God!my wife is a man

People say that a man should stand like a pine, sit like a bell, walk like the wind, and lie down like a bow.

People say that only those who have experienced suffering will understand the beauty of life.

So, can he now understand that the father-in-law's repeated attacks failed, so he should bear the last stick.

The corner of his mouth twitched slightly, Qi Changyin touched his obviously bruised arm, and under the obvious threatening eyes of the old man and old general Feng, he closed his mouth obediently, but sighed in his heart, you said that your two elders don't have to treat Xijun and Shaoyang Go into the house first, and then take the opportunity to say something. If you have something to say, pull him out to 'reminiscing about the old days', say it is to deepen the relationship, you have to!Really 'deepen feelings'! ! !

I don’t know if I was moved by my sincerity. It seems that the mother-in-law and the old man will show a kind smile every time they see him~~~ and ask him to have dinner together. . . . . . O(n_n)O ha!Sure enough, my efforts were not in vain!However, because Mao's father-in-law beat or scolded him, he would get a stick from time to time. . . . . . ╮(╯▽╰)╭It seems that the revolution has not yet succeeded, and 'comrade' still needs to work hard.Thinking of this, Qi Changyin was embarrassed for a while, but then again, he is really gay now. . . . . .

"Yo, what's the matter with Xiao Qi? Could it be that you've been thinking about it since you separated from Junjun?" Dai Peining looked at Qi Changyin gossipingly, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, any fool could guess that this guy was playing tricks with bad intentions .

"Well, Uncle Feng, I didn't think about anything." Unexpectedly, a magnified handsome face suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, and our Qi, who had been thinking about it all the time, was very hopeless and startled. Then, after hearing the words of the person in front of him, he rolled his eyes helplessly, and said, the two of the Liu family are really a pair of treasures. If it weren't for the sake of being suppressed, the two of them would have blown up the village long ago My God, but having said that, he also admires the characters of the two of them. If it sounds better, it's called optimism, but if it's worse, it's just nervous!And Dai Peining in front of her is Feng Yichen's wife, a woman who is quite gossipy.

"Ah, ah, what does the family say, look, you are shy." Dai Peining patted the other party's shoulder vigorously, pretending that I understand you.

"..." He still decided not to explain. There is a good saying, the more you explain, the more you cover up.

"Hey, admit it, I know what you think." Qi Changyin's little friend's 'acceptance' obviously pleased our beauty Dai, and he patted Qi's head earnestly. "Tsk, I didn't expect that you, little guy, usually look serious, but in the end you are still a boring gourd."

"..." Boss!Where did he acquiesce! ! !Sure enough, he shouldn't just expect this person to have the thinking that ordinary people should have, Qi Changyin growled weakly again in his heart.

"Oh, it's really a newlywed. I can't bear to be separated for a while." He murmured to himself, but no matter how he listened to the tone of the self-talk, he seemed to be deliberately heard.

"Well, Uncle Feng, I just realized now that I didn't buy any drinks when I came here." Although he was slandered for a long time, if you let him say it, you really don't have the guts, so Qi Changyin smiled flatteringly smiled.

"How can I do that! You kid knows that I like to drink, go and go!" Before Dai Meiren could speak, Feng Yichen, who had lifted the curtain, yelled loudly while walking in front of Qi Changyin, and then mercilessly There was a bang on his forehead.

"...Tqu T" Why did he feel that he had no status in this family at all. . . . . .Weeping silently in her heart, Qi Changyin rubbed her forehead in pain, glanced at Shaoyang and A Ke who had opened the door curtain a little and peeked at her, and twitched her eyebrows.

Get up, lift the curtain, grab the ear of a certain pillar and go outside.

"Ouch, Ouch, Brother Changyin, take it easy, it hurts! It hurts!" Shouting with bared teeth, Liu Shaoyang tilted his body and winked at the paralyzed Qi Changyin.

"Did Zhuzi laugh very happily just now?" After leaving the courtyard, Qi Changyin let go of Liu Shaoyang's ears and smiled coldly.

"Then, then, brother Changyin, I will pay for the wine, I will pay for it." A drop of cold sweat gradually slid down his forehead, knowing that he had angered this great god, Liu Shaoyang's little friend instantly turned into a puppy, Almost no tail wagging behind.

"Okay! Your kid's money is not third uncle's!" Qi Changyin gave Liu a flat sideways glance, and Qi Changyin still had a paralyzed face.

"That's not true! I earned it myself by hunting!" Liu Shaoyang said furiously, like a kitten stepping on its tail.

"Oh? It's not a small skill." With raised eyebrows, Qi Changyin's eyes shone with a subtle light.

"That's right, I'm an adult." Liu Shaoyang looked up triumphantly, like a proud peacock.

"Then you will get the money for this drink, how about it, Zhuzi." Slightly narrowing his eyes, Qi Changyin smiled amiably, and at the same time, he did not forget to stretch out his finger. "Buy these catties of liquor."

