It's too hard to be a salted fish

The ancient buildings of Seireitei made Uchiha Madara a ninja of the Sengoku period feel a little kind.People who were originally wandering on the road to Huangquan, now suddenly see relatives and old friends, and a place to settle down, not to mention the beauty of the mood.

Of course, Obito and Madara are not among these beautiful people.

After settling down in Seireitei, the two wanted to find out about the situation from Lisa.How did they know, they came over after a nap, and a group of death gods rushed over again, and hurriedly told them that another group of dead from the ninja world came over!

Moreover, these people's dresses are not uniform, and they have various styles.One of them seemed to be the leader, but also looked like an idiot. He actually wanted to shake hands with Captain Kuchiki, but when he was rejected, mushrooms grew on his body.

Hearing this description, Madara was stunned!

Isn't this the Senshouzhujian? !

All of a sudden, I was excited!

A large fan and sickle snatched from Obito's hand, followed by a group of death gods and rushed towards the black edge gate.

Seeing Hei Changzhi who was growing mushrooms from a distance, he shouted excitedly, "Haxi hot mom, I've been waiting for you for a long time!"

"Madara?!"

Hashirama immediately revived with full blood, looked around, "Is it Madara? It's Madara..."

"Ani KI."

Feima stopped in front of Zhujian, with coldness in his ruby-like eyes, "Don't forget, this man brought Kyuubi to destroy the village, and you killed him because of this, you are no longer friends .”

Hashirama, who was still full of joy just now, suddenly became wilted. While squatting on the ground and drawing circles, mushrooms grew one after another.

"What the hell is this?!"

A group of people in the soul world|The god of death was surprised.

Can people still grow mushrooms?

wrong.

This person is in the state of a soul, which is different from Di Yuansang.

and so……

Can the soul grow mushrooms?

The blind Quanna stumbled over, stopped in front of Madara, and said, "Nissan! Hashirama killed you?! I want to avenge you!"

"cough!"

The old man Yamamoto who rushed over coughed lightly, knocked Zanpakuto on the ground, and said, "You all seem to know each other? Are you also a dead soul from the ninja world?"

"Is this heaven?"

The depressed Hashirama suddenly became happy again, "Ah, are you the gods of heaven? It's amazing, I actually saw a god!"

"No, we are Death."

"Death, God of Death?!"

Zhu Jian stared wide-eyed, jumped up again and again, and hid behind Fei Jian, tremblingly said: "So...you are all ghosts?"

Everyone was speechless.

Could this person be mentally handicapped?

Ghost kind of thing...

Ok!

Strictly speaking, they really are all ghosts.

The question is that you yourself are a ghost, what are you afraid of? !

Madara couldn't stand it anymore, "Hashi hot mom, why are you here?"

"I do not know either."

Hashirama saw Madara asking herself, and became lively again, "I have been staying alone on Huangquan Road, no one can see it, only me. Then, suddenly a light appeared, and Tobuma came over. He also Like me, I came here only when I saw the light. Then, many people came over one after another, and everyone gathered together to talk for a while, and a light hole appeared, and we came here after we walked out."

After hearing this, the old man Yamamoto frowned.He looked at Nirvana Yuri and asked, "Did you find anything after the inspection yesterday?"

Before Nirvana Yuri could answer, suddenly the black edge door opened a black crack out of thin air, and a man with blond hair and a woman with red hair also came out from inside.They looked cautious, the woman held the man's hand tightly, and the man kept comforting the woman, with deep vigilance in his gentle eyes.

Lisa's pupils shrank suddenly!

Fourth generation? !

This, how is this possible? !

After he sealed it with the ghoul, his soul should have been imprisoned in the belly of the god of death, why did he come here?Did you bring your wife with you?

A group of gods of death looked at me, and I looked at you. Before the fourth generation could ask, they asked, "Are you also a dead soul from the ninja world?"

The fourth generation looked around, and after seeing the Hokage robes of the first and second generations, he suddenly became excited, "You, who are you? Are you the first generation and the second generation?"

Then he said to a group of death gods: "I, I am the soul of the dead, the fourth generation of Konoha Village in the country of fire."

"Fourth generation?"

Hashirama was stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly, "Is it passed down to the fourth generation? The village looks very peaceful!"

"Ani KI."

Feijian's face was dark, "He died at such a young age, which shows that the village is not peaceful."

"what?"

Hashirama touched his forehead, and said with a dejected expression, "Wars are inevitable in any era!"

His eyes suddenly widened again, "Wait, Madara, why do you look so much younger than me? I died not long after you died! Why do I look so old!"

After speaking, mushrooms began to grow again.

A group of gods of death: Is this another mental retardation?

Madara suddenly regretted it.

Why would he meet this idiot?

Now those gods of death don't look right at me anymore.

The meaning conveyed in those pairs of eyes seems to be asking him: Are you also mentally retarded?

"You are?!"

In this weird atmosphere, the fourth generation and Kushina found Lisa.

Kushina covered her mouth, tears streaming down her face, "Lisa! It's you! Are you dead too?"

