The actor is a little bitch!

Shen Fang wrapped the two of them more tightly with a quilt, then hugged Xie Yuan's waist, rubbed his chin against Xie Yuan's head, closed his eyes contentedly, and planned to sleep.

going to bed...

"You said just now that the upper bunk is troublesome...that?" Xie Yuan waited for a while, and found that if he didn't speak again, Shen Fang would fall asleep like this, so he asked hesitantly.

It's not that Xie Yuan is timid, but when Charlotte lived in the dormitory, she used to popularize many ghost stories about this dormitory building!

For example, when you go to the toilet alone at night, a trembling voice will come out of the black hole and ask you, "Which one did you drop, the golden cucumber, the silver cucumber or the iron cucumber?" If you answer the iron cucumber dishonestly, you will be killed by the evil ghost. Pulled into hell...

For example, in the dead of night, there is often the sound of glass balls falling on the floor upstairs, and if you go upstairs to check, you will find a handsome man with firm and firm abdominal muscles picking eggs all over the floor...

For example, stand in front of the bathroom mirror on time at midnight and turn off all the lights and light a candle, and you will see in the mirror whether your previous life was an attack or a victim...

Very scary!

"Yes, haunted." Shen Fang admired Xie Yuan's slightly nervous appearance with satisfaction, feeling that his wife is really cute!

"...Are you lying? What are you doing?" Xie Yuan stared suspiciously at Shen Fang's serious face.

"I didn't lie to you, the moment I turned off the lights, I suddenly saw two strange faces appearing on the wall! So I jumped off immediately!" Shen Fang covered his mouth suddenly, and it took a while to become mysterious. Xixi said: "You can't talk about ghosts at night, the more you talk about it, the more trouble it will make. Let's go up and check tomorrow morning."

"Even so, go to sleep on the bed opposite me!" Although Xie Yuan was terrified by Shen Fang's gloomy expression and tone, he was still very reluctant to sleep with him.In summer, the two of them don't wear much at all, and it feels very strange to stick their naked skin together!

"No, I'm afraid." Shen Fang hugged him tighter, and said coldly: "And maybe they will suddenly stick to your face when you are fast asleep..."

"Stop talking!" Xie Yuan shivered, closed his eyes hastily, and shook the terrifying image out of his mind. "If you go up to check tomorrow during the day and find nothing, I will never forgive you."

While agreeing, Shen Fang entangled Xiao Xie Yuan with his arms and legs.

Like a tentacle monster!

Moreover, his thighs rubbed back and forth a few times in some terrible place in Xie Yuan.

"Don't move." Xie Yuan gritted his teeth and squeezed the inner side of Shen Da's thigh.

"Honey, you've reacted." Shen Fang rubbed against the pain twice, very unyielding!

"Get off." Xie Yuan used all his strength to push him off the bed.

"Xiao Ming woke up in the middle of the night and opened his eyes in a daze, only to see two pale faces bleeding from all seven orifices tightly in front of him! They said to Xiao Ming in a hoarse voice..." Shen Fang used the posture of a grandma telling ghost stories!

Xie Yuan froze for a moment and stopped talking, angrily turned over and fell asleep against the wall.

Shen Fang stuck to it again.

Endless!

God is annoying!

Xie Yuan woke up in Shen Fang's arms without any suspense the next morning.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Shen Fang's face pressed against his face!

Xie Yuan shivered.

Paralysis deliberately scares people early in the morning!

"Good morning, wife." Shen Fang tenderly printed a good morning kiss on Xie Yuan's forehead.

Xie Yuan touched his face, and it felt as if his cheeks were also saliva!

On the lips too!

It must have been a sneak kiss just now!This product!

So Xie Yuan blushed and pushed Shen Fang away without saying a word, and nimbly climbed to the upper bunk.

I saw two small figures drawn with pencils on the white wall beside the bed...

The brushwork is very crude, but it can barely be seen that it is a human being.

And one is on top of the other, it seems to be having sex!

Below the two small figures is a line of words - "Senior Gu and I".

...Apparently, this is what little Charlotte secretly painted on the wall to vent on a certain night of hunger and thirst!

