It's too hard to be a salted fish

The world of Grim Reaper is solemn most of the time.Lisa followed Aizen, and looked all the way, her curiosity was still there, but she didn't like this place instinctively.

Everyone basically walks in silence.Most of the time in the magnificent Seireitei, it was quiet, which made Lisa, who was a little restless, feel depressed.

After walking for a while, the group finally arrived at the team building.

The Grim Reaper is very strict about rules, and he pays special attention to the upper and lower ranks, so even if the captain summons, Lisa and the others have to wait outside and wait for the pass to be allowed before they can enter.

Lisa doesn't know what's going on right now, she's only seen Shinigami a little bit, and she doesn't know if Ichigo and the others have come to Seireitei?

Obito's body was still trembling slightly.

The captain of the first team?Yamamoto Motoyanagisai Shigekuni?The strongest god of death?

On the way here, the captain's adjutant had already introduced them to them, and told them to follow the rules and not make the captain angry.

Obito was a little scared when he thought about the introduction of these people.

Could it be the legendary Lord of the Underworld?I heard that the most sinful people will go to hell, will I see Lin?By the way, how could Lin be so good to go to hell?The only one going to hell is yourself, right?

The heart that had been indifferent for many years suddenly became chaotic at this moment.

He really couldn't understand why the girl next to him could be so calm, isn't she afraid of death?Is there no concern in this world?But she is so kind to Kakashi and cares so much about Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, but why?Why? !Why come to such a place but look carefree?

Or……

Like herself, she is looking forward to seeing the person she misses here?

The passer came back soon, Lisa tidied up her clothes, and then followed the God of Death who led the way into the team building.

After entering the door, I felt that the formation was a bit scary.

Except for Jianba who just met, the other captains are also here?Wow, is that Byakuya?My husband is so handsome!Ah, Xiaobai is already the captain?Tsk tsk, Mrs. Zheng is so loving, I want to be his sister!

puff? !That squinting eye is Shi Yinwan?Haha, the squinting eyes of real people are so funny!

Wow, Miss Unohana is so pretty!Those eyes are so beautiful, God, my heart will melt!

Renji's hair quality is really good!Oops, I'm starting to think about Karin, she has red hair!

That's Uncle Chunshui, right?And the barrel head, the blind man, and the mask Kone Mayuri...

Wow!The white-haired Ukitake Toshiro is so gentle! emmmmm, why do you think of Kakashi?

A group of captains and deputy captains wanted to draw their knives and chop off the daring girl in front of them.Unscrupulous sizing, undisguised emotions, what does she think of them?Where is this place? !

Obito was sneering.

In a place where a group of powerful people stand, they are so casual. It seems that the family education of Di Yuan, the first family in the country of tea, is not very good!

"Cough", Yamamoto Liuyuanzhai Shigekuni coughed lightly, and said, "People from another world, why did you come here?"

Lisa looked at the black paint in Brother Ming's hand, and said, "To catch this thing."

Hei Jue was trembling.

The sacred aura here seemed to wash him away, making him instinctively terrified.

Yamamoto narrowed his eyes, "Recently there have been many visitors from other worlds, but you are the only ones received by this old man. Do you know why?"

Lisa tilted her head and thought for a while, then said with some uncertainty, "Because I... am cuter?"

"puff!"

Some people chuckled, but it was quickly wiped out by everyone.Mr. Yamamoto is solemn and majestic. It is impolite to laugh like this on such an occasion.

Yamamoto looked in the direction of the second team, frowned, but said nothing.

Omaeda Kichiyo shrank back unconsciously, feeling that he would have to explain later.

I really didn't laugh on purpose, but the mental retardation in front of me is really funny.

Yamamoto Motoyasa Shigekuni didn't want to waste any more time, he looked away and said in a deep voice, "The thing in that monster's hand exudes a very evil and gloomy aura. We feel that what happened recently may be related to this."

Lisa was a little dumbfounded, "Didn't we just get here? This thing has such a big impact?"

"Niri Mayuri, explain it to me."

The old man Yamamoto said: "This is the captain of the [-]th Division of Goutei [-]th Division Mayuri Mayuri, let him explain the situation to you."

Nirvana Yuri put on his ridiculous helmet and stepped out slowly.

At the same time, those hands with nail covers were still swinging enchantingly.

"You who fell from a different space have a different feeling from ours."

The great scientists in the soul world began to educate Lisa and Obito. Lisa listened with gusto, and Obito wanted to destroy the world.

What is it?I dont understand!What does this have to do with Heijue?

Heijue: No!I will not carry this pot!

Although I, Mama, can break the dimensional barrier, I can't!I did nothing!Captain, you are wronged!

"Is that why Captain Saraki appeared there?"

Lianji whispered: "Otherwise, how could he have found the travel disaster so quickly?"

Blue veins appeared on Jianba's forehead, and he said in a deep voice, "Do you want to fight?"

"boom!"

The old man Yamamoto knocked on the floor with a Zanpakuto that looked like a cane, and said, "Quiet."

Seeing Kenpachi and Renji shut their mouths at the same time, Lisa couldn't help sighing: Yamamoto is indeed the most powerful Shinigami!

"So that means..."

Lisa concluded, "Due to unknown reasons, the barriers of all circles were broken, so we came to your world? And because when the space barriers expire, objects will spread in the form of spirit particles, tsk...

