Who made me reborn?
Chapter 1 Who Says Everyone Wants to Be Reborn
Three o'clock in the morning, in the editing room of Fanyu TV.
Hong Yan drank his coffee to continue his life, and forced himself to cheer up, "I don't want this part, here, all the way to the place where Qi Wuwang appeared on the screen, cut it all off."
The editor nodded, and couldn't help saying, "Director Hong, with this cut, Qi Wuwang will have his head shaved again in this episode. The audience has always complained that we are biased and we have too few shots for him."
"Fart! I'm not partial to Qi Wuwang enough?" Hong Yan sneered angrily, "That's right, if I wasn't partial, Qi Wuwang would be angry."
Black fire is also fire, and it will be used as a negative teaching material for children's growth and education.
Hong Yan has been in the variety show industry for more than ten years, and has come into contact with all kinds of artists. There is no one that he can't save in the later stage. However, this season of the show he was taught to be a man.
He was taught by a 10-year-old child.
"Grow Up Slowly" is a family-style parent-child variety show launched by Fanyu TV. It focuses on elements such as "children's dimension" and "stars with babies". This variety show will be popular soon.
The program has been recorded for two seasons, and the average age of amateur babies is 3-5 years old. In the third season, a 10-year-old overage baby was added as an exception.
No, it's the little devil.
He has a big temper, is spoiled, lives a delicate life, is unhappy eighteen hours a day, can use his hands but never speaks... he is used to being sick all over his body, and he doesn't know how to treat it.
Hong Yan opened his bloodshot eyes, "Where are the film preparations? Give him some cute shots."
"The backup film has also been cut, and there is not much that can be used."
There is a lens, but the lens of [fun], sorry, there is really no.
Oh, except for his genetically superior face.
The child on the screen has a clean face, cute baby fat, clear eyebrows, handsome and cute, and you can get a glimpse of the stunning appearance when it grows up in the future.
Such an eye-catching child, his behavior at the moment is also eye-catching.
Qi Wuwang grabbed Xiao Kai's hair, pressed his head to the ground, and unreservedly raised his hands twice, and the surrounding celebrity guests rushed up in a panic, separating the two children.
Fortunately, Hong Yan did explosion-proof work in advance and laid soft carpets in the room, so that no more serious recording accidents occurred.
Hong Yan was heartbroken.
He is willing to use this kind of lens in exchange for popularity, and the reason that makes him stop again and again is hanging on the hot search.
"Born to win, Qi Wuwang" topped the list of hot searches, followed by a red-to-black [Boom].
【Oh My God! ! !No wonder I fell in love with my future sibling love at first sight, it turns out he is my goddess' own son! 】
【Not only the son of your goddess, but also the son of my male god! 】
[No wonder Qi Wuwang can still be a guest of "Please Grow Up Slowly" at the age of ten. He is a related family. Please let Shu Yiwen be a person. It is too pitiful for Jiang Fengze to take your baby]
[Jiang Feng is the number one trafficker of the new generation and is gaining momentum. Besides, who said that Shu Yiwen and Fanyu TV co-produced "Please Grow Up Slowly", so her own son will not be able to appear on the show?It is not clearly stipulated that the baby can only be 3-5 years old]
[That's right, it's just that the director doesn't know how to do it, so he didn't even give me a false shot]
[Qi Wuwang's shots are missing, and Jiang Fengze's shots are also missing, these two are bound, not happy]
[It may be that I am too introverted. I see him very quiet in the camera, but he doesn't seem to like Jiang Fengze very much, and there is no interaction at all]
【Ahhh!I really like Xiao Wang's face!I only hate that I was born more than ten years earlier! 】
……
Hong Yan, who saw the trending search, was speechless.
Qi Wuwang is quiet?
Yes, this is already the pinnacle of editing by his editor.
Shu Yiwen is one of the creators of the show. No matter how bad her son is, Hong Yan can only make better cuts. In the end, only Qi Wuwang's face can be cut into the feature film.
Qi Wuwang beat someone up, and during the few days when he went home to reflect, everyone in the show crew seemed to have won 800 million yuan.
