Non-violent non-cooperation

"Ye Shaodong, why don't you fucking die?!" When Lu Yan woke up, Ye Shaodong was arranging his tie in front of the mirror. It was already high in the sun outside. He blocked his eyes and turned over slightly. The consequence of excessive indulgence last night was immediately sore Feeling spread all over his body, he struggled to sit up while supporting his sore waist, picked up the small pudding bowl that caused trouble for no reason last night, and threw it at the back of Ye San's head very blackly. , couldn't help repeating what he said last night, and scolded him.

"What will you do if I die?" Ye Shaodong answered him as always, saying the same thing every day, very slippery.He turned sideways and at the same time quickly closed the wardrobe door to avoid being persecuted by the newly replaced mirror inside. The small ceramic bowl smashed on the cabinet door with a bang, and the glass shards slanted across Ye Shaodong's forehead and fell into his hair. The third young master messed up the hairstyle he had just arranged, flicked the broken porcelain out of his hair, and sighed, "I said you are addicted to smashing me, right? You must smash me again and bleed you!" Is it cool?"

Lu Yan glared at him, turned her head to look at the sunlight outside the window, and sneered, "I'm not happy. It would be good if I smashed you to death, and then I will kill you, and we will all be done."

"Fuck! Are you thinking about the 'life is not the same quilt and death is the same hole' with me? Tell me earlier, baby!" Ye Shaodong reopened the closet, took out his coat and put it on, with a wicked smile on his face. Shaking to Lu Yan's eyes, he kissed him on his plump forehead with a "boo", "You wait for me to come back obediently at night, and I will give you a craving to satisfy you on this bed first, huh?"

"Get out!" Lu Yan kicked over, kicking on Ye Sanqu's leg half kneeling beside the bed, and almost didn't let this domineering man fall on his back!

Ye Shaodong smiled and steadied himself to stand up. Seeing that Lu Yan frowned slightly because he kicked himself too much and covered his waist in pain, his expression moved slightly, and he began to persuade: "Why don't you go today?" Don't go out, rest for two days, when can't you go for things like relaxation?"

Lu Yan looked at him, and asked calmly, "You're like a mad cow with an aphrodisiac at night, can I have a chance to rest?"

"Then... at worst, I'll put up with three... two..." Ye Sanshao paused, probably because he felt that three or two days was too long, so he changed his words, "One day."

Lu Yan snorted coldly, and pointed at the closet next to her with her slender index finger, "Go and look in the mirror and see who will believe you when you deceive people with this expression."

"..." Ye Shaodong choked for a moment, and raised his hand reflexively to touch his chin. He wanted to say something but was interrupted by the sound of the housekeeper knocking on the door to remind him, so he turned his expression straight and asked Lu Yan, "You Do you have to go out today?"

Lu Yan nodded, looked away, and his tone sounded indifferent, "If I make you unhappy like this, you can also order me to stay here. Anyway—" He shrugged, "I live my life as it should be. It’s no different from house arrest.”

Lu Yan knew where Ye Shaodong's current weakness was. He deliberately poked there and said, leaving Ye Shaodong with no room to refute, "You know I didn't mean that. It's just that you always make me feel..." He paused , looking down at Lu Yan, that look seems to be a little probing, but it doesn't look like it carefully, "You seem to have planned it a long time ago. You must do something or meet someone today."

Lu Yan's fingertips trembled slightly.

He pulled off the quilt to cover his slightly trembling fingers without showing any trace, and looked back from the window, looking at the snow-white sheet in front of him, "...It's just that I've been in one place for a long time, and I'm feeling bored and flustered."

Ye Shaodong closed his eyes and sighed softly when Lu Yan lowered his gaze, then bent over and kissed the man's temples softly, as if sighing, "Go, let Zheng Wen and the others follow you, the nearest outside It's not peaceful, I don't worry about you alone."