God!my wife is a man

The weather is fine, there are seagulls on the sea, the yacht is shaking lightly, and everything is very beautiful in general.Provided that. . . . . .

The person sitting in front of you will not be looking at you with a sullen face and will still be hiding in a corner where people can't see.

"That, senior?" Swallowing dryly, Qi Changyin squatted aside, and beside him was Dong Qinglan.

"What." With a deep voice, the face buried in the shadows looked extremely bad no matter what.

"We've been squatting here for almost half an hour..." Qi Changyin stretched his legs, his legs were numb.

"So what." Director Dong Da with a paralyzed face was terrified.

However, if you squat, just squat!Why pull me up! ! ! !This is Comrade Xiao Qi's sincere aspirations.

Of course, Qi Changyin didn't dare to say these words, so she could only hold back like that.

"...Xiao Qizi, did I drink a lot last night?" After a long silence, Director Dong finally said a word.

"Ah, indeed." Rubbing her calf, Qi Changyin recalled while rubbing her chin. "Last night, I drank a lot, and you drank a lot too." Hmm, and it's better to be like Xijun at night, this way, or that way.Qi Changyin raised his eyebrows with a smile, and he was shocked by Director Dong Da with his frightened look.

"Hey, senior, why did you hit me?" Qi Changyin groaned in pain, covering her head and looking at Dong Qinglan who stood up in puzzlement.

"I'm not happy." Dong Qinglan raised her chin with her eyes shaking into dead fish eyes.

Seeing this, Qi Changyin's first thought was not helplessness, but the realization that something must have happened to his senior last night.

There is Maomi!Not with that Xu Enxi. . . . . .Qi Changyin got up, looked up and down the frowning Dong Qinglan fearlessly, and saw the scratches on his arm as expected. "Senior, you didn't drink and have sex last night, did you?"

Before he finished speaking, Qi Changyin felt a pain in his buttocks, and the world was spinning for a while. By the time he realized it, he had already been kicked into the sea by Director Dong.

After spit out several mouthfuls of bitter sea water, Qi Changyin wiped her face, looked up, and saw Director Dong standing on the railing with his arms crossed, the sun shining high behind him, and Dong Qinglan's face was Facing the sun, condescendingly, the corners of his mouth were bent at 45 degrees in a half-smile, and his eerie words were like snakes spitting out letters. "Junior Qi, just stay in the sea for me, for a while, for a while." Every word was said, no matter how hard it sounded, it seemed to be squeezed out of the throat.

Therefore, this is definitely out of embarrassment, and he, Qi Changyin, guessed it right.

In this regard, Qi said that fortunately there are no sharks in the sea, otherwise his little life would really be explained here.And although the deck of this yacht is higher than the sea surface, as long as someone holds him back, he can still go up.

Seeing Director Dong turn around and leave, Qi Changyin looked around helplessly, the senior couldn't point at him, it looked like he was so angry, it would be strange if he could be saved. . . . . .After waiting for about ten minutes, it was Gu Xijun who had just chatted with Xu Enxi who came over.

"Why did you run into the sea?" Gu Xijun looked at the helpless Qi Changyin in puzzlement, and it was not difficult to hear the doubt in his tone.

"Uh...well, Xijun, pull me a little bit." Changing the topic, Qi Changyin raised her hand and reached out to Gu Xijun.

"...Let me guess, if you don't say anything, it must be because of something extremely embarrassing for you. It doesn't look like you jumped off by yourself." Leaning on her chin, Gu Xi Jun pondered for a moment, and suddenly his smiling eyes curled up. "Then, it should be Qing Lan who kicked you down."

"...Actually, you saw it early in the morning." The corner of his mouth twitched, and Qi Changyin raised his eyebrows.

"Yeah." Nodding her head without any concealment, Gu Mei's face was full of seriousness. "How does it feel to be in the sea?"

"...Okay, pull me up." Qi Changyin was speechless for a while, with a somewhat helpless tone.

Now that he finished making fun of the other party, and he might catch a cold if he stayed in the sea for a long time, thinking like this, Gu Xijun stretched out his hand.He just didn't want to, just as he stretched out his hand, the person who was still in the sea pulled him into the sea.

With a bang, he was caught off guard and dragged into the sea.

Before he could exclaim in surprise, his lips were tightly covered by the other party.The surrounding sea water drifted into the skirt of the clothes, and it seemed that the person's body temperature could be felt on the skin. The body was being rubbed, but the soft moan could not stop overflowing from the corners of the lips.

"Did you feel it? The feeling of sea water?" Qi Changyin smiled like a hooligan as he stared at the blushing person in front of him.

"You idiot!" With a slap on Qi Changyin's head, Gu Meiren's air soared. "Say, how do we go up now?"

"It's okay, it's okay, I can go up in a while." Qi Changmusic looked at Gu Xijun whose facial expression has become much richer than before in recent days, and couldn't stop his 'perverted joy', so the evil taste in his heart came out. The miso bubbles up like a volcanic crater. "Xi Jun, you said there would be no sharks here."

