It's too hard to be a salted fish
Chapter 76
"Huh? There's the air of Jiraiya-sama next door!"
Lisa started to fight from the soup pool, smashed the partition with one punch, grabbed the person behind the board, ignored the exclamation of everyone, and said in full of surprise: "Master Ziraiya?! That's great, come with me to rescue Kakashi and Naruto!"
Pulling Jiraiya up, the four of them landed on the Hokage Building with a "whoosh".
Zilai, who was only wrapped in half a bath towel, was also fluttering in the wind.
where am I?
who am I?
What am I going to do?
"what!"
A group of people below screamed, "Come on, there is a pervert!"
Jiraiya's chest hair is fluttering.
abnormal……
Is it me?
"Ha ha."
Lisa was embarrassed, "I'm sorry, the flight went off again. Come on, let's go!"
Kakashi was a little disappointed.
In the past three years, he has cultivated enough in Yinyue Mountain, but it is still very difficult for him to fight Payne Liudao alone.Not to mention, there are so many super shadow level masters around.If it weren't for his psychic baby (Taoist priest) who kept helping and playing support, he felt that he might have been taken care of by a dog.
Naruto also fought hard.After all, he is still young, even if he can perfectly combine with Nine Lamas, there are not many tricks he can use.The Tailed Beast Jade was just bounced off by Payne, and Xiao Nan's general attack was ineffective against her, and it was also very difficult to deal with.
"Kakashi-sensei!"
Xianglin rushed over, punched Payne at the beast, and said, "I have observed it, this thing can be restrained with physical skills!"
Kakashi also analyzed it, but this didn't solve any problems.
Xianglin has great strength, but she has too little combat experience, is too young, and there are many strong people around her interfering. It is not easy to solve Payne's Six Paths.
He thought for a while, and said: "Xiang Rin, leave this to me, you pay attention to Sasuke and Naruto, especially Naruto, their goal is Naruto."
At this moment, Lisa was still flying around in the sky, and Jiraiya was still running around.
"Ah! It's almost here!"
I don't know how much it flew, but Lisa finally flew to a good position.
She took out a set of clothes and threw it to Jiraiya and said: "It's too late to explain, Kakashi and the others were attacked by Akatsuki and Orochimaru, let's go and save them, Ziraiya-sama!"
Ji Lai also snotted and burst into tears, "My image..."
"do not Cry!"
Lisa said unhappily: "Anyway, what does it matter if the old man is alone? Besides, who wants to look at you! You have a small belly! It is more important to save Kakashi, that is your grandson! Get dressed quickly, let's go Already!"
I am dissatisfied, "My body is very ... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lisa's pupils shrank suddenly, she threw Obito and the others away, and a qigong wave was used to directly bounce Kakashi away.
Kakashi's eyes were tearing apart, "Liza!"
A kunai pierced through Lisa's chest, which was Payne's counterattack by using the kunai thrown by Kakashi.The original target was Kakashi, but I didn't expect Lisa to fall from the sky.
A mouthful of blood spewed out from Lisa's mouth, and a bright red flower bloomed immediately on her chest.
She opened her mouth, then fell powerlessly.
Bobo who rushed over saw this scene and was stunned.Suddenly, his eyes were stabbed, and blood flowed down his eyes. The three-pointed jade in his eyes twirled wildly, and soon became a pattern like a pentagram.Chakra started to erupt, his face became ferocious, but the words that came out of his mouth were extremely gentle, "Ex, senior...don't, don't be joking...ha, ha, Dihara Lisa!!!"
He roared, "How could he die?!"
The purple Xu Zuo appeared on this land, with more and more blood and tears, while Naruto screamed and ran towards Lisa.After he turned into nine tails, his speed was very fast, and he brought Lisa back to his side after he couldn't breathe.
"no no!"
Naruto trembled his hands, his eyes widened in disbelief, and the red chakra coat wrapped Lisa, hoping that this chakra could heal her wounds.
Kakashi couldn't believe his eyes.
