"Cultivating an Army" Wilder Army Dad
Chapter 44 Distance
The little white face muttered something in his heart, hesitated for a while, and said: "Men and women, besides sleeping like us, there is another kind of sleeping. That is, what... use your little bird to... go, uh ..."
Seeing Xiaobailian's fair face turning red, Zhile frowned suspiciously, and asked, "Why are you using my little bird?"
The little white face was full of cunning, and suddenly a flash of inspiration: "Have you ever seen animals together... Uh, that, how do you give birth to small animals?"
It was as if the fog in front of her eyes had been dispelled. Zhile suddenly understood, and her eyes widened: "You mean sex? A man is a man, and a woman is a mother? Sex is to sleep, and then give birth to a child?"
"Yes!" Xiaobailian patted Zhile's shoulder, and then hurriedly vaccinated, "However, this can't be done casually! Only if the other party agrees, otherwise it is a crime! No, if the other party is a woman, you can't do it. You can see each other's naked bodies, we are both men, so it's okay to sleep and take a bath together, but it's not okay for women, understand?"
"I understand." Zhile whispered, and after a while, she said unwillingly, "Can't the man and the man sleep like this?"
"A man and a man?" The little white face showed a strange smile, "Actually, it is also possible, but this is different."
"Different?" Zhile asked keenly, "Isn't it good?"
"It can't be said that it's not good." As a post-90s, Xiaobailian really doesn't think there is anything wrong with the foundation, but facing Zhile's pure face, he always feels that it is necessary to give a "correct" guidance, "Everyone is a man. If there is a man and a man, everyone will think that these two people, uh..."
"Is it a different kind?"
"Yes!" The little boy said in surprise, "How did you think of it?"
"I once raised a python, it was all white, and no python would be willing to mate with it." Zhile lowered his eyes, "Papa said it was a different species."
Seeing that Zhile was depressed, Xiaobailian tried to change the topic: "You also raised a python, where is your python?"
"He was beaten to death."
The little boy suddenly felt like he had stepped on a landmine, stomped his feet in embarrassment, picked up Zhile and ran quickly to finish shopping, and then returned to the class.
Before entering the dormitory, he held Zhile anxiously, and said, "Have you told anyone else what you told me tonight?"
Zhile shook her head: "Don't worry, I won't say anything. It's not good to say something different."
Xiaobailian sighed inwardly, touched Zhile's head, but just hit Baicheng and came out.Receiving the laser-like sight of the scum, he withdrew his hand like lightning, went into the dormitory and distributed the extra meals he bought to the starving ghosts, and when he turned around, he saw the scum talking to Zhile with his head bowed at the door , that look, how do you look at it...how ambiguous.
Zhile and scum?
No way... But, it seems reasonable?
The little boy shuddered, and decided to bury this matter deeply in his heart, determined not to think about it anymore.
Troubles belong to troubles, life still has to go, when the date of the recruit contest is getting closer, the defeated city has to be busy with more and more things, and the queue when going forward has to be arranged.
"It's not the same height." Baicheng stared at the tall and short recruits worriedly, "After all, it still can't be the same as during the military parade."
Yu Zheng looked helpless: "Platoon leader."
"I know." Baicheng picked out his ears, and took out a box of things under the suspicious eyes of the other two squad leaders, "Come here, recruits, stand according to height."
The squad leaders looked around suspiciously, and found that the box was full of insoles and a strange slope-shaped thing.
"Platoon leader, what is this?"
"Increasing pads, the taller ones can't be shorter, the shorter ones have to be taller. It is not required that everyone be the same height, but the vertical rows must be the same!"
There was a noisy and chaotic comparison, there were thirty people, except for the two platoon leaders as the leaders, including the six squad leaders, there were exactly 36 people, forming a six-six square formation.The one with the biggest height difference has three insoles plus a height increasing pad, and the shoe size has been increased by one size. According to the description of the person concerned, "it's like stepping on stilts."
Yu Zheng picked up the slope-shaped booster pad, looked left and right, and asked strangely: "Platoon leader, where did you find this thing?"
"Taobao!" Baicheng gave Yu Zheng a sideways look.
"...Is Taobao coming to us?"
"I don't know." Baicheng said irresponsibly, "I filled in the address at the snack bar outside the camp, I'll get it later."
"..."
However, there are people who can't be cured by booster pads - Zhile.
