Psycho also wants to be cute
Chapter 1
"Mu Yuechen looked at Feng Yang and Bai Yuan'er who were holding hands, and suddenly became furious, and pushed Mu Yancong who was standing beside him to the ground."
"That Mu Yancong is mentally ill after all, he's still smiling foolishly at this moment."
"I didn't expect this laughter to anger Mu Yuechen even more. He stretched out his foot to teach the idiot brother who was sitting on the ground a lesson."
"Bai Yuan'er at the other end couldn't stand it anymore, rushed to Mu Yancong, and got kicked hard."
The clear and bright boyish voice echoed in a room on the highest floor of Ang Xing Mental Hospital, and it could be heard that the reader was working hard and read every word very standard.
There are two people sitting facing each other in the room, one big and one small.
The older one looks about 30 years old, with elegant temperament, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, sitting in front of the desk, holding a black pen in his bony hand, and writing something intently, as if he was not read aloud by him at all. sound affected.
The young one looks no more than 16 years old, with exquisite facial features, a band-aid under his left eye, and bandages wrapped around his hands and arms. He looks like he is in the late stage of Secondary Disease.
At this time, the young man was sitting straight on the small sofa opposite the middle-aged man, holding a book that looked like handwritten notes at the most reasonable eye distance, reading aloud while reading, very serious.
Suddenly, the boy frowned, paused for a second, and then read the following:
"Bai Yuan'er was kicked to the ground and fell on Mu Yancong's body. Seeing Bai Yuan'er clutching his stomach in pain, Feng Yang sent someone to tie Mu Yuechen and Mu Yancong into the bed in a rage. nautical mile."
"Dean's father." After reading this paragraph, the boy raised his head, looked at the middle-aged man opposite him with black and white eyes, and called out softly.
"What's the matter? Little Chimney." The middle-aged man immediately put down his pen after hearing the other party's call, looked up at the other party with a smile, and looked directly at the other party's eyes that were slightly confused like a layer of mist. inquired:
"Is there something you don't understand?"
The boy nodded, glanced at the contents of the note again, and asked:
"Why did Feng Yang throw me into the sea? It was the second brother who bullied Bai Yuaner."
"Little Chimney, you are almost at the end, tell Dad, who is Feng Yang?"
Without any hesitation, Yan Cong immediately answered smoothly:
"Grumpy, low EQ fool, narcissist, good at cursing and beating others to shirk responsibility, jealous and possessive."
After finishing speaking, there was a hint of understanding in Yan Cong's eyes, and his eyes lit up instantly.
"Bai Yuaner fell on me, he got jealous."
The middle-aged man nodded in satisfaction, and praised: "Little Chimney is getting smarter."
After looking down at his watch, the middle-aged man raised his wrist and tapped on Yan Cong's watch. After Yan Cong saw it, he quickly stood up, carefully closed the notebook, and placed it on the table. , wrote "Crossing the Interstellar: The Retired Old Man Seeks to Get Back Together".
Then he stood up, went to the window, and looked out.
The middle-aged man also closed the pen cap, took off his glasses, and sat upright to do eye exercises.
This is the tacit understanding between Yan Cong and the director of the mental hospital, An Li, who is also his director, Abba.
Use your eyes reasonably, and look into the distance or do eye exercises at a certain time.
"Abba Dean, will I die? I can't swim."
After watching for a while, Yan Cong suddenly asked.
An Li changed his movements after counting four eight beats, and then replied:
"will not."
"You still need to appear in the future. "The Campus Queen's Counterattack and Crazy Love" is your last role."
"Ah."
Yan Cong didn't say a word until An Li finished his eye exercises. An Li looked at Yan Cong's thin body and sighed softly.
An Li is a time-traveler. Before transmigrating to this world, he was a doctor in a mental hospital and a writer of online novels part-time.
He couldn't be more familiar with this world, because the setting of the whole world was typed out word by word by himself, with hundreds of thousands of settings, very detailed.
So much so that the three novels with different themes that he serialized on three different websites all use this background setting.
In addition to the background linkage of the three novels, there is also a no-brained villain and a herdsman, which is also the product of the linkage of the three novels.
