fall!This shitty game

When Kou Zhan ran back to the dormitory with blood on his face, it was close to twelve o'clock, and Guo Ziling had already changed into silk pajamas, tidied up the messy notes on the desk, and was about to go to bed.

Kou Zhan, covered in sweat, pushed the door in. Guo Ziling gave him a look with his characteristic cold eyes, and the corners of the raised eyes showed some traces of incomparable arrogance.

Tsk, it's obvious that he has facial paralysis, but he has narrow and long phoenix eyes, his eyes are cold and deep, no wonder he is misunderstood and looked down upon by others all day long.

Going into the bathroom, Kou Zhan took a hasty shower, came out shirtless and wearing shorts, picked up a towel and rubbed his wet hair.

"do not move."

Kou Zhan was taken aback, looked at Guo Ziling in confusion, and stopped between the balcony and the door of the dormitory.

Guo Ziling bent down, picked up the shoes placed at the door, and threw them at Kou Zhan.

Huh huh? !what's the situation!

The sole of the shoe slammed on the wall next to the door frame.

Then Kou Zhan saw a lump of black things fall to the ground along with the shoes.

"Guo Ziling! You hit cockroaches with my shoes!"

Kou Zhan frowned instantly.

Guo Ziling walked up to him and said coldly, "Get out of the way."

"what!"

Guo Ziling glanced at Kou Zhan's shoes on the ground, and looked away expressionlessly.

"handwashing."

"..."

Cleanliness is the most annoying thing!

After this incident, Kou Zhan's favor towards Guo Ziling plummeted, approaching zero.

He believes that it is very irresponsible and irresponsible to use the shoes of his roommates to hit cockroaches. As a good player with integrity and a sense of social mission, he severely condemns and despises such behaviors. People who do such things It was supposed to be refrigerated for three months.

Of course, Kou Zhanbi will not admit that he has cockroach phobia.

Just as he firmly stated that he did not open the Guo Ziling branch line during this period because he took the initiative to alienate Guo Ziling, not because the other party ignored him at all.

An iceberg and an autistic man, he wants to open the strategy branch line until when will he be kneeling...

Just when Kou Zhan was scratching his head because he couldn't open the branch of Guo Ziling's strategy for a long time, Guo Ziling disappeared in the dormitory on a sunny morning.

By the time Kou Zhan realized something was wrong, Guo Ziling had already been gone for three days.

Kou Zhan wept bitterly and ran to ask the counselor.

"Student Guo Ziling, he... ah chirp!" The counselor pulled a tissue and wiped his nose vigorously: "He has something at home... ah chirp! Asking for a period of leave... ah chirp! Go back and deal with it, Kou Zhan took the initiative It's good to care about your classmates...Ah chirp, chirp!"

Kou Zhan walked out of the office silently with a face full of snot and saliva. While thanking that the target of the raid was not leaving permanently, he sneezed into the blue sky and white clouds.

"Ah chirp!"

【Ding!The weather changes drastically, please keep warm, respected players, take care of your body~] Black lines all over your head.

This is the first time that the cheating game system has spoken actively since the third volume opened.

The sudden thoughtfulness of the system gave him a creepy feeling.

What the hell are you trying to do with the system?

【Ding!Dear player, huh, huh. 】

"..."

Oh your sister!

fall!

Kou Zhan took out a tissue and blew his nose, went to the fruit and vegetable bar in the commercial street on campus and ordered a cup of pearl milk tea. While drinking, he thought about how to find other targets during this time.

Alas, it's hard to judge the target of the strategy.

The gloomy "Kou Zhan" hates so many people, I really can't choose one.

The boy "Kou Zhan" with anti-social personality once thought that a mouse was laughing at his clothes because a mouse squeaked at him, so he knocked the mouse out and stuffed it secretly into Guo Ziling's quilt, what would he say?

This kind of dark and distorted young man is like the Kamisama of the new century in Two-dimensional...

What does Kamisama hate?

Kamisama hates the whole world.

Therefore, the target of the boy who has the potential of Kamisama is...

Emma, ​​I can't think about it anymore, it's too frightening.

Kou Zhan silently wiped his face.