Lost yourself again?No, no, no, how is it possible?How could someone as strong as Lisa die like this?But he himself has no healing function, the hero can only heal him, not Lisa.
He came to Lisa's side and stretched out his hand, but found that his hand was shaking so badly that he didn't dare to let it go.There was blood under Shisui's eyelids, and when he walked over and looked at Kakashi, his eyes became cold.
Xianglin bit her hand away, desperately squeezed out her own blood and poured it into Lisa's mouth, and Zilai couldn't care less about Lisa at all.When the master and apprentice met each other, they wanted to draw their swords against each other, and even killed the main force of the village. This feeling...
Sasuke rushed forward, within a day, he was stimulated too much, his eyes changed from one goat to two goats, and now they have become three goats.Lisa is both a teacher and a friend to him, and it is his hope to bring back his fallen brother.Now that you are dead, how can you accept it?
The scene became extremely sad. Payne looked at him coldly, and shouted: "Have you felt the pain of loss? Come to us..."
"Are you kidding me!!"
Naruto roared, "Didn't my sister be killed by you?! Aren't you the ones who caused the pain?!"
"No, it's her..."
"Shut up."
Obito stepped forward with a frosty face, and took out his mask, "This is the end of the game. The monthly reading plan is fake, and you and I have been deceived, including the real Uchiha Madara."
Xiao organized everyone:? ? ? ? ?
"Yo ha ha!"
Just when Konoha was sad and Akatsuki was in a daze, a voice that sounded very embarrassing came, "Madara, do you think Lisa will be very happy to see us? Haha, today is another day of peace. ! Ann, Ann, don't be nervous, how could that little guy die so easily?"
"Shut up! I can feel her breath getting weaker and weaker!"
"This voice!"
Obito's body froze all of a sudden.
"My lord, Lisa-chan's aura has indeed weakened! She must be in danger! Let's hurry up!"
"Lin?!"
Obito's expression turned from worry to joy, and he immediately shouted, "Master Madara, we are here! Lin, Lin, I am here!"
"Al? Al?"
Didara looked horrified, "I heard that right? Is it the first generation of Konoha? The God of Ninja?"
"Yes, it's him."
Obito smiled gloomyly, "There is also the real Uchiha Madara, so..."
He glanced at Payne, "Maybe you should listen to his explanation. But right now, saving lives is the most important thing."
Payne sneered, "It doesn't matter who comes!"
After speaking, he flew into the air, raised his hands and shouted: "How many floors can a bag of rice withstand? (Let's feel the pain) The ground explodes..."
"Do you want to dance too?"
Uchiha Madara took a big round fan and slapped the back of Payne's head with a fan. With a "wow", Payne fell to the ground, like a headlong onion, plunged into the soil with his two feet still kicking out , the scene looked a bit miserable, but everyone wanted to be funny.
"That is!"
Xiaozhong exclaimed, "That's also the eye of reincarnation!"
"It's Uchiha Madara!"
Kokudu squinted, "There is also the first generation..."
Madara walked up to Lisa with a round fan on her back, glanced at the crowd, did not speak, slowly squatted down, stretched her hand halfway, and suddenly turned into a knife and fell down, "What are you pretending to be dead? Get up!"
A white hand quickly grabbed Madara's hand, and Lisa, who was already about to die, sat up innocently, "What? Isn't Dad sad? I'm dead."
"dad?"
Everyone is down!
Everyone in the Akatsuki organization and Jilai also crashed directly.
Kakashi, who was still immersed in sadness, also got stuck.
Lisa...
fine?
Very good!
He rushed over and hugged Lisa into his arms, put his chin against her head, and said in a trembling voice: "Don't play this kind of prank anymore, don't play it anymore..."
This man, who had always covered his appearance with strength, was trembling violently at this moment, and Lin who rushed over looked at this scene, with both eyes popping out.
How can the former male god become a wretched uncle?
Has Kakashi fallen too? !
hateful!