Gu Xijun frowned upon hearing this. "I don't remember any here."

"But that's not necessarily true~~~" The nervous Qi Changyin looked around. "It's hard to guarantee that the 'net' blocking the open sea here will reveal a hole, allowing those sharks to get in. A few days ago, I read the news, and there were sharks getting into human settlements from the exposed net~~~~"

Before the words fell, Gu Xijun's complexion turned pale. Seeing this, just when Qi Changyin felt that what she said was a bit too much, Xu Enxi, who came out of the cabin door, saw that both of them were in the sea. Pulling the reluctant Dong Qinglan together, he pulled the two of them up together.

only. . . . . .

Seeing Gu Xijun with a livid face and writing "I don't want to talk to you, I don't want to talk to you, get away from me", Qi Changyin squatted in the shade not far away, watching from a distance. Gu Xijun, who was talking and laughing with Enxi, felt a knot in his regretful intestines.

"Hiss~~~ What is this called? It seems to be called 'serve it'." Director Dong Da, who was smoking a cigarette, showed a mouthful of small white teeth with a smile.

Qi Changyin, who was filled with dung in his head at this time, said a word without fear of death. "We are each other."

Before the words were finished, the little girl Qi Changyin was once again violently suppressed by President Dong.

"Hey, hey, I was wrong, senior, ouch."

With a bent elbow, Qi Changyin was held in the crook of his arm, and the opponent's head was lowered so that it was bent less than 45 degrees. Dong Qinglan had blue veins pumping on his forehead, and he used his finger bones to touch Qi Changyin's body with a smirk. Three circles to the left and three circles to the right on the forehead. "I see that your skin is really itchy these days, um~~~"

10 minutes later. . . . . .

Qi Changyin, with black spots on the corners of her nose and mouth, was sitting cross-legged on the deck, and Dong Qinglan beside her was still slumped and smoking a cigarette. Both of them were looking at Gu Xijun and Xu Enxi, who were happily talking about something they didn't know. Of course, Qi Changyin is looking at Gu Meiren, and as for President Dong, it goes without saying that he knows it.

"Senior, I think that Xu Enxi treats you well, why don't you try to accept him." Qi Changyin wiped the corner of his mouth, and gasped as expected.

"What do you know, kid?" Dong Qinglan replied flatly. "Although there is no difference between a man and a woman in this world in the eyes of you and me, according to the people of this world, that Xu Enxi and I are the same sex... Besides, what is his status, he is a family member from generation to generation, he The old man at home is an admiral. And what is my status, I have wasted too much affection, and in the end it is not myself who hurts."

"Senior..." Qi Changyin looked at Dong Qinglan in a daze, and suddenly remembered that in the original world, the senior also seemed to fall in love with a man. . . . . .But what happened later. . . . . .I just remember hearing that the guy got married after being pressured by his family. . . . . .The senior seems to be a playboy these years, but in fact, since he separated from that person, he seems to have never really loved anyone. . . . . .

"Changyin, I'm really tired in my heart." He said, the words on his lips sighed like a chant. "I want to settle down, and I don't want to stop and go like this anymore. It's not bad to find someone like you, but now I think about it, it's not bad." Dong Qinglan narrowed her eyes slightly, because the eyelashes are now covered while falling . "Really, I'm tired."

Qi Changyin opened his mouth, but he didn't know how to persuade Dong Qinglan.

Obviously feeling the embarrassment around her, after Qi Changyin had nothing to say, she wished to slap herself.

"Well, senior, did you express to Xu Enxi that you don't want to be with him?"

"Say it." Just when Qi Changyin was secretly regretting, Dong Qinglan replied with an expression that couldn't tell whether it was joy or anger.

"Then he..."

"As you can see." Shrugging her shoulders, Dong Qinglan scratched her hair irritably, glanced at Sanba's energetic Qi, a fire arose in her heart, and kicked him off again up the yacht.

"=_=..." Qi Changyin, who had drank seawater again, stayed in the sea, raised his head helplessly and looked at Dong Qinglan, who was handsomely kicking on the railing, with a gloomy face.

"I'm in a bad mood, just sauce."

If you hide it, if you don't take it out, who will you vent your anger on? !

That tugging look made Qi Changyin, whose mouth twitched, vomit blood all over his heart.

They went to a small town in the suburbs together in the afternoon, the scenery along the way, the endless flower fields, the old church, and the couple smiling happily under the blessing of the pastor and relatives and friends.

Seeing the trend of continuing to group him and his seniors, Qi Changyin boldly whispered a word in Dong Qinglan's ear, and decisively pulled Gu Xijun away.

"Seniors will be struck by lightning if they destroy the date between husband and wife!"

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The author has something to say: A new hole has been opened, which is the main character of comprehension. "Hello in Cultivation, I'm a Big Brother" is about a good-for-nothing cultivation story. I hope you will like it (^o^)/~