The small TV hanging on the wall obliquely above played familiar music, AACV played on time, and the two hosts appeared in the camera with smiles on their faces, starting the century-old BLABLABLA.

Kou Zhan raised his head and glanced in surprise. The young man in the camera made him freeze in place, unable to look away.

Emma, ​​I haven't seen you for a few days. Guo Ziling is on TV.

The person who wears it looks like a dog, it's really good-looking.

Look at this black suit, look at the slender waist, look at the cold water-eyes, look at the delicate big white flower on the chest...

Wait, white flower? !

Kou Zhan blinked, ran to the TV and listened carefully for a few seconds, suddenly realized.

So that's the case, no wonder he disappeared in a hurry, it turned out that the car accident killed my father and grandfather, poor baby.

On TV, a memorial service is being held for the grandfather of a member of the CPPCC National Committee.

Thinking that the No. [-] capture target would not come back for a while, Kou Zhan decisively diverted his attention and began to study potential capture targets.

It took him three days to make a "hate list".After finishing, he looked at more than 500 candidates and burst into tears.

This must have made half-professionals hate it.

It's too bad to hurt...

Kou Zhan was physically and mentally haggard, speechless at the result of three days of starvation, picked up his wallet and decided to go to the supermarket to buy a week's worth of food, and continued his efforts, spending seven days to sort the people on the list according to the degree of hatred.

As for the absence from class, anyway, the counselor didn't come to him for some reason, so he just didn't know about it.

Kou Zhan went to the small supermarket opposite the campus to buy a mountaineering package of snacks, drinks and instant noodles, and then went to "Kou Ji Guilin Rice Noodles" next door to the supermarket and ordered a bowl of beef ball rice noodles to fill his stomach.

The meal was delicious, and a dirty hand held a broken iron bowl and brought it under his nose.

"Good people get rewarded, and good people get rewarded..."

The haggard, white-haired old woman in ragged clothes showed her yellow teeth at him, shaking a few coins in the iron bowl constantly, and the smell emanating from her body was extremely ecstasy.

Kou Zhan quickly took out a dollar from his pocket and put it into the iron bowl.

Seeing Kou Zhan being so upbeat, the old woman grinned, took out an ear pick from her pocket, stuffed it into Kou Zhan's arms, and walked away tremblingly.

"A good man has a reward, I give it to you..."

Kou Zhan looked at the plastic ear-pick full of black dirt and unidentified lumps in his hand, and sniffed it closely. He was so foul-smelling that he almost spit out all the rice noodles he had just eaten, and threw them into the door of the restaurant. Trash can, carrying bag and rushing back to the dormitory.

Ah chirp!He has to wash his hands a hundred times!

Opening the bedroom door, he was taken aback by the scene inside.

A suitcase was half-opened and laid flat on the ground, with a lot of clothes and books stuffed inside. Guo Ziling's desk was empty, and the wardrobe door was half-open, and most of it was empty.

came back?

Kou Zhan walked around the dormitory, seeing no one, and suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

His No. [-] target is not going to leave! ! !

This kind of thing can never happen!

Kou Zhan ran to the sink on the balcony to wash his hands as quickly as possible, thinking about how to persuade Guo Ziling to stay when he returned to the dormitory. After washing No.15 times, the door opened. Kou Zhan quickly adjusted his expression and turned off the tap .

"Guo Ziling! You are raised by a female cousin. Don't think it will be useful if you rush back. Let me tell you, you won't get a penny of the inheritance!"

What the hell!what's the situation?

"Guo Ziling, come out!"

Kou Zhan took a step back and kicked the washbasin under the sink.

"You're on the balcony!"

The tall figure blew towards the balcony door like the wind, and the two people's eyes met. Kou Zhan wailed inwardly, and almost fell off the balcony railing.

What the hell!

It was Guo Ziming!

"It's you! The bastard boy in the bar!"

The enemy was extremely jealous when they met, Guo Ziming's eyes were red, his eyes were bulging, and he rushed towards him panting.

"I will strangle you to death!"

"Brother, don't get excited, speak up if you have something to say!"

Kou Zhan hid to the side with hands and feet, and felt a gust of wind blowing behind him. A few seconds later, there was a muffled bang, followed by screams from downstairs.

