It's too hard to be a salted fish

Angry with the soil!

I am really angry!

No longer suppressing his emotions, no longer hiding himself, he rushed towards Lisa, grabbed her and shook her desperately, "I have a mother, and my mother is a normal woman! I also have a grandma! Don't talk nonsense to me , bastard! You mentally retarded, what the hell are you pretending to be in your head?!"

"Ha ha!"

The girl's hearty smile came from the courtyard, "Runtu, are you shy? Ann, Ann, poor child! I will keep it a secret! Besides, I will treat you well! What do you want for supper today? Ah, let me make you a caramel orange with gold leaf!"

"I won't eat it, bastard, don't talk to yourself! By the way, can gold leaf be eaten?"

"The two seem to be reconciled."

The voice of Shintaro Kotsubaki, the third seat of the [-]th squad, sounded, "If that's the case, come back to eat. Rukia has already sent someone to deliver the food to you."

"Thank you, Sendaro-san."

Lisa stepped forward with a smile, took out a small bag of Jinpingtang from her pocket, and said, "This is my special Jinpingtang, please eat it."

After finishing speaking, without giving the other party a chance to refuse, he stepped up the steps with a smile, turned around and waved to Obito, saying: "Runtu, come quickly, it's time to eat. I'll make gold leaf caramel oranges for you after eating."

Obito has a feeling of lovelessness.

Obviously his heart is empty, but he will always feel restless when facing such a mentally handicapped person.

right?So, she must be retarded, right?A self-talking mentally handicapped person would collapse, right?By the way... is gold leaf really edible?It might work?Well, the daimyo must have eaten it!

Obito made up his mind all the way, chasing Lisa up a few steps, while Mr. Sendaro behind him showed more lovelessness on his face.

Speaking of...

Di Yuanji is so gentle.

But, but, but...

Can you stop giving him candy all the time?

Lisa Di Yuan lived here for a total of six or seven days, but every time she met him and Hu Che Qingyin, she took out a handful of candies.Although the action is heart-warming, but, they are not children anymore!What the hell is that look at your son? ! !

In the elegantly furnished and indoor room, Lisa sat cross-legged, frantically trying all kinds of delicacies in front of her without any image.

Obito frowned.

Although his parents died young, he was brought up by his grandmother.However, Uchiha is a first-class family, and some table manners are still known.At this time, in an elegant room, it would be extremely disrespectful for a man to sit cross-legged, let alone a girl.

Also, it's rude to eat!

Have you never eaten in your previous life?

Lisa doesn't care what other people think.

Anyway, there is no one else here except for a "dead man" Obito-kun.

Since no one is there, of course there is no need to pretend to be a lady!

"You eat too, Runtu."

Lisa said: "This sukiyaki beef pot is really good. Don't worry, you can turn around and eat, I won't look at you."

"no need."

Obito took off his mask, thinking that she doesn't know me anyway, so what if she sees me?

"what?"

Lisa was a little dazed, "Are you willing to show your true colors? What? I thought you were ugly, but I didn't expect you to be handsome, Ah Tu!"

"handsome?"

Obito sneered, "Are you always speaking so insincerely?"

He pointed to his face, "Don't you see that I'm disfigured?"

"No."

Lisa looked calm, "It's just that there are still some scars that haven't gone away. I'll treat you later. Don't be inferior, you are so handsome! Oh, it looks like you are in love. Woolen cloth."

Obito's face turned red instantly.

Why is this girl so shameless?Such nasty words can be said.That's right, Kakashi is a sullen pervert, how can he be moved by a passionate girl?

Seeing Obito blushing, Lisa's viciousness became stronger.

No way, who made him hurt Naruto so badly, it's really interesting to play tricks on him!

"You look amazing too. If I fix your face again, you will be very popular with girls. By the way, by the way, do you have someone you like?"

Obito's face darkened quickly, and he put the mentaiko back in his hand.

He reached out to get the mask, but Lisa was a step ahead of him, and said with a smile while pressing the mask: "Are you shy? Come on, come on, tell me! Let me talk about mine first? I like it too." people."

"who is it?"

Obito was originally a virtuous person, otherwise how could he act like A Fei, who is off-line and mentally retarded?Since he is Xian'er, gossip is his nature.

"Ah, the man I like is very warm-hearted and handsome."

Warmhearted?

Obito sneered inwardly.

Kakashi used to be the last person to meddle in other people's business. Even though it's a bit different now, he's definitely not a warm-hearted person.

handsome?Well, although I don't want to admit it, but it is indeed handsome.The size is liked by many girls, including Lin.

"And oh, and oh, he is about the same age as you, but he has a name that resounds throughout the five great countries!"

Ah……

Obito expressed no surprise, and even wanted to laugh a little.

copy ninja or something...

