Who made me reborn?
Chapter 9 Qi Wuwang, You Are Really Great
According to the pick-up route planned by the program group, Jiang Feng was the last one to get on the bus.
As soon as the children saw him, they rushed to call him "Brother Jiang Fengze".
Ye Haoxuan laughed and said: "I found out that these three seem to be the children brought by Jiang Fengze, but the master seems to be brought by Zhou Qian."
Jiang Feng was startled, and sure enough, he saw Qi Wuwang sitting with Zhou Qian, they were very close, and he didn't know what to mutter.
The car is a two-seater, Jiang Feng sat behind Qi Wuwang after hesitation, and passed his breakfast between them, "Have breakfast?"
Qi Wuwang tilted his head, just as his face was touched by breakfast, and he had to distance himself from Zhou Qian, "I've eaten."
"I didn't eat it, thank you." Zhou Qian snorted twice after taking it, "It's just for two people, Xiao Wang, why don't you eat more, it's easy to get hungry when shooting outdoors today."
Zhou Qian took out the bun, took a bite, and it was filled with meat.Probably because Xiaopang got used to it, he directly brought the buns to Qi Wuwang's mouth.
Qi Wuwang had never shared food with anyone like this before, and his heartstrings twitched slightly. Zhou Qian persuaded again: "Try it, it's delicious."
Seeing that the cameraman's camera was not facing this way, Qi Wuwang quickly took a bite, Zhou Qian smiled, and finished the remaining buns in two bites.
Jiang Feng watched the whole process from behind, feeling unhappy.
He left it here to assist others, Qi Wuwang, do you remember who is your program guardian?
You've already eaten breakfast and you still eat buns bitten by others. Are you the reincarnation of pig essence?
Jiang Feng felt that Qi Wuwang was at odds with him, interrupting his date in his dream, and making fun of him during the day.
I controlled myself not to be cold-faced, and finally put on the earphones and eye mask, so that I can't see it.
Arriving at the recording location, the guests took the children of their partners and got off the car.
Jiang Feng squatted down halfway, spread his hands, and smiled gently, "Shake hands."
Qi Wuwang felt inexplicably that he was a puppy who was ordered by his master to shake hands.
Outside the car, Zhou Qian was already asking, "Why haven't Xiao Wang and Jiang Fengze got out of the car yet?" Qi Wuwang didn't bother with him, and obediently handed over his hand.
When they got out of the car, there was a sound of shouting from all around.
Qi Wuwang also saw the fans holding the "Ze Mu Er Qi" sign in their hands, and there was undisguised liking in their eyes.
Accustomed to the strong negative emotions of others, suddenly surrounded by a ball of fire, Qi Wuwang felt that he was going to be burned.
Until the clear and cold voice cooled him down, "Don't stand there stupidly, go quickly."
The bodyguards around are just for show, fans have a sense of propriety, the children they like are ten years old and the other is 16 years old, so they can't scare the two children.
The recording venue is in a shopping mall, and the guests need to buy some things for their children, but the cost is limited.
Hong Yan: "According to the tasks carried out in the past few days, the living expenses accumulated by each group of guests and babies are as follows..."
When the cost of living is announced, some are elated and some are thunderstruck.
Zhou Qian knows how to live, and he and Xiaopang have accumulated the most living expenses.
The living expenses of Ye Haoxuan and the twin sisters are relatively low, and the worst is the flying guests.
Every episode of the show will have a flying guest. Xiaokai has a good personality and doesn't recognize life. He can be regarded as the panacea baby of the show.
But at the same time, it is difficult for Xiaokai to maintain a tacit understanding with the flying guests. In the usual missions, it is good that the original owner and Jiang Fengze are at the bottom. After Qi Wuwang's rebirth, Xiaokai won the last place.
"Why do I have to inherit the living expenses accumulated by others when I come here?"
The flying guests complained bitterly for themselves, "Flying guests who were on the show in the previous episodes! Look at me and Xiaokai, don't you feel guilty?!"
Jiang Fengze and the passers-by around couldn't help laughing.
After the rules were announced, the guests quickly found that this task was too unfriendly to them.
Since the show was recorded, the children have been locked in the house, and it is rare to come out. They want everything they see in the mall.
Especially today, there is a store for children, and children who are tempted casually can't walk.
It's too simple for a child to want something. They either cry or make noises, which makes the heads of the guests ache.
Ye Haoxuan took a child who was wiping tears with one hand, and said with a bitter face: "Jiang Fengze, I'll change the baby belt with you, will it work?"
