The whole world knows that I and the movie king really did a fake show
Chapter 054: Toba and Monkey Wine
Soon, under the call of Huo Xiaoran's darkened face, the staff appeared out of nowhere, and seeing how many emerald green feathers were on his head, they probably didn't get any benefits.
"Sorry to keep the two guests waiting for a long time. Welcome to our bird forest. The task this time is actually not difficult." One is good.
"Say something quickly." Huo Xiaoran said in a bad tone, obviously there were so many birds in front of him, but they were so afraid of him, which made him very uncomfortable as a predator.
If you are sensible, you should obediently turn yourself into a roast chicken and send it over.
Bainiaolin Zhongniao: I'm sorry, we don't know how to write the word "knowledge".
"Since it is a bird forest, it means that we have hundreds of species of birds here. Please pick up the feathers of birds here. The time limit is one hour. If the final number of species is confirmed to be more than 50, then you will win. If If you fail, you can challenge again by paying 100 yuan."
The staff said with a smile, Director Guo has already issued a death order, and this group must pay a price in money, otherwise it would be too disrespectful to the program group.
Picking up feathers and identifying fifty species?You are embarrassing me and the zoo, right?
Huo Xiaoran thought of the scene where he could startle a flock of birds with every step, and suddenly felt that his future was bright.
"Come here, Brother Du, see what birds you can recognize? I'll pass them and they will definitely flap their wings, hoping to lose a few feathers." Huo Xiaoran's smile was more cunning than the staff.
Hearing this, the staff hadn't responded yet, and the keeper of the Bird Forest couldn't sit still immediately, and he hurried forward:
"Mr. Huo, the birds here are relatively timid. If they are frightened, it may cause them to have some accidents, or even get sick and die. Please don't be too frightened, if possible..." Could you please Do not join the mission.
The breeder didn't say the latter, because he knew that if he said it, it would be tantamount to hindering Huo Xiaoran and their mission.
But who would have thought that he would meet such a god of death?
Hearing this, Huo Xiaoran couldn't help but sigh:
"Hey, I originally wanted to hide my strength, but since you begged sincerely, then I will use a coquettish way to complete the task."
What does he want to do?This sentence popped up in the minds of the three people present at the same time.
Huo Xiaoran closed his eyes, then made a gesture with his left thumb, ring finger and middle finger together, muttering:
"Have you heard the birds of Bai Niaoling? Your breeders can't bear to scare you. If that's the case, I hope you can come here with a piece of feather each. It's like worshiping the top of the mountain."
Worship the mountain?What the hell is this, are you a Phoenix?
As soon as the staff finished slandering in their hearts, they saw the little sparrow closest to them quickly pick up a down feather that fell from its body, and flew into Huo Xiaoran's arms. flew away.
"Note that one species only needs one." Huo Xiaoran saw a group of sparrows flying towards him, and hurriedly added.
Hearing this, all the sparrows flying towards him immediately braked in mid-air. They breathed a sigh of relief humanly, and then threw the feather in their mouths to the ground in disgust.They even spit twice, and then quickly flew away from the place that frightened them.
"Are you the reincarnation of the phoenix?" Du Jinghong couldn't help asking, although reason told him to believe in science, but everything he experienced in the zoo couldn't be explained by science.
Huo Xiaoran didn't seem to care that his abnormal side was seen by others, or he was sure that no one could hold him accountable, so he spread his hands and said:
"How could I be the reincarnation of the phoenix? It's just that I have a stronger affinity for animals."
You look at the group of birds that are about to be frightened by you and say it again?
However, other kinds of birds came to offer their feathers (to buy their lives), and soon a small mountain of feathers was piled up in front of Huo Xiaoran. The staff and breeders were stunned, they looked at this hill , For a while, I didn't know whether I should go backwards or forwards.
"The quantity should be enough, do you want to go forward and count?" Huo Xiaoran put the sparrow down feather in his arms on the top of Yushan, and asked with a smile.
The staff member trembled suddenly, and he looked at the breeder hesitantly.The breeder gritted his teeth, feeling that the burden on his shoulders was terrible.
"You don't need to count. There are more than 50 kinds of birds that just came. I can guarantee that this pile of feathers must be enough. I wonder what Mr. Huo thinks about this pair of feathers?" the breeder said.
idea?Does craving roast chicken count?
Huo Xiaoran shook his head:
"I just want to get the word card."
Upon hearing this, the staff hastily and respectfully handed over the card they managed.He bent down at 90 degrees and offered with both hands:
"Boss, please accept."
