It's too hard to be a salted fish
Chapter 26 Philosophy is online
Kakashi's dead fish eyes have popped out several times today.But he feels that this is not his limit, and today he can still break through!
Naruto?Did the little guy who was mischievous all day long and cried secretly have such deep thinking?
He subconsciously looked at Lisa.I saw the corner of the other party's mouth slightly raised, looking at Naruto as if looking at his own child.
Su Bai's hand lightly landed on Naruto's head, and the innocent and gentle voice of a child sounded, "Practice what you have learned. Naruto, you have observed carefully and summed it up very well."
Pushing the bowl in his hand towards Naruto, "Observation and thinking are important, but today is New Year's Eve, so we must learn to relax properly. Now, as I said, you must learn to calm down when practicing swords, but usually Learn to relax too."
His fingers lightly scratched Naruto's nose again, "Okay, my little philosopher, it's time to eat now."
Naruto said I think so too.But since he learned swordsmanship, in order to understand the heart and intent of the sword, he first chose to remain silent, and after a year of ideological education by Sister Lisa, he learned to observe again.
Now, he is used to observing, used to being silent.Although I also feel a little uncomfortable like this, but when I feel uncomfortable, go to practice crazily and shout at the mountain stream to feel comfortable.
How can things that have formed a habit be changed?And, the benefits are obvious.Now the classmates in the class are much less hostile to him, and even ask him some questions.
Naruto enjoys this feeling of helping others, which is everyone's recognition of him, so he doesn't want to go back to the past at all.Besides, it's fun to think and watch, isn't it?
Kakashi saw all this in his eyes and knew it in his heart.
It turned out that Lisa taught it.
He is a person who is good at teaching children!
Zhishui didn't come, but there are a few big eaters here, so they are not afraid that they will not be able to eat.As Kakashi said, Kai's appetite was horribly voracious now.Not to mention Naruto, who can eat already, his appetite is even more amazing now, and it is not a problem to eat five or six bowls of ramen casually.
After a meal, everyone ate very happily.After Kakashi and Kai drank a glass of Tusu wine, they switched to beer.Sure enough, beer is still necessary to eat hot pot, only this is the best match.
There was no beer at home, but Kakashi moved faster. With a "whoosh" he fled away, and with a "whoosh" he escaped back again.
There were as many as six cans of beer in his hand. It seemed that he really planned to relax today.
"Dangdangdang!"
Lisa brought out a plate of soba noodles, "Although I know everyone is full, it is a tradition to eat soba noodles on New Year's Eve! Come, one bite per person, longevity and good luck!"
Kakashi frowned, took the soba noodles from Lisa's hand and said to Kai, "Cheer up! These are the soba noodles that Lisa specially made for us."
"But people who eat soba all the time don't see much longevity."
Naruto frowned, "So this is a false proposition."
Lisa regretted it a little.
In order for Naruto to calm down and learn things, and sharpen his frizzy temperament, I instilled some things from later generations into him.It's all right now, quiet is quiet, but it's not cute anymore!
He twisted Naruto's ears, and said with a gloomy face, "Do you understand blessings? Blessings! Smile for me, don't be so serious, teaching you dialectics doesn't make you a piece of wood without emotion!"
Naruto grinned.
Kakashi's mouth twitched.
It's a fake smile.
Lisa raised her forehead.
She seems to have played Naruto badly.
Forget it, that's fine.Thinking a lot is never a bad thing.
The four of them finished eating the soba noodles one by one, and the fireworks started to go off outside.
Every New Year's Konoha will set off fireworks, which can be regarded as a grand event of the year.
Lisa took out a red paper bag, handed it to Naruto and said, "Take it."
"elder sister?"
Naruto looked puzzled.
"Yo Xi!"
Kai laughed loudly, "I really miss it! I used to get おNianyu (lucky money) on New Year's Eve, but it's a pity..."
As if thinking of his father, Kai, who is always cheerful, blinked his eyes slightly, and then laughed again: "But we are all adults! So, Kakashi, how about it? Shall we also express, also How about giving Naruto an お年玉?"
"Well, I think it can."
Kakashi said: "Businessmen in the New Year are especially looking forward to children, and they will launch many novel gadgets. I'm afraid it's not enough for Lisa to give おNianyu alone."
As he spoke, he took out his purse, took out 2 taels from it, and put it on the table, "Happy New Year, Naruto."
Kai laughed loudly, "I'll give [-], and it must surpass Kakashi."
Naruto opened his mouth, as if he couldn't believe that he would get the おNianyu on New Year's Eve, and it was three copies!
The blue eyes were covered with mist.No matter how much he meditates and restrains himself, he is only six years old after all.Faced with this sudden warmth, Zhizhi's cry suddenly turned into crying again.
Kakashi felt guilty.