Jiang Feng felt that he was pitiful, so he refused without hesitation, "Xiao Wang is a child of my family."
It's already like this, just continue to be pitiful.
Fan: "Ah! Yes, yes, Xiao Wang is yours!"
Separated from the other groups of guests, Jiang Feng took the child by the hand, thankful for the first time that he was not bringing a baby.
Thinking about the not-so-abundant living expenses, I was a little afraid that Qi Wuwang would be a demon at this time, "Xiao Wang, you are no longer a child, you must not be like a younger brother and sister, you know? Besides, there are so many people watching around, how manly can you be?" Can't cry."
He gave some vaccinations first.
Qi Wuwang looked innocent, "I'm still a child."
Jiang Feng paused, "You are already ten years old."
Qi Wuwang pretended not to understand, "But I'm still a child."
Jiang Feng did not give up, "To be precise, you are already a mature ten-year-old child."
Qi Wuwang, a ten-year-old child who was forced to mature, wanted to laugh. It was very interesting to see Jiang Fengze so close to the enemy.
He didn't intend to cry at all, and he didn't even bother to use the means that a bear child would use.
So when Jiang Fengze tentatively asked him if he wanted to buy a Peppa Pig doll, Qi Wuwang threw the doll aside indifferently, "My family has a life-sized one."
Asked him if he wanted grilled sausages, Qi Wuwang didn't even move his nose, "The grilled sausages I eat are all made fresh."
Asked him if he wanted to buy a pair of shoes, Qi Wuwang didn't raise his eyes, "I have a limited edition of this brand."
Xiaokai, Xiaopang and the twin sisters were crying and wanting to buy something, but Fang Qi Wuwang didn't like it at all here.
The living expenses of the other groups were not enough, but their group couldn't spend it. The worried Jiang Feng would "smile bitterly" when they met Zhou Qian.
Passers-by who followed them were broadcasting live, and the comments were frantic.
[Jiang Fengze is that wry smile, it's clearly a fake wry smile, I'm so sorry, hahaha]
[Jiang Fengze now looks like someone showing off their children to my mother, and also said that he doesn't like children, obviously he likes children very much, Xiao Wang]
[Xiao Wang is an ordinary child, he is too obedient, Jiang Feng only said that he doesn't like children who are difficult to manage]
[You guys are mistaken, Qi Wuwang is so easy to lead in this link because he grew up on the pile of money since he was a child]
[The limited number of shoes I bought with a few months of frugality turned out to be just one of the kid's collections, I'm sore]
[Maybe it's not even a collection, he wears it as slippers at home:)]
[Depend on!You stop, hold back!I already have that sense of picture, but it hurts me so much! ]
……
Except for Qi Wuwang, the other four children's eyes were swollen from crying, and they were sobbing and throwing a tantrum.
The guests had to pretend to be patient no matter how impatient they were, and the crowd of onlookers didn't have so many scruples and showed boredom.
Is a crying child more annoying?
I kind of want to see Jiang Fengze is extremely irritable, but still has to maintain his human appearance.
Qi Wuwang stared at it for a long time, thoughtfully, "Brother Jiang Fengze."
Jiang Fengze: "Huh?"
Qi Wuwang: "Do you want to try the experience of raising a child?"
Jiang Fengze was stunned for a moment, watching his eyes turn red as soon as he spoke, and his scalp tingling, "No need, thank you, I just want to be the guardian of someone else's family."
Qi Wuwang's drama spirit was extinguished before it even started.
The melon-eating people around who heard their conversation couldn't help but laugh, and the way of getting along with each other is too funny.
Qi Wuwang leaned on the railing, saw the chubby baba finished eating a big pancake, and then said something to Zhou Qian, Zhou Qian also gave him his own pancake.
Xiaopang ate happily, Qi Wuwang saw Zhou Qian touching his stomach.
After thinking about it, he returned to Jiang Fengze, "give me some money."
His mobile phone was confiscated by the program team before recording, and he didn't have any money on him.
Jiang Feng raised his eyebrows, didn't ask him why he wanted the money, and generously gave him a five-yuan bill, "Take it and use it, and don't give me the change."
Qi Wuwang: "..."
It's only five yuan, how dare you ask him to give you the change?
In big shopping malls, it’s really hard to buy things with this amount of money. Qi Wuwang stood in front of the pancake stand, looking up at the menu with difficulty. 5 yuan couldn’t even buy a pancake, let alone toppings.
