It's too hard to be a salted fish

"Yahleahle."

When he walked outside the gate of Muye Village, Hashirama couldn't help admiring, "This is much more prosperous than ours. Oh, this enchantment technique looks like we have traces of our Thousand Hands."

It's really the first generation!

Everyone's eyes widened, and they couldn't believe that the ninja god just came back.

The third generation stepped forward tremblingly, and weakly called out, "My lord, the first generation."

"Oh, isn't this a monkey? Why are you so old?"

"..."

The third generation covered his heart and said with tears in his eyes, "My lord, you have been dead for many years."

As he spoke, he winked at Jiraiya behind Hashirama.The teacher came back to check the homework, and I had to show my success.Well, the excellence of the disciples is also one of the achievements.

If you ignore the Orochimaru in the arrested team, at least you are still a perfect teacher.

Unfortunately, Jiraiya can no longer accept information from the outside world at this moment.He hated the many sins that Nagato had committed, but he also felt sorry for Nagato Konan, and felt that all of this was his own responsibility.If I left later, maybe things would not be like this.

So what does the old man's eye cramps have to do with him?Teacher, you were just beaten, but what I lost was my beloved disciple.

and so……

Ji Lai also looked at the sky, and suddenly felt that maybe he was the fate of Ke disciple.Every disciple will end badly...

"Monkey, take us in and have a look."

"Yes Yes."

The third generation didn't dare to ask more questions, but Uchiha Fugaku who came to greet him had a happy face.The ancestors are back, we can get tough!

But Danzo is directly huddled behind the third generation. The previous generation of heroes is now like a weak chicken, and he dare not raise his head.

Xianglin has grown up and has more eyes.Seeing Danzo like this, he smiled and said: "Is Master Danzo not feeling well?"

She raised her hand to perform a healing technique, and said solemnly: "Take good care of your body, Danzo-sama. I heard that this man named Nagato wants to change the world because of you!"

Danzo really wanted to slap Xiang Rin to death, but he didn't dare when the first generation was here.And even if the first generation is not there, with Di Yuan's current strength, he would not dare.

According to Sarutobi Hiruzen's speculation, the real strength of Dihara Lisa has surpassed the first generation at its peak, and that Kakashi now also has the level of the first generation.And the Uchiha in the village followed like a fascination, and had a very good impression of Dihara Lisa. Many people even sent their children to her for money and effort, hoping that she could give advice to their children.

So don't look at the girl in front of her as an idiot, but she has a very high status in the village and has a large group of followers, and she has the potential to be on par with Hokage.

"Is this your adopted sister?"

Madara sized up Xiang Rin, nodded, "That's right, you're very discerning."

"Odo-san, as long as you laugh at Lord Danzo, you will feel good, right? You can't do this, you have to be impartial."

Lisa said very seriously: "Although he is indeed nothing."

Danzo is going berserk!But he dare not!Wait, what did he hear?

"Nani?!"

The eyes of the elders and the third-generation Danzo stared out, "What do you call him?! Are you Uchiha Madara's daughter?"

"how?"

Before Lisa could reply, Madara said with a gloomy face: "Can't you?!"

"You, as long as you like it."

"Ah, what a touching story."

Hashirama burst into tears again, "Lonely and childless, Madara met Lisa in the world of souls, so he will not be alone in the future. When I think that Madara has a daughter, I will be happy, and I can't help but cry It's out..."

"Hey Hey hey."

Kakashi gently embraced Lisa, "The first generation of Sama, your expression makes me wonder if what Lisa said is true."

"Huh? What?"

Hashirama asked curiously.The third generation on the other side wiped their eyes with some relief.Although I am very cowardly, my disciples are not.Kakashi, well done!

"Lisa said, in fact, you married Mito-sama just to cover your adultery with Madara-sama."

"Nani?!"

Hashirama's eyes widened, "Lisa, where did you hear that?! You're a filth and innocent!"

Lisa took two steps back, it was too late to complain about Kakashi, she looked at Madara with horror on her face, trembling and said: "No, no, no, Madara, Madara-sama, Madara-sama, I, I can explain ..."

"Di! Yuan! Li! Sha!"

Uchiha Madara grinned grimly, and untied the Uchiha fan from his back, "Then explain it to me."

"I, I suddenly want to go to the bathroom! Let's go first!"

As soon as his hands were sealed, he ran away in an instant.

Soon people saw bursts of white smoke coming from the other side of the mountain, and Lisa screamed, "Papa Madara, Odo-san, calm down! Calm down! I can really explain..."

"Bastard! People like you don't know how to behave if you don't get beaten every day!"

"Wow, Madara-sama, you really deserve it! Ah, ah, put the Gundam away!"

"Shut up! Give me the trick!"

The third generation swallowed, and said weakly: "The first generation, Lisa is an excellent ninja in the village. Although she is a bit naughty, but, but..."

