It's too hard to be a salted fish

Kakashi has been feeling pretty good lately.Fewer nightmares and a lot better mental state.And because of the magic blood stone, after the chakra that is always consumed is replenished, he can practice like he did when he was young.

Lisa is a great partner.Although he is young and his brain circuit is a bit abnormal, he is quite reliable.Every time after practicing, she will heal herself, and she even provides meals after practicing.

He felt that he couldn't eat other people's things for free, so he gave Lisa his passbook.Lisa held the passbook and felt it was as heavy as a thousand catties.

Unexpected, unexpected...

She looked up at the sky, tears slowly dripping down the corners of her eyes.

Kakashi was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "I, I'm just embarrassed to keep eating your food for nothing! I have a few passbooks, and this one has the most money in it, so I want to give it to you, so as not to burden you Too heavy."

"senior……"

Lisa lowered her head, with tears in her eyes, and suddenly she burst into tears, "Kai, Naruto, Karin, Yume, Kumi, and Bobo are all practicing together, but they never thought of this when they ate my food. Senior is indeed a gentle and meticulous person!"

Kakashi was dumbfounded.Just like that, you cry?Can you stop crying?People will misunderstand me and bully you!

"Ah! Senior, don't worry! If you can't find a wife in the future..."

Lisa had a heroic expression on her face, with her chest upright, her head held high, and her eyes looked deathly, "I will marry senior! Although senior is not my type, such a gentle senior must not be a single dog!"

What is this all about?

Kakashi looked up speechlessly.

He reached out and touched Lisa's head, and said, "Thank you so much, Lisa."

After speaking, he laughed.

Kakashi wouldn't take what the little devil said seriously, and what qualifications does an ominous person like him have to marry a wife and have children?

But stopping the water should be quite painful, right?With such an unresponsive child...

Lao Ka felt that it was necessary to help Zhishui, so he asked, "What kind of boy does Lisa like? Like Zhishui?"

Lisa tilted her head and thought for a long time, and finally said, "No, I don't like it. Such a delicate man is not my type."

"Then what do you like?"

Lisa blushed, and began to play with her two index fingers, and whispered: "Actually, I think Mr. Kai..."

"puff!"

Kakashi, who was drinking the blue medicine Lisa gave, sprayed it directly!

"and many more!"

Kakashi widened his eyes, "You, you like Kai?"

Although Kay is also a very good man, but Lisa...

Is it too strong for your taste?

"like."

Lisa whispered: "People like Mr. Kai are very reassuring at first glance. The muscles are really great! You can feel safe when you look at them! The most important thing is that they are ugly and have a low IQ. Knowing how to practice, such a man doesn’t have to worry about him going out to steal food.”

After finishing speaking, he rubbed the back of his head and laughed, "Actually, I don't like Mr. Kai, because I don't want to marry either! Men are big pigs, and marriage ruins life! But if you have to choose, Just choose someone like Mr. Kai, at least it’s more at ease.”

After finishing speaking, he nodded solemnly, "Sure enough, a man still needs some muscles to feel safe. Senior, you are too thin."

The height is almost 1 meters, not even 82 kg, too thin!

Kakashi wanted to say that he was lean, but he shut up immediately.

What's wrong with me?Is it also infected?What do you do to explain your figure to her as a kid?

Silently drank the blue medicine in his hand, thinking about his captain, silently lit a wax for him.

It seems that Lisa has no idea about love at all, and likes muscular men and idiots...

Captain, you have nothing to do with the two, you need to work harder!

Bobo who came to find Lisa to practice was struck by lightning on the spot!

Senior Lisa...

Like Kay?

No! !No!How can such an ugly monster be worthy of senior? !

"Ale? Bobo? Why did you run away again?"

Lisa noticed Bobo's breath, turned her head to look, but saw the little guy running away wiping the corners of his eyes.

"???What's wrong???"

Lisa was confused, "Why are you still crying?"

"spread……"

Kakashi looked up at the sky, "Probably because I don't have any muscles."

"Huh? Nani?"

Lisa frowned, "Speaking of which, Bobo is too thin, and that hairstyle... Well, I'll go to him next time and help him design a hairstyle."

Kakashi started looking at the sky again: Why is it always not on the same channel?

After a strange silence, Kakashi suddenly asked: "Hey, Lisa, when is your birthday?"

"I?"

Lisa just wanted to say that my birthday is in June, but then I thought, the original owner is Aries, so now my birthday should be April [-]st.

this day...

Thinking about the encounter between myself and the original owner, it was really stupid (entertaining) people.

"My birthday is April [-]st."

Lisa suddenly felt like a deflated ball, she squatted down and began to draw circles.

It's not a good birthday at all.I'm a long-sleeved and good at dancing twins, not an Aries talking to myself!

Kakashi recalled the day when he picked her up last year, and after thinking that no one had mentioned this matter this year, he walked up to Lisa, squatted down, touched the depressed little guy, and said, "I want to eat salted autumn." Swordfish? Make it for you, as birthday compensation."

"Ugh?"

