my lord, please eat

"What kind of drama is this! The emperor actually has an affair with the leader of the Demon Cult? Isn't that female devil the princess who was lost back then!" Gong Xiaoyong sat on the chair watching the online TV series on the computer while eating popcorn.It is said that this film is a new year drama that combines fantasy, martial arts, palace fighting, romance and micro-stirring.However, after following the drama for five days, in the fourth episode, the fiancé of the leader of the Demon Cult eloped with his younger brother, and was beaten to death by the leader with a whip in the end.It is estimated that this slightly disturbing plot is over.It's a pity that even after the legalization of same-sex marriage in China, only a small amount of these contents can be approved for screening!

The tenth episode is over.Gong Xiaoyong closed the page.I stood up and stretched my muscles and bones, and then poured the last bit of popcorn into my mouth.This is very expensive! ! "I'm cheating!! I really don't want to go out!" But if I don't go out, I will starve to death. Forget it, I have a better life than the emperor, and I can go back to my home every day to watch the excitement online.

Just when I was about to turn on the "Instant Network Change", I heard another scolding voice from outside: "Little Yongzi, where did the monkey boy die? He is hiding and being lazy again, isn't he?!"

Hearing this male and female voice, Gong Xiaoyong, no, he should be called Gong Xiaoyong now, anyway, no matter what his name is, he already has goose bumps all over his body.Damn, isn't this old crow voice recruited by Qian Meiren to be the steward of the small kitchen?Why did you come back to harm yourself again?God!You still give people a way to survive!Do you know that this old eunuch can penetrate his brain with magic sounds! !

But no matter how much he roared in his heart, he had to get out quickly.So with a flash of thought, he appeared in a small antique room. "Here we come!" He hurriedly pulled on his shoes and opened the door of his room. When he saw the old eunuch with a face as white as a zombie outside, his heart twisted. "Elder Xiang, why are you free to come back to us today? But what does the beautiful lady need? But today, the slave is not on duty." Although the duty is only for chopping firewood and scrubbing.

Seeing Gong Xiaoyong's sloppy appearance, Mu Xiang immediately became angry. "You bastard. Even if you're not on duty today, you can't be so unruly! Look at your clothes, these pants, these shoes, and look at the messy hair on your head! If the governor suddenly inspects, don't you want to Slap our family in the face!!"

your sister!You get out of here and slap your furball in the face!I can't get a hand of gypsum powder to beat you in the face!But even though she complained viciously in her heart, Gong Xiaoyong still smiled apologetically: "Yes, yes. You have educated well. But you can also understand that sometimes the place like us will hurt, and the slave just feels uncomfortable. Coming. So..."

When it comes to the eunuch's most painful place, Mu Xiang's anger also subsides. "Come on, you didn't get used to it not long after you first entered the palace, and you won't know the pain when you're at the age of our family. Hurry up, Qian Meiren's mother will stay in the palace for a few days, and the small kitchen is not manned enough. The family will lend you to serve for two days. The beauty will be rewarded after serving her. This is our family's promotion of you!"

Gong Xiaoyong really wanted to scold her ancestors.But in this harem, a gap as small as a millimeter can break your bones, not to mention that this Mu Xiang has a rank of ninth rank at least.For a low-level slave like myself, I really don't know the word "resistance"! "Slave, thank you, Mr. Xiang, for your promotion! If there is any reward from the beautiful empress in the future, you deserve it too. I dare not take credit for it!"

Gong Xiaoyong suddenly traveled to this Daheng Dynasty by playing games a year ago.

Even though the novels and televisions were exhausted for such things as time travel, Gong Xiaoyong was still not calm for a while.Fortunately, he is the most inconspicuous little boy in the Gong family, and the Gong family is a poor family, so no one cares that Gong Xiaoyong has become Gong Xiaoyong's inner core.

