It's too hard to be a salted fish
Chapter 70 Mr. Saitama, He's Bald
Lisa, who happily invited her friends to have a meal, returned home, and was just about to take a look at the changes in her nest in the past year, when there was a knock on the door outside.
Lisa opened the door and saw that it was Sasuke, she was a little puzzled, "Xiaosuke, why are you here?"
Hearing this terrifying nickname, Sasuke wanted to turn his head away.But when the tuft of yellow hair flashed into his eyes, he immediately changed his mind.
The nickname is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that the youngest son of the head of the Uchiha clan is not as good as his brother, and he can't even be as good as Naruto, who has a zero score in the theory course.
Thinking of this, there was firmness in his eyes.
He bowed and said, "Sister Lisa, I have something to tell you."
"Yo, it's been a year since I've become more polite!"
Lisa smiled, "Don't call me Di Yuan an idiot? But don't dream, I won't promise you."
"what?"
Sasuke was stunned, "You knew before I told you?"
"Oh, why are the children here so precocious!"
Lisa shook her head, "Don't make up my mind, I don't like freshness but vicissitudes, so you should find someone who suits you."
"Is Sasuke the idiot here?"
Xianglin rushed out, gritted her teeth and said: "Bastard, do you want to trouble Naruto again?"
Naruto poked his head out, but he was friendlier than Kaoru, "Sasuke, is there something important to come to find my sister so late?"
After a pause, he continued: "Sister, I can take a bath by myself! Sasuke must be looking for you, so you can go!"
this kid...
Did you get on good terms with Sasuke so soon?What happened to Xiang Rin?Isn't Zuo Chi in the original book?Why do you see Sasuke now as if you have a grudge?
Nodding his head, he pushed back the fried Xianglin, went outside and said, "Tell me, what's the matter?"
"I...I want to become stronger."
Sasuke took a deep breath and bowed ninety degrees, "Please, please guide me, please!"
"Do you want to become stronger?"
Lisa froze.
"Your brother is also very strong, needless to say Brother Zhishui, why didn't you find them?"
Sasuke blushed, and held back for a long time before saying: "I feel that you are stronger than them! A fool like Naruto can become so powerful..."
A hand fell on Sasuke's head, Lisa rubbed his prickly hair vigorously, and said, "Hey, hey, it's not good for you to say that to my brother! Although, Naruto is really stupid sometimes."
Sasuke glanced at Lisa and asked, "Then what is your answer?"
"Don't show me such an arrogant expression! Since you want me to give advice, you should be sincere! Be respectful to the teacher, you know?"
Lisa curled her lips, "It's disgusting for someone like you who wants to learn something but puts on airs."
"you!!"
Sasuke exploded immediately, and just about to explode, he heard the woman lightly say, "Isn't it just to become stronger? In three years, I will make you the strongest ninja!"
Sasuke shut his mouth immediately.
I will endure!
Even an idiot like Naruto can be taught so well, she can't be fooled by that.
"Okay! Send me some of your Uchiha's desserts tomorrow, and I'll accept you. Remember, if you dare not listen to me..."
The domineering was released, and Sasuke fell to the ground all at once.At the same time, there was the sound of someone falling in the shadows.
Lisa raised her eyebrows and said, "A Weasel, since you're here, why are you hiding?"
As for those dark parts, they were directly ignored by Lisa.
Itachi came out of the darkness with a face.
The aura just now was too frightening, as if the heart had been pinched by something.He and a few of his Anbu colleagues were powerless to resist at all, so they fell straight down.Is Di Yuan Lisa so strong?Just relying on the aura exuded by oneself...
No, how is it possible?This must be some kind of ninjutsu!
Sasuke sat slumped on the ground, big beads of sweat oozed from his forehead, his face became pale, his hands and feet were trembling incessantly.Just that moment, I felt as if I was killed, it was terrible.
"Senior, please be kind to my brother."
Itachi's body trembled slightly, but he still tried his best to restrain himself, "My brother is just a man who is not good at words."
"Okay, okay, who cares about a brat."
Lisa shrugged, spread her hands and said, "I just want to tell him that I am strong! How about it? Xiaozhu, do you want to listen to me? I won't make rude requests, but if you dare to practice in the future Being lazy, not being a good person, hehe..."
Lisa pinched her knuckles, "You know the consequences, don't you?"
Sasuke nodded involuntarily, no thought of resistance at all.
"Okay, come down to Hokage Rock at five o'clock tomorrow morning. Starting tomorrow, you must meet me at the bottom of Hokage Rock every day before going to school, and complete 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10-kilometer run. Do you want to become stronger? This is the secret of my cultivation! Geniuses need to sway their youth, let me see your perseverance!"
"But, Naruto doesn't seem to have..."
Sasuke beeped softly, "I, I want to learn that swordsmanship too..."