Hearing that the child drowned and fell seriously ill some time ago, Hong Yan sincerely expected him to quit the show, but it was a pity that he was sent back after he recovered.
The mobile phone on the table suddenly received a video invitation.
"Director Hong! It's not good!"
Hong Yan's scalp was numb, "What did that little ancestor do again?"
The assistant in the video panicked, "He, he went to Xiaokai's room!"
"Why did he go to Xiaokai's room?" After reflecting on it, he really didn't understand?
Hong Yan couldn't sit still, "Hurry up and watch it! You must protect Xiao Kai, and if something happens, his parents will expose our show on the Internet!"
The assistant promised again and again, live streaming while running.
There are many small night lights in the corridor, the camera is shaky and the clarity is touching, but the scene in the children's room is still clearly captured.
The warm yellow light hit the ten-year-old's face, and under the radiant tones, the boy's eyebrows were gentle and clean like an angel.
He stood quietly beside the children's bed, his long eyelashes drooping slightly, staring at the sleeping Xiaokai, wondering what he was thinking.
Hong Yan held his breath, subconsciously made a movement of zooming in on the camera, and then put down his hands embarrassingly.
When Qi Wuwang stretched out his hand to Xiaokai, his heart skipped a beat, anticipating the imminent battle, "What are you waiting for, go in quickly..."
The low voice stopped abruptly.
Hair pulling?Pinch someone?Lift the quilt?
Not all.
Qi Wuwang cautiously stretched out a finger to smooth the sticky bandage on Xiao Kai's forehead, stroking it one by one, for fear of waking him up.
Hong Yan and his assistant were dumbfounded.
The child couldn't sleep well, turned over and kicked the quilt with his feet, Qi Wuwang pulled the quilt back for him, the movements were not proficient, but serious and cute.
Turning his head was lifted by Xiaokai again, he pulled the quilt up again, and was kicked away again, this was repeated three or four times, Qi Wuwang never tires of it.
After the child was completely quiet, Qi Wuwang raised his head, his dark eyes passed through the crack of the door and the camera, and looked into Hong Yan's eyes.
He walked out of the room, closed the door quietly, and then said "Dao Hong", the voice was soft and soft, which made people's hearts tremble.
Hong Yan deliberately lowered his voice, "Xiao Wang, why don't you sleep?"
"Can't sleep."
"Have you had a nightmare? Which brother do you want to hear a bedtime story?"
"No, and I don't want to hear stories."
"That means you're hungry, I'll ask someone to make you your favorite cookies."
"Thanks, but no, I'm not hungry."
Shocked by Qi Wuwang's politeness, Hong Yan was about to continue to show concern.
Qi Wuwang said first: "Brother..."
After a pause, "Don't worry about me, I just want to see how bad I was before."
If you heard me right, Qi Wuwang just wanted to call him brother?
A ten-year-old called him brother?
But soon, Hong Yan's attention shifted to the point of "Qi Wuwang finally has the self-consciousness of a brat".
Without waiting for them to think too much, Qi Wuwang said "I'm going back to my room to sleep", said goodnight and left.
The assistant asked timidly: "Director Hong, I feel that Qi Wuhuang's illness is still not healed, do you want to tell Teacher Shu?"
Hong Yan nodded halfway, then immediately shook his head and said, "What are you doing so stupid! Watch your mouth!"
Why don't you hope for the child's well-being, cover Xiaokai with a quilt in the middle of the night, what a wonderful shot.
Hong Yan was overjoyed, it seems that introspection is effective, at least Qi Wuwang knows how to act in front of the camera, and his acting skills are pretty good, like the two of them, he is worthy of being the son of actress Shu Yiwen.
Director Hong, have you forgotten who blasted Xiao Kai with the hammer?
The assistant thought silently.
Qi Wuwang returned to the room, climbed into the bed and lay down, the custom-made Nordic star ceiling was luxurious and fairytale.
Even the children's room used for recording, Qi Wuwang's room is more particular than other children's room.
The night vision camera was working meticulously, Qi Wuwang pulled the quilt over his head and curled up his body.
