It's too hard to be a salted fish
Chapter 11 The price of eating
As a master of cultivation, Kai has many hidden wounds on his body.But after drinking a 50ml bottle of Xiaohong, he noticed that some old wounds on his body were showing signs of improvement again!He stared wide-eyed, looking at the little red bottle in his hand, very shocked!
In order to prove his thoughts, he quickly opened another small red bottle and drank it in one breath, then closed his eyes, and savored it carefully.
After a while, he exclaimed, "My God! This medicine is amazing! But I drank it like a drink, my God, I'm so stupid! Such things should be left to Kakashi..."
As he spoke, he burst into tears again, "Kakashi needs this more than I do, right? Woohoo, Kakashi, I'm sorry!"
"..."
The corner of Lisa's mouth twitched, then she got up, quickly put away her things, and waved to Kai who was still crying, "Uncle thick eyebrows, I'm going back."
"Ah, Lisa, are you back? Can you go? Do you want me to see you?"
Kai jumped in front of her, and the man who had been crying just now smiled brightly again.He gave a thumbs up and showed his big white teeth, "I can run another five hundred laps! It's no problem to send you back! How about it? Do you want me to carry you back?"
"no need."
Lisa said, "I can go, thank you, Uncle Thick Eyebrows."
Seeing this, Kai didn't force it, and patted Lisa on the shoulder and said, "Although you failed to beat me today, your perseverance has won my respect. Girl, you are welcome to come to me at any time, and I am willing to guide you in physical skills." !"
"Thank you so much then!"
Lisa bowed, she was a polite person.Always grateful for the help of others.Kai doesn't mind calling him uncle, so to express his gratitude, let's delete the word "uncle".
"See you next time, thick eyebrows."
Kai burst into tears, "See you next time, Lisa!"
Then she turned around, "Lisa finally saw my youth! Did you hear me, did you hear me, just call me thick eyebrows, don't call me uncle! This is youth, this is youth! Well, Let me run another five hundred laps, for Lisa!"
The third generation covered their eyes.Although the crystal ball couldn't hear their conversation, but looking at Kay's appearance, he could tell that he was moved there again.
Thinking of this Jōnin who is very strong in Taijutsu but somewhat stubborn, Midai feels helpless.
He wanted to join Anbu for Kakashi before, but after being rejected by himself, he actually went to Danzo and said he wanted to join root.As a result, Danzo refused without even giving it a straight look.For this reason, he has been sad for a long time, and recently he is bringing up the matter of joining Anbu...
It would be a disaster for him to join Anbe...
Looking at Kai who was running alone in the village at dusk, Sandai shook his head.
I dare not think about this picture, I am afraid that the blood vessels in my brain will explode.
After expelling this terrifying picture from his mind, Sandai flicked his fingers on the table a few times, and finally resisted the thought of calling Ogiwara.
It's too early...
She still has no sense of belonging to Konoha, maybe it won't be too late for her to join Konoha after living for a while...
Lisa walked home slowly. After strenuous exercise, a walk like this helps to relax the muscles and is also a good mental relief.
Walking to the door of the house, I saw a little yellow-haired man looking through his window, and a string of question marks popped up: What is Naruto doing?
She walked over, her mind was full of the scene of the big orange cat she raised before pulling the window, so she involuntarily relaxed her hands and feet.
Walking behind Naruto, she yelled "Wow", "Little devil, are you trying to steal something?!"
Naruto screamed in fright and fell to the ground, his blue eyes were full of panic, "Sister Lisa, you scared me to death!"
Lisa just wanted to laugh, but she saw that Naruto's eyes were swollen again, her face immediately darkened, and she pointed to the wound on Naruto's face and asked, "Who did it?"
Naruto's eyes darkened, and he said in a low voice: "I came to look for my sister during the day, but my sister is not here...but, but the instant noodles at home are all finished, so I want to buy instant noodles...but, but... Individuals would not let me in, and some would throw stones at me..."
