It's too hard to be a salted fish
Chapter 20 Playing games, I am a professional
Where the sun casts shadows.
Danzo thought that he was rooted in the dark roots, but he never thought that the withering of a big tree starts from the roots first.
He has long forgotten the teachings of the second generation because of his selfish desires, he has artificially created many tragedies, and has also established many enemies for Konoha.
The third generation has long realized that something is wrong, but as he is getting older, he is no longer the hero who challenged the other four countries, and has become hesitant and emotional.
Fortunately, the old man is not confused to the end.Seeing that the Uchihas are all settled down, so I plan to disband Root.
Of course, ordinary people cannot participate in these high-level affairs, but it is foreseeable that Mr. Danzo, who has lost some rights, can at least settle down for a while.
Besides, Lisa, after practicing with Kai for a day, when she got home, she felt that her bones were about to fall apart.
Kai is really amazing, he deserves to be the man who almost kicked the finale.Endurance, perseverance, and physical skills are all superb!
In the following practice, Lisa also reduced the use of ninjutsu.Her biggest problem now is that her body is too fragile to withstand the long-term leveling, so in order to make up for this shortcoming, she feels that she should try not to use ninjutsu when practicing sparring with Kai in the future.
How can you be a salted fish without a good physical foundation?
Take out the snow ginseng in the game, I must make up for it tonight, so let's make a snow ginseng chicken soup to drink.
Taking advantage of the gap between the stewed chicken soup, Lisa planned to conduct an experiment.
Just when she put the snow ginseng into the pot, she suddenly had a big brain hole.Since taking the red and blue medicine can replenish physical strength, can it also play the role of a medicinal bath when used in a bath?
Lisa is a person who thinks and does.So, I immediately took the red and blue medicines, sun water and snow ginseng from the game space.After pouring all her brains into the bathtub, Lisa was full of confidence in her brain hole when she watched the color of the water gradually turn purple, and when the snow ginseng fell to the bottom of the bathtub and slowly floated up again!
Such a luxurious feeling is in line with my salted fish temperament!This medicated bath must be useful!
It's not uncommon for farts to catch fire in this world.Obviously, Lisa really became the Emperor Lisa once she traveled through Africa, and she was really fooled.
After soaking in the bathtub for a short while, Lisa felt that her fatigue was gone, and her condition was actually better than when she went out in the morning!
Now she feels like she can hit five Kai!
In this world of supermen, Lisa feels that the unit of measurement of strength should be based on "Kai", after all, this is a person who almost kicked Rokudo Madara to death!
It will take time for the chicken soup to be stewed. Taking advantage of this gap, Lisa will cook tomorrow's meals again.Her appetite was getting bigger and bigger, and she decided when she just took a bath: let the shadow clone go to work from now on.
It is a fool not to have "disadvantages".She doesn't want to be a fool, so she cooks a lot of meals every day, including Kai's food, so that she can find someone to practice with confidence!
After having a delicious meal, Lisa plans to go out for a walk.
Going for a walk after dinner is something she has been insisting on doing.Although I practiced for a day today, my mental state is not bad now, so let's go out to digest food.
Strolling all the way to the downtown area, Lisa's mood brightened as she watched the crowded streets.
that's nice!
Shisui was rescued by her, and the Uchihas stopped making trouble, and there is hope for me to be a salted fish!
Strolling around, I found that although this Muye Village is not as entertaining as the world she came to, there are still many interesting things.
For example, there is a goldfish fishing stall not far away.There were quite a few people gathered in front of the booth, and it looked lively.
Lisa had often seen this kind of small game in anime before, so she also thought of giving it a try.She walked to the booth, looked at the price list, and said, "Boss, give me the tools!"
Paper nets and bowls for goldfish were handed over.Lisa took it and looked at the various goldfish in the basin with confidence.
She is an old driver who has played all kinds of computer games.With nimble fingers and quick response, isn't it easy to catch a few goldfish?
Aim for a goldfish with well-developed sarcomas and a full red color!
Shot fast, ruthless, accurate!
Get the best of the best!