The interstellar aristocratic Mujia, the eldest son Mu Yueze is the cannon fodder villain in the male-frequent novel "Disdain for the Interstellar", and the second son Mu Yuechen is the villain who was beaten in the face in the danmei novel "Crossing the Interstellar: The Retired Old Man Seeks to Get Back Together" , the youngest daughter, Mu Yi'an, is the vicious second female villain in the romantic novel "The Campus Queen's Counterattack and Crazy Love".
As far as Cong is concerned, he is the ultimate cannon fodder, the illegitimate son of a shepherd with mental problems who was beaten soy sauce several times in all three books and finally died tragically.
At the beginning of time travel, An Li knew that it was his own novel world and didn't want to do anything to change the original plot. He just used his understanding of the world to quietly develop a familiar industry, opened a mental hospital, and occasionally Serial novels on the Internet cultivate sentiment.
Until he was 25 years old, he met Yan Cong, who was five years old. At that time, Yan Cong was small and thin, and his pitiful appearance of being seriously injured and dying broke his heart.
So he adopted Yan Cong, took good care of and educated this mentally disturbed child, until now, Yan Cong was about to die.
After raising the little baby for 13 years, it is impossible for Anli to have no selfishness in the final analysis. He doesn't want Yan Cong to die innocently like in the original description. He hopes that his child can live out this life safely.
So he started writing those three novels by hand a few years ago, let Yan Cong read them every day, and told him how to avoid the dangerous plots in the books.
Until now, the third book "Campus Queen's Counterattack and Crazy Love" is almost finished, and it will be time for this child to be picked up by the shepherd's family.
Looking at Yan Cong's back with nostalgia, An Li felt that the corners of his eyes were moist.
Really, after living two lifetimes, I didn't have a girlfriend, but the child raised one, but in the end, he had to give it away when he was an adult, and he couldn't provide for himself.
"Dean's father."
"I saw Dad, big brother, second brother and third sister."
"!?"
An Li, who was lamenting his life, suddenly heard Yan Cong's words, jumped up from his chair in shock, walked quickly to Yan Cong's side, and followed the other person's gaze.
Looking at it, it is true that the old guy Mu Wenping is standing outside the gate of the mental hospital with the tied up Mu Yueze, Mu Yuechen, and Mu Yi'an.
I saw Mu Wenping, the head of the shepherd's family who usually showed his image as a gentleman, was pulling his second son's hair and dragging him into a mental hospital.
From Mu Wenping's flushed face, it can be inferred that he is very angry.
The second son, Mu Yuechen, whose hair was being pulled, was holding tightly to the thigh of his elder brother, Mu Yueze. Mu Yueze seemed to be moving with the two of them in pain.
On the other hand, the youngest daughter, Mu Yi'an, after seeing off the driver, folded her arms and watched the three of them messing around together, with a helpless expression on her face.
Mu Yi'an: "Mu Yuechen, stop making trouble, finish the inspection early and go home early."
When Mu Yuechen heard this, his struggling body froze slightly, and his hands loosened slightly, allowing Mu Yueze to seize the opportunity to pull out his legs and run aside.
"Cough cough."
Mu Yuechen realized that his image was not very good, and was about to stand up, when suddenly a voice came from deep in his brain, and time seemed to freeze at this moment.
[Ding, trigger the daily task of green tea subject: Talk about tea]
[The host please say the following tea language immediately: ...]
Mu Yuechen suddenly looked at Mu Yi'an with teary eyes, and Mu Yi'an secretly thought that something was wrong, and Mu Yuechen was about to lose his nerve again.
Mu Yuechen: "Little sister, second brother knows that you have always disliked second brother, and you don't recognize me as a brother."
"But you clearly know that I don't have any problems, why don't you want to explain for me, instead add fuel to the fire..."
"How can you be as ruthless as your father?"
After Mu Yuechen said this very "weakly", the "ruthless" old father Mu Wenping was about to make a move.
Why is he so ruthless?Didn't he just take them to the best mental hospital for examination?
I saw Mu Yi'an on the other side suddenly strode towards Mu Yuechen with big strides, raised his hand and slapped him twice.
"Crack! Crack!"
"Have you had enough trouble? Why can't you understand people's words when I talk to you well?"
After finishing speaking, Mu Yi'an turned around, knelt down towards Mu Wenping, then lowered his head and continued:
"I'm sorry, father, I know you have always favored the second brother, and you are reluctant to beat and scold him, but today he was too unreasonable to make trouble, so I couldn't help but make a move. If father wants to punish me, I have nothing to say."