Sure enough, he is not such a waste, Naruto should not be so painful, right?Thinking that Lisa is now by Naruto's side, taking on the role of the eldest sister, he feels lucky again.
Fortunately, not everyone is as good-for-nothing as he is; and not everyone has to care about the opinions of the elders. Ji-kun of the Ogihara family can take care of Naruto unscrupulously.
Fireworks illuminate the dark Konoha Village, drawing brilliant colors in the sky.
All the people are smiling and enjoying the happy New Year atmosphere.Naruto ran around with his lucky money, doing all kinds of shopping, very happy.
Over the past year, the villagers have almost regarded Naruto as Ogiwara Risa's younger brother.Ogiwara Lisa's medical skills are excellent, and she is valued by the three generations of adults, and she has a good relationship with Shisui from the Uchiha family. With such a background, these villagers dare not humiliate Naruto at will.
Not to mention, that kid has already attended the ninja school, and I heard that his grades are not bad, and his sword skills are even more amazing.Such a person, if nothing else happens, will definitely become a powerful ninja in the future.Therefore, the previous method of dealing with Naruto will not work.
Although the disgust still exists, they all choose "forbearance".
In fact, this is also easy to understand.There is a huge gap between ninjas and civilians. Even in the original book, these villagers have never dared to bully Naruto since they graduated from Naruto Ninja School.The truth is here.
After walking around the street, Naruto was also tired after enjoying the fun of shopping.After all, as a child, his physical strength is not that good, and he cannot keep vigil like an adult.Saying goodbye to Kakashi and others, Lisa took Naruto home.
Naruto already had a nest at Lisa's house, and occasionally he would live in Lisa's house.Today's New Year's Eve, Lisa will naturally not let the little guy go home alone to face loneliness.Moreover, I just heard from Kakashi that ordinary people can only perceive the breath of Chakra, and those who can perceive the warmth and coldness of Chakra like myself should belong to a special talent.
If he remembered correctly, the people of the Uzumaki Clan did possess such abilities.So, after hearing these words, Lisa had some ideas.
I wanted to wait a little longer, but if I could reconcile with Kurama early, Naruto wouldn't have to suffer so much!
So she wondered, wait for Naruto to fall asleep today to see if she can communicate with Jiu Lama.It's a life-and-death relationship, so don't be arrogant!
As for the surveillance of the third generation?Liza was not so afraid now.Now she is super perceptive, if the third generation uses the telescope technique to spy, she can detect it.In this way, things become simpler.
Back home, Lisa gave Naruto a bath and then made fried tofu.
Naruto was very curious and asked, "Sister, are you hungry again?"
"I want to make some fried tofu, shall we have hot pot tomorrow?"
"it is good."
Now that there are no outsiders around, Naruto's expression is not as serious as before.No matter how cool he is on the outside, he's just a kid to Lisa.
He touched his new pajamas, his eyes were curved, and he smiled happily, "Sister, when I become a ninja and earn money, I will buy a lot of beautiful clothes for my sister."
Lisa touched Naruto's little head, and said with a smile: "Well, there is also Yile's ramen, and my sister likes it too. When Naruto gets the first mission reward, please treat my sister to eat ramen."
Naruto stretched out his little finger, "Well, I'm hooking up with my sister. When I finish the first task, I will treat my sister to eat a lot of ramen!"
"Pull the hook."
Lisa smiled, "I remember everything, don't forget it then!"
As he said that, he pinched Naruto's little face and couldn't help admiring, "My Odoudou is really cute! Well, let's sleep together today!"
"Oh?" Naruto was a little surprised, "Sister, why? It hurts!"
Naruto covered his head, pursed his lips and muttered, "My sister poked my forehead again."
"We haven't grown up yet, and we have no parents, so wouldn't it be better to sleep together on New Year's Eve?"
Lisa curled her lips, "Okay, okay, go to sleep, I'll be here later."
Naruto nodded.Although the little face has regained its seriousness, there is a little joy in my heart.
That means they really are family.Only siblings can be so close, right?
Naruto went to sleep, and Lisa also moved.There is tofu at home. Now you only need to deep-fry the whole piece of tofu, hollow out the middle, and then fill in duck meat, sea bream, fungus, ginkgo, eggs, kelp, etc., tie the mouth tightly, and cook with wine.
This kind of fried tofu is called "shajin tofu".In this world full of sairou oil tofu, it would be an eye-opener for Jiu Lama, right?
Thanks to the work in her previous life, she had the opportunity to go to Japan. After tasting this deep-fried tofu by chance, she asked the maker how it was made.
Now, it's just right to use it against Nine Lamas!Anyway, foxes love fried tofu.Even if it has nine tails, isn't it still a fox?
After some busy work, Lisa put the fried tofu into the game space, then quietly came to the room, and saw that Naruto was fast asleep, and lay down cautiously. , and then touched Naruto's stomach with one hand, closed his eyes and concentrated his mind, the world in front of him suddenly changed...