Isn't it relying on his Sharingan?

Unconsciously, he straightened his chest, feeling a little proud.

"And super persistent!"

Lisa's eyes were shining, "Never afraid of the dark!"

Ah……

Obito continued to sneer.

The trash who didn't protect Lin has persisted until now and hasn't died. It does have perseverance.

Are you not afraid of the dark?He had already fallen into darkness.People who can't see the light, how can they talk about being afraid or not?

"He also has great taste in clothes!"

puff!

Obito couldn't help but laugh.

Covering your face with a mask all day, is that called youpin?If you can't do anything, you will play cool!Otherwise, how could Lin like him?Obviously a sunny person like myself is the best!

"And his name sounds nice too!"

Pfft, what's so good about a scarecrow?

"His name is Matkay, and it's me..."

puff!

Picking up the teacup and taking a sip of tea, Obito sprayed it directly.

Matt Kay? !

He looked at Lisa with a "you're fucking kidding me" expression!

"Huh? Runtu, do you know this person too? I know it!"

Lisa clasped her hands together, with a nympho look on her face, "Konoha's blue beast, Mr. Kai is the best! Hey, the man I like is excellent, right? So, what kind of girl do you like?! "

Obito wiped the fine sweat from his head, thought about Kai's appearance, and couldn't help shivering.

That guy is handsome?What kind of eyes do you have!

Looking at Lisa again, there was a hint of complexity in his eyes.

is not it……

In fact, all women don't mind appearance, they only value strength?Obito feels sad when he thinks of the scene where he was KO'd by Kai.

Di Yuanji Jun in front of him is not only powerful, but also known as a genius in the Five Kingdoms, and his appearance is also quite outstanding.Her skin is as white as jade, her eyes are black and white, and her hair of honey brown color is smooth and shiny like silk.

But does such a beautiful and outstanding woman actually like Kai?That guy who is so ugly that he can't say it is a little bit prettier than Hei Jue, right? !Sure enough, women are all about strength, right?So, if...

He clenched his fists unconsciously, thinking to himself: If Lin was alive, she would also look away from Kakashi and fall in love with her, right?After all, the current self is better than Kakashi!

"I... the girl I like has honey-brown hair just like you."

Obito didn't know what was wrong with him, but he actually answered the mentally retarded question.

The spiritual power of a Taoist priest symbolizes light and benevolence. The breath from a level 70 super Taoist priest will always make people unconsciously relax, and Obito is not immune.In particular, the girl in front of her is indeed a person who is easy to make people feel at ease. Although her personality is a bit weird, she always has a kind of gentleness that penetrates the bottom of her heart, and people will unknowingly confide in her heart.

"But she is not as bad as you, and she is more polite than you."

Obito looked critical, "She is also a medical ninja, but she is not as bad as you, full of lies and teasing people."

"Ai?"

Lisa looked aggrieved, staring at her big innocent eyes and said, "Since when did I make fun of people? Are you still full of lies?"

"Do you think I'm an idiot?! Baga!"

Roaring Lord Obito went online again, "Did you do it on purpose? Ah?! You said that on purpose, and then used that god of death named Rukia to beat me up! You are too bad!"

"Haha, did you see it?"

"Bastard! Anyone who is not an idiot can see such an obvious thing?!"

"Huh? Rukia didn't see it, are you saying that Rukia is an idiot?"

Lisa laughed viciously.

In fact, Brother Tu, only you didn't see that we were acting to save you!

"you!"

Rustic, "Do you want to listen to me?!"

"Want to want."

Lisa took a piece of sushi for Obito, "Say it quickly, say it quickly."

Once the memory is opened, the heartache can't stop.Obito began to tell Lin's story, but omitted many details that might be exposed.

"So, what about the girl?"

Lisa asked knowingly.

Obito's eyes that were still shining with the light of stars dimmed instantly.

After a long silence, he slowly spit out a few words: "She is dead. In order to protect the village, she crashed into my teammate's ninjutsu."

"What a great man!"

Lisa sighed, "So you have to be good! Didn't she say that she will always watch you and watch you become a great hero. So, I think, even if she is gone, she must be watching somewhere , waiting for you to become a hero!"

Obito's body trembled, and the events of seven years ago appeared in front of his eyes.He looked down at his hand, only seeing blood red.

"I... I can't be a hero."

Obito was upset.

I don't know if Lin will be here, but it is certain that people will indeed go to another world after death.If this is the case, will Lin forgive herself for being like this?He killed the teacher himself, killed the teacher's wife, and even tried to destroy the village...

Will she forgive herself?She would rather commit suicide in order to protect the village!

At this moment, Obito panicked completely.

But in the next second, he heard something that made him panic even more.

"Hey! I said, if I can resurrect her, how will you repay me?"