The sky was covered with gray clouds, and the continuous rain replaced the lost blood, watering every part of the body, soaking the coldness of the soul, and even numb the pain of falling from a tall building and touching the ground.
Qi Wuwang never thought about rebirth.
In a life shrouded in clouds, even if you do it all over again, there is no possibility of catching a glimpse of the sunrise.
Reborn as a ten-year-old self, her life experience is very different from before rebirth.
Qi Wuwang, who was supposed to have no father or mother, became the child of celebrity Shu Yiwen. She had a celebrity mother as her capital, and the original owner was domineering in the program group, finding faults every three days and causing trouble.
In the end, the story of the original hitman reached Shu Yiwen's ears, and considering the impact, he ordered him to go home and reflect.
The original owner was not safe, he slipped out of the house and drowned while swimming in the lake, only then did Qi Wuwang be reborn.
Not long after Qi Wuwang was sent back to the group today, Xiao Kai also came back, worried that the flames of war would be ignited again, and everyone kept guarding against the two children's contact. Qi Wuwang could only come and see Xiao Kai's injuries in the middle of the night.
The attack was not so heavy, Qi Wuwang knew exactly how bad the original owner was, and he fully understood his situation.
But if you look forward to his rebirth, what changes can be brought to the program group succumbing to capital, it can only be said that he has picked sesame seeds and lost watermelon.
After all, who would have thought that the hit variety show that had been filmed for two seasons would be ruined by him.
Based on Qi Wuwang’s experience in the 24 years before his rebirth, the program team will expose a series of scandals: “Qi Wuwang”’s evil deeds in the crew were revealed, and Shu Yiwen forced the director to edit things that could not be hidden, and netizens criticized them verbally Let the mother and son get out of the entertainment circle.
Just like a disaster star.
Qi Wuwang has fought against fate for more than 20 years, and has never won a victory. Although he is very sorry to the original owner's mother and the program team, he has been forced into the game, and some things are beyond his control.
"Please Grow Up Slowly" implements one belt, one belt, each guest has a bound child, but occasionally they have to carry the audience.
For example, Zhou Qian, a contemporary niche student, plays the role of the husband of the family and needs to prepare breakfast for five children and "parents" every morning.
"Today, I made my newly researched complementary food for the children. Really, I found a problem. This program reads as "Please Grow Up Slowly" and is written as "Induction Training for Celebrity Dads Before Employment."
Zhou Qian put the porridge bowl on the dining table, and faced the camera with a serious face, "Every guest who gets off the show can work as a baby daddy without a license."
Director: "Then when are you going to work with a certificate?"
"Me? Hey, you guys are too broken. You're digging holes for me. I won't tell you."
Zhou Qian smiled embarrassedly, and said quietly: "I will talk about it after I get the little red book."
As we all know, Zhou Qian has a girlfriend outside the circle who has a stable relationship, and he has sold a hot spot to the program group.
At this time, a soft voice sounded from behind.
"...Brother Zhou Qian, I'm hungry."
"I'm hungry too!"
Downstairs was a pair of mixed-race twins, their eyes were sleepy, they climbed the handrails to walk up the stairs, and Zhou Qian's heart trembled with their awkward appearance.
"Hey! My babies, slow down."
Holding the two children downstairs, one in each hand, Zhou Qian asked, "Why are you up so early? I haven't woken you up yet."
Just as Zhou Qian arranged for them, another snack was awakened by the smell of food.
When Qi Wuwang went downstairs, he saw three children grabbing the tableware, eating breakfast more clumsily than anyone else.
Since he appeared, the atmosphere has suddenly changed, and the staff is visibly nervous.
After a moment of silence, Qi Wuwang walked towards the dining table, the three children stopped eating at the same time, shrinking back in fear, they were all bullied by the original owner.
Qi Wuwang pretended not to notice that he was just taller than the dining table. Qi Wuwang, who was 1.8 meters before rebirth, gradually got used to the altitude. He stood on tiptoe and reached the table to serve porridge, but there were no tableware.
After staring at the bowl for less than three seconds, the staff handed over the spoon.
