It's too hard to be a salted fish

Chapter 31 I'm a Serious Ninja

Kakashi covered his forehead, "She also uses this to beat shrimp."

"..."

The Anbu trio fell silent collectively.

I have long heard that this princess Di Yuan is a bit funny, but seeing her today, the rumors are true.Is this more than a show?Simply retarded!

Going out, on a mission, actually wasting Chakra doing this kind of thing?

And with such a big battle, aren't you afraid of attracting enemies?

Kakashi sighed, and said quietly: "She is still a sentient ninja, so..."

Itachi and Tianzang were stunned for a moment and understood.

Feelings know that they are secretly protecting, so they are so arrogant?

Thinking about it this way, it's really a bit unbalanced!

They catch fish to eat fish, right?And what about them?But I can only squat on a tree and eat unpalatable Bingliang pills, how annoying!

After releasing a Shadowless Knife, the fish and shrimps in the river were all haloed.Lisa took out two net bags from the scroll, and said to Mengnv, who was already stunned by the bank, "Mengnv, what are you still doing? Come and catch fish!"

"Huh? Oh, oh..."

Meng Nu was in a daze, and he waited until the fish was caught before he slowly regained his senses.

then……

He is crazy!

Grabbing a net of fish, he ran to the camp and shouted: "My God! My God! Senior is too good! Senior is too good! Senior's ninjutsu is also very good! Look, these are all seniors Fish caught with ninjutsu!"

Hey, you don't think that Lisa's ninjutsu is amazing when you describe it like this!

Kakashi couldn't help but sneer.Also a bit of a headache.Why can't this kid do something serious with ninjutsu?

Lisa fished out a few oversized fish, put them in the scroll, picked up some river prawns, and then slowly returned to the camp. Seeing the dream girl jumping up and down there, she felt that she had to take out a Some momentum.

"Okay, dream girl, be quiet."

She pretended to be serious, "It's just a ninjutsu, there is no need to make such a fuss. If you want to learn, I can teach you too."

"Huh? Huh?"

Meng Nu's eyes widened, she couldn't believe her ears!

What did senior say just now?Willing to teach them ninjutsu?

Oh my God!

Senior is indeed the best person!

"senior!"

Meng Nu was crying, "Senior, you are so kind. From now on, I will make tea for you every day, cook for you, and give birth to you... Oh, no, I will also run errands for you. Anyway, I will Honor you like honoring your parents."

Lisa had veins on her forehead and punched her, "Idiot! Don't just give me seniority! I'm two years younger than you!"

With tears in his eyes, Jiumei came to the seat and said, "Senior, please send me in the future. I will honor you as I honor my elders!"

Bobo: Should I say something?Yes, but what should I say?Is it really hard to say such nasty words?How about I perform the splits for her?

"Me, me too... I'll perform for you..." Bobo's face was as red as a prawn, he really didn't have the courage to say such words!But if you are willing to teach yourself such a powerful ninjutsu, even if you don't have the wind attribute, you should appreciate it!

There is no need for Mengnv to describe it. He has already opened the Sharingan to see the big movement just now, okay?Such kindness should be appreciated.

never mind!

He took a deep breath, and did a split directly, "Me! I, Uchiha Bobo, will perform individual skills for you!"

"..."

Lisa stared at the sky speechlessly.

Are Uchiha people really mentally ill?

He shook his hands and said, "There's no need to do this, we are all companions! Okay, okay, let's cook and eat."

"Di Yuan-san."

Bobo blushed and whispered, "I think it's better for us to change places."

"Ah? Why?"

"There was too much movement just now, and I'm afraid it will attract some bad people. And, besides, it's better to eat Bingliang pills when eating in the wild."

Bobo reminded very tactfully.I was also a little worried that I would offend her.

But how did I know that Lisa waved her hand, "What are you afraid of? I am very strong! I don't want to eat such ghosts as Bingliang Wan!"

After speaking, he opened the scroll and poured out the pots, pans and seasonings from it, and said with a big smile, "This fish is so fresh, let's have a fish soup! Look, I brought out tofu kombu and mushrooms! "

Bobo's eyes widened, he couldn't believe his eyes!

Come out to do the mission and still bring these things?besides!How rich are you?So many storage scrolls?This thing is so expensive that ordinary ninjas don't have it, okay?

Kakashi tilted his head slightly, not daring to look at the scene.The upright Tianzang next to him has already started to complain, "Senior, is this Princess Di Yuan really a ninja?"

"Didn't she be trained before leaving the village?" Itachi was also incredulous, "Cooking smoke will attract others to peep, don't you understand this truth?"

"I don't think she doesn't understand."

Kakashi sighed, "It just doesn't matter."

"She is strong?"

Itachi asked: "The captain also thinks so?"

"Also? Has anyone else told you that as well?"

Itachi lowered his eyes and was silent for a while before saying, "Zhishui also said that."

"Well, she and Zhishui have also practiced a few times, right?"