"Kakashi!"
Lin yelled, and the dazed Kakashi had no time to react, and punched him with a fist, "Bastard Kakashi! Obito was right, you boring pervert! How can you get down with such a young child?" hand?!"
"Eh? Eh?"
Kakashi seemed to see a ghost, "Lin, Lin? This, this..."
His eyes finally focused. He looked at the gloomy man in front of him and said, "Is this Uchiha Madara? And the first-generation master? Are you back?"
Obito: So, are your eyes really not decorations?
The scene became awkward for a while.
Kakashi looked at Madara, then at the first generation, and finally set his eyes on Lisa in his arms.
There were a lot of emergencies today, and he was a little confused.
The wife dies, the wife lives again, and then the wife's father comes...
and so……
What should I do now?
Should I apologize to my daughter-in-law for not protecting her well, or should I kneel on the ground and ask my father-in-law for forgiveness?
or……
Simply commit seppuku?
For some reason, at this moment, I suddenly want to take a look at the heaven of intimacy...
It's over, why does my brain seem to be broken?Was it infected by Obito's stupidity?
Madara snorted coldly, stretched out his hand and pulled Lisa out of Kakashi's arms, scanned Kakashi up and down with a pair of purple mosquito-repellent eyes, and asked, "Is this the man you fancy?"
Lisa nodded vigorously, "How is it? Daddy Spot, my man is not bad! He is very strong!"
"waste!"
Madara disdains, "You can't even protect your own woman well, so just commit suicide."
After a pause, he continued: "You can die in peace, because Lisa will become my wife!"
What?
Kakashi who was in a daze suddenly came back to life!The dead fish eye suddenly bent upwards, into a crescent shape, and a slightly smiling voice sounded, "So, Uchi who didn't protect my brother well and left such a mess to our descendants Shouldn't Mr. Po deserve to die?"
As soon as these words came out, silence filled the world.
The two groups of people on both sides involuntarily backed away...
Made!
What a crime!
Why is it possible to meet a Shura dog-blood drama even after a fight? !
Who will save us? !
Lisa started to fight from the soup pool, smashed the partition with one punch, grabbed the person behind the board, ignored the exclamation of everyone, and said in full of surprise: "Master Ziraiya?! That's great, come with me to rescue Kakashi and Naruto!"
Pulling Jiraiya up, the four of them landed on the Hokage Building with a "whoosh".
Zilai, who was only wrapped in half a bath towel, was also fluttering in the wind.
where am I?
who am I?
What am I going to do?
"what!"
A group of people below screamed, "Come on, there is a pervert!"
Jiraiya's chest hair is fluttering.
abnormal……
Is it me?
"Ha ha."
Lisa was embarrassed, "I'm sorry, the flight went off again. Come on, let's go!"
Kakashi was a little disappointed.
In the past three years, he has cultivated enough in Yinyue Mountain, but it is still very difficult for him to fight Payne Liudao alone.Not to mention, there are so many super shadow level masters around.If it weren't for his psychic baby (Taoist priest) who kept helping and playing support, he felt that he might have been taken care of by a dog.
Naruto also fought hard.After all, he is still young, even if he can perfectly combine with Nine Lamas, there are not many tricks he can use.The Tailed Beast Jade was just bounced off by Payne, and Xiao Nan's general attack was ineffective against her, and it was also very difficult to deal with.
"Kakashi-sensei!"
Xianglin rushed over, punched Payne at the beast, and said, "I have observed it, this thing can be restrained with physical skills!"
Kakashi also analyzed it, but this didn't solve any problems.
Xianglin has great strength, but she has too little combat experience, is too young, and there are many strong people around her interfering. It is not easy to solve Payne's Six Paths.
He thought for a while, and said: "Xiang Rin, leave this to me, you pay attention to Sasuke and Naruto, especially Naruto, their goal is Naruto."
At this moment, Lisa was still flying around in the sky, and Jiraiya was still running around.
"Ah! It's almost here!"