Huo Xiaoran smiled gracefully, and accepted the card without blushing.He walked up to Du Jinghong, put this card in his chest pocket, approached him and asked in a low voice:
"Sir, how about a card for one night?"
Du Jinghong's throat rolled slightly.He looked down at Huo Xiaoran's sweetly smiling face, breathing heavily:
"Is that the same for the cards you won before?"
Huo Xiaoran was defeated by him, and his smile paused for a moment, but he quickly came to his senses, and continued to smile and say:
"As long as you don't mind, of course I would."
These words were like a needle stabbing into Du Jinghong's brain, and he couldn't help but wonder if Huo Xiaoran teased his former boyfriends in the same way when they dated them.
In a flash of anger, Du Jinghong suddenly opened the distance between the two:
"Sorry, I mind. I don't want my relationship to be a bargain."
He said in a deep voice, then turned around and left, regardless of how confused Huo Xiaoran was behind him.
Brother, have you forgotten that we are still in business as a couple, how can we be so irresponsible!Huo Xiaoran followed up angrily, but always stayed three steps away from Du Jinghong, and refused to take an extra step.
Sensing the strangeness, Du Jinghong, who was getting angry, didn't take it seriously, but suspected that Huo Xiaoran was playing hard to get.
If Huo Xiaoran knew his thoughts, he would probably sigh with emotion:
A man's heart is also a sea needle.Especially a virgin's heart can't be fished out.
As Du Jinghong was walking, a staff member suddenly jumped out of the way.Camouflage is painted on his face, and his image and temperament are completely different from the previous four. With honey-colored dark skin and a green grass skirt, he looks more like a savage who has lived in the jungle for a long time:
"Ha, I opened this road, and I planted this tree. If you want to cross this road, you will save money to buy roads."
He roared aggressively, opened his hands and asked Du Jinghong for money.
Du Jinghong: ...Has the show crew become so shameless?If you can't earn their money, you actually use such a low-intelligence method to collect money.Aren't you afraid of being complained by the audience?
"How much?" he asked after silence.
"100 per person." Savage thought he gave a very "conscience" price.
As a result, the little miser Huo Xiaoran rushed over suddenly, and yelled at the savage:
"100 per person, why are you so embarrassed? Is there a treasure waiting for us to dig it? It seems that this is a loss-making business, so I don't want to do it. I don't believe that the road ahead is only from your hand. Let's See you later."
Huo Xiaoran turned around and left, this time he was grabbed by Du Jinghong, only to hear him say helplessly:
"Be sober, maybe there are other ways to pass, but the task must be on him, do you think we can bypass him?"
Huo Xiaoran was at a loss for words, just thinking about how much money he had accumulated for so long had to be paid out, and he felt a burst of heartache without any return. Two hundred yuan can buy several fried chickens.
"Why don't you go there alone to complete the task?" Huo Xiaoran couldn't help but suggested, it can be said that he did everything he could to save money.
Before Du Jinghong could speak, the savage kept saying no:
"NONONO, Director Guo said that this is a two-person task, and both of you must go to participate."
In fact, it is not the truth that two people are not two. The truth is that Director Guo wants to cheat money.
Du Jinghong took out his mobile phone and turned it around two hundred times before the savage stepped aside and took them to the last mission point: Huaguo Monkey Mountain
"Welcome to Huaguo Monkey Mountain. This is a paradise for monkeys. They inhabit and play here and live happily. As a wild man in the mountains who was raised by monkeys, I also have a very strong affection for them.
It’s just that our monkey group encountered a problem recently, that is, the monkey king wanted to restore the monkey wine passed down from the ancestors, but he couldn’t restore it anyway. I hope the two of you can help us find the reason. "
Although the savage's voice was full of emotion, Huo Xiaoran couldn't help the urge to laugh.Didn't he say, when did the savages get raised by monkeys?Shouldn't it be an orangutan?
And there is a recipe for monkey wine?Isn't it a pile of fruits to ferment together, and see what God can ferment?
Task five was completely different from the other four tasks, which aroused Du Jinghong's vigilance.
"Is there any clue you haven't told us? We spent two hundred yuan." He asked in a deep voice.
"Uh... the monkey wine is prepared according to the recipe given by the ancestors. The recipe is in the hands of the Monkey King. You can borrow it." The savage's smile stiffened, and he hurriedly added.
