fall!This shitty game

Kou Zhan opened his eyes, staring at the white ceiling of the dormitory in a daze.

He turned over and sat up, slowly climbed off the upper bunk, and looked around.

It's a dormitory...

Really his school dormitory!

Kou Zhan went crazy with his heart, and walked round and round in the small four-person room until the door was opened from the outside.

"Fool Lu!!"

Kou Zhan opened his arms again and rushed towards his long-lost roommate, with tears of excitement in his eyes.

The real fox friend Lu Huaisha turned pale with shock, and took a step back to hug the door frame.

"Master Kou, you won't know it so soon!"

Kou Zhan: "...what?"

Lu Huaisha quickly said, "It's nothing."

Kou Zhan dragged Lu Huaisha into the dormitory, and shrouded him in his own shadow condescendingly.

"Don't make me repeat it a second time."

Lu Huaisha showed a look of amazement, and hugged Kou Zhan's thigh: "Uncle Kou, your expression just now is so handsome! It's so imposing! It's even more impressive than the villain boss in the movie!"

Kou Zhan was stunned for a moment, his expression was a little dazed for a moment, and then he narrowed his eyes: "Fool Lu, don't change the subject."

Lu Huaisha coughed twice: "Well, you were drunk at the barbecue stall last night, and I couldn't wake you up this morning, so I went to class by myself."

"Then?"

"There is a class of 'Old Demon of Montenegro' this morning, you know."

"Black Mountain Old Demon", the first of the "Four Big Killers" in the major, is famous all over the world for taking roll calls in class and failing ruthlessly.

Kou Zhan recalled these things that seemed to be from the last century, and he was very emotional: "I really miss it..."

"Grandfather! Master, wake up, master!" Lu Huaisha shook his shoulders in horror: "Don't scare me, I will tell you everything, I called it for you when the class roll call, really, I How can I not help you with such loyalty! It's just..."

"only?"

Lu Huaisha retreated one foot, shrank to the back of the closet, poked his head out: "I'm not the only one who yelled for you."

Kou Zhan: "..."

Lu Huaisha huddled behind the closet like a quail, trembling and crying: "Don't look at me like that, Mr. Kou, when did your eyes become so murderous? It's unscientific!"

Kou Zhan looked at the same roommate of 2B in front of him, and closed his eyes in pain.

Tired, feeling never love again……

Kou Zhan, who was tired and not in love, spent half a day adjusting his mood. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that the cheating game was just a dream of his [beep——] seeking dissatisfaction. To verify, he went to various forums to ask questions, and received many enthusiastic netizens. reply.

NO1. [Netizen: ==] Comment on "Sincerely Asking Questions" Score: 2

Hahahahahaha, I laughed so hard, the outline is so beautiful, Luzhu, I support you in writing!

NO2. [Netizen: Young man, you have lost your integrity again] Comment on "Sincerely Asking Questions" score: 2

RID, PS: Dew hurry up and write +1

NO.3 [Netizen: Ba Diao Ruqing Gong] Comment on "Sincerely Asking Questions" Score: 1

The outline is not finished, please ask for a complete outline o(>﹏<)o

NO.4【Netizen: POKERFACE】Comment on "Sincerely Asking Questions" Score: 2

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!Morality!Fuck you orangutan!

[Serious face] Actually, Wo also had this kind of dream. In the dream, Wo was Bai Lianhuashou, who was attacked by two scumbags and then X, X and then O, snatched it and snatched it. In the end, Wo committed suicide with shame and tears. A scumbag cried bitterly in front of the grave and regretted the past, and then they fell in love... _(:з)∠)_

NO5. [Netizen: 4L you...] Comment on "Sincerely Asking Questions" Score: 0

Pfft, look up to 4L, what a fantastic and beautiful story.

NO6. [Netizen: I can't take it anymore] Comment on "Sincerely Asking Questions" and score -2

Why did Ah Wang die! !Die your sister! !Why didn't you die! ! !If LZ writes the article and doesn't get rid of this plot, I will give you a negative every day, and I will do what I say!

NO.7 [Netizen: Kidneyless Fighter Qi Ning] commented on "Sincerely Asking Questions" and scored 2

Die so miserable, my kidney hurts so much QAQ

NO8. [Netizen: Shenjing Ice Race Gao Kouyan] commented on "Sincerely Asking Questions" and scored 2

LS God COS!I'm coming too!

[Ghost face] My dearest brother, do you really think I'm dead, silly boy, I've always been by your side...

NO9. [Netizen: The loyal dog dies, Ah Wang] Commented on "Sincerely Asking Questions" and scored 2

Ghost Animal Shaking M is so cute, Brother Yan, you even handed over the ring to me, let’s CP (hold 8L’s hand and look at each other affectionately)

NO10. [Netizen: Wu Ming, a hard-working instructor] commented on "Sincerely Asking Questions" and scored 0

LS fuck off!Kou Yan is mine, he will be struck by lightning for three days!

NO11. [Netizen: The worst cannon fodder Ziyi] commented on "Sincerely Asking Questions" and scored 1

Looking at 9L with tearful eyes, Ziling, Ziling, don't you want your brother anymore!In fact, my true love is only you!I got engaged to Annie to keep her from stalking you!Ziling, have you forgotten Guo Ziyi by the Daming Lake?

Kou Zhan silently moved the mouse to the upper right corner of the forum page and clicked X.

The world of the Internet is indeed unreal.

Putting the key in his pocket, he walked into the school's psychological counseling room for the first time in his life.

In this damp and cramped counseling room next to the toilet, he recalled the past painfully to his psychological old man, and when he finished everything, the circles of his eyes were already red.