I don't know how much it flew, but Lisa finally flew to a good position.
She took out a set of clothes and threw it to Jiraiya and said: "It's too late to explain, Kakashi and the others were attacked by Akatsuki and Orochimaru, let's go and save them, Ziraiya-sama!"
Ji Lai also snotted and burst into tears, "My image..."
"do not Cry!"
Lisa said unhappily: "Anyway, what does it matter if the old man is alone? Besides, who wants to look at you! You have a small belly! It is more important to save Kakashi, that is your grandson! Get dressed quickly, let's go Already!"
I am dissatisfied, "My body is very ... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lisa's pupils shrank suddenly, she threw Obito and the others away, and a qigong wave was used to directly bounce Kakashi away.
Kakashi's eyes were tearing apart, "Liza!"
A kunai pierced through Lisa's chest, which was Payne's counterattack by using the kunai thrown by Kakashi.The original target was Kakashi, but I didn't expect Lisa to fall from the sky.
A mouthful of blood spewed out from Lisa's mouth, and a bright red flower bloomed immediately on her chest.
She opened her mouth, then fell powerlessly.
Bobo who rushed over saw this scene and was stunned.Suddenly, his eyes were stabbed, and blood flowed down his eyes. The three-pointed jade in his eyes twirled wildly, and soon became a pattern like a pentagram.Chakra started to erupt, his face became ferocious, but the words that came out of his mouth were extremely gentle, "Ex, senior...don't, don't be joking...ha, ha, Dihara Lisa!!!"
He roared, "How could he die?!"
The purple Xu Zuo appeared on this land, with more and more blood and tears, while Naruto screamed and ran towards Lisa.After he turned into nine tails, his speed was very fast, and he brought Lisa back to his side after he couldn't breathe.
"no no!"
Naruto trembled his hands, his eyes widened in disbelief, and the red chakra coat wrapped Lisa, hoping that this chakra could heal her wounds.
Kakashi couldn't believe his eyes.
Lost yourself again?No, no, no, how is it possible?How could someone as strong as Lisa die like this?But he himself has no healing function, the hero can only heal him, not Lisa.
He came to Lisa's side and stretched out his hand, but found that his hand was shaking so badly that he didn't dare to let it go.There was blood under Shisui's eyelids, and when he walked over and looked at Kakashi, his eyes became cold.
Xianglin bit her hand away, desperately squeezed out her own blood and poured it into Lisa's mouth, and Zilai couldn't care less about Lisa at all.When the master and apprentice met each other, they wanted to draw their swords against each other, and even killed the main force of the village. This feeling...
Sasuke rushed forward, within a day, he was stimulated too much, his eyes changed from one goat to two goats, and now they have become three goats.Lisa is both a teacher and a friend to him, and it is his hope to bring back his fallen brother.Now that you are dead, how can you accept it?
The scene became extremely sad. Payne looked at him coldly, and shouted: "Have you felt the pain of loss? Come to us..."
"Are you kidding me!!"
Naruto roared, "Didn't my sister be killed by you?! Aren't you the ones who caused the pain?!"
"No, it's her..."
"Shut up."
Obito stepped forward with a frosty face, and took out his mask, "This is the end of the game. The monthly reading plan is fake, and you and I have been deceived, including the real Uchiha Madara."
Xiao organized everyone:? ? ? ? ?
"Yo ha ha!"
Just when Konoha was sad and Akatsuki was in a daze, a voice that sounded very embarrassing came, "Madara, do you think Lisa will be very happy to see us? Haha, today is another day of peace. ! Ann, Ann, don't be nervous, how could that little guy die so easily?"
"Shut up! I can feel her breath getting weaker and weaker!"
"This voice!"
Obito's body froze all of a sudden.
"My lord, Lisa-chan's aura has indeed weakened! She must be in danger! Let's hurry up!"
"Lin?!"
Obito's expression turned from worry to joy, and he immediately shouted, "Master Madara, we are here! Lin, Lin, I am here!"