The operation was as fierce as a tiger, and then regained consciousness, the stall owner's smiling face magnified in front of his eyes, "Chenghui 100 taels."
Lisa's face was flushed red!
She fished goldfish twelve times once, and she broke ten paper nets, but the harvest was "zero".
This is unbearable!
The dignified program ape can't do a few goldfish? !
I do not believe!I'll do it a few more times!
"Chenghui 300 taels! Ninja-sama is really generous!"
"Damn it! Come again!"
Lisa is annoyed!
In school is a top student, after school is a king!
Being a human being in two lives, there is nothing technical that can stump her!
If you can't get it now, it means that the gold krypton is not enough!
He took out 1000 taels of silver, "Get me 100 directly!"
The stall owner smiled so hard that he couldn't see his teeth.
Met a big fool today!
This kind of gambler and unlucky person is his favorite!And today is just an ordinary day, this kind of entertainment is the best business only in summer festivals.
And right now...
The stall owner looked at Lisa and smiled very kindly.
Today's business depends on her!
He warmly made a cup of tea and handed it to Lisa, "Master Ninja, take your time, don't worry! Have a sip of tea before continuing!"
"No, I won't drink! I don't believe I can't catch fish!"
Lisa snatched the paper net from the booth, and aimed at the first piece of plain red blue gold with a savage attack.
The fish made ripples in his hand, and the goldfish with a huge head was spitting bubbles, as if mocking Lisa.
"Dead fish! How dare you underestimate me!"
Lisa's temper has risen!While everyone was exclaiming, a shadow clone was separated on the spot, and roared: "Xiaomian! I must catch you!"
"Master Ninja, Master Ninja!"
The boss was shocked, "You are breaking the rules! You are not allowed to use ninjutsu when fishing for goldfish! This is a rule set by the first generation of adults! Don't make it difficult for me! Otherwise, I will give you a fish!"
"Idiot! If I bought it, why should I still fish?! Isn't that the fun of fishing for goldfish?!"
Lisa shook off the stall owner and held her hand, released the shadow clone, and pouted, "If you don't use ninjutsu, you don't need ninjutsu! I don't believe I can't catch this damn Suchi today!"
Kakashi in the dark looked at the sky speechlessly.
really……
No matter how calm and calm you are, you're just pretending, right?Obviously a child!
After watching Ogiwara Lisa's battle today using the telescope technique, the third generation asked him to observe secretly again.
Kakashi didn't know exactly what Hokage wanted to do.But he could more or less guess what Hokage-sama was thinking.
Such talents are really a waste in the medical department.Perhaps for him to observe is to observe Lisa's sense of belonging to Konoha and other talents.
Perhaps, Hokage-sama still wants her to enter Anbu?
Looking at Lisa Ogiwara, who was shrouded in orange lights, and her vivid eyes, for some reason, Kakashi rejected his speculation.
Ogiwara Lisa has been known as a genius since she was a child, and grew up with countless praises.However, like herself, she lost everything in the end while bearing the reputation of being a genius.
The only difference is: she was not overwhelmed by her own darkness, she still walked in the sunshine.
Such a person should not enter Anbu again, it will completely defeat her.
Kakashi didn't know Lisa very well, although he rescued the girl.But just like killing people, saving people is just his job, Ogiwara Lisa is no different from others.
but……
At this moment, Kakashi suddenly became a little concerned about his speculation.
People who have finally walked back to the sun should not come to Anbe, right?
"hateful!!"
Fine beads of sweat had already formed on Lisa's smooth forehead, and her face was flushed red from the excitement she couldn't ask for.
how can that be possible? !She is such a top-notch person that she really can't deal with a small fish?
Another hundred paper nets went down, and the harvest was still "zero".
Angrily, he grabbed out his wallet and took out another 1000 taels, "Come again!"
The boss almost died laughing!
The aura of this girl is really nostalgic!
There used to be such a beautiful girl in the village...
pity……
Thinking of the big fat sheep, the boss smacked his lips regretfully, and gave Lisa another [-] paper nets, smiling all over his face, "Thank you for your patronage."
"I fish!"
"Yo ho! Where are you running!"