Mu Wenping: "?"
Why do you prefer Mu Yuechen the most?Hasn't he always favored Yi'an?My goose girl, you look down at the limited edition fashion on your body.
What kind of personality do I have in the hearts of these bastards! ?
Others don't know if they are embarrassed or not, but Mu Yi'an, who is kneeling on the ground, is about to die of embarrassment by herself.
Just after Mu Yuechen had a tea talk, the "big heroine system" in her mind suddenly broke out, so the scene just now happened.
[Dear heroine, your daily tasks: teach the spoiled second brother a lesson, warn the eccentric old father.Mission completed√]
[Daily accumulation of coercion points, one day we will definitely become the queen of this world! ]
Mu Yi'an (the most favored youngest daughter of the Mu family): Thank you.
[Trigger the "Counterattack Protagonist" advanced task: Break with the indifferent shepherd]
[Looking at the happy scene of the shepherds, you who are isolated can no longer bear it, so...]
"really……"
"You are the real family."
Just when Mu Wenping put his hope on the quiet eldest son Mu Yueze, Mu Yueze suddenly shook his head and sighed:
"I, Mu Yueze, are just a neglected weed. I have suffered such humiliation for 20 years, and now I will never swallow it anymore."
"I, Mu Yueze, will sever ties with your Mu Family today!"
"30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor!"
As he said that, Mu Yueze turned around and walked out of the gate. Under the setting sun (without such a thing), his back was very determined, as if full of unyielding iron-blooded will.
Mu Wenping: ...
Mu Wenping, who was nearly fifty years old, rushed forward with a stride, jumped on the spot and kicked with a high kick, and kicked Mu Yueze on the back, kicking him to the ground hard.
Mu Wenping yelled at Mu Yueze, who was lying on the ground: "You are so stupid! If you don't go crazy, you will be the heir of the Mu family now!!!"
"You ruined all my pension plans! You bastard!"
"Patriarch, what happened? You were made to shout at the door of Ang Xing regardless of your image?"
Seeing that Mu Wenping was about to be killed by the three children at the gate of the mental hospital, An Li walked out in a timely manner.
Glancing at the scene in front of him, An Li smiled slightly and said:
"Everyone in my audience is sick, why don't you follow me to get checked?"
"That Mu Yancong is mentally ill after all, he's still smiling foolishly at this moment."
"I didn't expect this laughter to anger Mu Yuechen even more. He stretched out his foot to teach the idiot brother who was sitting on the ground a lesson."
"Bai Yuan'er at the other end couldn't stand it anymore, rushed to Mu Yancong, and got kicked hard."
The clear and bright boyish voice echoed in a room on the highest floor of Ang Xing Mental Hospital, and it could be heard that the reader was working hard and read every word very standard.
There are two people sitting facing each other in the room, one big and one small.
The older one looks about 30 years old, with elegant temperament, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, sitting in front of the desk, holding a black pen in his bony hand, and writing something intently, as if he was not read aloud by him at all. sound affected.
The young one looks no more than 16 years old, with exquisite facial features, a band-aid under his left eye, and bandages wrapped around his hands and arms. He looks like he is in the late stage of Secondary Disease.
At this time, the young man was sitting straight on the small sofa opposite the middle-aged man, holding a book that looked like handwritten notes at the most reasonable eye distance, reading aloud while reading, very serious.
Suddenly, the boy frowned, paused for a second, and then read the following:
"Bai Yuan'er was kicked to the ground and fell on Mu Yancong's body. Seeing Bai Yuan'er clutching his stomach in pain, Feng Yang sent someone to tie Mu Yuechen and Mu Yancong into the bed in a rage. nautical mile."
"Dean's father." After reading this paragraph, the boy raised his head, looked at the middle-aged man opposite him with black and white eyes, and called out softly.
"What's the matter? Little Chimney." The middle-aged man immediately put down his pen after hearing the other party's call, looked up at the other party with a smile, and looked directly at the other party's eyes that were slightly confused like a layer of mist. inquired:
"Is there something you don't understand?"
The boy nodded, glanced at the contents of the note again, and asked:
"Why did Feng Yang throw me into the sea? It was the second brother who bullied Bai Yuaner."
"Little Chimney, you are almost at the end, tell Dad, who is Feng Yang?"