"Do you have Naruto's physical strength?"
Lisa chuckled, "Naruto has the blood of the whirlpool and was born with Chakrado, do you have it? A real strong should not have any shortcomings! I can only tell you that if you practice this set of secrets for three years, you will become Very strong! Believe it or not, I'm going back!"
Sasuke was a little aggrieved.
Why is he so gentle to Naruto, but so fierce to himself?
Itachi patted him and said, "Don't mind her tone, she's actually a bitch with a knife mouth and a bean curd heart. If you treat her as a companion, she is the kind of person who will never abandon her companion."
"Nissan seems to know Sister Lisa very well?"
"Sometimes you don't need to get too close to see a person, just see how she treats Naruto."
Itachi took Sasuke's hand and walked slowly towards home.
"Since she promised to teach you, she won't fool you, so you have to learn from her, understand?"
"Hey! I will work hard, Nissan! I will never embarrass the family!"
The next day, Sasuke came to Hokage Rock as promised, and when he saw Lisa wearing tights, the corners of his eyes twitched unconsciously.
I just want to become stronger, just ignore it, just ignore it.Resisting the scene of hot eyes, he has already stepped forward to say good morning, and then tried to look away as much as possible.Really, he has worked hard, and he really can't look directly at this style of painting!
Lisa took advantage of Er Zhu's courtesy.This guy always laughs at himself as an idiot, is he an idiot if he knows how to catch goldfish?Now you know how good I am!
Pulling out the tights, he said, "Come on, Xiaosuke, put this on, this is the first step if you want to become stronger!"
"I reject!"
Sasuke refused without thinking, "Are you sure you're not teasing me? Such ugly clothes..."
"Is this going to be disobedient?"
With a gloomy face, Lisa pointed to herself, "Look, I'm all dressed up."
"Don't you think it's ugly?"
Sasuke couldn't look directly at Lisa at all, how could she wear such eye-catching things?
"Ugh."
Lisa put away the clothes with a look of regret, "Naruto said that he liked this set of clothes very much. Mr. Kai was on a mission outside and couldn't get the clothes from him. I secretly took out this set while Naruto was sleeping. If you let him know, maybe you will make a fuss. It’s best to wear this clothes when you are practicing..."
"Naruto wears it too?"
The naive Er Zhu was a little moved.He stared at Lisa for a long time, gritted his teeth and said, "Then, then I will wear it too!"
"That's right!"
Lisa patted Sasuke on the shoulder, "We have to remember what our goal is. As long as we can achieve the goal, it doesn't matter what happens in the process. You see, this clothes is breathable, water-absorbent, and can protect joints, so Does it matter if it looks good or not? After all, your goal is to become stronger!"
This statement is justified!
Sasuke's eyes suddenly brightened.
By the way, he didn't want to lose to that idiot Naruto, so he came here.Therefore, if you can't bear even this in order to become stronger, then your fragile mentality is not worthy of becoming a strong person!
Thinking of this, he took the clothes, walked behind the big tree, changed them neatly, and walked out again.
Lisa looked at Sasuke like this, and laughed out loud.
"Wow haha, Xiaozhu, you are so cute dressed up like this! Wow, so cute! Come and give me a hug!"
"I've already changed into my clothes, teach me how to practice, idiot!"
Sasuke's face was red, and his voice was a little annoyed, but he still tried his best to tell himself that if he couldn't even overcome this obstacle, then he wasn't worthy of being a strong man.That idiot Naruto is indeed stupid, but sometimes he says some philosophical words.
For example, without a strong mind, one cannot become strong.
I will endure!
Lisa smiled and said: "Didn't I tell you yesterday? Just follow my request and start training first."
Lisa thought of Teacher Saitama's shiny forehead, and slowly raised the corners of her mouth, flashing a mischievous smile, "Hey... But let me tell you, this practice has side effects, and it may cause hair loss. So it’s up to you whether you want to practice or not.”
Sasuke's face turned pale.He stared wide-eyed, with horror in his eyes, trembling his lips and said: "Cheat, you can lie!"
Suddenly he became irritable, "Are you kidding me?! Damn! I have asked you for advice so sincerely, you, you still lied to me..."
The second young master is not the second young master in the original novel, but now the second young master is still a cute and arrogant child.Hearing the second young master's wronged accusation, Lisa also felt guilty for a while, touched her nose and said, "Well... it's just a joke, what are you doing so seriously? You are too easy to deceive, right? Okay, okay, If you practice like this, you Uchihas are very powerful mentally, but not physically. You should know, right? Chakra is the combination of body and spirit..."
Balala said a lot, spread his hands and said: "You want to ask me how to become stronger? Then first develop a strong body! This is the basic skill. When your physical strength can keep up with Naruto, I will teach you how to become stronger. You ninjutsu."