Lisa's mouth began to form lines.
Everyone loves to yell when performing ninjutsu, and there must be a reason for that!In this world, calling out the name of a move will definitely increase your strength and luck!
Um!It must be so!Just look at mine!
"Ninja method: the art of catching fish with thousands of hands! Hohohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
"Immortal Technique: The Technique of Fine Steel Spearfish! Damn it, why can't I catch it!"
"Haha! Nisan, look at that guy, he is so stupid! He is a ninja but he can't even fish for goldfish!"
A very beating voice sounded in her ears, and Lisa, who was already annoyed, had blue veins on her forehead.She followed the prestige and said angrily, "Who?! Who is laughing at... Alas? Alas? Zhishui?"
And Itachi and Erzhu?How did they come here?
Zhishui looked at the sweaty Lisa and couldn't help but smile, "Good evening, Lisa!"
After a pause, he continued: "This is my friend Uchiha Itachi, and this is his younger brother Sasuke. Sasuke, Lisa is a very powerful ninja, you can't be so rude."
Sasuke pouted, "He's obviously an idiot."
hateful!
Lisa got up and stepped forward in three steps. Itachi subconsciously blocked Sasuke and said, "Ogiwara Lisa? I've been hearing Shisui-san talking about you, and I finally saw you today. Hello, I'm Itachi, Please forgive my brother for his rudeness, he is still young."
"Smallness is no excuse for arrogance!"
Lisa doesn't buy it!Anyway, you opened the kaleidoscope because Zhishui died, and now you don’t have a kaleidoscope, so I’m not afraid of you!
When I was watching anime in my previous life, Erzhuzi was not pleasing to my eyes, and I hurt her family Mingbao's heart all day long, and I wanted to kill Mingbao even though I loved him so much!What is it called?This is called killing a husband to prove the truth!
Well, Erzhu, it's not enough to hurt my Mingbao's heart, how dare you come to laugh at me? !
Pulling out the remaining paper net in his hand, he said loudly: "You can do it! If you can catch it, I will run around the village [-] times! If you don't catch it, you will bark three times, how about it?!"
Danzo thought that he was rooted in the dark roots, but he never thought that the withering of a big tree starts from the roots first.
He has long forgotten the teachings of the second generation because of his selfish desires, he has artificially created many tragedies, and has also established many enemies for Konoha.
The third generation has long realized that something is wrong, but as he is getting older, he is no longer the hero who challenged the other four countries, and has become hesitant and emotional.
Fortunately, the old man is not confused to the end.Seeing that the Uchihas are all settled down, so I plan to disband Root.
Of course, ordinary people cannot participate in these high-level affairs, but it is foreseeable that Mr. Danzo, who has lost some rights, can at least settle down for a while.
Besides, Lisa, after practicing with Kai for a day, when she got home, she felt that her bones were about to fall apart.
Kai is really amazing, he deserves to be the man who almost kicked the finale.Endurance, perseverance, and physical skills are all superb!
In the following practice, Lisa also reduced the use of ninjutsu.Her biggest problem now is that her body is too fragile to withstand the long-term leveling, so in order to make up for this shortcoming, she feels that she should try not to use ninjutsu when practicing sparring with Kai in the future.
How can you be a salted fish without a good physical foundation?
Take out the snow ginseng in the game, I must make up for it tonight, so let's make a snow ginseng chicken soup to drink.
Taking advantage of the gap between the stewed chicken soup, Lisa planned to conduct an experiment.
Just when she put the snow ginseng into the pot, she suddenly had a big brain hole.Since taking the red and blue medicine can replenish physical strength, can it also play the role of a medicinal bath when used in a bath?
Lisa is a person who thinks and does.So, I immediately took the red and blue medicines, sun water and snow ginseng from the game space.After pouring all her brains into the bathtub, Lisa was full of confidence in her brain hole when she watched the color of the water gradually turn purple, and when the snow ginseng fell to the bottom of the bathtub and slowly floated up again!
Such a luxurious feeling is in line with my salted fish temperament!This medicated bath must be useful!