"Xiao Wang, do you want to eat pancakes?" A fan came up to chat.
Qi Wuwang subconsciously kept a distance from her, then nodded.
"I bought it for you~"
"Okay, thank you. I'll ask the program team to return the money to you later." Qi Wuwang turned to the boss and said, "Boss, I want a Big Mac egg pancake."
The director sister who had been with her for a long time finally found a sense of existence, "Xiao Wang, we can only use living expenses and cannot accept help from fans."
Qi Wuwang was upset, "I borrowed the money out of face, so why not spend it?"
The director's sister choked up, "Mr. Jiang Fengze needs to be punished for spending this money."
Qi Wuwang: "Boss, please add more peppers!"
Director sister: "..."
Jiang Feng needs to accept punishment or something, he doesn't care at all, okay?
It was Jiang Fengze who was punished, so what does it have to do with Qi Wuwang?
Isn't Xiongzi's code of conduct just to make trouble for others, he likes to make trouble for that dramatist Jiang Fengze.
The speed at which the news spread among the people was extremely frightening. Soon, a passer-by told Jiang Fengze about Qi Wuwang borrowing money from fans to buy pancakes.
Jiang Feng was silent for a moment, then smiled helplessly, with a little sincerity in this smile.
Finally, I didn't raise a white-eyed wolf. Knowing that he didn't have breakfast in the morning, I went to buy cakes for him.
Forget it, it's always good intentions, so I won't tell Qi Wuwang that he will be punished.
Jiang Feng sat on the bench in a good mood, waiting for the offering of pancakes, waiting for no one to come.
"Hey, Jiang Fengze!"
Seeing him, Zhou Qian gnawed on pancakes and walked over with Xiaopang, "Aren't you with Xiao Wang?"
Jiang Fengze: "He went shopping."
"Hey, don't worry, I can't wait to spend my money in two yuan. A lot of living expenses is good. Xiaowang saw that I was hungry and bought me a piece of cake to eat. This child..."
"Brother Qian." Jiang Fengze called out suddenly, with no emotion on his face, "You mean, he bought you cakes to eat?"
"That's right." Zhou Qian took a bite of the cake and showed him, "I know I like spicy food, so I added more spicy food."
Jiang Fengze's smile was brighter than the flowers in the flower shop next door, and his stomach hurt like fire from anger.
Very good, Qi Wuwang, you are really great.
As soon as the children saw him, they rushed to call him "Brother Jiang Fengze".
Ye Haoxuan laughed and said: "I found out that these three seem to be the children brought by Jiang Fengze, but the master seems to be brought by Zhou Qian."
Jiang Feng was startled, and sure enough, he saw Qi Wuwang sitting with Zhou Qian, they were very close, and he didn't know what to mutter.
The car is a two-seater, Jiang Feng sat behind Qi Wuwang after hesitation, and passed his breakfast between them, "Have breakfast?"
Qi Wuwang tilted his head, just as his face was touched by breakfast, and he had to distance himself from Zhou Qian, "I've eaten."
"I didn't eat it, thank you." Zhou Qian snorted twice after taking it, "It's just for two people, Xiao Wang, why don't you eat more, it's easy to get hungry when shooting outdoors today."
Zhou Qian took out the bun, took a bite, and it was filled with meat.Probably because Xiaopang got used to it, he directly brought the buns to Qi Wuwang's mouth.
Qi Wuwang had never shared food with anyone like this before, and his heartstrings twitched slightly. Zhou Qian persuaded again: "Try it, it's delicious."
Seeing that the cameraman's camera was not facing this way, Qi Wuwang quickly took a bite, Zhou Qian smiled, and finished the remaining buns in two bites.
Jiang Feng watched the whole process from behind, feeling unhappy.
He left it here to assist others, Qi Wuwang, do you remember who is your program guardian?
You've already eaten breakfast and you still eat buns bitten by others. Are you the reincarnation of pig essence?
Jiang Feng felt that Qi Wuwang was at odds with him, interrupting his date in his dream, and making fun of him during the day.
I controlled myself not to be cold-faced, and finally put on the earphones and eye mask, so that I can't see it.
Arriving at the recording location, the guests took the children of their partners and got off the car.
Jiang Feng squatted down halfway, spread his hands, and smiled gently, "Shake hands."
Qi Wuwang felt inexplicably that he was a puppy who was ordered by his master to shake hands.
Outside the car, Zhou Qian was already asking, "Why haven't Xiao Wang and Jiang Fengze got out of the car yet?" Qi Wuwang didn't bother with him, and obediently handed over his hand.