During the recording, they shouldn't be able to provide any help, but Qi Wuwu is different, this little devil will really flip the table if he is upset.
Qi Wuwang stared at the pink rabbit spoon, his index finger trembled, and he held the rabbit's ears, "Thank you."
"you are welcome."
The staff didn't stay calm for long, and took a step back with their eyes wide open.
Too much.
Muttering a few words in his heart, Qi Wuwang felt at ease with this familiar attitude.
There is porridge, but no side dishes, how to eat porridge?
Qi Wuwang looked next door, the children's bowls contained mini fried eggs, each fried egg was only the size of a fingernail.
People who make food supplements have a heart, which not only improves children's dining interest, but also trains their eating skills, high.
Not interested in participating in eating training, Qi Wuwang sighed secretly, and planned to drink vegetarian porridge.
The twins' eyes were red, and their mouths were pursed, "Wow wow wow!"
Cried.
Qi Wuwang raised one eyebrow:?
The fat child looked at the twins and opened his mouth belatedly, "Wow!"
I cried.
Qi Wuwang raised the other eyebrow:? ?
"What's the matter?" Zhou Qian Xunsheng came out of the kitchen, seeing Qi Wuwang's face suddenly changed.
Seeing the backer coming, the three children cried with more confidence.
Zhou Qian held them in his arms, and asked the staff what Qi Wuwang did again with a vague look.
The staff shook their heads uncertainly, as if nothing happened, but what if Qi Wuwang did something right under their noses?
They trust Qi Wuwang more than their own eyes.
Zhou Qian coaxed the child, walked behind the camera and looked at the video just now.
...you are almost done.
Qi Wuwang was speechless, it was not the first time he was played, but it was the first time he met three four-year-old babies playing him.
"Woo, he, he wants to hit my bowl... the egg in the bowl, I don't want to, hiccup! I don't want to give him this... he, he will hit me like Brother Xiaokai, hiccup!"
The mixed-race baby is not proficient in Chinese, and Zhou Qian laughed at the complaint of combining Chinese and Western.
He checked the video again and again, Qi Wuwang really didn't do anything this time, or before he could do anything, the children were crying first, the most important thing now is to appease the three little ancestors.
"Be good, don't cry, your brother Xiaowang won't snatch your fried eggs."
"Bitch, what's a bastard?" The mixed-race baby sobbed.
Zhou Qian paused, "It's an egg."
Probably seeing no one to help Qi Wuwang, the three children became addicted to crying, and Zhou Qian's head grew bigger.
"Brother Xiaowang doesn't like fried eggs. He played with your brother Xiaokai last time, and he wouldn't beat you, so stop crying, okay?"
Maybe Qi Wuwang was too well-behaved today, Zhou Qian let down his vigilance and asked him for affirmation, "Isn't it, Xiao Wang?"
The crying in the living room was still there, Qi Wuwang, who was silently drinking porridge, came back to his senses, and the three children immediately increased their crying output.
Glancing at the provocative children, the corners of Qi Wuwang's mouth were raised, and the smile was on the face but not on the heart, commonly known as a professional fake smile, which still left everyone present feeling empty.
"Brother Zhou Qian, sister must have a good temper?" Qi Wuwang asked with a smile.
Zhou Qian was stunned, and later realized that the "sister" here was referring to his girlfriend.
"Brother Zhou Qian's coaxing skills are so poor, either because my sister has a good temper or because my sister has a good personality."
Don't these two expressions mean the same thing?
Zhou Qian was bewildered again, he was buried, not only not angry, but even a little bit want to laugh.
The atmosphere eased a little, but Qi Wuwang hadn't finished speaking yet.
"Everyone, please be kind, don't make things difficult for Brother Zhou Qian by telling white lies."
"All four-year-olds know that I like to eat fried eggs. I don't play with Xiaokai. I prefer to hit people who cry non-stop."
Three four-year-olds: …
The world was suddenly quiet.
Qi Wuwang took their bowls, poured the mini fried eggs into the porridge bowl, scooped a large spoonful into his mouth, chewed with a puffy face, and licked his lips at the children.