Tears welled up in his eyes as he spoke, "Sister Lisa, am I really not a fox demon? Why? Why?! I tried my best to greet everyone, but why do they still hate me? Or call me a fox demon?"
Lisa pulled Naruto over, poked his forehead with her hand, and said, "Are you an idiot?! You won't run away when someone beats you?! Just stand there and be beaten?!"
"I'm not a demon fox! Why should I run away?!"
Naruto yelled aggrievedly, "I, I, I'm really not a demon fox, woo woo woo... I don't accept it, I don't accept it... Sister Lisa says I'm not like a fox, I'm not a demon fox, woo woo..."
"Yes, you are not a demon fox! Whoever calls you a demon fox in the future, you will fight back!"
Lisa released a healing technique, and Naruto's wound healed in an instant.She dragged Naruto into the room and said, "Do you know how to refine Chakra?"
"what!"
The frustrated Naruto immediately revived on the spot. He raised his little hand and said excitedly: "Sister, sister, I feel it, I am a ninja, I have condensed chakra!"
"what?"
Lisa was a little taken aback.
Naruto cultivated chakra so quickly?
She pinched Naruto's face, suspecting that the Naruto in front of her was a fake.She clearly remembered that in the original book, Naruto had a strong fighting talent, but his learning ability was terrible! !
"Really, really, I can really condense chakra! Three generations of grandpas say I'm smart!"
Naruto looked proud, "Sure enough! I'm a genius! Hey, hey, sister Lisa, I've already refined Chadora, can you teach me ninjutsu?"
"say it one more time!"
Lisa flicked on his forehead, looking at Naruto who was holding his head and shouting "pain", she bent her lips and said with a smile: "That's called Chakra, remember! Next time I make a mistake, I will I will never cook for you again."
"Ah, no!"
Naruto yelled, "If I can't eat the food my sister cooks, I will die!"
"Then you have to study hard, you know?"
Lisa said: "Well, for the sake of extracting chakra so quickly, I will teach you the three most basic ninja techniques."
Lisa took out the Ninja Sanshenjutsu from her bookshelf, "This is the training method of the Sanshenjutsu, take it back and read it first..."
"Yes, but sister..."
Naruto blushed, "I, I don't know how to read.
Lisa froze.
It took a long time to realize that Naruto hadn't gone to school yet, so he probably didn't know how to read.Thinking of this, she couldn't help but rubbed her temples, and said, "Then from tomorrow, at one o'clock in the afternoon, come here, and I will teach you how to read."
"Yo Xi!"
Naruto jumped up happily, "Sister Lisa, don't worry, I will study hard and won't let you down!"
Three days later, Lisa's room roared like a sky-shaking roar, "Idiot! あ, い, うえ, お, か, きく, け, こ... You have learned these ten phonetic symbols for three days and still haven't memorized them all!" ?! You promised to work hard?! This is your perseverance?! You can’t be silent today, you’re not allowed to eat!!”
Naruto burst into tears, "Sister Lisa, why can't you just teach me ninjutsu? I'm going to be a ninja in the future, why do I need to read?"
"Snapped!"
A chestnut ate directly on his forehead, and Naruto covered his head with tears streaming down his face.
Why did the gentle sister suddenly become so violent?
"Ninjas still have to pass on information. In the future, you can't even understand the information. How can you be a ninja?! Today I will eat omelet rice, mushroom chicken soup, sauced beef, and spicy beans. I will give you an hour. Stop eating!"
Lisa's brain is about to explode!
He clearly determined to be a salted fish, but why did he become a grumpy teacher now?Naruto, this guy's ability to learn is really terrible!
I must have been infected by Kai's sand sculpture, so I wanted to be a teacher for Naruto.
Naruto cried, looked at Lisa who walked into the kitchen, wiped away his tears, recalled the taste of those meals, he cheered up, clenched his fists and said: "Yoxi! I will not admit defeat! I will definitely Get out!"
An hour later, when all the meals were ready, Naruto finally made ten phonetic symbols silently.The corners of Lisa's eyes twitched!