Kakashi chuckled, "Anyway, Kai has to open six doors before he can fight her. And this is just a contest of physical skills. Recently... well, I heard that even opening six doors can only be barely resisted .”

Itachi was a little surprised.He had heard his father describe the power of the eight-door dunjia. It was a terrifying physical skill, and currently only Kai in Muye Village could open it to the sixth door. Will Liumenkai be suppressed?It seems that brother Zhishui is still his brother Zhishui, and has not become brother Zhishui in love!

After rubbing the ginger in the iron pan for a while, pour some oil, so that the fish will not stick to the bottom of the pan when it is fried.Lisa is skilled in her movements, and she looks like she does this kind of thing often.Meng Nu watched mesmerized from the side, and occasionally a little red cloud would appear on her face.

so what...

Senior looks so handsome when he cooks too!

The boiled fish soup is added with a little tofu, kelp, small river prawns, and mushrooms, and the taste becomes extremely delicious.The four of them sat in the field, happily fighting with the food, and their self-consciousness as ninjas had long since been thrown to the back of their heads.The three people in the dark were a little resentful, and even the youngest Itachi with a paralyzed face couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "Brother Zhishui also likes to grill fish in the wild, the two of them really resemble each other."

The words are very common, but they can't hide the resentment in my heart.Kakashi looked at his new subordinate, his mouth under the mask grinned silently and smiled.

Lisa is such a person who can easily challenge the nerves of others.She can easily resolve all superficial indifference, and she can always bring fireworks to the world with every move, just like every delicious meal carefully carved by her Qianqiansu, it is heart-warming.

Seeing the girl under the tree get up and look in his direction, Kakashi made a sign language, then jumped off the tree and chased the girl into the bushes.

"Can you feel the specific location?"

Tianzang only felt that this girl was becoming more and more terrifying...

"What did you call me for?"

The afternoon sunlight fell through the canopy and fell on the girl's body, forming dots of mottled light and shadow.The girl leaned against the big tree, and the slight wind caressed the green leaves. In the flickering light and darkness, the girl's face gave people a dreamy and lazy feeling.

Like a sleepy kitten.

This is how Kakashi feels at the moment.

Not at all like a ninja.

Lisa didn't know what Baimao was thinking, she was a little drowsy right now.

Yawning, he casually took out a wooden box from the scroll and said, "Here, here it is for you."

Kakashi was a little surprised.After receiving the wooden box from Lisa, I opened it and saw that there were various kinds of rice balls inside, and I felt a warm feeling in my heart.

"Lisa, you really know how to take care of people."

"You've been much happier recently!"

Lisa also smiled and said: "That's right, Hatake-san."

"You can still call me Kakashi."

Kakashi did not have the self-consciousness of the captain, and took the lead in picking up a laver floss rice ball and ate it.

"I just figured out a little bit of the problem, and I'm willing to try something."

Kakashi swallowed the rice ball, and suddenly said: "Thanks to Lisa, otherwise..."

"It's great if you can figure it out, senior."

Lisa interrupted him, "You are eight years older than me, it's a bit too casual to call you by your name directly, let's call you senior from now on."

As he said that, he took out a bunch of red and blue medicines, "Do you have storage scrolls? These medicines are for you, and we must hurry up!"

Kakashi froze for a moment, then suddenly smiled, "So you remember that you were on a mission."

"It goes without saying!"

Lisa pulled the Konoha forehead guard on her arm, "I'm a serious ninja, of course I know the importance of the task."

Kakashi stared at a dead fish eye. Although he didn't say anything, Lisa felt an inexplicable discomfort.

"I just want to take a few children who have never been out of the village to look around first."

Lisa glared at Kakashi, trying to find a reason that she didn't even believe.

Kakashi nodded, "Hey hey hey! I see, you don't need to explain."

As he spoke, he raised the wooden box in his hand, "Then thank you Princess Sama for the rice balls!"

As he spoke, he jumped onto a big tree with his lunch box in his hand. When he turned his head to look at Lisa, the dead fish eye exposed outside had been bent into a crescent moon, "My lord princess, you are such a gentle person."

"hateful!"

Lisa felt that Kakashi was mocking herself.Sure enough, no matter what period this dead fish is from, the nature of this poisonous tongue and black belly will not change!I saw a ghost and actually believed the analysis of the fans of the later generations: Kakashi in the Anbu period was the darkest and most vulnerable...

To hell!The fact that this man can become Hokage alive is enough to prove the strength of his mind!I will never feed him chicken soup again!

Lisa pouted and walked back to the camp, and saw that the little ghosts had cleaned up the pots and pans, so she put everything into the scroll, then took out a bunch of small bottles of red and blue medicines, and said, "Now, start distributing the medicines. Ten bottles per person, five bottles of red and blue each. Mengnu, please tell Bobo how to use and use this thing.”

After a pause, he continued: "Let's talk while walking! There's no time to relax! Yumeno, Jiumi, show your momentum! Hokage-sama said that you will arrive at your destination within three days! Let's go!"

"Ale?! Senior! Why didn't you say it earlier?!!!"

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