Naruto?Did the little guy who was mischievous all day long and cried secretly have such deep thinking?
He subconsciously looked at Lisa.I saw the corner of the other party's mouth slightly raised, looking at Naruto as if looking at his own child.
Su Bai's hand lightly landed on Naruto's head, and the innocent and gentle voice of a child sounded, "Practice what you have learned. Naruto, you have observed carefully and summed it up very well."
Pushing the bowl in his hand towards Naruto, "Observation and thinking are important, but today is New Year's Eve, so we must learn to relax properly. Now, as I said, you must learn to calm down when practicing swords, but usually Learn to relax too."
His fingers lightly scratched Naruto's nose again, "Okay, my little philosopher, it's time to eat now."
Naruto said I think so too.But since he learned swordsmanship, in order to understand the heart and intent of the sword, he first chose to remain silent, and after a year of ideological education by Sister Lisa, he learned to observe again.
Now, he is used to observing, used to being silent.Although I also feel a little uncomfortable like this, but when I feel uncomfortable, go to practice crazily and shout at the mountain stream to feel comfortable.
How can things that have formed a habit be changed?And, the benefits are obvious.Now the classmates in the class are much less hostile to him, and even ask him some questions.
Naruto enjoys this feeling of helping others, which is everyone's recognition of him, so he doesn't want to go back to the past at all.Besides, it's fun to think and watch, isn't it?
Kakashi saw all this in his eyes and knew it in his heart.
It turned out that Lisa taught it.
He is a person who is good at teaching children!
Zhishui didn't come, but there are a few big eaters here, so they are not afraid that they will not be able to eat.As Kakashi said, Kai's appetite was horribly voracious now.Not to mention Naruto, who can eat already, his appetite is even more amazing now, and it is not a problem to eat five or six bowls of ramen casually.
After a meal, everyone ate very happily.After Kakashi and Kai drank a glass of Tusu wine, they switched to beer.Sure enough, beer is still necessary to eat hot pot, only this is the best match.
There was no beer at home, but Kakashi moved faster. With a "whoosh" he fled away, and with a "whoosh" he escaped back again.
There were as many as six cans of beer in his hand. It seemed that he really planned to relax today.
"Dangdangdang!"
Lisa brought out a plate of soba noodles, "Although I know everyone is full, it is a tradition to eat soba noodles on New Year's Eve! Come, one bite per person, longevity and good luck!"
Kakashi frowned, took the soba noodles from Lisa's hand and said to Kai, "Cheer up! These are the soba noodles that Lisa specially made for us."
"But people who eat soba all the time don't see much longevity."
Naruto frowned, "So this is a false proposition."
Lisa regretted it a little.
In order for Naruto to calm down and learn things, and sharpen his frizzy temperament, I instilled some things from later generations into him.It's all right now, quiet is quiet, but it's not cute anymore!
He twisted Naruto's ears, and said with a gloomy face, "Do you understand blessings? Blessings! Smile for me, don't be so serious, teaching you dialectics doesn't make you a piece of wood without emotion!"
Naruto grinned.
Kakashi's mouth twitched.
It's a fake smile.
Lisa raised her forehead.
She seems to have played Naruto badly.
Forget it, that's fine.Thinking a lot is never a bad thing.
The four of them finished eating the soba noodles one by one, and the fireworks started to go off outside.
Every New Year's Konoha will set off fireworks, which can be regarded as a grand event of the year.
Lisa took out a red paper bag, handed it to Naruto and said, "Take it."
"elder sister?"
Naruto looked puzzled.
"Yo Xi!"
Kai laughed loudly, "I really miss it! I used to get おNianyu (lucky money) on New Year's Eve, but it's a pity..."
As if thinking of his father, Kai, who is always cheerful, blinked his eyes slightly, and then laughed again: "But we are all adults! So, Kakashi, how about it? Shall we also express, also How about giving Naruto an お年玉?"
"Well, I think it can."
Kakashi said: "Businessmen in the New Year are especially looking forward to children, and they will launch many novel gadgets. I'm afraid it's not enough for Lisa to give おNianyu alone."
As he spoke, he took out his purse, took out 2 taels from it, and put it on the table, "Happy New Year, Naruto."
Kai laughed loudly, "I'll give [-], and it must surpass Kakashi."
Naruto opened his mouth, as if he couldn't believe that he would get the おNianyu on New Year's Eve, and it was three copies!
The blue eyes were covered with mist.No matter how much he meditates and restrains himself, he is only six years old after all.Faced with this sudden warmth, Zhizhi's cry suddenly turned into crying again.
Kakashi felt guilty.
Sure enough, he is not such a waste, Naruto should not be so painful, right?Thinking that Lisa is now by Naruto's side, taking on the role of the eldest sister, he feels lucky again.