Without any hesitation, Yan Cong immediately answered smoothly:
"Grumpy, low EQ fool, narcissist, good at cursing and beating others to shirk responsibility, jealous and possessive."
After finishing speaking, there was a hint of understanding in Yan Cong's eyes, and his eyes lit up instantly.
"Bai Yuaner fell on me, he got jealous."
The middle-aged man nodded in satisfaction, and praised: "Little Chimney is getting smarter."
After looking down at his watch, the middle-aged man raised his wrist and tapped on Yan Cong's watch. After Yan Cong saw it, he quickly stood up, carefully closed the notebook, and placed it on the table. , wrote "Crossing the Interstellar: The Retired Old Man Seeks to Get Back Together".
Then he stood up, went to the window, and looked out.
The middle-aged man also closed the pen cap, took off his glasses, and sat upright to do eye exercises.
This is the tacit understanding between Yan Cong and the director of the mental hospital, An Li, who is also his director, Abba.
Use your eyes reasonably, and look into the distance or do eye exercises at a certain time.
"Abba Dean, will I die? I can't swim."
After watching for a while, Yan Cong suddenly asked.
An Li changed his movements after counting four eight beats, and then replied:
"will not."
"You still need to appear in the future. "The Campus Queen's Counterattack and Crazy Love" is your last role."
"Ah."
Yan Cong didn't say a word until An Li finished his eye exercises. An Li looked at Yan Cong's thin body and sighed softly.
An Li is a time-traveler. Before transmigrating to this world, he was a doctor in a mental hospital and a writer of online novels part-time.
He couldn't be more familiar with this world, because the setting of the whole world was typed out word by word by himself, with hundreds of thousands of settings, very detailed.
So much so that the three novels with different themes that he serialized on three different websites all use this background setting.
In addition to the background linkage of the three novels, there is also a no-brained villain and a herdsman, which is also the product of the linkage of the three novels.
The interstellar aristocratic Mujia, the eldest son Mu Yueze is the cannon fodder villain in the male-frequent novel "Disdain for the Interstellar", and the second son Mu Yuechen is the villain who was beaten in the face in the danmei novel "Crossing the Interstellar: The Retired Old Man Seeks to Get Back Together" , the youngest daughter, Mu Yi'an, is the vicious second female villain in the romantic novel "The Campus Queen's Counterattack and Crazy Love".
As far as Cong is concerned, he is the ultimate cannon fodder, the illegitimate son of a shepherd with mental problems who was beaten soy sauce several times in all three books and finally died tragically.
At the beginning of time travel, An Li knew that it was his own novel world and didn't want to do anything to change the original plot. He just used his understanding of the world to quietly develop a familiar industry, opened a mental hospital, and occasionally Serial novels on the Internet cultivate sentiment.
Until he was 25 years old, he met Yan Cong, who was five years old. At that time, Yan Cong was small and thin, and his pitiful appearance of being seriously injured and dying broke his heart.
So he adopted Yan Cong, took good care of and educated this mentally disturbed child, until now, Yan Cong was about to die.
After raising the little baby for 13 years, it is impossible for Anli to have no selfishness in the final analysis. He doesn't want Yan Cong to die innocently like in the original description. He hopes that his child can live out this life safely.
So he started writing those three novels by hand a few years ago, let Yan Cong read them every day, and told him how to avoid the dangerous plots in the books.
Until now, the third book "Campus Queen's Counterattack and Crazy Love" is almost finished, and it will be time for this child to be picked up by the shepherd's family.
Looking at Yan Cong's back with nostalgia, An Li felt that the corners of his eyes were moist.
Really, after living two lifetimes, I didn't have a girlfriend, but the child raised one, but in the end, he had to give it away when he was an adult, and he couldn't provide for himself.
"Dean's father."
"I saw Dad, big brother, second brother and third sister."
"!?"
An Li, who was lamenting his life, suddenly heard Yan Cong's words, jumped up from his chair in shock, walked quickly to Yan Cong's side, and followed the other person's gaze.
Looking at it, it is true that the old guy Mu Wenping is standing outside the gate of the mental hospital with the tied up Mu Yueze, Mu Yuechen, and Mu Yi'an.
I saw Mu Wenping, the head of the shepherd's family who usually showed his image as a gentleman, was pulling his second son's hair and dragging him into a mental hospital.
