fall!This shitty game

It is a very tragic thing that the gold master is a pervert, and it is a great tragedy that this pervert is proficient in various flirting methods and has strong sexual desires.

Kou Zhan was so tortured that he almost died on the bed. From resisting to begging for mercy, he finally passed out from exhaustion. The moment he passed out, his heart was full of complaints and crazily swiped the screen.

Seven times a night!This unscientific!

Long time no ejaculation!This is cured!

Kou Yan, you pervert, I'm really not your brother!Wake up!

Although he had long given up hope for the morals in the game, being fainted by X, which happened frequently in the 18X Xiaohuang Wen, happened to him, which still made Kou Zhan brooding.

It's too embarrassing. Why, Kou Yan, you must have taken X medicine!

When he woke up the next day, Kou Zhan looked down and saw the muscular and smooth arms around his waist from behind. A low smile came from his ear, and his earlobe hurt slightly. Kou Yan loosened his teeth and rested his chin on Kou Zhan's shoulder socket.

"good morning Baby."

Kou Zhan sobbed, and said weakly, "Let me go."

Kou Yan laughed again, his crotch straightened up slightly, and Kou Zhan immediately felt the thing still in his body swell rapidly.

This is not scientific!

This is really unscientific!

It's definitely a huge J disease to be able to hold it all night after it's already wilted!

Kou Yan, don't you consider seeing a doctor? I'll introduce you to a famous doctor. Dr. Xue has quality assurance.

Kou Yan couldn't hear Kou Zhan's inner cry, even if Kou Zhan said it, he wouldn't pay attention.

At this moment, he put all his attention on a certain piston movement, lit the fire with his hands up and down, and did another exercise full of passion and sweat at this energetic moment in the morning.

Kou Zhan couldn't move at all, he reluctantly accepted Kou Yan's feeding with tears streaming down his face, slowly finished a big bowl of porridge, and began to seriously think about why he always felt something was wrong.

Then, he realized again.

Kou Yanjuebi begged Fatty's younger brother not to use him as a stand-in!

What?How do you know it's a stand-in?The nonsense forced me to call him brother, not a stand-in or something!

What?Why is it me?Of all the lovers that Kou Yan snatched from the fat brother, I am the only one who is a man. You must choose me, you stupid human beings!

This volume is definitely a bloody and vulgar stand-in. I'm so smart hahaha...haha...ha...

But why do I still feel that something is wrong?

Kou Zhan held his head in pain.

"Honey, do you want to go out for a walk?"

Kou Yan embraced Kou Zhan, rubbing his cheek tenderly, his eyes were full of pampering for his little lover, and he couldn't see the perverted nature of M in the slightest.

Kou Zhan shrank reflexively, and was immediately hugged even tighter.

"Honey, you wanted to get out, didn't you?"

Kou Zhan hesitated and agreed. He really needed to go to public places with Kou Yan. The first phase of the task in the task bar had not been completed, which meant that it was not enough for him to climb up to Kou Yan. A certain amount of popularity.

So Kou Zhan was grabbed by Kou Yan and changed into a new set of clothes from inside to outside, got into a luxury car with a slippery brand name, and drove to a famous shopping place for the rich in the urban area.

Creating gossip is a technical task. Although Kou Zhan believes that the paparazzi are very professional, but to ensure nothing goes wrong, he decisively chooses to sit with Kou Yan at the door of a coffee shop where celebrities often come and go to drink coffee.

Kou Zhan was absent-minded, searching for possible cameras and cameras with his small eyes like radar. After seeing the constant flashing white lights in various hidden corners, he was finally relieved.

In order to achieve the effect of a sensational scandal, Kou Zhan approached Kou Yan intentionally or unintentionally, trying to create a false (?) image that "I have a difficult relationship with Mr. Kou".

From the beginning to the end, Kou Yan was holding a cup of coffee and looking at Kou Zhan with a smile, as if he was oblivious to the surrounding situation. Kou Zhan Alexander.

Kou Zhan grasped the angle again, and when he posed as if he seemed to be rubbing against Kou Yan, Kou Yan suddenly put down his coffee cup and hugged Kou Zhan.

"Baby, want to lean in?"

"No, it's your illusion."

Kou Zhan caught the flash of the flashing light, crossed the river decisively and demolished the bridge, straightened his waist and put on an upright appearance.

Kou Yan smiled slightly: "There's no need to hide it."

"Huh?" Kou Zhan pretended to be stupid.

The next moment, the hand around his waist shrank suddenly, and Kou Zhan threw himself towards Kou Yan. Before he could react, his mouth was blocked. Stir, with a whiff of cappuccino.

The paparazzi hiding in the corner of the grass went crazy, clicked the shutter, and the flashes were connected together, and a few even jumped out of the grass regardless of their care, wanting to get closer.