"Ah! So many!" With a wail, after seeing Qi's glance again, the kid Liu Shaoyang closed the bar knowingly, but felt a faint pain in his heart, he knew that Brother Changyin would not Let him go!have to!Seventy percent of the money was donated.

"Good! A child can be taught!" Patting Liu Shaoyang who was still complaining but dared not express his opinion, Qi coughed lightly in a very leading way. "Xiao Liu, I am very optimistic about you, and the organization is also very optimistic about you, work hard."

"..."

When I went back, lunch had just been placed on the table one after another.

Seeing Gu Xijun holding a plate of fish, Qi Changyin even raised her heart to the top of her voice, and saw him walking quickly in front of Gu Xijun, and snatched the plate of fish from his hand into her own.

But Gu Xijun just looked at the empty hands, expressionless for a second, then walked towards the kitchen.

"Hey, Xijun, don't move, let me do this." Qi Changyin stopped Gu Xijun in a panic, and Qi Changyin suddenly felt that she was an old woman, serving food and clothing, and looking at him from time to time.

Son, son, do you think it's easy for your father and me?Your 'birth mother' will always do some 'vigorous' activities!

"Oh, oh, Xiao Qi, Junjun is just pregnant and not seriously ill, you don't have to be so strict, right? Besides, proper activities are good for the fetus." She patted the back of Qi Changyin's head vigorously, and Dai Peining blinked blinked. "Besides, Jun Jun was busy in the kitchen just now."

"This..." Looking at Gu Xijun, who had always been cold and cold, with some embarrassment, Qi Changyin pursed her lips when she saw him nodding her head in agreement, and finally could only look at Gu Meiren in compromise. Help out in the kitchen on your own.

"Changyin is just too worried about Junjun." At this time, the mother-in-law resolutely helped our obviously helpless Comrade Qi Changyin once.

"Father Jun, let me come." Qi Changyin said obediently after taking the tray from Jun Yumo's hand.

"Boy, where's your beard~~~" the intonation elongated, and Beauty Dai said heartlessly. "Tsk, this flattery."

"...-_-|||" God, what did he do wrong so far to offend this great god! ! !

"Humph!"

Don't doubt, this cold snort was made by his great father-in-law in displeasure. . . . . .

Dai Mei didn't close his imperial mouth until everyone sat down.

Well, he, Qi Changyin, really wanted to ask, just one question, why did the two generals keep drinking him! ! !Not one cup, two cups, two cups, four cups. . . . . .This drink doubled like a multiplier! ! !Even if you don't get drunk after a thousand cups, if you drink it behind the backs of the two of you, you'll probably get drunk! ! !

Tilting his head dizzily, Comrade Qi Changyin squinted his mouth and squinted his eyes. As he drank and drank, the Dongbei old man's pissing energy came up, and he kept yelling to fight for wine, that stupid and cute man who was trembling in his mouth The cute appearance instantly pleased the two old generals, and they were so addicted, the kid can drink it!Until the end, there were only these three drunkards left at the dinner table, and the others had already gone to Feng Yichen's house. Thinking about it, the room was full of alcohol, so it's no wonder these women didn't leave!But our Liu Shaoyang followed Feng Ke back because of Feng Ke's return.

"Boy, tell me who you are!" Shouting loudly, Feng Yichen took a sip of his wine.

"I, I'm Qi Changyin." With a chuckle, Qi Changyin froze for a moment when she realized the reaction, and suddenly found the focal length in her hazy eyes. The cold eyes of an old general.

"Boy, don't hide it anymore, you are definitely not a scorpion." With a low smile, Gu Tianyang narrowed his eyes slightly, and said in a low voice, "Because, that scorpion was killed by me and Chen Zi together." Here, a ruthless look was captured in his eyes.

Hearing this, Qi Changyin's heart skipped a beat, and the flush on her face just now turned pale in an instant.

"After serving in the army for so many years, with the strength of Yangzi and I, the person who was killed would never survive, but he did!" Feng Yichen smiled coldly, looking at Qi Changyin's eyes like a dry well, with a deep death glow. Light. "Yangzi and I were surprised at first, but we also prepared for the worst. We waited for Er Manzi to come to make trouble, and then attacked again without anyone noticing. He humbly apologized, sent some food from time to time, and in the end, asked for a kiss..."

He felt as if he had fallen into an ice cellar, and the eyes of the two generals in front of him seemed to see through all his disguises, whether it was good intentions or malicious ones. If he hadn't come to admit his mistake last time, wouldn't he have become There was a dead body, thinking about it, a drop of cold sweat slipped down, the heart was pounding, as if it was going to rush out of the chest, the corners of the mouth swelled slightly, and he was so panicked that he couldn't even utter a word.

"Boy, who are you?" Gu Tianyang said coldly with a flat tone that was almost cold.