Kou Zhan turned around without knowing the situation, and the balcony was empty.

He lay tremblingly on the railing and looked down. Guo Ziming was lying on the concrete floor of the first floor in a distorted posture, and there was a pool of blood on the ground.

What is this God unfolding? !

Kou Zhan almost fainted.

Isn't this a small fresh campus background!

It's dead! ! !

The dead are still the "Three Generations of the Army" Gao Shuaifu!

I can't live my life waiting for the ass...

Kou Zhan's heart was agitated, and the ups and downs of his mood could not be calmed down for a long time. At this time, there was another scream from downstairs.

He leaned out of the railing, and was pleasantly surprised to find that Guo Ziming, who was lying in a pool of blood, moved.

It doesn't seem to be dead!

Kou Zhan picked up his mobile phone and dialed 120 while rushing out of the dormitory. Just as he opened the door, there was a roar in his ear, and a black shadow suddenly rushed towards him.

Taking a step back in a hurry, the man fell to the ground, slowly got up, and raised his face to look at him.

Nani? !

Kou Zhan stared blankly at the man, and two seconds later, with a scream, he quickly ran back to the dormitory and closed the door, blocking all the stools, chairs, pots and pans at the door.

What a fool!

Isn't this a campus fresh background roll! !

What about the system! !get out! !

【Ding!Dear player, this is the zombie apocalypse scroll with a small and fresh background on the "initial" campus. The weather has changed drastically recently, please take care of your body to prevent colds (infection)~] Damn it!

Initially your sister!

Are you going to defy the system!

Kou Zhan blushed.

Since it is a zombie in the last days, at least give it a portable space! !How can we unarmed and weak college students survive without opening the plug-in!

【Ding!Dear player, there was once a portable space in front of you, you didn't cherish it, and you regretted it when you lost it, the most painful thing in life is this...] Wait!

You were struck by lightning for lying, Mr. System!

【Ding!Dear player, as a friendly reminder from the system, if you need a portable space, please search in the trash can. 】……

……

What did he hear.

Don't tell me that stinky plastic ear-pick is a portable space!

Holy shit! !

Shouldn't the portable space be glass pendants to ward off evil spirits, Pixiu crystal bracelets or ancestral Buddhist and Taoist statues? !

The plastic ear digs a space for a ball of yarn!

【Ding!Dear player, your imagination is really barren and clumsy, ha ha. 】He wants revenge on the society! ! ! !

The roaring outside the door suddenly stopped.

Kou Zhan stared at the door motionlessly, holding his breath.

There was a cold voice outside the door.

"Open the door."

Guo... Guo Ziling!

With tears in his eyes, Kou Zhan rushed to the door and opened his mouth cautiously.

"Have you been bitten?"

"Open the door."

"You first say that you were..."

The door was kicked open, Guo Ziling strode in, glanced coldly at Kou Zhan, who was kneeling on the kneeling kneeling, frustrated, threw away the bloody steel pipe, and closed the door behind his backhand.

Then he strode into the... bathroom.

Kou Zhan stared dumbfounded at the closed door of the bathroom, at the white water mist coming out of it, at Guo Ziling coming out after changing into brand new clothes, at seeing him take out the mountaineering bag and stuff all the food and clothes into it , watching him expressionlessly pull out a long knife from the closet.

Then... Guo Ziling walked to the door and grabbed the doorknob.

Kou Zhan rushed forward and hugged Guo Ziling's legs tightly.

"Guo Ziling! Brother Ziling! My dear brother! I have food and drink, I can tell bad jokes, I can be cute, I can warm the bed, I can relieve boredom, please take care of me!!"

Guo Ziling looked at him coldly for a long time.

"Follow."

Kou Zhan's eyes filled with tears, and he quickly picked up the mountaineering bag full of food, took the little hand of the first subject, held it in front of his chest, and spoke affectionately.

"Honey, let's take the trash can at the door of 'Kouji Guilin Rice Noodles' along the way, shall we?"

Guo Ziling stared at him coldly for two seconds, then withdrew his backhand, opened the door amidst Kou Zhan's screams, and strode out.