Traveling to a poor family is not a hardship.It is not hard for a poor family to have a stepmother.The stepmother abused herself every now and then, not to mention hard work.What's so hard is that even his own father wants to send him to the palace as a eunuch!This hard work is the real hard work, okay? ! !

Complain that the time travel god didn't give a person with a good background and good looks, all of you shut up!The young master finally got used to his 14-year-old hemp body and his dead family after time travel. When he was thinking that he could "fight for hegemony" with the modern knowledge in his head in the future, he was about to be sent to be a eunuch!

Gong Xiaoyong ran away from home.

The result, of course, was to be caught and beaten.Otherwise there would be no opening scene.However, after being sent to the Supervision Bureau, he cried for a long time before being told by the impatient guards that the eunuchs here did not need to be cut.It's just to drink a kind of medicine to remove the root.After drinking it, there is nothing left for excretion.

Gong Xiaoyong howled again unsteadily.Peat!The young master lived for 20 years in his last life, and he didn’t even have any female friends, that is to say, he spent some good years with his hands. He was just fourteen in this life, my dear! At the age of 14, are you going to let me have no chance to live with my hands? !What is the law of heaven! ! !

Of course, there are many people crying like Gong Xiaoyong.Those who were sent to the Supervision Bureau were all half-children over ten years old and under 15 years old.Although most of them don't understand what will happen after drinking the medicine.But they still know that everyone looks down on eunuchs.They don't want this.The bigger reason is naturally because I have to leave my parents forever, and I may never see them again in this life.

When the dust settled, Gong Xiaoyong and the other 29 young eunuchs of the new generation had to study and train in the Supervisory Bureau for a month before being sent to the palace.It was also at this time that Gong Xiaoyong discovered something extraordinary.He actually wore it with the three-storey villa and yard soul left by his parents!

That day, he had just been drilled and was sweating all over.The 14-year-old's body is so weak and weak because of the poverty of the family and the harsh treatment of the stepmother.They have to learn the rules and have to work, and they have to be exposed to the sun. The euphemistic name is to prepare them for being punished by the palace masters in the future.I really don't want to faint.

Seeing that six or seven people fainted one after another, a semi-confused person like Gong Xiaoyong who is still standing still can be regarded as passing the test.So everyone disbanded and went back to their respective rooms to rest.

Speaking of which, the Daheng Dynasty is quite rich.In this small supervisory office, the new generation of young eunuchs lived in single rooms.Of course, later Gong Xiaoyong found out that this was to prevent them from collating together and making trouble and fleeing together, so they lived separately, but now he still thinks it's pretty good.

Lie down on the bed dizzy.The sweat on my body is sticky and sticky.Before it was time to take a bath, he could only hold on.So he fell asleep on the mat.When he opened his eyes again, he found that he had returned to his home.This shock... no, it should be a surprise.It was always this incident that frightened him so much that he didn't lift his chin up for a long time.

Ever since she found out that she was a cheater with personal space, Gong Xiaoyong's mental state immediately improved by dozens of percentage points.If I don’t talk energetically every day, the spirit of resistance at the beginning is gone.

What?Why don't you escape when you have a portable space?joke!His portable space is the three-story villa left by his parents.There are many rooms, but not much to eat and drink.There is a yard with more than one cent, but that is not enough to eat!

Of course, what makes him feel that entering the palace is not bad is that he found that in his own space home, all body functions are normal.In other words, he, a person who never wanted to marry a wife and have children, was very happy to know that he could still have a wonderful future with his hands.Of course, he also felt that the functions of his current body were really amazing, so even if he didn't have enough food and clothing, he could still be able to work at the age of fourteen, which was really amazing.I remember in my last life, when I was almost fifteen, I did that for the first time.Cough, digressed.

But there was another reason that made him decide to stay in the palace.That's the computer in his room.