The three children hiccupped at the same time, silly.
Hong Yan drank his coffee to continue his life, and forced himself to cheer up, "I don't want this part, here, all the way to the place where Qi Wuwang appeared on the screen, cut it all off."
The editor nodded, and couldn't help saying, "Director Hong, with this cut, Qi Wuwang will have his head shaved again in this episode. The audience has always complained that we are biased and we have too few shots for him."
"Fart! I'm not partial to Qi Wuwang enough?" Hong Yan sneered angrily, "That's right, if I wasn't partial, Qi Wuwang would be angry."
Black fire is also fire, and it will be used as a negative teaching material for children's growth and education.
Hong Yan has been in the variety show industry for more than ten years, and has come into contact with all kinds of artists. There is no one that he can't save in the later stage. However, this season of the show he was taught to be a man.
He was taught by a 10-year-old child.
"Grow Up Slowly" is a family-style parent-child variety show launched by Fanyu TV. It focuses on elements such as "children's dimension" and "stars with babies". This variety show will be popular soon.
The program has been recorded for two seasons, and the average age of amateur babies is 3-5 years old. In the third season, a 10-year-old overage baby was added as an exception.
No, it's the little devil.
He has a big temper, is spoiled, lives a delicate life, is unhappy eighteen hours a day, can use his hands but never speaks... he is used to being sick all over his body, and he doesn't know how to treat it.
Hong Yan opened his bloodshot eyes, "Where are the film preparations? Give him some cute shots."
"The backup film has also been cut, and there is not much that can be used."
There is a lens, but the lens of [fun], sorry, there is really no.
Oh, except for his genetically superior face.
The child on the screen has a clean face, cute baby fat, clear eyebrows, handsome and cute, and you can get a glimpse of the stunning appearance when it grows up in the future.
Such an eye-catching child, his behavior at the moment is also eye-catching.
Qi Wuwang grabbed Xiao Kai's hair, pressed his head to the ground, and unreservedly raised his hands twice, and the surrounding celebrity guests rushed up in a panic, separating the two children.
Fortunately, Hong Yan did explosion-proof work in advance and laid soft carpets in the room, so that no more serious recording accidents occurred.
Hong Yan was heartbroken.
He is willing to use this kind of lens in exchange for popularity, and the reason that makes him stop again and again is hanging on the hot search.
"Born to win, Qi Wuwang" topped the list of hot searches, followed by a red-to-black [Boom].
【Oh My God! ! !No wonder I fell in love with my future sibling love at first sight, it turns out he is my goddess' own son! 】
【Not only the son of your goddess, but also the son of my male god! 】
[No wonder Qi Wuwang can still be a guest of "Please Grow Up Slowly" at the age of ten. He is a related family. Please let Shu Yiwen be a person. It is too pitiful for Jiang Fengze to take your baby]
[Jiang Feng is the number one trafficker of the new generation and is gaining momentum. Besides, who said that Shu Yiwen and Fanyu TV co-produced "Please Grow Up Slowly", so her own son will not be able to appear on the show?It is not clearly stipulated that the baby can only be 3-5 years old]
[That's right, it's just that the director doesn't know how to do it, so he didn't even give me a false shot]
[Qi Wuwang's shots are missing, and Jiang Fengze's shots are also missing, these two are bound, not happy]
[It may be that I am too introverted. I see him very quiet in the camera, but he doesn't seem to like Jiang Fengze very much, and there is no interaction at all]
【Ahhh!I really like Xiao Wang's face!I only hate that I was born more than ten years earlier! 】
……
Hong Yan, who saw the trending search, was speechless.
Qi Wuwang is quiet?
Yes, this is already the pinnacle of editing by his editor.
Shu Yiwen is one of the creators of the show. No matter how bad her son is, Hong Yan can only make better cuts. In the end, only Qi Wuwang's face can be cut into the feature film.
Qi Wuwang beat someone up, and during the few days when he went home to reflect, everyone in the show crew seemed to have won 800 million yuan.