Kou Yan waved back the bodyguard who was trying to drive away the paparazzi very cooperatively, pulled Kou Zhan to stand up, kissed him more deeply, even put his hand into his crotch, scared Kou Zhan's soul to fly.

What the hell!

Public figures, brother!

Hugging and kissing third-rate little singers in the street has extremely bad influence!

Let go of me, bastard!

Three minutes later, Kou Zhan pushed Kou Yan away out of breath, leaning on the table and panting.

Kou Yan embraced him, and smiled meaningfully at the paparazzi who were either looking stupid or crazy.

"At the end of the month, Kou's Anniversary Reception, please attend the media on time. I will announce important news."

Seeing that Kou Yan did not drive them away, the paparazzi boldly said, "Mr. Kou, can you reveal the content of the news?"

"Mr. Kou, what is your relationship with this gentleman?"

"Mr. Kou, can I give you a brief interview?"

"I won't accept interviews today." Kou Yan smiled gracefully, and walked towards the car with Kou Zhan in his arms: "I just went out with my baby to relax, so I'm sorry everyone."

Kou Zhan was stuffed into the car by Kou Yan in a daze. After the car started, he finally came to his senses.

First thing, look at the taskbar.

The three large characters of "Completed" are shining behind the first phase of the task.

Kou Zhan finally felt better, and began to look up the second phase of the task.

The second stage task: to be admitted to a mental hospital within one month.

Kou Zhan remembered that Lin Nianchao committed suicide by jumping off a building in a mental hospital in the first episode, and he had a little understanding in his heart.

It is estimated that the third stage should be jumping off a building within a limited time, and this volume can be completed after suicide.

But a month...

Kou Zhan looked at Kou Yan bitterly.

According to Kou Yan's enthusiasm for him now, it's not easy to live in a mental hospital.

Q: What are the three hard conditions for admission to a mental hospital?

A: 1. You are mentally ill. 2. You are a psychopath. 3. You are a psychopath.

Since Kou Zhan began to study "how to become a mental patient quickly and cheaply", he took the energy of the college entrance examination back then and began to study the behavior habits of mental patients.

Theoretical knowledge alone is obviously not enough, and practice is the only criterion for testing truth.

"You want to visit the patients in the mental hospital?"

"For charity."

Kou Zhan laughed like a dog: "Anyway, Kou... After my brother made me famous, sooner or later I will become a public figure and do charity. I plan to earn a good reputation for myself first."

"Who said I want to praise you?" Kou Yan looked at Kou Zhan with a half-smile, leaned closer, and pressed the tip of his nose together: "Baby, where did you get the illusion?"

Kou Zhan felt sad and angry.

Fuck!Did you sleep for nothing?

As a public figure, Mr. Kou dares to show some face!

Isn't it an unspoken rule in the entertainment industry to praise people when you sleep with them? It's written like this in novels!

Why don't you hug me to sleep with me?

Kou Zhan was completely unaware of the weird logical development of his inner complaints, looked at Kou Yan, and said depressedly: "How do you let me mess around in the entertainment industry."

"You don't need to hang out in the entertainment circle." Kou Yan pecked Kou Zhan's mouth lightly, and looked at him deeply: "I really want to lock you in the room and make you belong to me for the rest of my life."

Kou Zhan was horrified: "Brother, big... brother, what are you talking about?!"

"Nothing?" Kou Yan chuckled, stripped his clothes and pushed him down, and began to work hard: "Tomorrow I will arrange someone to go to the mental hospital with you, be good, spread your legs."

Brother, if you do too much, you will lose your kidneys...

Kou Zhan smashed the jar and closed his eyes.

Morality or something, just drop and drop and get used to it...

The next day, Kou Yan really kept his word and arranged for his assistant to drive Kou Zhan to the most famous psychiatric treatment center in the city.With a serious learning spirit and attitude, Kou Zhan and the dean had a friendly nonsense exchange, and then got straight to the point.

"Dean, I want to observe the patient's mental state, please take me to the severe mental illness area."

The dean looked at Kou Zhan strangely, and silently sighed that the tastes of celebrities are getting stronger and stronger, and at the same time called his right-hand doctor.

"Mr. Lin, our attending physician will show you around."

Kou Zhan turned his head with a smile and looked at the doctor in a white coat.

Dr. Xue said blankly, "Hi."

Kou Zhan: "..."

"Xue Xuexue... Doctor Xue!"

Kou Zhan went crazy: "How...you...how did you...what the hell...fuck the system, my uncle, your family!"

The system silence reminder did not appear, but Dr. Xue's eyes sank, and his whole body exuded a chill that was frozen for thousands of miles.

Kou Zhan stared at Dr. Xue: "Why are you here?"

Dr. Xue: "I have always been the attending physician here."

