Judge Ghost Lotus

After the rain, the sky cleared, and last night was still a terrible weather with lightning, thunder and thunder, as if a hundred ghosts were coming out, but when the red sun burst out, the haze of last night was swept away, except for a few crystals on the leaves. In addition to the flashing light of the raindrops, the torrential rain that almost submerged the entire city completely disappeared.

Anzhai's huge master bedroom is now in a mess, with clothes lying on the floor in a mess. If you look closely, you will find several muddy footprints on the camel-colored plush carpet. The two pairs are of different sizes. The man's shoes were lying on the side of the bed, and a few socks were drooping on the side.

Lin Tianyi was lying naked on the big bed, oh, no, to be precise, he was not completely naked, because there was a sock twisted on his foot.

An Xi's arms were tightly clasped around Lin Tianyi's waist, even in his sleep, he hugged him tightly, for fear that when he woke up, the people around him would lose their traces like last time.

Lin Tianyi fell into a drowsy sleep, only feeling that his body was so heavy that he was almost out of breath, but he tried to open the hands on his waist, but found that he was hugged even tighter.

Lin Tianyi had no choice but to reach out and pinch An Xi's nose.

"Hey, relax, I'm going to roll over..."

After all, he just woke up, Lin Tianyi was a little slurred, An Xi thought he was talking in his sleep, so he pulled him into his arms, thinking about it, he still felt uneasy, so he simply put his legs together. And put it on Lin Tianyi's body, almost crushing Lin Tianyi to death.

"Uh, I told you to let go..." Lin Tianyi pushed An Xi again, who knew that the man just brought his face close to Lin Tianyi's cheek, and slapped him again and again. Looking at Lin Tianyi's back, he muttered nonsense such as "sleep again, sleepy", which made Lin Tianyi dumbfounded.

The drowsiness was about to be disturbed by the man beside him, Lin Tianyi simply opened his eyes, and An Xi's perfect face was close at hand, which reminded him of Gui Lian's unbeatable appearance with Zhang Zhengtai's face in his memory I just find it funny.

As soon as Lin Tian was wandering in the sky, suddenly out of the corner of his eye, he saw a black whirlwind suddenly twisted on the ceiling of the roof.

Before he had time to remind An Xi, a small black ball appeared in the center of the black cyclone, and hit the bed with a bang at an extremely fast speed, oh, no, to be precise, it hit An Xi's face superior.

Lin Tianyi covered his forehead, and almost couldn't help but screamed up to the sky: "Ze Jiu, your uncle is here to spoil my situation again!"

An Xi was completely woken up by the hard blow, and rubbed the big bump on her head, almost dizzy until her eyes were out of focus.

After finally regaining consciousness, An Xi saw a person wearing black diapers and holding a black piglet sitting between the two of them - Xiao Yinger? !

The little meat dumpling was obviously in pain from being smashed, staring at a pair of big round eyes, which were full of tears.

Seeing An Xi staring at him for a moment, Routuanzi became arrogant, threw the black pig in his hand, and hit An Xi's forehead with incomparable precision.

An Xi pulled the black pig off his face with a black line, leaving a few paw prints on Jun's face.The black pig obviously didn't like being hugged by anyone other than Xiaorou Tuanzi, so it bit the back of An Xi's hand with one bite.

An Xi looked at Lin Tianyi with a smile, and shook the black pig in his hand, but unfortunately he didn't.

"Tianyi, what's going on here?"

Lin Tianyi sighed, picked up the Routuanzi on the bed and hugged it to his chest, and formally introduced to An Xi: "It's our first time meeting, this is our son, his name hasn't been named yet, his nickname is Routuan."

Only then did An Xi have the opportunity to look carefully at the facial features of the little meat ball. Sure enough, the eyebrows and eyes were somewhat similar to those of him and Lin Tianyi. He remembered that the demon in his memory saw the little meat ball in the Lianyin Cave Mansion. When picking the lotus xinzi, I just saw a small hand protruding from the gap between the petals.

It's a pity that the ecstasy of meeting Lin Tianyi again has already made him completely dizzy, so there is no room for An Xi to think about his son.

But when this little white meat dumpling was held in Lin Tianyi's arms, his heart was suddenly filled with a strange warmth.This feeling was so good that it almost didn't make him cry on the spot.

"Come on, this is your Bobby, say hello to Bobby."

The little meatball stared at An Xi, then turned his head arrogantly and planned to adopt a policy of ignoring it, but unfortunately, remember to hold on for a few seconds before the proud girl came, and the meatball couldn't help but turn around and tease An The black pig in Xi's hand.

Lin Tianyi felt helpless looking at his son, so he could only explain to An Xi: "It's the first time for this child to see you, so it's inevitable that he's a bit unfamiliar, and he'll be fine after spending time with him."