Originally, he thought that if he had lost his portable space, he would not be able to open the computer or anything.As a result, I tried it, and it was incredible.Not only can it be opened, but the network speed is also fast.After a few hours of blood testing, he found that all interactive websites, chat tools and online games could not be accessed.Of course, he can easily open various websites that have been harmonized before.To sum up, he cannot use the Internet to communicate with anyone, other than that, there are no restrictions on other functions.And the only website that allows him to interact is a magical existence.

The name of the website is "Exchange Network".There are various things that can be changed on it.But you need to top up your points with various things.Most of these things that can be exchanged for points are ingredients and utensils.And the best place to get these things on the shelves is naturally the palace.It is said that he was assigned to the imperial kitchen!There is an imperial dining room there, dear!

Gong Xiaoyong is very knowledgeable about online shopping.And there is such a magical thing, I believe anyone's curiosity can be overwhelmed.So he found the simplest recharge item and planned to try it.

An ancient china cup.It can be exchanged for a hundred points.After thinking about it, although the broken cups I use outside are definitely cheap, they are also ancient porcelain cups for this website, right?So according to the requirements of the website, I put it in a mailbox that appeared in my yard for some reason.Going upstairs and back to the computer, the page really shows that if there are more than [-] points, the point will be changed.He vomited blood when he was just checking what he could exchange for one hundred points.A popsicle.One hundred points can only be exchanged for a popsicle worth one yuan! ! ! ! !

Life in the palace is actually not very difficult.The little eunuchs who had just entered the palace this time did the most trivial work.Although it will be tiring, it will not be too life-threatening.It is because they have no contact with the people above.It doesn't matter if you get involved in disputes between right and wrong, you should live and die and be implicated.

The only thing that breaks Gong Xiaoyong's heart is that he was assigned to an old eunuch who looks like a zombie with strange yin and yang.It is Mu Xiang mentioned earlier, Mr. Xiang.

This Eunuch Xiang turned out to be a small steward of the Imperial Dining Room.There are four or five upper-level eunuchs who can control him.

It is very difficult for these eunuchs to survive until they are in charge.Those real royal chefs were not eunuchs, and their craftsmanship was passed down from family, so naturally they would not accept people like them who would have no descendants as apprentices.But also because of this, they are more at ease about using these little eunuchs to come, anyway, these people will never get out for the rest of their lives.

Of course, you have to be qualified to be able to wash the vegetables.When it comes to Qiedui'er, it's even more incredible.How many people have to be envied.For those like Gong Xiaoyong, the daily cleaning, chopping wood and lighting the fire, and even cleaning the tableware are done by higher-level palace people.He can't even touch a hair.But he still has to be destroyed by Mu Xiang's magic sound.

Fortunately, after three months of taking Gong Xiaoyong with him, Mu Xiang was chosen by the emperor's new favorite Qian Meiren, and went to the small kitchen of Fengji Pavilion as a kitchen eunuch.It's not a small promotion.In fact, if it wasn't for Mu Xiang's somewhat distant relationship with Qian Meiren, he wouldn't have been able to get that position.

In fact, Mu Xiang never abused the palace servants and eunuchs he accepted, but every time he was wronged at the top, he would let them, the bottom people, vent his anger.He can't fight, but he can scold.The key is that the voice is really like a crow, and you have to imitate the eccentric look of others. It really hurts to hear it once, and it hurts to hear it twice.After listening to it for several months, Gong Xiaoyong felt that the cry of the toad was the most beautiful music in the world.

It's a pity that I blame myself for being cheap, secretly using the leftover ingredients from cooking to make assorted fried noodles for a few "senior brothers", and then Mu Xiang found out sadly.Not only did he miss the noodles, Mu Xiang also found out that his cooking was delicious.No, the "opportunity" that he hates the most in contact with the concubines in the harem suddenly fell on his head.

God! !help me! !Don't let me be left in that place where the birds don't dare to shit by the beauty of money or something! ! !I still want to "find" something that can be exchanged in the imperial dining room, Hun Dan! ! ! ! !