Well, he couldn't make it up either.Only Lisa Dihara dared to bury the first generation and Madara in this way.He glared at Kakashi, while the other party looked into the distance with a smile, and murmured: "This is how you look like a father and daughter..."

Hashirama squatted on the ground with mushrooms growing on his head, "So... Mito thinks the same way? That's why I didn't go to Soul Society... Does she hate me to death? I... I really am a hot chicken."

Crowd: ...

An episode is over.Outside the village, Madara was still beating the child; while inside the village, a group of people were sitting upright, waiting for the first generation to inspect the village.

But the first generation just looked at it for a while, and then came back.After reprimanding the third generation, he looked at Danzo.

"Danzo, you are responsible for Nagato's affairs."

Danzo looked away, not daring to look at the first generation.But he knew that he could no longer deny it.So after a while, he got up, "I am willing to accept the punishment."

"Then take back all your ninjutsu."

Zhujian said: "If you lose your hearts because of the pursuit of power, then the best punishment is to take your power away."

No one knows how Hashirama did it, but Danzo who came out of Hokage Tower instantly aged ten years and could no longer use ninjutsu.

In this regard, no one dared to issue a doubt.As for the handling of Nagato and others, there will be a meeting to discuss.After all, some ninjas are wanted criminals in other countries, and if they are not handled properly, they will cause trouble.

The noise outside the village did not stop until the next morning when people saw Lisa Di Yuan, who had been beaten with black eyes and swollen eyes, carried into the village like a chicken by a man with a gloomy face.

The man was scary, some old people even screamed.That is Uchiha Madara, they are not mistaken!What made them feel strange was that the guards at the gate were actually leading the way for this person, and the state of Shura in this legendary battlefield was not much better at the moment.

His hair seemed to have been electrocuted, and it was scorched and curly. His face was also bruised and purple. There were bloodstains on his hands, and he seemed to have suffered a lot of injuries.Lisa, who was being carried by him, was still smiling, "Hey, if it weren't for your age, I wouldn't be merciful."

"Why don't you continue if you're so energetic?"

Madara snorted, but the wound was involved, he bared his lips and said, "I haven't seen you for a few years, I really underestimated you."

"Nah, nah, you think I'm amazing too."

Lisa, who was staring at the panda's eyes, said very proudly: "My Zanpakuto is only in the beginning state, but Dad, you..."

"To shut up!"

Uchiha Madara will never admit that he barely subdued this kid after using the swastika.

"By the way, Odoza, your swastika is too powerful."

Recalling Madara's swastika, Lisa was afraid for a while.Zanpakuto's shape, state, and ability are based on the soul of Shinigami himself.And Madara's swastika is actually going back in time, which is very similar to Inoue Hime's ability, but different, very strong.

Inoue is turning back time and returning objects to their original state.But Madara can not only do this, but also control the step of time recovery, and even stop time.

This is a pretty scary ability.Just imagine, the enemy was slashed by himself. If you use this ability to go back in time, wouldn't it have the effect of being stabbed non-stop?Although the physical damage was only once, the mental torture was fatal.

And time stagnation is even more terrifying!Although it was only a short three seconds, three seconds was enough to kill a person.No wonder Seireitei sent him and Zhujian over.Although Aizen's Zanpakuto is powerful, Madara has a pair of glaucoma eyes that see through everything, and there is such a Zanpakuto, Aizen-sama is dangerous!

Uchiha Madara is worthy of being a father!

Seeing Lisa's adoring gaze, Madara's mouth curled up slightly, and then he returned to seriousness, "It's too early for you to win against me. However, it's fun to beat you. Come back in two days."

"Not coming."

Lisa resolutely refused, "You will make me lose my boyfriend."

"It's just a little boy, what's so good about it?!"

Madara looked disdainful, "What kind of person did you think you found, but it turned out to be so weak, could it be that I am not as good as him?"

"Of course you are better than him!"

Madara was overjoyed and said, "It's good to know."

"But how old have you lived? How old is Kakashi? When he lives to your age, he will definitely be better than you."

Madara let go, and Lisa fell to the ground.

"Hey! Why let go, it hurts!"

Madara, with an arrow in his heart, touched his face, and after a moment of silence, asked, "Do I look old?"

"..."

Long live!

Lisa's eyes widened, and she got up, "I said... Odoza, you don't have someone you like, right? God, which girl is it? From Seireitei? Rukia? Broken Bee? Or ..."

The freckled face that had been hit by another arrow in the heart was completely black.

Looking at Lisa, he suddenly felt that what Hashirama said really made sense.

There is indeed a generation gap.She said it all herself, but she still couldn't figure it out, which really made people angry.

Thinking of this, he snorted, "It's Broken Bee, I went to Zhujian."

Lisa watched his leaving back for a long time, and suddenly shouted, "You are young! The thousand-year-old iron tree and the ten-thousand-year-old cabbage are blooming! Uchiha Madara fell in love with Sapphire! Young life, I want to go back to Soul Realm to tell Everyone!!!"