This kid didn't care about his feelings a few days ago!
All right!In the future, if he dares not to work hard, he will not be given food!He had to know, with every bite of cat food he ate at her place, oh no!Every morsel of food has a price!
The three generations sitting in front of the crystal ball almost laughed and cried.
Naruto didn't take literacy seriously before, and even complained to himself, and he said a few words, but he obviously didn't take it to heart.Now being beaten up by Lisa, she learned to behave immediately, this Lisa is very good at teaching students!
Think of it this way...
Well, after she joins Anbu for a few years in the future, she can also be transferred out to serve as Jonin.Even Naruto can teach well, there is no reason why he can't bring out good disciples.
Lisa didn't know that the third generation was thinking about it again.He thought that Lisa used violence to make Naruto submit, but the actual situation was: Naruto bowed his head to the food.
After the two had finished eating, Lisa said, "From today onwards, you will wash the dishes."
"what?!"
Naruto exclaimed, "Sister, why are you treating me so badly all of a sudden?"
"Snapped!"
Another burst of chestnut, "Naruto, you have to remember, there is no advantage in this world to take advantage of! Every advantage you take has a price! How long have you been eating at my house? You come here almost every day Meal? So shouldn’t it be a little bit of work? Also, take off your clothes after eating..."
"what?"
Naruto's eyes widened, he covered his chest and said, "Sister, what are you going to do? I'm still young."
Lisa almost ran away!
Naruto really has the ability to piss people off.
A burst of chestnuts fell on Naruto's forehead again, and Lisa's crazy roar resounded through the sky: "You stink! How long have you not showered?! Let me tell you, from today onwards, you will clean yourself up. If it’s clean, there’s no food to eat!”
Ten minutes later, Naruto, who had finished washing the dishes, pulled off his clothes tremblingly, with an aggrieved expression on his face.
Children in the world of Naruto are very precocious in certain aspects, especially Naruto, who has developed sex skills, is very familiar with this aspect.When he was forced to take off his clothes, was forced to be carried into the bathroom by Lisa, and was forced to let Lisa do something to him, Naruto shed tears of "humiliation"...
really……
Every bite has a price...
In order to prove his thoughts, he quickly opened another small red bottle and drank it in one breath, then closed his eyes, and savored it carefully.
After a while, he exclaimed, "My God! This medicine is amazing! But I drank it like a drink, my God, I'm so stupid! Such things should be left to Kakashi..."
As he spoke, he burst into tears again, "Kakashi needs this more than I do, right? Woohoo, Kakashi, I'm sorry!"
"..."
The corner of Lisa's mouth twitched, then she got up, quickly put away her things, and waved to Kai who was still crying, "Uncle thick eyebrows, I'm going back."
"Ah, Lisa, are you back? Can you go? Do you want me to see you?"
Kai jumped in front of her, and the man who had been crying just now smiled brightly again.He gave a thumbs up and showed his big white teeth, "I can run another five hundred laps! It's no problem to send you back! How about it? Do you want me to carry you back?"
"no need."
Lisa said, "I can go, thank you, Uncle Thick Eyebrows."
Seeing this, Kai didn't force it, and patted Lisa on the shoulder and said, "Although you failed to beat me today, your perseverance has won my respect. Girl, you are welcome to come to me at any time, and I am willing to guide you in physical skills." !"
"Thank you so much then!"
Lisa bowed, she was a polite person.Always grateful for the help of others.Kai doesn't mind calling him uncle, so to express his gratitude, let's delete the word "uncle".
"See you next time, thick eyebrows."
Kai burst into tears, "See you next time, Lisa!"
Then she turned around, "Lisa finally saw my youth! Did you hear me, did you hear me, just call me thick eyebrows, don't call me uncle! This is youth, this is youth! Well, Let me run another five hundred laps, for Lisa!"
The third generation covered their eyes.Although the crystal ball couldn't hear their conversation, but looking at Kay's appearance, he could tell that he was moved there again.