The young academic psychologist Lao Shi was wearing a white coat and sat upright behind the desk. His eyes fell on Kou Zhan's face through the lens, and he pushed the frame with a serious expression: "You said you drank alcohol last night. drink?"

"Yes."

"How much did you drink?"

"Can not remember."

"You wait a moment."

The psychological old wet turned the armchair half a circle, tapped on the keyboard, the printer started to work, and several A4 papers were spit out.

The psychological old man divided the document into two parts and handed it to Kou Zhan: "If there is still a similar situation, come to me at any time in the future."

Kou Zhan took the file gratefully and bowed his head.

The bold and large font of the title is very eye-catching.

—— "Du Niang Encyclopedia: 100 Most Effective Ways to Sober Up"

Kou Zhan: "..."

He looked at the second document.

——"Freud: The Condensed Essence of Dream Analysis PDF Edition"

Kou Zhan: "...is this really just a dream?"

Psychological old wet: "What else can it be?"

"I don't know, but it feels so real to me..."

Kou Zhan suddenly had an illusion that the psychological old wet sitting opposite was exuding a black air that was visible to the naked eye, and his eyes were hidden in the reflective lenses, so he couldn't see his expression clearly.

"I started to study psychology by myself when I was five years old. I successfully cured my first mental illness at the age of ten. At the age of 14, I entered the world's top ten universities to study psychology. At the age of 25, I got a double degree in psychology and medicine. I published More than 100 papers, half of which were published in authoritative magazines in the industry, from birth to now 28 years, you are the first person to question my professional standards, young man, you are very courageous."

Kou Zhan stood up quickly: "Thank you, Lao Shi, goodbye."

Returning to the dormitory exhausted physically and mentally, Kou Zhan finally convinced himself that it was just a realistic nightmare. He fell asleep at night and woke up the next morning.

Today is the weekend.

According to the usual practice, Kou Zhan would follow Lu Huaisha to his apartment for two days every weekend.

Lu Huaisha is not from this city, but he is a rich second generation. After he was admitted to university, his parents spent a lot of money to buy a well-decorated apartment in a high-end community half an hour's drive away from the university, in case the baby's only child is not used to living in it. The dormitory wants to move out.

As Lu Huaisha's most loyal friend, Kou Zhan naturally enjoyed the right to live in the apartment on weekends.

Dragging a small suitcase, Kou Zhan followed Lu Huaisha to the door of the apartment.

Lu Huaisha took out the key to open the door, threw the luggage into the entrance, and shouted at the empty house with open arms.

"Baby, Daddy is back!"

There was no movement.

"Baby? Daddy misses you!"

Still no movement.

Kou Zhan changed his slippers slowly, and began to mock Lu Huaisha sparing no effort.

"Lu silly, your baby doesn't love you anymore."

"Impossible!" Lu Huaisha was furious. He took off his sneakers and socks, rushed into the room with bare feet, and began to search one by one.

Finally, he took out his baby Shetland from under the computer desk.

"Baby?"

Shetland lay listlessly in his arms.

"What's the matter with you, baby?"

Shetland still ignored him.

Lu Huaisha was worried and angry: "Is it because the hourly worker didn't feed you regularly every day and let you go out to play? I'm going to drive her and change her!"

Shetland simply closed her eyes.

For most of the afternoon, Lu Huaisha was trying to please and appease her baby, but unfortunately, the baby didn't show face to the owner at all, didn't go out, didn't eat, and lay listlessly on the ground motionless.

Kou Zhan squatted aside and watched the high-end imported handmade chocolates in the cabinet. After swallowing the last one, he hiccupped in satisfaction.

"Lu silly, is your baby sick?"

Lu Huaisha immediately put on his clothes, picked up Shetland and went out.

"Go! Let's go to the pet hospital!"

"You don't have dinner?"

"Go out and eat!"

Kou Zhan remembered that there seemed to be a seafood buffet next to the pet hospital that tasted good, so he happily followed.

Walking into the pet hospital, the sweet and lovely veterinarian received them with a smile, and checked the lifeless Shetland from inside to outside, showing a melancholy look.

"Mr. Lu, your baby's condition is not very good. It may need to be diagnosed and treated by a special doctor in our hospital. Dr. Xue is our special doctor here, and the fee is very high. Look..."

Lu Huaisha was very nervous: "Money is not a problem, the important thing is baby's health!"

Such a tyrant's declaration made the veterinarian's smile even more beautiful and heartbreaking. She nodded, revealing her elegant neck like a snow-white swan.

"Please wait a moment, I will invite Dr. Xue to come here."

Kou Zhan sat on the sofa, leaning against the worried Lu Huaisha, and ate pistachios from the fruit plate.

Steady and rhythmic footsteps came, and the beautiful veterinarian entered with a sweet smile and opened the door.

"This is Dr. Xue specially hired by us."

Kou Zhan looked up and met Dr. Xue, the pistachio in his hand fell on the carpet.

Fuck!The psychological old wet in the school!

There was a flash of light in Dr. Xue's eyes behind the lenses. He pushed the frame of the glasses, took Xitie from Lu Huaisha's arms, and asked carefully.

Then, he said firmly: "It has depression."

Kou Zhan quietly walked to the veterinary lady and lowered his voice: "What does that Dr. Xue study?"

"Him?" Miss Veterinarian's eyes were full of admiration: "Dr. Xue is a doctor of animal psychology from a prestigious school, young and promising, handsome, super personality, and unmarried!"

animal psychology...

Kou Zhan's eyes darkened and he fell down.