The actor is a little bitch!

Because Shen Fang has been trying to "melt the heart of the iceberg beauty with his hot love" all night, so after being tortured in various positions for a whole night, Xie Yuan felt that he was on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

Hardly any sleep at all!

Just another straw!

The rare normal people in this collapsing world are going to be blackened!

"Wife, wife, I'll buy you breakfast." Shen Fang pushed open the bedroom door, and ran in bouncingly with his hands behind his back.

Xie Yuan raised his eyelids, wanting to slap him to death.

Shen Fang sat beside Xie Yuan's bed very acquaintedly, and said with a handsome smile under the sunlight in the morning: "I have your favorite big sausage omelet here, and there are two eggs..."

"Shut up!" Xie Yuan kicked Shen Fang to the ground.

Shen Fang flexibly posed in a dog-planing pose to support the ground!

"Tsk tsk, it's really dangerous, my big sausage omelette was almost crushed..."

"It's a pity that it wasn't crushed." Xie Yuan turned over and fell asleep against the wall in resentment, pointing his butt to Shen Fang to express that he didn't welcome him very much!

What a miscalculation!

How can you point your ass at gays?

Obviously inexperienced against the enemy!

Sure enough, Shen Fang didn't let go of this excellent opportunity to flirt, and began to touch and pinch without being beaten.

And it's hands!

"What are you doing!?" Xie Yuan shrank back in horror and huddled himself under the quilt, only showing a small face like a red apple.

Beat like a pitiful Pleasant Goat being bullied by a big bad wolf!

Shen Mingshou. Rubbed his hands together cheaply, and made a rigorous evaluation: "The appearance is tight and upright, but the hand feels unexpectedly soft and soft. I will give you 9.5 points. ..."

Subtly missing a word "zi"!

"Shut up!" Xie Yuan was indignant and helpless, but facing the rascal Shen Fang, cursing, cursing and beating all had no effect!

So Xie Xiaomei bit her lip bitterly and beat the bed!

I am very sorry!

"Wife, don't beat the pain." Shen Fang smiled and took Xie Yuan's hand and blew, and then he said brightly: "Let's go to the temple fair this afternoon!"

"Yesterday I said I can't go." Xie Yuan was stunned, still trying to reason with this bastard Shen Fang. "Didn't you say to either go to the temple fair or let you live in? What do you want to do if you have already moved in?"

In fact, there is another option to "kiss"!

And actually kissed!

It's just that Xie Yuan is too embarrassed to say it.

Why choose one of the three!

Clearly multiple choices, okay?

"I don't understand what you are talking about Si~Mi~Da~!" Shen Fang showed a mouthful of small white teeth and smiled very handsomely.

In a second, it becomes a kind and confused foreign friend!

Xie Yuan lay flat with his whole body exhausted, covered his head with a pillow, and decided to fall asleep immediately.

"Wife, why don't you go? If you don't agree, I'll go to the balcony and do a striptease." Shen Fang blinked his eyes handsomely.

"Who cares about you!" Xie Yuan glared at him vigorously.

So Shen Fang rushed out in the next second!

Very unrestrained and fiery!

Without any hesitation!

Xie Yuan jumped out of bed in horror, just as he wanted him to roll back immediately, a pair of pants flew in from behind the balcony door!

"Sink!!! Let it go!!!" Xie Yuan yelled heart-piercingly.

What responded to him was a pair of pink square strawberry panties that flew in immediately after the pants!

Especially coquettish!

Let's wave together!

"Honey, play music for me, it should be high!" Shen Fang poked his head in from the door, with a cheeky smile on his cheeky face! "There are a lot of spectators down here...by the way, this is dormitory 508, right?"

Xie Yuan's whole body was on fire in an instant!

So he didn't care about Shen Fang's current state of not wearing pants. He rushed over in three steps and two steps, dragged Shen Fang into the room and threw him on the bed, and then rode on it in a dispirited manner, intending to punch him violently. Become a pig!

"My wife, you like the riding style, which surprises me..." Shen Fang bemusedly raised his hand to pinch Xie Yuan's pointed chin.

"It seems that I really want to send you to the hospital today!" Xie Yuan slapped his hand away angrily and looked down!

It's not that Xie Yuan likes to watch...

But as a gentle and kind boy, every time Xie Yuan hits someone, he must accumulate his anger points, okay?

Otherwise, I can't do it!

...But isn't Nima dressed neatly! ?

"I haven't had time to take it off yet." Shen Fang dragged the stunned and adorable little Xie Yuan into his arms and hugged him tightly, then rolled skillfully, and the serf turned over and sang in a second! "Your roommate's clothes are hanging on the top, and the audience below will not be able to see me dancing..."

The first fierce performance of a generation of gigolo Shen Fangfang must pursue the best stage effects!

Xie Yuan felt a bit of stomach pain, raised his hand to rub his stomach, but found that he had been pressed down at some point.