Zhile is only 165, so he is too short. He was dismissed when he was recruited for his height, so it is impossible to recruit him.Now, since they came in, the monitors had no choice but to think of a way.
"It doesn't matter, the tallest person is on the rostrum."
"Ah?" Yu Zheng was taken aback, "Isn't this the opposite?"
"Against what?" Baicheng gave Yu Zheng another sideways glance, "It's not a formal military parade, so there's no need to be so strict."
For a while, it was compared with the military parade, and for a while it was said that it was not a formal military parade. What are you going to do, platoon leader?
Ignoring the changing faces of the squad leaders, Baicheng had his own plans.
In military competitions, Zhile will undoubtedly be very conspicuous.In the phalanx, according to his height, he should be placed in the corner, which is also the most conspicuous position.
The new recruits will be in the company soon, although Nanmo and Zhao Bin will definitely try their best to snatch them, but who knows if a "black hand" will fly out?Feilong and Qianlong are directly under the Nanjing Military Region. It is reasonable to say that the whole military region poached corners, but this is not a special warfare brigade after all. With Zhao Bin as the company commander alone, if Zhile is poached by another company, will the city be defeated? Can you still squeeze to other companies?
One radish and one hole, how can you adjust it at will! ?
Therefore, there is no way for military competitions, let others show the limelight if you walk in the phalanx.
Standing in the corner is a group of recruits, the tallest, at this time they are full of energy and ready to perform well.
"Comrades, there are still five days left. From today, practice hard for me. After practicing, everyone will eat delicious food for the New Year! If you don't practice well, you will all go to the cooking class to help cook during the Chinese New Year!"
After the ducklings finished answering in unison, Yu Zheng quietly slipped into Bai Cheng's ear and whispered, "If you don't practice well, you'll have to help the cook, right?"
Baicheng didn't take it seriously: "They don't know anyway."
"..."
Zhi Le stood in the lower left corner of the phalanx, only feeling that there were rows of human walls in front of him, and Xiao Dae was on the other side of the human wall.
For the first time, he realized that his little dad was not his only little dad. He is now the platoon leader, so will he be the company commander in the future?Will he become the battalion commander again?Will it become a bigger official again?
Seeing the other squad leaders in Baicheng talking together, Zhile suddenly felt that Baicheng was so far away from him that he couldn't touch it no matter how far he stretched out his hand.
Seeing Xiaobailian's fair face turning red, Zhile frowned suspiciously, and asked, "Why are you using my little bird?"
The little white face was full of cunning, and suddenly a flash of inspiration: "Have you ever seen animals together... Uh, that, how do you give birth to small animals?"
It was as if the fog in front of her eyes had been dispelled. Zhile suddenly understood, and her eyes widened: "You mean sex? A man is a man, and a woman is a mother? Sex is to sleep, and then give birth to a child?"
"Yes!" Xiaobailian patted Zhile's shoulder, and then hurriedly vaccinated, "However, this can't be done casually! Only if the other party agrees, otherwise it is a crime! No, if the other party is a woman, you can't do it. You can see each other's naked bodies, we are both men, so it's okay to sleep and take a bath together, but it's not okay for women, understand?"
"I understand." Zhile whispered, and after a while, she said unwillingly, "Can't the man and the man sleep like this?"
"A man and a man?" The little white face showed a strange smile, "Actually, it is also possible, but this is different."
"Different?" Zhile asked keenly, "Isn't it good?"
"It can't be said that it's not good." As a post-90s, Xiaobailian really doesn't think there is anything wrong with the foundation, but facing Zhile's pure face, he always feels that it is necessary to give a "correct" guidance, "Everyone is a man. If there is a man and a man, everyone will think that these two people, uh..."
"Is it a different kind?"
"Yes!" The little boy said in surprise, "How did you think of it?"
"I once raised a python, it was all white, and no python would be willing to mate with it." Zhile lowered his eyes, "Papa said it was a different species."
Seeing that Zhile was depressed, Xiaobailian tried to change the topic: "You also raised a python, where is your python?"
"He was beaten to death."
The little boy suddenly felt like he had stepped on a landmine, stomped his feet in embarrassment, picked up Zhile and ran quickly to finish shopping, and then returned to the class.
Before entering the dormitory, he held Zhile anxiously, and said, "Have you told anyone else what you told me tonight?"
Zhile shook her head: "Don't worry, I won't say anything. It's not good to say something different."