It's not uncommon for farts to catch fire in this world.Obviously, Lisa really became the Emperor Lisa once she traveled through Africa, and she was really fooled.
After soaking in the bathtub for a short while, Lisa felt that her fatigue was gone, and her condition was actually better than when she went out in the morning!
Now she feels like she can hit five Kai!
In this world of supermen, Lisa feels that the unit of measurement of strength should be based on "Kai", after all, this is a person who almost kicked Rokudo Madara to death!
It will take time for the chicken soup to be stewed. Taking advantage of this gap, Lisa will cook tomorrow's meals again.Her appetite was getting bigger and bigger, and she decided when she just took a bath: let the shadow clone go to work from now on.
It is a fool not to have "disadvantages".She doesn't want to be a fool, so she cooks a lot of meals every day, including Kai's food, so that she can find someone to practice with confidence!
After having a delicious meal, Lisa plans to go out for a walk.
Going for a walk after dinner is something she has been insisting on doing.Although I practiced for a day today, my mental state is not bad now, so let's go out to digest food.
Strolling all the way to the downtown area, Lisa's mood brightened as she watched the crowded streets.
that's nice!
Shisui was rescued by her, and the Uchihas stopped making trouble, and there is hope for me to be a salted fish!
Strolling around, I found that although this Muye Village is not as entertaining as the world she came to, there are still many interesting things.
For example, there is a goldfish fishing stall not far away.There were quite a few people gathered in front of the booth, and it looked lively.
Lisa had often seen this kind of small game in anime before, so she also thought of giving it a try.She walked to the booth, looked at the price list, and said, "Boss, give me the tools!"
Paper nets and bowls for goldfish were handed over.Lisa took it and looked at the various goldfish in the basin with confidence.
She is an old driver who has played all kinds of computer games.With nimble fingers and quick response, isn't it easy to catch a few goldfish?
Aim for a goldfish with well-developed sarcomas and a full red color!
Shot fast, ruthless, accurate!
Get the best of the best!
The operation was as fierce as a tiger, and then regained consciousness, the stall owner's smiling face magnified in front of his eyes, "Chenghui 100 taels."
Lisa's face was flushed red!
She fished goldfish twelve times once, and she broke ten paper nets, but the harvest was "zero".
This is unbearable!
The dignified program ape can't do a few goldfish? !
I do not believe!I'll do it a few more times!
"Chenghui 300 taels! Ninja-sama is really generous!"
"Damn it! Come again!"
Lisa is annoyed!
In school is a top student, after school is a king!
Being a human being in two lives, there is nothing technical that can stump her!
If you can't get it now, it means that the gold krypton is not enough!
He took out 1000 taels of silver, "Get me 100 directly!"
The stall owner smiled so hard that he couldn't see his teeth.
Met a big fool today!
This kind of gambler and unlucky person is his favorite!And today is just an ordinary day, this kind of entertainment is the best business only in summer festivals.
And right now...
The stall owner looked at Lisa and smiled very kindly.
Today's business depends on her!
He warmly made a cup of tea and handed it to Lisa, "Master Ninja, take your time, don't worry! Have a sip of tea before continuing!"
"No, I won't drink! I don't believe I can't catch fish!"
Lisa snatched the paper net from the booth, and aimed at the first piece of plain red blue gold with a savage attack.
The fish made ripples in his hand, and the goldfish with a huge head was spitting bubbles, as if mocking Lisa.
"Dead fish! How dare you underestimate me!"
Lisa's temper has risen!While everyone was exclaiming, a shadow clone was separated on the spot, and roared: "Xiaomian! I must catch you!"
"Master Ninja, Master Ninja!"
The boss was shocked, "You are breaking the rules! You are not allowed to use ninjutsu when fishing for goldfish! This is a rule set by the first generation of adults! Don't make it difficult for me! Otherwise, I will give you a fish!"
"Idiot! If I bought it, why should I still fish?! Isn't that the fun of fishing for goldfish?!"
Lisa shook off the stall owner and held her hand, released the shadow clone, and pouted, "If you don't use ninjutsu, you don't need ninjutsu! I don't believe I can't catch this damn Suchi today!"