Hearing that the child drowned and fell seriously ill some time ago, Hong Yan sincerely expected him to quit the show, but it was a pity that he was sent back after he recovered.
The mobile phone on the table suddenly received a video invitation.
"Director Hong! It's not good!"
Hong Yan's scalp was numb, "What did that little ancestor do again?"
The assistant in the video panicked, "He, he went to Xiaokai's room!"
"Why did he go to Xiaokai's room?" After reflecting on it, he really didn't understand?
Hong Yan couldn't sit still, "Hurry up and watch it! You must protect Xiao Kai, and if something happens, his parents will expose our show on the Internet!"
The assistant promised again and again, live streaming while running.
There are many small night lights in the corridor, the camera is shaky and the clarity is touching, but the scene in the children's room is still clearly captured.
The warm yellow light hit the ten-year-old's face, and under the radiant tones, the boy's eyebrows were gentle and clean like an angel.
He stood quietly beside the children's bed, his long eyelashes drooping slightly, staring at the sleeping Xiaokai, wondering what he was thinking.
Hong Yan held his breath, subconsciously made a movement of zooming in on the camera, and then put down his hands embarrassingly.
When Qi Wuwang stretched out his hand to Xiaokai, his heart skipped a beat, anticipating the imminent battle, "What are you waiting for, go in quickly..."
The low voice stopped abruptly.
Hair pulling?Pinch someone?Lift the quilt?
Not all.
Qi Wuwang cautiously stretched out a finger to smooth the sticky bandage on Xiao Kai's forehead, stroking it one by one, for fear of waking him up.
Hong Yan and his assistant were dumbfounded.
The child couldn't sleep well, turned over and kicked the quilt with his feet, Qi Wuwang pulled the quilt back for him, the movements were not proficient, but serious and cute.
Turning his head was lifted by Xiaokai again, he pulled the quilt up again, and was kicked away again, this was repeated three or four times, Qi Wuwang never tires of it.
After the child was completely quiet, Qi Wuwang raised his head, his dark eyes passed through the crack of the door and the camera, and looked into Hong Yan's eyes.
He walked out of the room, closed the door quietly, and then said "Dao Hong", the voice was soft and soft, which made people's hearts tremble.
Hong Yan deliberately lowered his voice, "Xiao Wang, why don't you sleep?"
"Can't sleep."
"Have you had a nightmare? Which brother do you want to hear a bedtime story?"
"No, and I don't want to hear stories."
"That means you're hungry, I'll ask someone to make you your favorite cookies."
"Thanks, but no, I'm not hungry."
Shocked by Qi Wuwang's politeness, Hong Yan was about to continue to show concern.
Qi Wuwang said first: "Brother..."
After a pause, "Don't worry about me, I just want to see how bad I was before."
If you heard me right, Qi Wuwang just wanted to call him brother?
A ten-year-old called him brother?
But soon, Hong Yan's attention shifted to the point of "Qi Wuwang finally has the self-consciousness of a brat".
Without waiting for them to think too much, Qi Wuwang said "I'm going back to my room to sleep", said goodnight and left.
The assistant asked timidly: "Director Hong, I feel that Qi Wuhuang's illness is still not healed, do you want to tell Teacher Shu?"
Hong Yan nodded halfway, then immediately shook his head and said, "What are you doing so stupid! Watch your mouth!"
Why don't you hope for the child's well-being, cover Xiaokai with a quilt in the middle of the night, what a wonderful shot.
Hong Yan was overjoyed, it seems that introspection is effective, at least Qi Wuwang knows how to act in front of the camera, and his acting skills are pretty good, like the two of them, he is worthy of being the son of actress Shu Yiwen.
Director Hong, have you forgotten who blasted Xiao Kai with the hammer?
The assistant thought silently.
Qi Wuwang returned to the room, climbed into the bed and lay down, the custom-made Nordic star ceiling was luxurious and fairytale.
Even the children's room used for recording, Qi Wuwang's room is more particular than other children's room.
The night vision camera was working meticulously, Qi Wuwang pulled the quilt over his head and curled up his body.