It turned out that after the celestial demon self-destructed, the enchantment placed on the lotus seeds also dissipated with the celestial demon's death.It didn't take long before the lotus seeds that gave birth to the meat balls bloomed. Unfortunately, An Xi and Lin Tianyi were gone at that time, and the meat balls could only be adopted by Xu Liushang.

I don't know if it's because the meat ball was affected by the prohibition of the demon during the gestation process. This little guy who mixed the blood of the demon and the human has maintained the appearance of a baby until Zejiu recovered and regained consciousness. The way to make the meatballs grow normally.

"Actually, this method is not a once-and-for-all method. Ze Jiu has thought very hard, and specially gave Routuan a magic weapon of condensing energy in the land. This magic weapon of condensing energy can provide Routuan with the aura needed for growth every moment. As long as you Absorb the spiritual energy from the magic weapon, and he will be able to maintain his proper appearance."

Lin Tianyi pointed to the little guy's neck and said: "But now it seems that the little guy's magic weapon has been temporarily confiscated by Ze Jiu, so he can only be beaten back to the prototype of a baby."

"No da da da!"

The little baby waved his limbs angrily and didn't know what he wanted to express. Lin Tianyi hugged his son and said, "Okay, okay, I'll buy you a pacifier right away."

"No da da da da!"

When Lin Tianyi said this, the Routuanzi became even more fussy.

Completely ignoring Routuan's protest, Lin Tianyi let his son ride on An Xi's shoulders, while he got up and found clean clothes to put on.

An Xi protected her son riding on her head with both hands, for fear that the lump of flesh would fall off.

"His magic weapon is probably still in the realm. If you don't buy a replacement quickly, I'm afraid he will go crazy after a long time."

"alternatives?"

An Xi followed his wife out of the house with his son in his servants' expressions as if they had seen a ghost, leaving the old housekeeper tremblingly taking out his mobile phone to "report the good news" to Mr. An - I haven't seen him for a few days, the young master didn't even see his son. It's all done.Isn't the milk doll riding on the young master's head exactly the same as the young master's when he was young? !

While driving, An Xi couldn't help but look at the passenger seat. Lin Tianyi was hugging his son and ravaging him in various ways, pinching his little nose and pulling his chubby face without stopping for a moment.

The meat ball was made to rattle and scream, Lin Tianyi completely blocked it automatically, and still hugged his precious son and kissed wildly all the way.

In the end, Routuan couldn't bear it any longer, and took advantage of the gap to climb onto An Xi's shoulder and hang it.

"Hey, bastard, you Bobby is driving, don't disturb him."

"Ah, click, click -"

Routuan arrogantly ignored Lin Tianyi's warning, hanging on An Xi's body and refusing to leave, and several times successfully blocked An Xi's line of sight, almost causing a rear-end accident.

When Lin Tian saw his son ignoring him, he was also happy and relaxed, so he turned the tablet out to play games.

After finally arriving at the large parking lot of the shopping center, An Xi got out of the car with her son in her arms. The family of three took the elevator to go to the baby care department on the sixth floor. Unexpectedly, the elevator suddenly bumped violently as soon as it reached the fifth floor. , and then everyone in the elevator heard a strange sound, and the elevator that was hovering began to fall out of control.

At that moment, An Xi's mind went blank, the only thing she could do was hold up the little meat ball with one hand, and hold Lin Tianyi's hand tightly with the other hand.

Compared to everyone's panic, Lin Tianyi looked indifferent.

There was a strange noise from the meat ball in An Xi's hand, and after the milky voice stopped, the elevator that was descending rapidly stopped suddenly.

Lin Tianyi pressed the emergency call button so that someone could come and get them out.

This tossing wasted another two hours, Lin Tian took a look at the meat bun riding on An Xi's shoulder, his face almost wrinkled into a ball, quickly pulled An Xi and ran to the nursery department.

"Why are you in such a hurry?"

Lin Tian wiped off the sweat from his forehead and said: "If you don't hurry up, who will clean up the mess later when the ancestor makes trouble?"

Sure enough, the knowing son is more like a father. Before they rushed to the baby products department, Routuan finally couldn't hold back and let out a howl. Suddenly the electricity cut off.

Lin Tian didn't care about paying the money, so he quickly grabbed a baby pacifier, unpacked it, and stuffed it into the meatball's mouth.

The howling little guy stopped as soon as he bit something familiar in his mouth, and the shopping malls trembling with the baby's cries gradually returned to power.

Now An Xi's eyes were opened.

Lin Tianyi took the pacifier box and went to the cashier to check out.