Kakashi in the dark looked at the sky speechlessly.
really……
No matter how calm and calm you are, you're just pretending, right?Obviously a child!
After watching Ogiwara Lisa's battle today using the telescope technique, the third generation asked him to observe secretly again.
Kakashi didn't know exactly what Hokage wanted to do.But he could more or less guess what Hokage-sama was thinking.
Such talents are really a waste in the medical department.Perhaps for him to observe is to observe Lisa's sense of belonging to Konoha and other talents.
Perhaps, Hokage-sama still wants her to enter Anbu?
Looking at Lisa Ogiwara, who was shrouded in orange lights, and her vivid eyes, for some reason, Kakashi rejected his speculation.
Ogiwara Lisa has been known as a genius since she was a child, and grew up with countless praises.However, like herself, she lost everything in the end while bearing the reputation of being a genius.
The only difference is: she was not overwhelmed by her own darkness, she still walked in the sunshine.
Such a person should not enter Anbu again, it will completely defeat her.
Kakashi didn't know Lisa very well, although he rescued the girl.But just like killing people, saving people is just his job, Ogiwara Lisa is no different from others.
but……
At this moment, Kakashi suddenly became a little concerned about his speculation.
People who have finally walked back to the sun should not come to Anbe, right?
"hateful!!"
Fine beads of sweat had already formed on Lisa's smooth forehead, and her face was flushed red from the excitement she couldn't ask for.
how can that be possible? !She is such a top-notch person that she really can't deal with a small fish?
Another hundred paper nets went down, and the harvest was still "zero".
Angrily, he grabbed out his wallet and took out another 1000 taels, "Come again!"
The boss almost died laughing!
The aura of this girl is really nostalgic!
There used to be such a beautiful girl in the village...
pity……
Thinking of the big fat sheep, the boss smacked his lips regretfully, and gave Lisa another [-] paper nets, smiling all over his face, "Thank you for your patronage."
"I fish!"
"Yo ho! Where are you running!"
Lisa's mouth began to form lines.
Everyone loves to yell when performing ninjutsu, and there must be a reason for that!In this world, calling out the name of a move will definitely increase your strength and luck!
Um!It must be so!Just look at mine!
"Ninja method: the art of catching fish with thousands of hands! Hohohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
"Immortal Technique: The Technique of Fine Steel Spearfish! Damn it, why can't I catch it!"
"Haha! Nisan, look at that guy, he is so stupid! He is a ninja but he can't even fish for goldfish!"
A very beating voice sounded in her ears, and Lisa, who was already annoyed, had blue veins on her forehead.She followed the prestige and said angrily, "Who?! Who is laughing at... Alas? Alas? Zhishui?"
And Itachi and Erzhu?How did they come here?
Zhishui looked at the sweaty Lisa and couldn't help but smile, "Good evening, Lisa!"
After a pause, he continued: "This is my friend Uchiha Itachi, and this is his younger brother Sasuke. Sasuke, Lisa is a very powerful ninja, you can't be so rude."
Sasuke pouted, "He's obviously an idiot."
hateful!
Lisa got up and stepped forward in three steps. Itachi subconsciously blocked Sasuke and said, "Ogiwara Lisa? I've been hearing Shisui-san talking about you, and I finally saw you today. Hello, I'm Itachi, Please forgive my brother for his rudeness, he is still young."
"Smallness is no excuse for arrogance!"
Lisa doesn't buy it!Anyway, you opened the kaleidoscope because Zhishui died, and now you don’t have a kaleidoscope, so I’m not afraid of you!
When I was watching anime in my previous life, Erzhuzi was not pleasing to my eyes, and I hurt her family Mingbao's heart all day long, and I wanted to kill Mingbao even though I loved him so much!What is it called?This is called killing a husband to prove the truth!
Well, Erzhu, it's not enough to hurt my Mingbao's heart, how dare you come to laugh at me? !
Pulling out the remaining paper net in his hand, he said loudly: "You can do it! If you can catch it, I will run around the village [-] times! If you don't catch it, you will bark three times, how about it?!"
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