The sky was covered with gray clouds, and the continuous rain replaced the lost blood, watering every part of the body, soaking the coldness of the soul, and even numb the pain of falling from a tall building and touching the ground.
Qi Wuwang never thought about rebirth.
In a life shrouded in clouds, even if you do it all over again, there is no possibility of catching a glimpse of the sunrise.
Reborn as a ten-year-old self, her life experience is very different from before rebirth.
Qi Wuwang, who was supposed to have no father or mother, became the child of celebrity Shu Yiwen. She had a celebrity mother as her capital, and the original owner was domineering in the program group, finding faults every three days and causing trouble.
In the end, the story of the original hitman reached Shu Yiwen's ears, and considering the impact, he ordered him to go home and reflect.
The original owner was not safe, he slipped out of the house and drowned while swimming in the lake, only then did Qi Wuwang be reborn.
Not long after Qi Wuwang was sent back to the group today, Xiao Kai also came back, worried that the flames of war would be ignited again, and everyone kept guarding against the two children's contact. Qi Wuwang could only come and see Xiao Kai's injuries in the middle of the night.
The attack was not so heavy, Qi Wuwang knew exactly how bad the original owner was, and he fully understood his situation.
But if you look forward to his rebirth, what changes can be brought to the program group succumbing to capital, it can only be said that he has picked sesame seeds and lost watermelon.
After all, who would have thought that the hit variety show that had been filmed for two seasons would be ruined by him.
Based on Qi Wuwang’s experience in the 24 years before his rebirth, the program team will expose a series of scandals: “Qi Wuwang”’s evil deeds in the crew were revealed, and Shu Yiwen forced the director to edit things that could not be hidden, and netizens criticized them verbally Let the mother and son get out of the entertainment circle.
Just like a disaster star.
Qi Wuwang has fought against fate for more than 20 years, and has never won a victory. Although he is very sorry to the original owner's mother and the program team, he has been forced into the game, and some things are beyond his control.
"Please Grow Up Slowly" implements one belt, one belt, each guest has a bound child, but occasionally they have to carry the audience.
For example, Zhou Qian, a contemporary niche student, plays the role of the husband of the family and needs to prepare breakfast for five children and "parents" every morning.
"Today, I made my newly researched complementary food for the children. Really, I found a problem. This program reads as "Please Grow Up Slowly" and is written as "Induction Training for Celebrity Dads Before Employment."
Zhou Qian put the porridge bowl on the dining table, and faced the camera with a serious face, "Every guest who gets off the show can work as a baby daddy without a license."
Director: "Then when are you going to work with a certificate?"
"Me? Hey, you guys are too broken. You're digging holes for me. I won't tell you."
Zhou Qian smiled embarrassedly, and said quietly: "I will talk about it after I get the little red book."
As we all know, Zhou Qian has a girlfriend outside the circle who has a stable relationship, and he has sold a hot spot to the program group.
At this time, a soft voice sounded from behind.
"...Brother Zhou Qian, I'm hungry."
"I'm hungry too!"
Downstairs was a pair of mixed-race twins, their eyes were sleepy, they climbed the handrails to walk up the stairs, and Zhou Qian's heart trembled with their awkward appearance.
"Hey! My babies, slow down."
Holding the two children downstairs, one in each hand, Zhou Qian asked, "Why are you up so early? I haven't woken you up yet."
Just as Zhou Qian arranged for them, another snack was awakened by the smell of food.
When Qi Wuwang went downstairs, he saw three children grabbing the tableware, eating breakfast more clumsily than anyone else.
Since he appeared, the atmosphere has suddenly changed, and the staff is visibly nervous.
After a moment of silence, Qi Wuwang walked towards the dining table, the three children stopped eating at the same time, shrinking back in fear, they were all bullied by the original owner.
Qi Wuwang pretended not to notice that he was just taller than the dining table. Qi Wuwang, who was 1.8 meters before rebirth, gradually got used to the altitude. He stood on tiptoe and reached the table to serve porridge, but there were no tableware.
After staring at the bowl for less than three seconds, the staff handed over the spoon.