Xiaobailian sighed inwardly, touched Zhile's head, but just hit Baicheng and came out.Receiving the laser-like sight of the scum, he withdrew his hand like lightning, went into the dormitory and distributed the extra meals he bought to the starving ghosts, and when he turned around, he saw the scum talking to Zhile with his head bowed at the door , that look, how do you look at it...how ambiguous.
Zhile and scum?
No way... But, it seems reasonable?
The little boy shuddered, and decided to bury this matter deeply in his heart, determined not to think about it anymore.
Troubles belong to troubles, life still has to go, when the date of the recruit contest is getting closer, the defeated city has to be busy with more and more things, and the queue when going forward has to be arranged.
"It's not the same height." Baicheng stared at the tall and short recruits worriedly, "After all, it still can't be the same as during the military parade."
Yu Zheng looked helpless: "Platoon leader."
"I know." Baicheng picked out his ears, and took out a box of things under the suspicious eyes of the other two squad leaders, "Come here, recruits, stand according to height."
The squad leaders looked around suspiciously, and found that the box was full of insoles and a strange slope-shaped thing.
"Platoon leader, what is this?"
"Increasing pads, the taller ones can't be shorter, the shorter ones have to be taller. It is not required that everyone be the same height, but the vertical rows must be the same!"
There was a noisy and chaotic comparison, there were thirty people, except for the two platoon leaders as the leaders, including the six squad leaders, there were exactly 36 people, forming a six-six square formation.The one with the biggest height difference has three insoles plus a height increasing pad, and the shoe size has been increased by one size. According to the description of the person concerned, "it's like stepping on stilts."
Yu Zheng picked up the slope-shaped booster pad, looked left and right, and asked strangely: "Platoon leader, where did you find this thing?"
"Taobao!" Baicheng gave Yu Zheng a sideways look.
"...Is Taobao coming to us?"
"I don't know." Baicheng said irresponsibly, "I filled in the address at the snack bar outside the camp, I'll get it later."
"..."
However, there are people who can't be cured by booster pads - Zhile.
Zhile is only 165, so he is too short. He was dismissed when he was recruited for his height, so it is impossible to recruit him.Now, since they came in, the monitors had no choice but to think of a way.
"It doesn't matter, the tallest person is on the rostrum."
"Ah?" Yu Zheng was taken aback, "Isn't this the opposite?"
"Against what?" Baicheng gave Yu Zheng another sideways glance, "It's not a formal military parade, so there's no need to be so strict."
For a while, it was compared with the military parade, and for a while it was said that it was not a formal military parade. What are you going to do, platoon leader?
Ignoring the changing faces of the squad leaders, Baicheng had his own plans.
In military competitions, Zhile will undoubtedly be very conspicuous.In the phalanx, according to his height, he should be placed in the corner, which is also the most conspicuous position.
The new recruits will be in the company soon, although Nanmo and Zhao Bin will definitely try their best to snatch them, but who knows if a "black hand" will fly out?Feilong and Qianlong are directly under the Nanjing Military Region. It is reasonable to say that the whole military region poached corners, but this is not a special warfare brigade after all. With Zhao Bin as the company commander alone, if Zhile is poached by another company, will the city be defeated? Can you still squeeze to other companies?
One radish and one hole, how can you adjust it at will! ?
Therefore, there is no way for military competitions, let others show the limelight if you walk in the phalanx.
Standing in the corner is a group of recruits, the tallest, at this time they are full of energy and ready to perform well.
"Comrades, there are still five days left. From today, practice hard for me. After practicing, everyone will eat delicious food for the New Year! If you don't practice well, you will all go to the cooking class to help cook during the Chinese New Year!"
After the ducklings finished answering in unison, Yu Zheng quietly slipped into Bai Cheng's ear and whispered, "If you don't practice well, you'll have to help the cook, right?"
Baicheng didn't take it seriously: "They don't know anyway."
"..."
Zhi Le stood in the lower left corner of the phalanx, only feeling that there were rows of human walls in front of him, and Xiao Dae was on the other side of the human wall.
For the first time, he realized that his little dad was not his only little dad. He is now the platoon leader, so will he be the company commander in the future?Will he become the battalion commander again?Will it become a bigger official again?
Seeing the other squad leaders in Baicheng talking together, Zhile suddenly felt that Baicheng was so far away from him that he couldn't touch it no matter how far he stretched out his hand.
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