Kou Zhan went crazy: "That's wrong! Aren't you in reality! This is a game! Do you have a visa? You will be deported if you enter illegally!"

Dr. Xue turned his head to look at the dean expressionlessly: "Dean, is he really here for a visit and not for treatment?"

The dean was stunned: "I don't know either."

Kou Zhan was stunned for a moment, then suddenly remembered that he might be a template for a real person, and said cautiously: "Doctor Xue...do you know me?"

Dr. Xue looked at Kou Zhan and said coldly, "What do you think?"

I can't say it, fall!

Kou Zhan scratched his heart and liver, and asked tentatively, "Don't know?"

Dr. Xue: "Hmph."

Kou Zhan trembled all over: "Do you know each other?"

Dr. Xue: "Hmph."

Hmph, what, little goblin, you are being mischievous again——

The system, you come out and explain, come out quickly!

The system is dead_(:3」∠)_

System, don't you think it took too long to pretend to be dead this time?

Kou Zhan blushed.

Forget it, the characters in the game are probably character templates, so I have to calm down.

Kou Zhan adjusted his facial expression, raised his head, and was caught off guard by Dr. Xue's probing eyes.

"What... what's wrong?" Kou Zhan took a step back subconsciously.

Dr. Xue's inquiring meaning was more obvious, he scanned Kou Zhan slowly, and paused every word: "Are you really not here to see a doctor?"

Kou Zhan: "?"

Dr. Xue: "From your behavior just now, I think you are suffering from mania and paranoia."

Kou Zhan was shocked, looked at Dr. Xue in a daze, and shed two lines of tears.

"Doctor Xue..." Kou Zhan hugged him, "You are so good at predicting things! In fact, I am already a severely mentally ill patient with mania, schizophrenia, and paranoia. …Dr. Xue, I want to be hospitalized! Now, check in immediately! Please give me an admission application form!”

"You can't be admitted to the hospital right away." Dr. Xue shattered Kou Zhan's dream coldly: "Admission must be signed by the family members."

family...

Kou Zhan was stunned: "I don't have a family member, so I will sign it myself."

Dr. Xue: "You are a mentally ill patient, and your signature is invalid."

Kou Zhan was angry: "I don't know if it's mental illness, I will sign it myself!"

Dr. Xue pushed his glasses: "You can't be hospitalized if you're not mentally ill."

Kou Zhan: "..."

Why did Nima fall into an endless loop again!

Kou Zhan felt powerless: "Forget it, you give me the application form, I'll go back and find my relatives, let's not talk about this, take me to visit."

"Follow."

Dr. Xue gave Kou Zhan a cold look, and took a step forward. Kou Zhan trotted behind and entered the inpatient department.

"This manic patient with severe violent tendencies is currently receiving electroshock therapy."

After listening to Dr. Xue's introduction, Kou Zhan saw through the glass window a patient wearing a hospital gown tied up on the bed. When he saw someone passing by, he opened his eyes and rushed towards him. Then he trembled all over and collapsed on the bed again. On the bed, his mouth and nose were watering and he rolled his eyes.

Kou Zhan shivered: "Let's see the next one, the next one."

"This one has a ten-year history of severe paranoia, and you can watch it up close."

Kou Zhan pushed open the door and saw a middle-aged man lying on the ground in large characters, trying to keep climbing up the wall.

Kou Zhan stepped forward curiously, and held the man's hand: "Brother, are you conscious?"

The middle-aged man looked at him for three seconds, then suddenly grinned and revealed his white teeth, he bit his wrist, and the blood immediately blew out.

Whoops I'm going!Kou Zhan took three steps back in shock, and a group of nurses rushed in, skillfully putting the patient on the bed for bandaging.

Kou Zhan rushed out of the ward tremblingly, with lingering fear: "Didn't you say that he has no tendency to attack!"

"Indeed not." Dr. Xue pushed his glasses, "He thinks he is a gecko, you just grabbed his tail and he wants to cut it off to escape."

Kou Zhan: "..."

Mom mental hospital is horrible!

After watching a few more rooms, Kou Zhan became more and more desperate for the world of mental patients, and suddenly a patient came face to face from the opposite side.

"Hey, Dr. Xue, good afternoon." The patient greeted with a smile, then saw Kou Zhan, and smiled slightly: "Hello, is the family member here to visit?"

After finally meeting a normal person in hospital clothes, Kou Zhan was flattered: "Hi, I'm here to visit and give condolences, not the patient's family."

"Is that so?" The patient smiled again, his clean and delicate face suddenly became very vivid, and he winked mischievously at Kou Zhan: "The environment and safety facilities here are very good, right? And the patients are also very interesting."

"Uh...probably." Kou Zhan nodded, "Are you sick too? I can't see that you're sick."