In the hands of the Monkey King?Huo Xiaoran glanced at the monkey king on the top of the mountain who closed his eyes and enjoyed the female monkey catching lice for him, and decisively denied the possibility that it was him, he was not in a hurry at all.
"Sorry to keep the two guests waiting for a long time. Welcome to our bird forest. The task this time is actually not difficult." One is good.
"Say something quickly." Huo Xiaoran said in a bad tone, obviously there were so many birds in front of him, but they were so afraid of him, which made him very uncomfortable as a predator.
If you are sensible, you should obediently turn yourself into a roast chicken and send it over.
Bainiaolin Zhongniao: I'm sorry, we don't know how to write the word "knowledge".
"Since it is a bird forest, it means that we have hundreds of species of birds here. Please pick up the feathers of birds here. The time limit is one hour. If the final number of species is confirmed to be more than 50, then you will win. If If you fail, you can challenge again by paying 100 yuan."
The staff said with a smile, Director Guo has already issued a death order, and this group must pay a price in money, otherwise it would be too disrespectful to the program group.
Picking up feathers and identifying fifty species?You are embarrassing me and the zoo, right?
Huo Xiaoran thought of the scene where he could startle a flock of birds with every step, and suddenly felt that his future was bright.
"Come here, Brother Du, see what birds you can recognize? I'll pass them and they will definitely flap their wings, hoping to lose a few feathers." Huo Xiaoran's smile was more cunning than the staff.
Hearing this, the staff hadn't responded yet, and the keeper of the Bird Forest couldn't sit still immediately, and he hurried forward:
"Mr. Huo, the birds here are relatively timid. If they are frightened, it may cause them to have some accidents, or even get sick and die. Please don't be too frightened, if possible..." Could you please Do not join the mission.
The breeder didn't say the latter, because he knew that if he said it, it would be tantamount to hindering Huo Xiaoran and their mission.
But who would have thought that he would meet such a god of death?
Hearing this, Huo Xiaoran couldn't help but sigh:
"Hey, I originally wanted to hide my strength, but since you begged sincerely, then I will use a coquettish way to complete the task."
What does he want to do?This sentence popped up in the minds of the three people present at the same time.
Huo Xiaoran closed his eyes, then made a gesture with his left thumb, ring finger and middle finger together, muttering:
"Have you heard the birds of Bai Niaoling? Your breeders can't bear to scare you. If that's the case, I hope you can come here with a piece of feather each. It's like worshiping the top of the mountain."
Worship the mountain?What the hell is this, are you a Phoenix?
As soon as the staff finished slandering in their hearts, they saw the little sparrow closest to them quickly pick up a down feather that fell from its body, and flew into Huo Xiaoran's arms. flew away.
"Note that one species only needs one." Huo Xiaoran saw a group of sparrows flying towards him, and hurriedly added.
Hearing this, all the sparrows flying towards him immediately braked in mid-air. They breathed a sigh of relief humanly, and then threw the feather in their mouths to the ground in disgust.They even spit twice, and then quickly flew away from the place that frightened them.
"Are you the reincarnation of the phoenix?" Du Jinghong couldn't help asking, although reason told him to believe in science, but everything he experienced in the zoo couldn't be explained by science.
Huo Xiaoran didn't seem to care that his abnormal side was seen by others, or he was sure that no one could hold him accountable, so he spread his hands and said:
"How could I be the reincarnation of the phoenix? It's just that I have a stronger affinity for animals."
You look at the group of birds that are about to be frightened by you and say it again?
However, other kinds of birds came to offer their feathers (to buy their lives), and soon a small mountain of feathers was piled up in front of Huo Xiaoran. The staff and breeders were stunned, they looked at this hill , For a while, I didn't know whether I should go backwards or forwards.
"The quantity should be enough, do you want to go forward and count?" Huo Xiaoran put the sparrow down feather in his arms on the top of Yushan, and asked with a smile.
The staff member trembled suddenly, and he looked at the breeder hesitantly.The breeder gritted his teeth, feeling that the burden on his shoulders was terrible.
"You don't need to count. There are more than 50 kinds of birds that just came. I can guarantee that this pile of feathers must be enough. I wonder what Mr. Huo thinks about this pair of feathers?" the breeder said.
idea?Does craving roast chicken count?
Huo Xiaoran shook his head:
"I just want to get the word card."
Upon hearing this, the staff hastily and respectfully handed over the card they managed.He bent down at 90 degrees and offered with both hands:
"Boss, please accept."
