It's too hard to be a salted fish

"Kakashi-senpai!"

Lisa felt that she should shed some tears, but she couldn't cry, so she could only try her best to look like she was coming out and shouted: "Come on, leave me alone!"

Kakashi frowned slightly. Suddenly, he put away the sword in his hand, turned around slowly and said, "Then I'll go first."

"Eh? Eh?!"

Lisa was dumbfounded, and couldn't help but said: "Senior, do you ignore me?"

"Ah."

Kakashi tilted his head and chuckled, "Liza-chan had a good time outside, right? You have become friends with the enemy."

"Allah? What are you talking about, senior?"

Kakashi turned around slowly and looked at Lisa, the dead fish eyes showed a sharp light for the first time, "Lisa, this is not fun at all. After you disappeared for a year, you want to give me and Naruto Man, is there such a surprise as Xianglin?"

"..."

Lisa was speechless.

"Tsk tsk, so many years have passed, Kakashi, you really haven't changed at all."

Obito sneered, "This kind of lecturing tone really makes me uncomfortable no matter what I hear."

Kakashi squinted, "Who the hell are you?"

"you guess?"

Obito put Lisa down, and said with a sneer, "I wanted to beat you up, because you missed the appointment and didn't protect Lin..."

Kakashi's body shook violently, his eyes showed disbelief, "You!! You..."

Obito slowly took off his mask, "What's wrong?! Trash, you're in pain now! Lisa Dihara, why did you hit me?!"

Lisa put away her fists and said, "Speak politely to seniors! Heh, don't look at who is the reason why seniors became useless! It's all you! Bastard!"

"I've already written to him about sharing eyes. He still can't protect Lin well. If it's not trash, what is it?!"

"Fart! Senior was originally a genius but was dragged down by your Sharingan! If there was no Sharingan, Senior would have been as good as Mr. Zuo Yun! What qualifications do you have for a waste who dare not even face reality? Say senior!"

"You really deserve a beating!"

Obito gritted his teeth, "Sure enough, the two of you are very compatible, and you both hate the same!"

where am I?

who am I?

what am i doing?

My grave is in vain?

Kakashi looked at the scene in front of him and asked four soul questions.

Bring...soil?

Uchiha Obito?

My companion?

The companion who has been in the grave for many years brings soil?

No, this, how is this possible?

"Oh, senior is mad at you!"

Lisa screamed and jumped to Kakashi's side, stretched out her finger and poked him, "Senior, are you okay? Are you okay?! Haha! How are you? Be happy! I'll bring your most important thing You're back! Of course, you don't have to think about some things, because Senior Lin and Senior Obito are in love, so you have no chance."

"Lin?!"

Kakashi came back to his senses, grabbed Lisa and said, "Lin is alive too?! Where is Lin?"

"No, she's dead."

Obito became nervous when he saw Kakashi's big reaction.

He doesn't like Lynn too, does he?Otherwise why such a big reaction?Can not be done!We can't let him destroy it, so we should hurry up and give it to Lisa Di Yuan.

"You, you..."

Kakashi just felt dumbfounded.

Moments like this are rare for him.Is it possible that I am dreaming?Or was he hit by the enemy's illusion?

He made seals with his hands, and shouted "relief" several times, but the disfigured companion and the girl who warmed him still did not disappear.

Is the illusion level too high?But I also have a kaleidoscope Sharingan...

Obito subconsciously looked at the four corners of the roof, and smiled heartily.

He installed cameras in every corner for this very moment.

The idiot Kakashi is so stupid right now!I've never seen him like this before, it's so funny!Be sure to show Lynn a look later!

"It's over, it's over!"

Lisa scratched her head, "Senior was spoiled by us. Look, he is stupid!"

After speaking, he began to shake Kakashi, "Senior, senior, it's not an illusion, it's really not an illusion! I'm Lisa! This is Obito, I brought him back! Listen to me, it's like this..."

An hour later, Kakashi drooped his eyes and said in a low voice: "So...you went to the place where the god of death lives? You also met the first generation of adults and my father?"

"Uh-huh!"

Lisa nodded vigorously, "It's all a conspiracy by Heijue, he just wants to resurrect his mother Kaguya Otsutsuki."

Kakashi was silent for a long time, and when he looked at Obito again, the emotions in his eyes became complicated.

It would have been nice to have a companion alive.But remembering that my teacher and teacher's wife also died at the hands of my companions, I feel a little conflicted.Moreover, in the year when Lisa disappeared, in order to stabilize Naruto's emotions, the three generations tried their best to let themselves contact Naruto openly.After in-depth contact with that child, the whole picture of his life is more vividly displayed in front of him.

And he didn't have to put up with it.

And the person who made all this was actually his most cherished friend...

Lisa took out the video of the fourth generation and Kushina, and said: "Master the fourth generation has something to tell you, so I recorded it. Senior, don't worry, you can watch the video first and then talk."

After a pause, he continued: "If Naruto is unwilling to forgive him, we should make the news public and let him atone for his sin with death."

Kakashi subconsciously resisted this statement again, but he knew that if Naruto did not forgive Obito, then no one had the right to forgive him.