Very dreamlike!

"Go on a date with me, wife, or I'll kiss you." Shen Fang moved closer, their lips were so close that they were almost touching. "And it's a tongue kiss!"

"Do you believe that I will bite your tongue off?" Xie Yuan was so angry and anxious that he was about to cry!

But Shen Fang's whole body was pressed against it, making him unable to break free at all.

This little daughter-in-law was brutally raped!

"Promise me quickly." Shen Fang squinted his eyes and continued to get closer, and luckily started the countdown! "Ten, seven, five, two..."

Yes.

Shen Fang let him not!meeting!number!number!

"...Okay, I went to the head office?" Xie Yuan turned his head sadly and angrily.

Then Shen Fang kissed him hard on the cheek!

"Beep" sound!

Very loud!

And it seems that there is still saliva left!

Cool!

So for the next whole morning and half of the afternoon, Xiao Xie Yuan, who was not feeling well, just hugged his notebook and huddled in the corner of the bed to surf the Internet. Whenever Shen Fang was within three meters of Shen Fang, Xie Yuan would fly off the pillow The past hits the bear in the face!

Shen Fang was holding a takeaway, and blinked innocently.

"Go away." Xie Yuan said coldly.

In fact, Xiao Xieyuan is not like this usually.

But he is really angry now.

Not only angry with Shen Fang, but also angry with himself.

Because in the morning, he clearly thought that if Shen Fang really dared to kiss him, he would immediately grab the chair next to the bed and smash Shen Fang's head to the ground!

Open to Tumi!

But after the real kiss, Xie Yuan was not as angry as he imagined, on the contrary, he was a little ballsy... Numb!

Crisp!numb!

Don't be kidding, I'm not a little bitch like Charlotte. How could a man be so numb by a man's kiss!

It's all an illusion!

Xie Yuan shook his head, resolutely turned off the Baidu search page of "how to scientifically judge whether you are gay or not".

"Are you confused now?" Shen Fang asked tentatively.

"Confused about what?" Xie Yuan asked warily.

"Confused whether I have fallen in love with me." Shen Fang smiled handsomely.

"Impossible." Xie Yuan sneered, why did he suddenly fall in love with you when we met by chance!

...Although it seems that I am not as confident as before.

With an agreement first, Xie Yuan had no choice but to go on a date with Shen Fang.

The temple fair on Qixi Festival is really lively, and many vendors on both sides of the stalls are selling some insane things such as couple shirts, couple key chains, concentric locks, etc... It is almost full of love atmosphere.

Especially exaggerated!

Xie Yuan lowered his head and counted the stone bricks on the ground, afraid that Shen Fang would buy two couple shirts on a whim and force himself to change them on the street...

"I invite you to eat grilled squid." Shen Fang ran over with a slap, a skewer of grilled squid in one hand.

Xie Yuan narrowed his eyes slightly, looking at Shen Fang running against the light in the setting sun.

The tall and handsome figure melted into the sunlight like a paper-cut.

Although he can't see his facial features clearly, he can still roughly guess his appearance. There must be a mischievous smile on the corners of his eyes and brows, and the curve of his lips is evil, as if he won't get angry no matter what.

In fact, if Shen Fang hadn't been cheap, he would have been a pretty good young man!

"...Thank you." Xie Yuan blinked vigorously, reminding himself in his heart not to be fooled by this bastard's smiling face, and then reached out to pick up the squid.

When the fingertips of the two touched, Xie Yuan shrank back unnaturally.

"Hey, do you think we are missing something compared to other couples?" Shen Fang keenly noticed Xie Yuan's small movements.

"...We are not a couple at all." Xie Yuan gave Shen Fang a blank look.

It is really despicable and shameless to change the concept secretly!

"That's right! What's missing is intimacy!" Shen Fang snapped his fingers enthusiastically, as if Xie Yuan really answered him. "Then how do you think this problem should be improved?"

Really stinky shameless!

"I didn't say that." Xie Yuan stared at Shen Fang's face, and took a bite of the squid viciously.

"Sure enough, you also think we should hold hands." It seems that Shen Fangfang has completely abandoned the face and dignity of being a human being!

"I don't want it." Xie Yuan tried to break away from Shen Fang's involuntary hand.

"Then kiss one, choose one of the two." Shen Mingshou once again threw out multiple-choice questions in the cloak of single-choice questions!

Before Xie Yuan complained, Shen Fang suddenly leaned over, covered their faces with grilled squid, and kissed them domineeringly!

Shen Fang obviously copied the idea of ​​"The World's No. [-] First Love" for grilled squid to cover his face!

And this time the kiss was not on the face but on the lips!

He also sticks his tongue in very skillfully!

The sudden tongue kiss is really hot and passionate, and it is also mixed with the rich aroma of grilled squid.

There was a buzz in Xie Yuan's head, as if something in his body was completely broken!