Huo Xiaoran smiled gracefully, and accepted the card without blushing.He walked up to Du Jinghong, put this card in his chest pocket, approached him and asked in a low voice:
"Sir, how about a card for one night?"
Du Jinghong's throat rolled slightly.He looked down at Huo Xiaoran's sweetly smiling face, breathing heavily:
"Is that the same for the cards you won before?"
Huo Xiaoran was defeated by him, and his smile paused for a moment, but he quickly came to his senses, and continued to smile and say:
"As long as you don't mind, of course I would."
These words were like a needle stabbing into Du Jinghong's brain, and he couldn't help but wonder if Huo Xiaoran teased his former boyfriends in the same way when they dated them.
In a flash of anger, Du Jinghong suddenly opened the distance between the two:
"Sorry, I mind. I don't want my relationship to be a bargain."
He said in a deep voice, then turned around and left, regardless of how confused Huo Xiaoran was behind him.
Brother, have you forgotten that we are still in business as a couple, how can we be so irresponsible!Huo Xiaoran followed up angrily, but always stayed three steps away from Du Jinghong, and refused to take an extra step.
Sensing the strangeness, Du Jinghong, who was getting angry, didn't take it seriously, but suspected that Huo Xiaoran was playing hard to get.
If Huo Xiaoran knew his thoughts, he would probably sigh with emotion:
A man's heart is also a sea needle.Especially a virgin's heart can't be fished out.
As Du Jinghong was walking, a staff member suddenly jumped out of the way.Camouflage is painted on his face, and his image and temperament are completely different from the previous four. With honey-colored dark skin and a green grass skirt, he looks more like a savage who has lived in the jungle for a long time:
"Ha, I opened this road, and I planted this tree. If you want to cross this road, you will save money to buy roads."
He roared aggressively, opened his hands and asked Du Jinghong for money.
Du Jinghong: ...Has the show crew become so shameless?If you can't earn their money, you actually use such a low-intelligence method to collect money.Aren't you afraid of being complained by the audience?
"How much?" he asked after silence.
"100 per person." Savage thought he gave a very "conscience" price.
As a result, the little miser Huo Xiaoran rushed over suddenly, and yelled at the savage:
"100 per person, why are you so embarrassed? Is there a treasure waiting for us to dig it? It seems that this is a loss-making business, so I don't want to do it. I don't believe that the road ahead is only from your hand. Let's See you later."
Huo Xiaoran turned around and left, this time he was grabbed by Du Jinghong, only to hear him say helplessly:
"Be sober, maybe there are other ways to pass, but the task must be on him, do you think we can bypass him?"
Huo Xiaoran was at a loss for words, just thinking about how much money he had accumulated for so long had to be paid out, and he felt a burst of heartache without any return. Two hundred yuan can buy several fried chickens.
"Why don't you go there alone to complete the task?" Huo Xiaoran couldn't help but suggested, it can be said that he did everything he could to save money.
Before Du Jinghong could speak, the savage kept saying no:
"NONONO, Director Guo said that this is a two-person task, and both of you must go to participate."
In fact, it is not the truth that two people are not two. The truth is that Director Guo wants to cheat money.
Du Jinghong took out his mobile phone and turned it around two hundred times before the savage stepped aside and took them to the last mission point: Huaguo Monkey Mountain
"Welcome to Huaguo Monkey Mountain. This is a paradise for monkeys. They inhabit and play here and live happily. As a wild man in the mountains who was raised by monkeys, I also have a very strong affection for them.
It’s just that our monkey group encountered a problem recently, that is, the monkey king wanted to restore the monkey wine passed down from the ancestors, but he couldn’t restore it anyway. I hope the two of you can help us find the reason. "
Although the savage's voice was full of emotion, Huo Xiaoran couldn't help the urge to laugh.Didn't he say, when did the savages get raised by monkeys?Shouldn't it be an orangutan?
And there is a recipe for monkey wine?Isn't it a pile of fruits to ferment together, and see what God can ferment?
Task five was completely different from the other four tasks, which aroused Du Jinghong's vigilance.
"Is there any clue you haven't told us? We spent two hundred yuan." He asked in a deep voice.
"Uh... the monkey wine is prepared according to the recipe given by the ancestors. The recipe is in the hands of the Monkey King. You can borrow it." The savage's smile stiffened, and he hurriedly added.
In the hands of the Monkey King?Huo Xiaoran glanced at the monkey king on the top of the mountain who closed his eyes and enjoyed the female monkey catching lice for him, and decisively denied the possibility that it was him, he was not in a hurry at all.
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