When they got out of the car, there was a sound of shouting from all around.
Qi Wuwang also saw the fans holding the "Ze Mu Er Qi" sign in their hands, and there was undisguised liking in their eyes.
Accustomed to the strong negative emotions of others, suddenly surrounded by a ball of fire, Qi Wuwang felt that he was going to be burned.
Until the clear and cold voice cooled him down, "Don't stand there stupidly, go quickly."
The bodyguards around are just for show, fans have a sense of propriety, the children they like are ten years old and the other is 16 years old, so they can't scare the two children.
The recording venue is in a shopping mall, and the guests need to buy some things for their children, but the cost is limited.
Hong Yan: "According to the tasks carried out in the past few days, the living expenses accumulated by each group of guests and babies are as follows..."
When the cost of living is announced, some are elated and some are thunderstruck.
Zhou Qian knows how to live, and he and Xiaopang have accumulated the most living expenses.
The living expenses of Ye Haoxuan and the twin sisters are relatively low, and the worst is the flying guests.
Every episode of the show will have a flying guest. Xiaokai has a good personality and doesn't recognize life. He can be regarded as the panacea baby of the show.
But at the same time, it is difficult for Xiaokai to maintain a tacit understanding with the flying guests. In the usual missions, it is good that the original owner and Jiang Fengze are at the bottom. After Qi Wuwang's rebirth, Xiaokai won the last place.
"Why do I have to inherit the living expenses accumulated by others when I come here?"
The flying guests complained bitterly for themselves, "Flying guests who were on the show in the previous episodes! Look at me and Xiaokai, don't you feel guilty?!"
Jiang Fengze and the passers-by around couldn't help laughing.
After the rules were announced, the guests quickly found that this task was too unfriendly to them.
Since the show was recorded, the children have been locked in the house, and it is rare to come out. They want everything they see in the mall.
Especially today, there is a store for children, and children who are tempted casually can't walk.
It's too simple for a child to want something. They either cry or make noises, which makes the heads of the guests ache.
Ye Haoxuan took a child who was wiping tears with one hand, and said with a bitter face: "Jiang Fengze, I'll change the baby belt with you, will it work?"
Jiang Feng felt that he was pitiful, so he refused without hesitation, "Xiao Wang is a child of my family."
It's already like this, just continue to be pitiful.
Fan: "Ah! Yes, yes, Xiao Wang is yours!"
Separated from the other groups of guests, Jiang Feng took the child by the hand, thankful for the first time that he was not bringing a baby.
Thinking about the not-so-abundant living expenses, I was a little afraid that Qi Wuwang would be a demon at this time, "Xiao Wang, you are no longer a child, you must not be like a younger brother and sister, you know? Besides, there are so many people watching around, how manly can you be?" Can't cry."
He gave some vaccinations first.
Qi Wuwang looked innocent, "I'm still a child."
Jiang Feng paused, "You are already ten years old."
Qi Wuwang pretended not to understand, "But I'm still a child."
Jiang Feng did not give up, "To be precise, you are already a mature ten-year-old child."
Qi Wuwang, a ten-year-old child who was forced to mature, wanted to laugh. It was very interesting to see Jiang Fengze so close to the enemy.
He didn't intend to cry at all, and he didn't even bother to use the means that a bear child would use.
So when Jiang Fengze tentatively asked him if he wanted to buy a Peppa Pig doll, Qi Wuwang threw the doll aside indifferently, "My family has a life-sized one."
Asked him if he wanted grilled sausages, Qi Wuwang didn't even move his nose, "The grilled sausages I eat are all made fresh."
Asked him if he wanted to buy a pair of shoes, Qi Wuwang didn't raise his eyes, "I have a limited edition of this brand."
Xiaokai, Xiaopang and the twin sisters were crying and wanting to buy something, but Fang Qi Wuwang didn't like it at all here.
The living expenses of the other groups were not enough, but their group couldn't spend it. The worried Jiang Feng would "smile bitterly" when they met Zhou Qian.
Passers-by who followed them were broadcasting live, and the comments were frantic.