During the recording, they shouldn't be able to provide any help, but Qi Wuwu is different, this little devil will really flip the table if he is upset.
Qi Wuwang stared at the pink rabbit spoon, his index finger trembled, and he held the rabbit's ears, "Thank you."
"you are welcome."
The staff didn't stay calm for long, and took a step back with their eyes wide open.
Too much.
Muttering a few words in his heart, Qi Wuwang felt at ease with this familiar attitude.
There is porridge, but no side dishes, how to eat porridge?
Qi Wuwang looked next door, the children's bowls contained mini fried eggs, each fried egg was only the size of a fingernail.
People who make food supplements have a heart, which not only improves children's dining interest, but also trains their eating skills, high.
Not interested in participating in eating training, Qi Wuwang sighed secretly, and planned to drink vegetarian porridge.
The twins' eyes were red, and their mouths were pursed, "Wow wow wow!"
Cried.
Qi Wuwang raised one eyebrow:?
The fat child looked at the twins and opened his mouth belatedly, "Wow!"
I cried.
Qi Wuwang raised the other eyebrow:? ?
"What's the matter?" Zhou Qian Xunsheng came out of the kitchen, seeing Qi Wuwang's face suddenly changed.
Seeing the backer coming, the three children cried with more confidence.
Zhou Qian held them in his arms, and asked the staff what Qi Wuwang did again with a vague look.
The staff shook their heads uncertainly, as if nothing happened, but what if Qi Wuwang did something right under their noses?
They trust Qi Wuwang more than their own eyes.
Zhou Qian coaxed the child, walked behind the camera and looked at the video just now.
...you are almost done.
Qi Wuwang was speechless, it was not the first time he was played, but it was the first time he met three four-year-old babies playing him.
"Woo, he, he wants to hit my bowl... the egg in the bowl, I don't want to, hiccup! I don't want to give him this... he, he will hit me like Brother Xiaokai, hiccup!"
The mixed-race baby is not proficient in Chinese, and Zhou Qian laughed at the complaint of combining Chinese and Western.
He checked the video again and again, Qi Wuwang really didn't do anything this time, or before he could do anything, the children were crying first, the most important thing now is to appease the three little ancestors.
"Be good, don't cry, your brother Xiaowang won't snatch your fried eggs."
"Bitch, what's a bastard?" The mixed-race baby sobbed.
Zhou Qian paused, "It's an egg."
Probably seeing no one to help Qi Wuwang, the three children became addicted to crying, and Zhou Qian's head grew bigger.
"Brother Xiaowang doesn't like fried eggs. He played with your brother Xiaokai last time, and he wouldn't beat you, so stop crying, okay?"
Maybe Qi Wuwang was too well-behaved today, Zhou Qian let down his vigilance and asked him for affirmation, "Isn't it, Xiao Wang?"
The crying in the living room was still there, Qi Wuwang, who was silently drinking porridge, came back to his senses, and the three children immediately increased their crying output.
Glancing at the provocative children, the corners of Qi Wuwang's mouth were raised, and the smile was on the face but not on the heart, commonly known as a professional fake smile, which still left everyone present feeling empty.
"Brother Zhou Qian, sister must have a good temper?" Qi Wuwang asked with a smile.
Zhou Qian was stunned, and later realized that the "sister" here was referring to his girlfriend.
"Brother Zhou Qian's coaxing skills are so poor, either because my sister has a good temper or because my sister has a good personality."
Don't these two expressions mean the same thing?
Zhou Qian was bewildered again, he was buried, not only not angry, but even a little bit want to laugh.
The atmosphere eased a little, but Qi Wuwang hadn't finished speaking yet.
"Everyone, please be kind, don't make things difficult for Brother Zhou Qian by telling white lies."
"All four-year-olds know that I like to eat fried eggs. I don't play with Xiaokai. I prefer to hit people who cry non-stop."
Three four-year-olds: …
The world was suddenly quiet.
Qi Wuwang took their bowls, poured the mini fried eggs into the porridge bowl, scooped a large spoonful into his mouth, chewed with a puffy face, and licked his lips at the children.
The three children hiccupped at the same time, silly.
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