The handsome man smiled gently: "You can call me Brother Liu. Actually, I'm not sick. I just think the environment here is very good and safe, and the people are interesting. I plan to stay here for a long time, or take refuge."

"Refuge?"

Kou Zhan understood, and looked happily at Brother Liu in front of him. When he was admitted to the hospital, he could still chat with this normal person who had to live in a mental hospital because of difficulties.

"Yes, take refuge." Brother Liu nodded, with a look of sadness in his eyes: "It's too dangerous for me outside."

Thinking of Kou Yan, Kou Zhan felt sorry for him: "Yes, it's really dangerous."

"You also think it's dangerous?" Brother Liu was very happy: "It's fate to meet you. I decided to share my secret with you. Do you know what is the most dangerous thing in this world?"

Kou Zhan shook his head: "I don't know."

Brother Liu looked heavy: "It's a man."

Kou Zhan: "..."

Brother Liu lowered his voice: "Do you know why men are so dangerous?"

Kou Zhan: "No... not too sure."

Brother Liu was serious and dignified: "Because they have JJ."

Kou Zhan: "..."

Brother Liu leaned close to Kou Zhan's ear with a mysterious expression: "I came to this hospital to seek the truth, find a way to eliminate danger, and protect this precarious world. Now I know the trick. Do you want to join me?"

Kou Zhan: "... Excuse me, I want to go to the bathroom."

"Don't go!" Brother Liu's eyes were full of nervous fanaticism: "I tell you, the only way to eliminate the danger is to chop off the man's dick! I have tried it on myself, and I feel that I have gained a new life! Do you want to try it? Come on! Come to my ward, let yourself be reborn, let your soul be sublimated, and let us save the earth together!"

Kou Zhan: "I'm sorry, I suddenly remembered that I have something to do at home, I'm leaving now, I can't accompany you to save the earth, I'm really sorry, see you again, bye!"

Kou Zhan ran all the way to the entrance of the hospital, leaning against the pillars and gasping for breath.

Dr. Xue followed up slowly, and handed him a piece of paper: "Application for admission, after the family members sign and agree, hand it over to me, and I will arrange for you to be admitted to the hospital."

Kou Zhan thought for a while: "What if the family members disagree?"

"Call me." Dr. Xue's eyes flashed: "I will try my best to persuade the family members to send the patient to the hospital for treatment. This is my business card."

"Thank you!" Kou Zhan took the business card gratefully, and drove back to the residence Kou Yan provided him.

In the middle of the night, Kou Zhan quietly crawled out of the sleeping Kou Yan's arms, walked to the desk, took out the application form, and filled it out one by one.

After filling it out, he looked at the signed column and fell into deep thought.

Why don't you just pretend to be a relative and sign one?

After thinking about it, Kou Zhan picked up his pen.

Suddenly his hand was empty, the pen was taken away, and Kou Zhan turned his head in surprise.

"Baby, why aren't you asleep?" Kou Yan hugged him, and rubbed his chin on the top of his head: "Application for admission? Huh? What's going on?"

Kou Zhan felt guilty: "Well, I went to the mental hospital today. The doctor found out that I have a mental illness. I plan to be admitted to the hospital for treatment."

"Who said the baby was sick, huh?" Kou Yan laughed dangerously.

"I think it's better to trust the doctor's words..."

"No." Kou Yan took out the application form, crumpled it up and threw it into the trash can: "Even if you want to go, I won't sign it. I really want to treat you. I'll invite someone to come to my house. Babes can't go to that kind of place."

The corner of Kou Zhan's mouth twitched: "I don't need your signature for admission."

Kou Yan stared at Kou Zhan for a long time, then smiled: "Honey, I forgot to tell you, yesterday I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau with our household registration book, now I am your legal husband, I have the right to decide whether to Sign the application form."

Kou Zhan: "=口="

Fuck!This is what God unfolds!

Kou Zhan knelt tremblingly.

"This unscientific!"

"Baby, you are really happy too." Kou Yan curled up his lips, and took out a red book from the drawer of the bedside table.

Kou Zhan took it and opened it, and after reading the contents inside, he was shocked.

asshole!Did you do that!Actually put the bed photo of the two of us on it!When did you secretly shoot the bastard!

What kind of Civil Affairs Bureau is this that can pass the bed photos!

Kou Yan, you are going against the sky!

"Honey, we're going to take wedding photos in a few days, do you like the ride-on style or the back-entry style?"

Kou Zhan: "=口="

Riding and rear-entry wedding photos?

What a high-end style this is!

Kou Yan hugged Kou Zhan tightly, and said with a low smile, "Baby, we will have a wedding at the end of the month, and I have already prepared the ring, you will definitely like it."

Don't mention the ring to me...

Kou Zhan was in a mess.

Kou Yan, are you crazy!

Don't you care if your family really loves the fat brother?

Fatty's younger brother cried blood all over his face, dear!