"You are?"

Lisa knew that Naruto must have told them about himself.Moreover, they should have seen themselves, so it is not surprising that they will recognize themselves.But you still have to pretend, otherwise you will appear to be too smart.

Zaohui will die young!

Kushina moved forward with trembling lips, and grabbed Lisa's hand, "Thank you, thank you, Lisa! I am Naruto's mother! Thank you for taking care of Naruto for me. My child's father and I have seen it , Naruto also told us! Poor boy, why did you come here too?"

Lisa deliberately widened her eyes, "Naruto, Naruto's mother? That's right! Naruto said that his father is the fourth generation, so..."

Lisa looked at Minato Namikaze, "So you are Naruto's father?"

Minato stepped forward, bowed and saluted, "Hi! My son has troubled you! Thank you!"

"you're welcome!"

Lisa rubbed her nose embarrassingly, "Because I'm alone, it feels great to have a younger brother! By the way, I didn't die, I just came here by accident, since you are all here..."

Her expression became serious, "I think there are some things that I must let you know."

Obito thought it was a good thing he was wearing a mask, otherwise it would be embarrassing.

but……

The teacher, as always, did not recognize himself!

A little disappointment welled up in my heart.Along with this disappointment comes anger!

why?

why!

Can't recognize him every time? !

Lisa subconsciously glanced at Obito, seeing his clenched fist, she couldn't help shaking her head.

Half of your body is made of interstitial cells, it's no wonder that the fourth generation can perceive you!

"what?"

Hashirama, who had been planting mushrooms for a long time, suddenly looked at Obito, "Why do you have my breath on you?"

"Uchiha Obito!!!"

Before Obito could answer, an angry voice sounded, "I'm going to beat you to death!"

"Ugh?"

The old man Yamamoto, who just wanted to step forward to declare his identity as the master, felt like crying without tears.

Why are people here again?

What the hell is this? !

They come here one by one, chattering when they come, what kind of place do they think this is!

But the people who came gave him the feeling that they were very powerful, and he had a heart of love for talents. Seeing that the people who came were all undead, he wondered if he could keep them, so that the world of corpses and souls would have more protection.

It doesn't matter where the dead soul is.

They're all dead anyway, aren't they?

Although the person with mushrooms looks a bit abnormal, the smell emitted by the spirit body is very bright and warm, so if such a person can pass the exam, it would be the best to become the god of death!

It's just that I'm interrupted every time I don't have time to express my kindness, which feels very annoying!

Who is it this time? !

A girl with honey brown hair and purple oil paint on her face appeared in the field of vision.I saw her go straight to the pooping face, without saying a word, she raised her fist and smashed it!

That poop face seemed to be stupid, standing still in place.Being knocked down to the ground, as if he hadn't reacted yet, he just sat there blankly, as if something terrible had happened to him!

"Obito, you've grown up!!"

Lin looked ferocious, bent down and pulled up Obito, stretched out his hand and tore off his mask, and punched the disfigured one, "Did I say that?! I will keep watching You! Didn’t you want to be Hokage? That’s how you became Hokage?! Kill Sensei and draw Kyuubi?! Bastard! If I had known this, I would have stabbed you to death first!”

After speaking, two big ear scrapers hit Obito until his eyes were staring and the corners of his mouth were bleeding.

Well, to be able to become Sanwei Jinchuriki, Lin's aptitude should not be bad.Moreover, it is at the time of extreme anger, so the strength can be imagined.

"Lin? Lin?"

Both sides of Obito's face were already swollen.He can't use chakra now, and the Mutun cells can't heal the wound quickly, so not only his face is swollen, but his eyes are also blue.

But now he doesn't care about the pain at all, he just feels like he is dreaming, he just stares at Lin dazedly, and keeps murmuring, "Lin... Lin... yes, is that you?"

"Ah! It's me!"

Lin let go, moved her hands and neck, pinched every knuckle, and said with a sneer, "Don't talk yet."

"Lin, me!"

"My little sister!"

Lin punched down again, "What good deeds have you done, you bastard?! Baga! You bastard! I'm going to beat you to death today, and clean up the house for the teacher!"

"Lin, Lin!"

Obito grabbed Lin's hand, tears fell, "Lin, I, I, I want to..."

"To shut up!"

Another punch down.

When the old goddess returned, she was no longer as gentle as water in the past, but completely transformed into a violent woman.

Obito, who was beaten so blindly, didn't even have the courage to call her name. He resigned himself to his fate and fell to the ground, allowing the goddess to beat him.

"Lin!"

Minato grabbed Lin's hand, looked at Obito with complicated eyes, and said after a long silence: "I neglected my duty... If that night..."

"cough!"

Yamamoto couldn't bear it anymore, he interrupted the touching scene of family reunion, and said: "Dear souls from other worlds, welcome to the world of souls. This old man is Yamamoto Motoyanagi, the captain of Goutei [-] Team Please settle down here first, the old man will call you tomorrow and explain the situation to you. Lisa, you and the old man..."