The author has something to say:
昨天友人过来看我,就没码字……感谢在2020-08-0218:15:23~2020-08-0416:05:49期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of doll;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Lisa opened the door and saw that it was Sasuke, she was a little puzzled, "Xiaosuke, why are you here?"
Hearing this terrifying nickname, Sasuke wanted to turn his head away.But when the tuft of yellow hair flashed into his eyes, he immediately changed his mind.
The nickname is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that the youngest son of the head of the Uchiha clan is not as good as his brother, and he can't even be as good as Naruto, who has a zero score in the theory course.
Thinking of this, there was firmness in his eyes.
He bowed and said, "Sister Lisa, I have something to tell you."
"Yo, it's been a year since I've become more polite!"
Lisa smiled, "Don't call me Di Yuan an idiot? But don't dream, I won't promise you."
"what?"
Sasuke was stunned, "You knew before I told you?"
"Oh, why are the children here so precocious!"
Lisa shook her head, "Don't make up my mind, I don't like freshness but vicissitudes, so you should find someone who suits you."
"Is Sasuke the idiot here?"
Xianglin rushed out, gritted her teeth and said: "Bastard, do you want to trouble Naruto again?"
Naruto poked his head out, but he was friendlier than Kaoru, "Sasuke, is there something important to come to find my sister so late?"
After a pause, he continued: "Sister, I can take a bath by myself! Sasuke must be looking for you, so you can go!"
this kid...
Did you get on good terms with Sasuke so soon?What happened to Xiang Rin?Isn't Zuo Chi in the original book?Why do you see Sasuke now as if you have a grudge?
Nodding his head, he pushed back the fried Xianglin, went outside and said, "Tell me, what's the matter?"
"I...I want to become stronger."
Sasuke took a deep breath and bowed ninety degrees, "Please, please guide me, please!"
"Do you want to become stronger?"
Lisa froze.
"Your brother is also very strong, needless to say Brother Zhishui, why didn't you find them?"
Sasuke blushed, and held back for a long time before saying: "I feel that you are stronger than them! A fool like Naruto can become so powerful..."
A hand fell on Sasuke's head, Lisa rubbed his prickly hair vigorously, and said, "Hey, hey, it's not good for you to say that to my brother! Although, Naruto is really stupid sometimes."
Sasuke glanced at Lisa and asked, "Then what is your answer?"
"Don't show me such an arrogant expression! Since you want me to give advice, you should be sincere! Be respectful to the teacher, you know?"
Lisa curled her lips, "It's disgusting for someone like you who wants to learn something but puts on airs."
"you!!"
Sasuke exploded immediately, and just about to explode, he heard the woman lightly say, "Isn't it just to become stronger? In three years, I will make you the strongest ninja!"
Sasuke shut his mouth immediately.
I will endure!
Even an idiot like Naruto can be taught so well, she can't be fooled by that.
"Okay! Send me some of your Uchiha's desserts tomorrow, and I'll accept you. Remember, if you dare not listen to me..."
The domineering was released, and Sasuke fell to the ground all at once.At the same time, there was the sound of someone falling in the shadows.
Lisa raised her eyebrows and said, "A Weasel, since you're here, why are you hiding?"
As for those dark parts, they were directly ignored by Lisa.
Itachi came out of the darkness with a face.
The aura just now was too frightening, as if the heart had been pinched by something.He and a few of his Anbu colleagues were powerless to resist at all, so they fell straight down.Is Di Yuan Lisa so strong?Just relying on the aura exuded by oneself...
No, how is it possible?This must be some kind of ninjutsu!
Sasuke sat slumped on the ground, big beads of sweat oozed from his forehead, his face became pale, his hands and feet were trembling incessantly.Just that moment, I felt as if I was killed, it was terrible.
"Senior, please be kind to my brother."
Itachi's body trembled slightly, but he still tried his best to restrain himself, "My brother is just a man who is not good at words."
"Okay, okay, who cares about a brat."
Lisa shrugged, spread her hands and said, "I just want to tell him that I am strong! How about it? Xiaozhu, do you want to listen to me? I won't make rude requests, but if you dare to practice in the future Being lazy, not being a good person, hehe..."
Lisa pinched her knuckles, "You know the consequences, don't you?"
Sasuke nodded involuntarily, no thought of resistance at all.
"Okay, come down to Hokage Rock at five o'clock tomorrow morning. Starting tomorrow, you must meet me at the bottom of Hokage Rock every day before going to school, and complete 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10-kilometer run. Do you want to become stronger? This is the secret of my cultivation! Geniuses need to sway their youth, let me see your perseverance!"
"But, Naruto doesn't seem to have..."
Sasuke beeped softly, "I, I want to learn that swordsmanship too..."
"Do you have Naruto's physical strength?"