Lisa looked up, confused, "Birthday compensation?"

"Konoha hasn't had a birthday since you came here, right?"

Kakashi's eyes turned into crescent moons, he touched Lisa's small head and said, "Didn't you say you wanted to eat salty saury last time? I'll make it for you as a belated birthday present."

"Really?"

Lisa's dog eyes were shining, and her saliva was about to flow down, "Mr. Kai said that the saury you cook is delicious. Let's go now!"

This is the character of wind and rain...

When Kakashi was pushed out of the practice field by the little girl, he couldn't help sighing: If he really chose Kai, it would be a disaster for Konoha, right?A simple little guy like this really needs to find a smarter man to be her husband!

"Nani?"

After taking a bite of saury, Lisa's face collapsed, "Is there only two? Senior, do you only make two of such delicious food? You are too stingy!"

Kakashi's dead fish eyes can only see the white of the eye.He swept away the piles of food scraps on the table, and couldn't help but said, "During the time I was cooking saury, you've already eaten five lunch boxes. If I make a lot, can I eat it?"

"Of course I can eat it!"

Lisa stared, "I can eat more than a dozen bowls of ramen in one go! There are only five lunch boxes, and I don't feel full at all!"

Kakashi looked at the ceiling of his own house, and said leisurely: "Your psychic skill is psychic to the vegetable market, is your stomach psychic to the pig? You have to eat so much for a meal, who can afford you in the future?"

"I have already channeled to the vegetable market. Isn't it easy to support myself?"

Lisa pouted, "Senior really has a poisonous tongue."

The young girl was white and clean, with a pink pout. This pout was obviously angry, but it was indescribably cute.Kakashi couldn't bear her expression, so he had to resign himself to his fate: "Hey hey hey! Got it, I'll make a few more for you, don't look at me like that, as if I bullied you."

Lisa smiled smugly.

Look!

Lao Ka was brought out of the darkness little by little by me, and shaped into a sunny youth!I am really good!

A sense of accomplishment emerged from his heart, and when it reached his eyes, it was an expression of "my family has a girl growing up", which made Kakashi feel a chill.

here we go again!here we go again!

Who will tell him that a kid who is eight years younger than him always looks at his son to see what he is going to do? !

After eating a few saury at Kakashi's house and sharing her bento, Lisa saw that it was getting late, so she got up to leave.

Soon the two little ghosts will be out of school, and they have to go home to prepare dinner.

Kakashi watched Lisa leave, watching her back disappear into the afterglow of the sunset, he slowly pulled down the mask, raised his lips and smiled, and murmured in a low voice: "Lisa, let's be happy like this! Look at You are so happy, I can also feel a little bit happy..."

Naruto is very happy.Although he also likes the elder sister Xiang Rin very much, but he always feels that his elder sister Lisa will be snatched away.But when he saw that his sister still slept with him at night, he felt more at ease.Xianglin, that big idiot, stopped coming to sleep with her after calling her sister a few times, she was so stupid!

Shannon: You're an idiot!You have a very cold chakra in your body, I don't want to sleep with you!

At night, Lisa put her hand on Naruto's stomach as usual, closed her eyes and concentrated, and soon a huge orange figure appeared in front of her eyes.

"Hey, Nine Lamas, long time no see."

Jiu Lama snorted coldly, "Oh? Do you still remember the old man?"

Lisa has been back for many days, but due to a lot of things, she postponed her visit to Lama Nine until today.This made Kyuubi very upset!

Sure enough, it's still for Naruto, right?What do you want to be friends with yourself?

Oh, it's all fake!

It's Nine Lamas... my heart is empty, and I won't believe in human beings anymore!

Feeling that the big fox was a little angry, Lisa was also a little sorry, touched her nose and said, "I'm sorry, I just came to see you today, don't be angry! I brought you your favorite fried tofu, and your favorite food Pudding, hey, and this, specially brought for you..."

Jiu Lama didn't want to talk to Lisa at first, but he was a little curious about what Lisa brought him.So, after taking a look, an angry voice suddenly resounded throughout the space, "Lisa Diyuan, this old man is going to kill you!"

"Ugh?"

Lisa hugged the shivering little Shiba Inu tightly in her arms, and said aggrievedly: "Although it's not a fox, you don't have to be so angry, right? Foxes and dogs are both canines, so don't worry about it!"

"What do you mean you brought a bitch over here?!"

Jiu Lama gritted his teeth angrily.Is this shameless woman's mind full of stuff? !I thought I brought something fun for myself!It turned out to be a little bitch!What's even more exaggerated is that he actually turned the puppy right at him, afraid that he might not be able to see the dog's gender!What the hell is this bastard thinking!

"Ugh."

Lisa touched Xiaoshiba in her arms, and said regretfully: "I asked sister Inuzuka Hana for this specially. Since you don't like Kurama, I'll keep it myself. Oh, let me tell you Ah... Jiu Lama, you have such a bad temper because you have been single for too long. Let me tell you, being single all the time will become a change, or you..."

"roll!!!!!"