"I don't know who picked up your son's bad temper. As long as you can't bite the pacifier and have a bad temper, you will have bad luck. If you lose your temper, you will definitely have an accident. If you cry more seriously, the land will collapse."

An Xi dragged the meaty butt, and the little guy howled tired after biting the pacifier. The chubby hand grabbed An Xi's hair, leaning his head on the back of Bobby's head, drowsy.

Lin Tianyi touched his chin and said, "We still have to go to the land to get back the pacifier of Routuan. Although this guy is only half of the demon blood, his destructive power is amazing enough."

An Xi's face twitched when she heard that, "The magic weapon of the meatball you mentioned is a pacifier?"

There is really no other name in the Four Realms other than Ze Jiu who can make the magic weapon into such a weird appearance.

"Well, in fact, I can recover my memory thanks to Master Jiu."

If it hadn't been for Ze Jiu's deliberate design to let him "accidentally" pick up the lotus xinzi, and wait until the black lotus blossoms after planting, all the secrets about the previous life contained in the lotus xinzi would have returned.

"Why did you come to me so late?"

An Xi held Lin Tianyi's hand, lowered her head and pecked Lin Tianyi's lips like no one else was there.

Lin Tian said with a smile: "Then I must make sure that you have a car, a house, and a ticket in this life, so that you can entrust it for life!"

An Xi smiled, reached out and pinched Lin Tianyi's earlobe: "Spoof."

Lin Tianyi smiled and kissed An Xi's cheek and said, "I'm sorry, I've been planting this black lotus for so many years, and it only bloomed for me some time ago."

The couple were chatting and laughing in the shopping mall. Lin Tianyi gnawed on the ice cream cone An Xi bought, but noticed the lump of meat on An Xi's head and woke up sleepily. With a troubled look on his face.

The cone in Lin Tianyi's hand fell to the ground with a thud, "Meatball, bear with it, don't..."

Before she finished speaking, An Xi only felt a burst of heat and humidity behind her back, and when she looked back, the meatball was already soaked in urine.

"How long have you been holding back your urine? You can't even hold a diaper!"

An Xi bought new clothes and changed the clothes that were soiled by her son. She sat aside and watched Lin Tianyi frantically changing the diapers for the meatball.

"I told you that there are no black diapers in the human world! They are all white and white!"

An Xi couldn't help laughing when she saw Routuan's bare buttocks kicking around and refusing to wear white diapers.

"If you mess with me again, I'll change your colored diapers!" Lin Tianyi threatened for a long time, and finally put the diapers on for the baby.

Lin Tianyi also wanted to put some new baby clothes on Routuan after unpacking them from his bag.

It's a pity that Routuan refused to live or die this time, and when he was provoked, he simply howled, and the baby clothes in Lin Tianyi's hand were directly vaporized.

"This is the human world, OK? You're playing hooligans without clothes, okay?!"

"Hey, why are you so disobedient, you son of a bitch!"

Seeing a few small footprints kicked on Lin Tianyi's face by the meat ball, An Xi walked over to pick up the meat ball and let him ride on his shoulders again.

"Don't wear it if you don't wear it, as long as the son is happy."

Lin Tianyi had no choice but to tidy up all the things that were spread out, and followed behind the father and son while talking about how An Xi would spoil the children.

An Xi turned around and took the big bag from Lin Tianyi's shoulder, then put his arm around Lin Tianyi's shoulder, walking to pick up the car while talking and laughing.

"Yeah..."

The meat ball, which was completely ignored, bounced on An Xi's shoulder for a while, but found that both Bobby and Daddy were smiling happily and ignored him.

Hey, forget it, he'd better go back and play with his little black pig!

After feeling depressed for a while, Rou Tuan fell asleep holding An Xi's hair again.

Life, isn't it supposed to be like this?

The author has something to say: Awwow, sprinkle flowers~

It's finally over~

Thank you guys for your continued support!Thank you~ love you!

At present, I only want to come up with these, if I have any inspiration in the future, I will come back to make up!group~~

Regarding meat balls, the prototype is Beluze in Devil Daddy, the difference is that meat balls have diapers.

Regarding the black pig, the prototype is the resounding tooth in Ranma 1/2:

So cute so cute so cute~~~~~~~

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The full text is as follows:

Su Che, the master of Taoist cultivation in Qingyang Cave, was plotted against by traitors while he was transforming into a god, and he ended up losing his morality and body—but this is not the worst thing.

After finally holding on to a ray of divine consciousness, who would have known that when he woke up, he found that he had become the male favorite of An Qiyuan, the arch-enemy demon cultivator? !

Su Che: "I told you I'm not Su Che!"

An Qiyuan: "If you admit that you are Su Che, I will let you go tonight."

Su Che: "..."

One-sentence copywriting: Cast a cage to love you.