Fortunately, not everyone is as good-for-nothing as he is; and not everyone has to care about the opinions of the elders. Ji-kun of the Ogihara family can take care of Naruto unscrupulously.
Fireworks illuminate the dark Konoha Village, drawing brilliant colors in the sky.
All the people are smiling and enjoying the happy New Year atmosphere.Naruto ran around with his lucky money, doing all kinds of shopping, very happy.
Over the past year, the villagers have almost regarded Naruto as Ogiwara Risa's younger brother.Ogiwara Lisa's medical skills are excellent, and she is valued by the three generations of adults, and she has a good relationship with Shisui from the Uchiha family. With such a background, these villagers dare not humiliate Naruto at will.
Not to mention, that kid has already attended the ninja school, and I heard that his grades are not bad, and his sword skills are even more amazing.Such a person, if nothing else happens, will definitely become a powerful ninja in the future.Therefore, the previous method of dealing with Naruto will not work.
Although the disgust still exists, they all choose "forbearance".
In fact, this is also easy to understand.There is a huge gap between ninjas and civilians. Even in the original book, these villagers have never dared to bully Naruto since they graduated from Naruto Ninja School.The truth is here.
After walking around the street, Naruto was also tired after enjoying the fun of shopping.After all, as a child, his physical strength is not that good, and he cannot keep vigil like an adult.Saying goodbye to Kakashi and others, Lisa took Naruto home.
Naruto already had a nest at Lisa's house, and occasionally he would live in Lisa's house.Today's New Year's Eve, Lisa will naturally not let the little guy go home alone to face loneliness.Moreover, I just heard from Kakashi that ordinary people can only perceive the breath of Chakra, and those who can perceive the warmth and coldness of Chakra like myself should belong to a special talent.
If he remembered correctly, the people of the Uzumaki Clan did possess such abilities.So, after hearing these words, Lisa had some ideas.
I wanted to wait a little longer, but if I could reconcile with Kurama early, Naruto wouldn't have to suffer so much!
So she wondered, wait for Naruto to fall asleep today to see if she can communicate with Jiu Lama.It's a life-and-death relationship, so don't be arrogant!
As for the surveillance of the third generation?Liza was not so afraid now.Now she is super perceptive, if the third generation uses the telescope technique to spy, she can detect it.In this way, things become simpler.
Back home, Lisa gave Naruto a bath and then made fried tofu.
Naruto was very curious and asked, "Sister, are you hungry again?"
"I want to make some fried tofu, shall we have hot pot tomorrow?"
"it is good."
Now that there are no outsiders around, Naruto's expression is not as serious as before.No matter how cool he is on the outside, he's just a kid to Lisa.
He touched his new pajamas, his eyes were curved, and he smiled happily, "Sister, when I become a ninja and earn money, I will buy a lot of beautiful clothes for my sister."
Lisa touched Naruto's little head, and said with a smile: "Well, there is also Yile's ramen, and my sister likes it too. When Naruto gets the first mission reward, please treat my sister to eat ramen."
Naruto stretched out his little finger, "Well, I'm hooking up with my sister. When I finish the first task, I will treat my sister to eat a lot of ramen!"
"Pull the hook."
Lisa smiled, "I remember everything, don't forget it then!"
As he said that, he pinched Naruto's little face and couldn't help admiring, "My Odoudou is really cute! Well, let's sleep together today!"
"Oh?" Naruto was a little surprised, "Sister, why? It hurts!"
Naruto covered his head, pursed his lips and muttered, "My sister poked my forehead again."
"We haven't grown up yet, and we have no parents, so wouldn't it be better to sleep together on New Year's Eve?"
Lisa curled her lips, "Okay, okay, go to sleep, I'll be here later."
Naruto nodded.Although the little face has regained its seriousness, there is a little joy in my heart.
That means they really are family.Only siblings can be so close, right?
Naruto went to sleep, and Lisa also moved.There is tofu at home. Now you only need to deep-fry the whole piece of tofu, hollow out the middle, and then fill in duck meat, sea bream, fungus, ginkgo, eggs, kelp, etc., tie the mouth tightly, and cook with wine.
This kind of fried tofu is called "shajin tofu".In this world full of sairou oil tofu, it would be an eye-opener for Jiu Lama, right?
Thanks to the work in her previous life, she had the opportunity to go to Japan. After tasting this deep-fried tofu by chance, she asked the maker how it was made.
Now, it's just right to use it against Nine Lamas!Anyway, foxes love fried tofu.Even if it has nine tails, isn't it still a fox?
After some busy work, Lisa put the fried tofu into the game space, then quietly came to the room, and saw that Naruto was fast asleep, and lay down cautiously. , and then touched Naruto's stomach with one hand, closed his eyes and concentrated his mind, the world in front of him suddenly changed...
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