Lisa chuckled, "Naruto has the blood of the whirlpool and was born with Chakrado, do you have it? A real strong should not have any shortcomings! I can only tell you that if you practice this set of secrets for three years, you will become Very strong! Believe it or not, I'm going back!"
Sasuke was a little aggrieved.
Why is he so gentle to Naruto, but so fierce to himself?
Itachi patted him and said, "Don't mind her tone, she's actually a bitch with a knife mouth and a bean curd heart. If you treat her as a companion, she is the kind of person who will never abandon her companion."
"Nissan seems to know Sister Lisa very well?"
"Sometimes you don't need to get too close to see a person, just see how she treats Naruto."
Itachi took Sasuke's hand and walked slowly towards home.
"Since she promised to teach you, she won't fool you, so you have to learn from her, understand?"
"Hey! I will work hard, Nissan! I will never embarrass the family!"
The next day, Sasuke came to Hokage Rock as promised, and when he saw Lisa wearing tights, the corners of his eyes twitched unconsciously.
I just want to become stronger, just ignore it, just ignore it.Resisting the scene of hot eyes, he has already stepped forward to say good morning, and then tried to look away as much as possible.Really, he has worked hard, and he really can't look directly at this style of painting!
Lisa took advantage of Er Zhu's courtesy.This guy always laughs at himself as an idiot, is he an idiot if he knows how to catch goldfish?Now you know how good I am!
Pulling out the tights, he said, "Come on, Xiaosuke, put this on, this is the first step if you want to become stronger!"
"I reject!"
Sasuke refused without thinking, "Are you sure you're not teasing me? Such ugly clothes..."
"Is this going to be disobedient?"
With a gloomy face, Lisa pointed to herself, "Look, I'm all dressed up."
"Don't you think it's ugly?"
Sasuke couldn't look directly at Lisa at all, how could she wear such eye-catching things?
"Ugh."
Lisa put away the clothes with a look of regret, "Naruto said that he liked this set of clothes very much. Mr. Kai was on a mission outside and couldn't get the clothes from him. I secretly took out this set while Naruto was sleeping. If you let him know, maybe you will make a fuss. It’s best to wear this clothes when you are practicing..."
"Naruto wears it too?"
The naive Er Zhu was a little moved.He stared at Lisa for a long time, gritted his teeth and said, "Then, then I will wear it too!"
"That's right!"
Lisa patted Sasuke on the shoulder, "We have to remember what our goal is. As long as we can achieve the goal, it doesn't matter what happens in the process. You see, this clothes is breathable, water-absorbent, and can protect joints, so Does it matter if it looks good or not? After all, your goal is to become stronger!"
This statement is justified!
Sasuke's eyes suddenly brightened.
By the way, he didn't want to lose to that idiot Naruto, so he came here.Therefore, if you can't bear even this in order to become stronger, then your fragile mentality is not worthy of becoming a strong person!
Thinking of this, he took the clothes, walked behind the big tree, changed them neatly, and walked out again.
Lisa looked at Sasuke like this, and laughed out loud.
"Wow haha, Xiaozhu, you are so cute dressed up like this! Wow, so cute! Come and give me a hug!"
"I've already changed into my clothes, teach me how to practice, idiot!"
Sasuke's face was red, and his voice was a little annoyed, but he still tried his best to tell himself that if he couldn't even overcome this obstacle, then he wasn't worthy of being a strong man.That idiot Naruto is indeed stupid, but sometimes he says some philosophical words.
For example, without a strong mind, one cannot become strong.
I will endure!
Lisa smiled and said: "Didn't I tell you yesterday? Just follow my request and start training first."
Lisa thought of Teacher Saitama's shiny forehead, and slowly raised the corners of her mouth, flashing a mischievous smile, "Hey... But let me tell you, this practice has side effects, and it may cause hair loss. So it’s up to you whether you want to practice or not.”
Sasuke's face turned pale.He stared wide-eyed, with horror in his eyes, trembling his lips and said: "Cheat, you can lie!"
Suddenly he became irritable, "Are you kidding me?! Damn! I have asked you for advice so sincerely, you, you still lied to me..."
The second young master is not the second young master in the original novel, but now the second young master is still a cute and arrogant child.Hearing the second young master's wronged accusation, Lisa also felt guilty for a while, touched her nose and said, "Well... it's just a joke, what are you doing so seriously? You are too easy to deceive, right? Okay, okay, If you practice like this, you Uchihas are very powerful mentally, but not physically. You should know, right? Chakra is the combination of body and spirit..."
Balala said a lot, spread his hands and said: "You want to ask me how to become stronger? Then first develop a strong body! This is the basic skill. When your physical strength can keep up with Naruto, I will teach you how to become stronger. You ninjutsu."
The author has something to say:
昨天友人过来看我,就没码字……感谢在2020-08-0218:15:23~2020-08-0416:05:49期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of doll;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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