Thinking of this Jōnin who is very strong in Taijutsu but somewhat stubborn, Midai feels helpless.
He wanted to join Anbu for Kakashi before, but after being rejected by himself, he actually went to Danzo and said he wanted to join root.As a result, Danzo refused without even giving it a straight look.For this reason, he has been sad for a long time, and recently he is bringing up the matter of joining Anbu...
It would be a disaster for him to join Anbe...
Looking at Kai who was running alone in the village at dusk, Sandai shook his head.
I dare not think about this picture, I am afraid that the blood vessels in my brain will explode.
After expelling this terrifying picture from his mind, Sandai flicked his fingers on the table a few times, and finally resisted the thought of calling Ogiwara.
It's too early...
She still has no sense of belonging to Konoha, maybe it won't be too late for her to join Konoha after living for a while...
Lisa walked home slowly. After strenuous exercise, a walk like this helps to relax the muscles and is also a good mental relief.
Walking to the door of the house, I saw a little yellow-haired man looking through his window, and a string of question marks popped up: What is Naruto doing?
She walked over, her mind was full of the scene of the big orange cat she raised before pulling the window, so she involuntarily relaxed her hands and feet.
Walking behind Naruto, she yelled "Wow", "Little devil, are you trying to steal something?!"
Naruto screamed in fright and fell to the ground, his blue eyes were full of panic, "Sister Lisa, you scared me to death!"
Lisa just wanted to laugh, but she saw that Naruto's eyes were swollen again, her face immediately darkened, and she pointed to the wound on Naruto's face and asked, "Who did it?"
Naruto's eyes darkened, and he said in a low voice: "I came to look for my sister during the day, but my sister is not here...but, but the instant noodles at home are all finished, so I want to buy instant noodles...but, but... Individuals would not let me in, and some would throw stones at me..."
Tears welled up in his eyes as he spoke, "Sister Lisa, am I really not a fox demon? Why? Why?! I tried my best to greet everyone, but why do they still hate me? Or call me a fox demon?"
Lisa pulled Naruto over, poked his forehead with her hand, and said, "Are you an idiot?! You won't run away when someone beats you?! Just stand there and be beaten?!"
"I'm not a demon fox! Why should I run away?!"
Naruto yelled aggrievedly, "I, I, I'm really not a demon fox, woo woo woo... I don't accept it, I don't accept it... Sister Lisa says I'm not like a fox, I'm not a demon fox, woo woo..."
"Yes, you are not a demon fox! Whoever calls you a demon fox in the future, you will fight back!"
Lisa released a healing technique, and Naruto's wound healed in an instant.She dragged Naruto into the room and said, "Do you know how to refine Chakra?"
"what!"
The frustrated Naruto immediately revived on the spot. He raised his little hand and said excitedly: "Sister, sister, I feel it, I am a ninja, I have condensed chakra!"
"what?"
Lisa was a little taken aback.
Naruto cultivated chakra so quickly?
She pinched Naruto's face, suspecting that the Naruto in front of her was a fake.She clearly remembered that in the original book, Naruto had a strong fighting talent, but his learning ability was terrible! !
"Really, really, I can really condense chakra! Three generations of grandpas say I'm smart!"
Naruto looked proud, "Sure enough! I'm a genius! Hey, hey, sister Lisa, I've already refined Chadora, can you teach me ninjutsu?"
"say it one more time!"
Lisa flicked on his forehead, looking at Naruto who was holding his head and shouting "pain", she bent her lips and said with a smile: "That's called Chakra, remember! Next time I make a mistake, I will I will never cook for you again."
"Ah, no!"
Naruto yelled, "If I can't eat the food my sister cooks, I will die!"
"Then you have to study hard, you know?"
Lisa said: "Well, for the sake of extracting chakra so quickly, I will teach you the three most basic ninja techniques."
Lisa took out the Ninja Sanshenjutsu from her bookshelf, "This is the training method of the Sanshenjutsu, take it back and read it first..."
"Yes, but sister..."
