recalling the conversation with her when we first met, Shisui who flew away using instant ninjutsu couldn't help but murmur, "Lisa, you are the big pig's trotter, right?"

At this moment, Lisa seems to have found inspiration for game design.She never thought that a little thing she learned in her previous life could give her inspiration.Although she doesn't study physics, she still has some concepts.

So after a day of repeated research here, Lisa felt that she could go home.

In the game, the mage has a skill called teleportation.I found out before that although I can't acquire skills in an instant like learning Taoist skills, those books can also be read.

In other words, as long as these skill books are in hand, you can also acquire corresponding skills through practice.

She didn't pay much attention to it before.After all, a Taoist priest needs to learn too many skills as a nanny, and the most important thing for her right now is leveling.

However, since I learned the teleportation technique from Zhishui today, I can go home and study the teleportation of the mage.Maybe, can you get some inspiration from it and create your own instant body art?

On the way home, when I passed by the three-color ball shop, I saw a few acquaintances in the plot.

Maite Kai, Sunset Red, Asma.

In addition...

And Kakashi passing by outside the shop.

Kai rushed out to greet Kakashi, but Kakashi just glanced at him and walked over silently.

Kakashi's heart was crushed by the suicide of his father, the death of his companion, master, and master's wife, and he became cold-blooded Kakashi.But Lisa knew that this man still had light in his heart.

At the moment when he just woke up, he didn't tell his parents about the death of his relatives immediately, but hypnotized himself.

Thinking of this, Lisa walked over and greeted Kakashi, "Hatake-san, what a coincidence! This is the second time we met today, right? Hello."

Kakashi's dead fish eyes moved slightly, and when he saw that it was Lisa, he nodded, "Well, Lisa, hello."

After finishing speaking, he passed Lisa and continued to walk forward in silence.

Kai behind him hugged the door and cried, "Kakashi, why are you ignoring me?! Don't you see me anymore? But why are you so gentle with the little girl?!"

The wind of sand sculptures full of middle school echoed on the street, Lisa laughed with a "puchi", and said to Kakashi who was walking past: "You have a very good friend! Why don't you respond to him? He is very sad Woolen cloth!"

Kakashi didn't respond, and when Lisa looked back, Kakashi had disappeared at the end of the street.

Kai wiped the corners of his eyes and looked around Lisa. Lisa frowned and said, "Uncle thick eyebrows, what are you looking at?"

"Big, big, uncle?!"

Maitekai looked shocked, "I, I am the same age as Kakashi, I am only 20 years old this year! What uncle, I am young!"

"What? You're the same age as Hatake-san? Liar? You look so old!"

"Ah! It's so sad! Are you good-looking people so hateful? Come on, let's have a youth race with me! How about running 500 laps around the village when you're younger than me?!"

"Kai, this is Lisa Ogiwara from the Country of Tea, right?"

Xi Yanghong came up and said with a smile, "You can't bully a child! She's only 12 years old this year, right?"

"That's right, Kai, why do you care about children? And you really don't look like our peers."

Asma came up to make up the knife, and Kai was so angry that he stopped competing with Lisa and turned to Asma for a duel.

Just when the two were arguing, Lisa, who had been quiet for a long time, suddenly said, "Just a running race? Well, I agree."

"Yoxi! This is youth! Wait? Nani?! Do you really want to compare me?"

Kai looked surprised, while Sunset and Asma smiled idiotically.

I heard that this child has been staying at home since he came to Konoha, and the third generation has been very worried.But now it seems that this is coming out of the haze, right?

If only Kakashi could do the same...

Thinking of Kakashi, the eyes of the two of them darkened again.Kakashi in the same class lost the most important thing in his life while bearing the reputation of a genius, time and time again, and finally had nothing...

Kai was not as delicate as Sunset Red and Asma, and he was so shocked by Lisa that he couldn't speak at the moment.

Because this little girl actually told him that if she could persist in running [-] laps, he would have to practice with her and teach her physical skills.

Kai's already round eyes became even rounder now.

Soon, two hot tears welled up, he turned around in a big circle, clenched his fists and said, "Great! A genius asked me about physical skills! This is youth, this is youth! Come on, Little Lisa, let's have a hot match of youth! Come, this is my gift for you!"

While talking, I don’t know where he pulled it out, a set of green tights appeared in front of Lisa, “This is my secret weapon, it’s breathable and comfortable to wear, with it, you can Become stronger!"

Sunset Red and Asma closed their eyes.

Again!

This guy sells this horrible dress once every time he sees someone. Who is insane to want to wear this?

But in the next second, their eyeballs fell to the ground.

"Ah! These clothes feel so comfortable! These are the clothes you should wear for sports! Who? Who? Lend me a place and let me change into clothes!"

Lisa fell in love with the fabric the moment she touched it!This tracksuit is great!The fabric is much better than my common clothes, it must be very comfortable to wear this practice!

Grabbing the clothes, she ran into the Sanse meatball shop, and after throwing down 50 taels, the owner smiled and found her a place to change.Then Lisa, wearing a green tights and ponytail, appeared in the eyes of the world.

No, no, no, I will hold back, I will hold back!

Sunset Red bit her lip stubbornly.This is just a simple child, don't let her know that the clothes are ugly, otherwise it will hurt her already wounded heart.

She bit her lip hard, looked at Asma, and was greatly moved when she saw that the other party was also biting her lip firmly.

Asma is really a kind and gentle man, at this moment he...

very handsome!

The author has something to say:

I applied for three times but failed to sign the contract, and I don't know how to sign the contract.But the plot can no longer be changed, and I have tried my best within my ability, so I don’t stop updating until I sign a contract, so I will continue to update, sign if I can, and forget it if I can’t, and work harder on the next book.I will finish writing this book earnestly, and please encourage me a lot and give me your opinions!Although I have been engaged in some writing work before, I am still a novice on how to write a story, and I need everyone's opinions.Sorry to make you wait so long!There are still many manuscripts on file. In short, I will finish the manuscript carefully, thank you all.