"Al? Al?"
Didara looked horrified, "I heard that right? Is it the first generation of Konoha? The God of Ninja?"
"Yes, it's him."
Obito smiled gloomyly, "There is also the real Uchiha Madara, so..."
He glanced at Payne, "Maybe you should listen to his explanation. But right now, saving lives is the most important thing."
Payne sneered, "It doesn't matter who comes!"
After speaking, he flew into the air, raised his hands and shouted: "How many floors can a bag of rice withstand? (Let's feel the pain) The ground explodes..."
"Do you want to dance too?"
Uchiha Madara took a big round fan and slapped the back of Payne's head with a fan. With a "wow", Payne fell to the ground, like a headlong onion, plunged into the soil with his two feet still kicking out , the scene looked a bit miserable, but everyone wanted to be funny.
"That is!"
Xiaozhong exclaimed, "That's also the eye of reincarnation!"
"It's Uchiha Madara!"
Kokudu squinted, "There is also the first generation..."
Madara walked up to Lisa with a round fan on her back, glanced at the crowd, did not speak, slowly squatted down, stretched her hand halfway, and suddenly turned into a knife and fell down, "What are you pretending to be dead? Get up!"
A white hand quickly grabbed Madara's hand, and Lisa, who was already about to die, sat up innocently, "What? Isn't Dad sad? I'm dead."
"dad?"
Everyone is down!
Everyone in the Akatsuki organization and Jilai also crashed directly.
Kakashi, who was still immersed in sadness, also got stuck.
Lisa...
fine?
Very good!
He rushed over and hugged Lisa into his arms, put his chin against her head, and said in a trembling voice: "Don't play this kind of prank anymore, don't play it anymore..."
This man, who had always covered his appearance with strength, was trembling violently at this moment, and Lin who rushed over looked at this scene, with both eyes popping out.
How can the former male god become a wretched uncle?
Has Kakashi fallen too? !
hateful!
"Kakashi!"
Lin yelled, and the dazed Kakashi had no time to react, and punched him with a fist, "Bastard Kakashi! Obito was right, you boring pervert! How can you get down with such a young child?" hand?!"
"Eh? Eh?"
Kakashi seemed to see a ghost, "Lin, Lin? This, this..."
His eyes finally focused. He looked at the gloomy man in front of him and said, "Is this Uchiha Madara? And the first-generation master? Are you back?"
Obito: So, are your eyes really not decorations?
The scene became awkward for a while.
Kakashi looked at Madara, then at the first generation, and finally set his eyes on Lisa in his arms.
There were a lot of emergencies today, and he was a little confused.
The wife dies, the wife lives again, and then the wife's father comes...
and so……
What should I do now?
Should I apologize to my daughter-in-law for not protecting her well, or should I kneel on the ground and ask my father-in-law for forgiveness?
or……
Simply commit seppuku?
For some reason, at this moment, I suddenly want to take a look at the heaven of intimacy...
It's over, why does my brain seem to be broken?Was it infected by Obito's stupidity?
Madara snorted coldly, stretched out his hand and pulled Lisa out of Kakashi's arms, scanned Kakashi up and down with a pair of purple mosquito-repellent eyes, and asked, "Is this the man you fancy?"
Lisa nodded vigorously, "How is it? Daddy Spot, my man is not bad! He is very strong!"
"waste!"
Madara disdains, "You can't even protect your own woman well, so just commit suicide."
After a pause, he continued: "You can die in peace, because Lisa will become my wife!"
What?
Kakashi who was in a daze suddenly came back to life!The dead fish eye suddenly bent upwards, into a crescent shape, and a slightly smiling voice sounded, "So, Uchi who didn't protect my brother well and left such a mess to our descendants Shouldn't Mr. Po deserve to die?"
As soon as these words came out, silence filled the world.
The two groups of people on both sides involuntarily backed away...
Made!
What a crime!
Why is it possible to meet a Shura dog-blood drama even after a fight? !
Who will save us? !
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