From Mu Wenping's flushed face, it can be inferred that he is very angry.
The second son, Mu Yuechen, whose hair was being pulled, was holding tightly to the thigh of his elder brother, Mu Yueze. Mu Yueze seemed to be moving with the two of them in pain.
On the other hand, the youngest daughter, Mu Yi'an, after seeing off the driver, folded her arms and watched the three of them messing around together, with a helpless expression on her face.
Mu Yi'an: "Mu Yuechen, stop making trouble, finish the inspection early and go home early."
When Mu Yuechen heard this, his struggling body froze slightly, and his hands loosened slightly, allowing Mu Yueze to seize the opportunity to pull out his legs and run aside.
"Cough cough."
Mu Yuechen realized that his image was not very good, and was about to stand up, when suddenly a voice came from deep in his brain, and time seemed to freeze at this moment.
[Ding, trigger the daily task of green tea subject: Talk about tea]
[The host please say the following tea language immediately: ...]
Mu Yuechen suddenly looked at Mu Yi'an with teary eyes, and Mu Yi'an secretly thought that something was wrong, and Mu Yuechen was about to lose his nerve again.
Mu Yuechen: "Little sister, second brother knows that you have always disliked second brother, and you don't recognize me as a brother."
"But you clearly know that I don't have any problems, why don't you want to explain for me, instead add fuel to the fire..."
"How can you be as ruthless as your father?"
After Mu Yuechen said this very "weakly", the "ruthless" old father Mu Wenping was about to make a move.
Why is he so ruthless?Didn't he just take them to the best mental hospital for examination?
I saw Mu Yi'an on the other side suddenly strode towards Mu Yuechen with big strides, raised his hand and slapped him twice.
"Crack! Crack!"
"Have you had enough trouble? Why can't you understand people's words when I talk to you well?"
After finishing speaking, Mu Yi'an turned around, knelt down towards Mu Wenping, then lowered his head and continued:
"I'm sorry, father, I know you have always favored the second brother, and you are reluctant to beat and scold him, but today he was too unreasonable to make trouble, so I couldn't help but make a move. If father wants to punish me, I have nothing to say."
Mu Wenping: "?"
Why do you prefer Mu Yuechen the most?Hasn't he always favored Yi'an?My goose girl, you look down at the limited edition fashion on your body.
What kind of personality do I have in the hearts of these bastards! ?
Others don't know if they are embarrassed or not, but Mu Yi'an, who is kneeling on the ground, is about to die of embarrassment by herself.
Just after Mu Yuechen had a tea talk, the "big heroine system" in her mind suddenly broke out, so the scene just now happened.
[Dear heroine, your daily tasks: teach the spoiled second brother a lesson, warn the eccentric old father.Mission completed√]
[Daily accumulation of coercion points, one day we will definitely become the queen of this world! ]
Mu Yi'an (the most favored youngest daughter of the Mu family): Thank you.
[Trigger the "Counterattack Protagonist" advanced task: Break with the indifferent shepherd]
[Looking at the happy scene of the shepherds, you who are isolated can no longer bear it, so...]
"really……"
"You are the real family."
Just when Mu Wenping put his hope on the quiet eldest son Mu Yueze, Mu Yueze suddenly shook his head and sighed:
"I, Mu Yueze, are just a neglected weed. I have suffered such humiliation for 20 years, and now I will never swallow it anymore."
"I, Mu Yueze, will sever ties with your Mu Family today!"
"30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor!"
As he said that, Mu Yueze turned around and walked out of the gate. Under the setting sun (without such a thing), his back was very determined, as if full of unyielding iron-blooded will.
Mu Wenping: ...
Mu Wenping, who was nearly fifty years old, rushed forward with a stride, jumped on the spot and kicked with a high kick, and kicked Mu Yueze on the back, kicking him to the ground hard.
Mu Wenping yelled at Mu Yueze, who was lying on the ground: "You are so stupid! If you don't go crazy, you will be the heir of the Mu family now!!!"
"You ruined all my pension plans! You bastard!"
"Patriarch, what happened? You were made to shout at the door of Ang Xing regardless of your image?"
Seeing that Mu Wenping was about to be killed by the three children at the gate of the mental hospital, An Li walked out in a timely manner.
Glancing at the scene in front of him, An Li smiled slightly and said:
"Everyone in my audience is sick, why don't you follow me to get checked?"
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