Obito lowered his eyes, not knowing what he was thinking.Facing the complex eyes of his former companion, his heart became very heavy.If Kakashi is like this, what will happen to Naruto?In fact, he is not afraid of death, especially when he returns to the soul world after death.However, he never dared to face up to the voice in his heart, and went to face Naruto squarely.

All apologies pale in comparison to a child who has suffered so much.

The atmosphere became silent for a while, Kakashi didn't intend to watch the video now.Lisa also felt that this was not a good time, so after a long time, she scratched her head and said, "How about having lunch first?"

Seeing the two of them looking over, she rubbed her nose and said, "The sky is big and the earth is big, eating is the biggest thing! Besides, I don't think Naruto is the kind of person who will pass on hatred. Since the Fourth Generation and his wife have forgiven Obito, Naruto Humans should forgive me too, right? Ah Tu, you have to do more missions in the future, invite Naruto to eat more ramen."

Obito nodded vigorously, "I will."

Yes, you always have to face it, and you can't keep avoiding it.

"Senior, let's eat first."

Lisa took out the onigiri bento from the scroll, and said with a smile: "Hey, you can only think about other things when you are full! And I brought you a lot of gifts in that world! Keep your spirits up and don't show that kind of sadness. face, or I will be sad."

Lisa's smiling face made Kakashi feel a little better.

Anyway, Lisa is back to herself.Well... Although there are still a lot of troubles, but at least it is much better than before?

"thank you."

Kakashi touched Lisa's head, "But don't play such pranks anymore, you are a girl."

The corner of Obito's mouth twitched.

I thought Lisa was really an idiot.The idiot Kakashi is not really an idiot, not only is he not an idiot, he is also very smart.With that clumsy acting skills and poor lines, how could it be possible to fool Kakashi?

Lisa subconsciously wanted to slap Kakashi's hand away, but then she thought, if she wants to fall in love with Kakashi, such tenderness cannot be refused!Otherwise, what if you hate yourself?Thinking about it again, my choice was indeed correct.

Kakashi is so gentle, will he be a good boyfriend?Huh?It really feels like a girl's heart is sprouting and falling in love!

"Hey! Senior, are Naruto and Karin all right?"

"They miss you very much. Naruto can perfectly transform into Nine Tails, and you can teach the swordsmanship too. The lotus moon swordsmanship and fierce fire swordsmanship are really powerful. In a few years, Naruto will become powerful And Xiang Rin, her control of Chakra is really amazing, and her mastery of various sealing techniques is also very strong, and she will definitely become a powerful ninja in the future."

Hearing that her younger siblings were all well, Lisa had a smile on her face.She looked at Kakashi again, saw that he had lost a lot of weight, and frowned slightly, "But senior doesn't look good, he looks so tired."

Obito stuffed a rice ball into his mouth, lasagna in his heart.

It's okay to accompany the mentally retarded to do things for the mentally retarded, why is he being forced to compete with dog food here?

"what."

Kakashi smiled lightly, "I'm used to Lisa's cooking, but suddenly it disappeared, I can't eat it."

Lisa felt distressed, moved her position, opened her hands and said: "Senior, you have worked hard, let me hug you to comfort you."

here we go again……

Look at his son's expression...

Kakashi rubbed his eyebrows, looked at Lisa carefully again, and couldn't help but said: "After ten years there, Lisa doesn't seem to have changed at all."

Lisa choked suddenly.

By the way, another year has passed here, and I haven't changed, even my relatives haven't come, so I'm still a child?

The background panel behind him sank instantly, squatting on the ground and drawing circles: "Hey...Senior, do you like mature big sisters?"

"what?"

Kakashi is inexplicable, isn't this channel jumping too much?

I can't see the soil anymore.

He stuffed the rice ball into his mouth and said, "Eat it, I'll go and prepare it, and I'll go back to the village after eating."

There was too much dog food, and he was about to be strangled to death.

"senior……"

Lisa was still drawing circles, and repeated again, "Do you like mature big sisters? Do you like dating under the young age?"

"Lisa, what are you talking about?"

Kakashi was puzzled.But seeing Lisa depressed, he rubbed Lisa's head, "Is it because you are in a bad mood to part with the people over there?"

"The meaning of what the senior said just now..."

Lisa raised her head with resentment on her face, "Don't you just think I'm too young?"

"Lisa is still young."

"I'm not young anymore."

Lisa defended: "I spent ten years there, and my mental age is older than you!"

Kakashi couldn't laugh or cry.

In other words, he didn't feel that Lisa had matured at all, on the contrary, she became more innocent.

Listening to her description, those adults all like her very much. After ten years of being favored by the group, her already cheerful personality has become more and more romantic!

The author has something to say:

Although my Kaden is not the strongest, but he is one of the most attractive male characters in Hokage!Gentle, strong, carrying the darkness but resolutely never compromise with the darkness, and will accompany Naruto and the others to play the game of "looking at the face".Can do tasks to support the family, can go to the kitchen to cook, but a single man keeps the house clean, and is very gentle with others. It's a pity that he didn't get a family in Hokage!Therefore, the male lead of this article cannot be changed, no matter what, he is also my favorite Ka Dian, I am sad if I don’t play prostitutes!As for Grandpa Madara... Hehehe, maybe I can write a side story.I hate it, you all make me a big pig's trotter...