Not only is it obscene but also very unqualified!

Do you want to keep masturbation if you don't wipe it off after venting?

But Charlotte really couldn't imagine that someone would run to sleep on her bed...

"Are you kidding me for fun?" Xie Yuan bit his lips, glaring at Shen Fang who was crawling up the upper bunk with absolute zero eyes.

"It does have face." Shen Fang innocently pointed at the little man. "Two."

Xie Yuan was silent for a moment. For the first time, he neither cursed nor beat anyone. He just sighed and said softly, "I'm going to work."

"Oh..." Shen Fang blinked. "Honey, are you really angry?"

Xie Yuan washed up and went out without saying a word.

bad mood!

Paralyzed Shen Fang, which bitch is saying which is true and which is false! ?

"Wife, I was wrong! I will never lie to you again!" In the supermarket, Shen Fang squatted pitifully behind the booth to help Xie Yuan unscrew the caps of the beverage bottles one by one.

"...Hi, welcome to taste the newly launched lemon green tea drink." Xie Yuan smiled slightly at the little brother passing by.

"Don't wink at others!" Shen Fang stood up from behind the booth!

Especially scary.

Xie Yuan kept a straight face and said nothing.

"Honey, how about I recite poems to make amends for you?" Another genius idea popped up in Shen Fang's happy mind! "At noon on the day of hoeing, the picture of going up the river during the Qingming Festival. Hematopoietic stem cells, Shen Fang..."

"Stop making trouble." Xie Yuan shook his head wearily.

"I like you so much, why can't you give me a smile?" Shen Fang tugged at Xie Yuan's hand.

"...What do you like?" Xie Yuan frowned slightly and threw away his hand. "You just wanted to play on a whim."

In the past, Xie Yuan simply found Shen Fang annoying. Although he occasionally felt funny, he didn't have many complicated emotions.

But after being kissed, Xie Yuan's heart was a little messed up.

I can't even tell what I want.

But it's certain that he didn't want to simply drive Shen Fang away or send him to the hospital...

"No, I really like it." Shen Fang didn't care who was next to him, and confessed very boldly and enthusiastically: "As soon as I saw you, I wanted to hug you, kiss you, cling to you, fuck you... definitely really like it! I have been following you secretly for a long time, and after careful consideration, I only recently mustered up the courage to show up."

As the saying goes, when a handsome guy confesses, it's called confession, and when an ugly guy confesses, it's called sexual harassment.

But although Shen Fang is handsome, he still looks like sexual harassment when he expresses himself, okay? ! !

Simply too bad!

Xie Yuan shrugged, his eyelids drooped, his double eyelids and long eyelashes were as beautiful as a little prince.

After a while, he took a deep breath, stared at the paper cup in his hand and said softly, "Could you please be more serious when you pursue others?"

Shen Fang was stunned for a moment, then said with a playful smile, "Actually, I am very serious."

Xie Yuan pouted.

"It's because you are too serious, so I have no choice but to be a little less serious, to reconcile the yin and yang." Not only did Shen Fang shamelessly shift the responsibility to others, but he also asked in a very uninteresting way: "Do you want me to be serious about pursuing you?" Are you?"

"I didn't say that, get out." Xie Yuan kicked Shen Fang's calf, but it was useless.

"I understand!"

Then Shen Fangfang ran happily and rolled away!

While running, he turned around and made a "V"!

This is really owed!

Shen Fang didn't have any more thick lines throughout the afternoon.

After get off work in the evening, as soon as Xie Yuan left the supermarket gate, he saw Shen Fang standing in front of him very handsomely in a suit and leather shoes holding a bouquet of bright flowers.

The appearance of this kind of plot on Shen Fang is simply full of disobedience!

"It's serious enough this time..." Shen Fang tugged on his tie and knelt down on one knee, blinking his eyes and smiling charmingly: "My wife, do you know how difficult it is to gather seven colors of chrysanthemums this season?"

Xie Yuan fixed his mind and glanced at the bouquet, and the hand that was about to pick it up hovered in mid-air without hesitation.

Damn give chrysanthemums to living people!

Seriously your family!