Naruto blushed, "I, I don't know how to read.
Lisa froze.
It took a long time to realize that Naruto hadn't gone to school yet, so he probably didn't know how to read.Thinking of this, she couldn't help but rubbed her temples, and said, "Then from tomorrow, at one o'clock in the afternoon, come here, and I will teach you how to read."
"Yo Xi!"
Naruto jumped up happily, "Sister Lisa, don't worry, I will study hard and won't let you down!"
Three days later, Lisa's room roared like a sky-shaking roar, "Idiot! あ, い, うえ, お, か, きく, け, こ... You have learned these ten phonetic symbols for three days and still haven't memorized them all!" ?! You promised to work hard?! This is your perseverance?! You can’t be silent today, you’re not allowed to eat!!”
Naruto burst into tears, "Sister Lisa, why can't you just teach me ninjutsu? I'm going to be a ninja in the future, why do I need to read?"
"Snapped!"
A chestnut ate directly on his forehead, and Naruto covered his head with tears streaming down his face.
Why did the gentle sister suddenly become so violent?
"Ninjas still have to pass on information. In the future, you can't even understand the information. How can you be a ninja?! Today I will eat omelet rice, mushroom chicken soup, sauced beef, and spicy beans. I will give you an hour. Stop eating!"
Lisa's brain is about to explode!
He clearly determined to be a salted fish, but why did he become a grumpy teacher now?Naruto, this guy's ability to learn is really terrible!
I must have been infected by Kai's sand sculpture, so I wanted to be a teacher for Naruto.
Naruto cried, looked at Lisa who walked into the kitchen, wiped away his tears, recalled the taste of those meals, he cheered up, clenched his fists and said: "Yoxi! I will not admit defeat! I will definitely Get out!"
An hour later, when all the meals were ready, Naruto finally made ten phonetic symbols silently.The corners of Lisa's eyes twitched!
This kid didn't care about his feelings a few days ago!
All right!In the future, if he dares not to work hard, he will not be given food!He had to know, with every bite of cat food he ate at her place, oh no!Every morsel of food has a price!
The three generations sitting in front of the crystal ball almost laughed and cried.
Naruto didn't take literacy seriously before, and even complained to himself, and he said a few words, but he obviously didn't take it to heart.Now being beaten up by Lisa, she learned to behave immediately, this Lisa is very good at teaching students!
Think of it this way...
Well, after she joins Anbu for a few years in the future, she can also be transferred out to serve as Jonin.Even Naruto can teach well, there is no reason why he can't bring out good disciples.
Lisa didn't know that the third generation was thinking about it again.He thought that Lisa used violence to make Naruto submit, but the actual situation was: Naruto bowed his head to the food.
After the two had finished eating, Lisa said, "From today onwards, you will wash the dishes."
"what?!"
Naruto exclaimed, "Sister, why are you treating me so badly all of a sudden?"
"Snapped!"
Another burst of chestnut, "Naruto, you have to remember, there is no advantage in this world to take advantage of! Every advantage you take has a price! How long have you been eating at my house? You come here almost every day Meal? So shouldn’t it be a little bit of work? Also, take off your clothes after eating..."
"what?"
Naruto's eyes widened, he covered his chest and said, "Sister, what are you going to do? I'm still young."
Lisa almost ran away!
Naruto really has the ability to piss people off.
A burst of chestnuts fell on Naruto's forehead again, and Lisa's crazy roar resounded through the sky: "You stink! How long have you not showered?! Let me tell you, from today onwards, you will clean yourself up. If it’s clean, there’s no food to eat!”
Ten minutes later, Naruto, who had finished washing the dishes, pulled off his clothes tremblingly, with an aggrieved expression on his face.
Children in the world of Naruto are very precocious in certain aspects, especially Naruto, who has developed sex skills, is very familiar with this aspect.When he was forced to take off his clothes, was forced to be carried into the bathroom by Lisa, and was forced to let Lisa do something to him, Naruto shed tears of "humiliation"...
really……
Every bite has a price...
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