[Jiang Fengze is that wry smile, it's clearly a fake wry smile, I'm so sorry, hahaha]
[Jiang Fengze now looks like someone showing off their children to my mother, and also said that he doesn't like children, obviously he likes children very much, Xiao Wang]
[Xiao Wang is an ordinary child, he is too obedient, Jiang Feng only said that he doesn't like children who are difficult to manage]
[You guys are mistaken, Qi Wuwang is so easy to lead in this link because he grew up on the pile of money since he was a child]
[The limited number of shoes I bought with a few months of frugality turned out to be just one of the kid's collections, I'm sore]
[Maybe it's not even a collection, he wears it as slippers at home:)]
[Depend on!You stop, hold back!I already have that sense of picture, but it hurts me so much! ]
……
Except for Qi Wuwang, the other four children's eyes were swollen from crying, and they were sobbing and throwing a tantrum.
The guests had to pretend to be patient no matter how impatient they were, and the crowd of onlookers didn't have so many scruples and showed boredom.
Is a crying child more annoying?
I kind of want to see Jiang Fengze is extremely irritable, but still has to maintain his human appearance.
Qi Wuwang stared at it for a long time, thoughtfully, "Brother Jiang Fengze."
Jiang Fengze: "Huh?"
Qi Wuwang: "Do you want to try the experience of raising a child?"
Jiang Fengze was stunned for a moment, watching his eyes turn red as soon as he spoke, and his scalp tingling, "No need, thank you, I just want to be the guardian of someone else's family."
Qi Wuwang's drama spirit was extinguished before it even started.
The melon-eating people around who heard their conversation couldn't help but laugh, and the way of getting along with each other is too funny.
Qi Wuwang leaned on the railing, saw the chubby baba finished eating a big pancake, and then said something to Zhou Qian, Zhou Qian also gave him his own pancake.
Xiaopang ate happily, Qi Wuwang saw Zhou Qian touching his stomach.
After thinking about it, he returned to Jiang Fengze, "give me some money."
His mobile phone was confiscated by the program team before recording, and he didn't have any money on him.
Jiang Feng raised his eyebrows, didn't ask him why he wanted the money, and generously gave him a five-yuan bill, "Take it and use it, and don't give me the change."
Qi Wuwang: "..."
It's only five yuan, how dare you ask him to give you the change?
In big shopping malls, it’s really hard to buy things with this amount of money. Qi Wuwang stood in front of the pancake stand, looking up at the menu with difficulty. 5 yuan couldn’t even buy a pancake, let alone toppings.
"Xiao Wang, do you want to eat pancakes?" A fan came up to chat.
Qi Wuwang subconsciously kept a distance from her, then nodded.
"I bought it for you~"
"Okay, thank you. I'll ask the program team to return the money to you later." Qi Wuwang turned to the boss and said, "Boss, I want a Big Mac egg pancake."
The director sister who had been with her for a long time finally found a sense of existence, "Xiao Wang, we can only use living expenses and cannot accept help from fans."
Qi Wuwang was upset, "I borrowed the money out of face, so why not spend it?"
The director's sister choked up, "Mr. Jiang Fengze needs to be punished for spending this money."
Qi Wuwang: "Boss, please add more peppers!"
Director sister: "..."
Jiang Feng needs to accept punishment or something, he doesn't care at all, okay?
It was Jiang Fengze who was punished, so what does it have to do with Qi Wuwang?
Isn't Xiongzi's code of conduct just to make trouble for others, he likes to make trouble for that dramatist Jiang Fengze.
The speed at which the news spread among the people was extremely frightening. Soon, a passer-by told Jiang Fengze about Qi Wuwang borrowing money from fans to buy pancakes.
Jiang Feng was silent for a moment, then smiled helplessly, with a little sincerity in this smile.
Finally, I didn't raise a white-eyed wolf. Knowing that he didn't have breakfast in the morning, I went to buy cakes for him.
Forget it, it's always good intentions, so I won't tell Qi Wuwang that he will be punished.
Jiang Feng sat on the bench in a good mood, waiting for the offering of pancakes, waiting for no one to come.
"Hey, Jiang Fengze!"
Seeing him, Zhou Qian gnawed on pancakes and walked over with Xiaopang, "Aren't you with Xiao Wang?"
Jiang Fengze: "He went shopping."
"Hey, don't worry, I can't wait to spend my money in two yuan. A lot of living expenses is good. Xiaowang saw that I was hungry and bought me a piece of cake to eat. This child..."
"Brother Qian." Jiang Fengze called out suddenly, with no emotion on his face, "You mean, he bought you cakes to eat?"
"That's right." Zhou Qian took a bite of the cake and showed him, "I know I like spicy food, so I added more spicy food."
Jiang Fengze's smile was brighter than the flowers in the flower shop next door, and his stomach hurt like fire from anger.
Very good, Qi Wuwang, you are really great.
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