It's amazing!Well, this is more in line with some physical conjectures.If something with a large mass requires a huge amount of energy to travel through time and space, theoretically it will be much harder than something with a small mass.If it is transmitted in the form of particles, ah, that is, the form of spirits that you say, then it will be relatively easy. "

She clapped her hands and said with a sigh: "Although the world is different, there are always similarities. There are always laws to be found in some things! Therefore, because we are broken down when we break through the barriers of time and space, the senses are delayed. Is it? But I think maybe you and us feel the time and space are different.

You see us in two time spaces.For example, what you see is us in the time and space one hour later, and we are the first to feel the time and space one hour ago.In other words, the time and space we see are still different.

Perhaps, this will cause the so-called sensory delay.But this is theoretically impossible, because time and space..."

What is she talking about? !

The eyes of the school dregs under the mask have become mosquito coils.At first he could understand, but the more he spoke, the more confused he became.Why do you and we see different time and space?What the hell is this? !

There are many others who have the same idea as him.

Dude, you are not alone.

Renji's brows were almost twitched into pimples, he just wanted to hit someone when he didn't understand this kind of words at all!

Oh Maeda listened with relish.I don't understand it, but it sounds great!

Nirvana Yuri was very surprised, "You seem to be mentally retarded, but unexpectedly smart, you are very good!"

Wow, I was praised by the great scientist!Lisa blushed, not because she was shy, but because she was excited, and said sincerely to Nie Yuli: "Thank you for speaking the truth, you are such a handsome man."

Nirvana Mayuri: I take back what I just said.

This is mentally handicapped!

"All in all, we preliminarily determined that the things in your pet's hands have a lot to do with the chaos of time and space.

"I'm not a pet."

Brother Ming, who had been the background board for a long time, couldn't bear this description, "We are partners."

As soon as the words came out, a group of people exclaimed, "It, it can speak!"

Komamura, captain of the Inner Court Guard of Division [-], who covered his dog's head with a wooden barrel, turned his head to look at Brother Ming from the left side.Seeing the calmness in his eyes, the way he didn't care about his appearance that is different from human beings made the Kotou Captain feel a little admiration.

"This is my psychic beast, his name is Brother Ming."

Lisa said: "The situation of life is diverse, so please don't insult him with such words, I am his companion."

Brother Ming licked his lips, and snorted lightly at Lisa's words, but the joy in his eyes seemed to overflow.

Apparently, Behemoth has a human heart too, and he likes the word companion.

Captain Kotou summed it up like this, and subconsciously looked at Kaname Tosen, the captain of Division [-].

The corners of the mouth under the barrel raised slightly.

Yes, don't be sad, I have my best friends too!

"So, can you tell me what this dark thing is?"

Yamamoto stared at the Heijue in Brother Ming's hand with a solemn expression.Obviously it was just a plain glance, but it made Heijue feel like he was seen through.

"This..."

Lisa's mind started racing.

Originally, she wanted to use the matter of Heijue to explain why they came to the God of Death Realm, but now it seems that this is unnecessary.However, keeping this thing Heijue is a disaster, but it seems that this thing can't kill him.Don't you see, did Naruto just seal him?Therefore, if you want to stop this scourge, it seems that you still have to follow the version I made up before.

"Actually, I don't know what it is."

Lisa said slowly: "We are ninjas."

She raised her hand slightly, and a sky blue windmill was spinning in her hand.The faint whine of the windmill reminded those present that this thing was actually spinning quite fast, and if it exploded, it would be terrifying.

Is it the power of another world?It's really interesting!

Obito's pupils shrank slightly: She didn't get a seal just now, didn't she?Is it her unique technique?

"Hey... As you can see, this is the power that people in our world have. And this thing... Actually, I don't know what it is, but as a sentient ninja, I feel it from it. An extremely evil breath. I have read some strange novels, and I always feel that this is something similar to a demon."

"So I caught him with my little princess."

Brother Ming is also a liar, and he is better than Lisa at running trains with his mouth full.He licked his lips and said, "There are psychic beasts in our world, and I am the divine beast guarding Yinyue Mountain. I have a strong sense of evil. We discovered this thing by accident. Although we don't know what it is, our intuition tell me……"

Brother Ming released a murderous look from his vertical pupils, "It must be solved! Otherwise it will bring disaster to the world!"

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Little Theater: After Lisa Disappears

Three generations: Kakashi, what do you mean by disappearing out of thin air?

Kakashi: Lisa was captured by that poop face who knows time and space ninjutsu.

Naruto: Nine Lamas, go save people!

Nine Lamas: If you dare to snatch Lao Tzu's oily tofu, you'll have to wait with a poop face!

Obito: I'm not a poop face!This is the whirlpool face!

Xianglin: I'm sorry, you don't look like our tribe.

Kakashi: Now is not the time to worry about these things, shit face, give Lisa back to me!

Obito: Idiot Kakashi, my heart is empty!

Kakashi: Shit face, give me back Lisa! !Otherwise, I will really empty you out!

PS: Reaper only watched it once, it was many years ago, I forgot about the plot, I went to make up the episode again yesterday, after watching a few episodes, I couldn’t help but fell asleep... Hey, if there is a discrepancy, don’t worry about it ha!