The actor is a little bitch!

"...Gah!?" Gu Huohuo was seriously frightened and very miserable!

Be more serious!Where is this Demon King!inside!Do it!laugh!up! ? (A bolt from the blue!) (((φ(◎ロ◎;)φ)))

"It's not dad, Brother Gu Yan is the rock singer I admire the most." Xia Tian explained with a good temper.

"Oh." Uncle Xia nodded hesitantly, looked Gu Huohuo up and down with a dumbfounded face, and then raised his hand suddenly and pressed Gu Huohuo's hair standing upright under the effect of hairspray!He also smiled proudly as if he had made a contribution: "Your hairstyle is messed up, I will help you press it down."

"...Huh!?" Gu Huohuo gasped!

The sound of the lifeline breaking was very crisp! (The life of this demon king is not long!) (≧∩≦)

"No dad, Gu Yange's hair stands up like that." Xia Tian looked up at Dad suspiciously. "It was hard work sticking each one with hairspray."

Dad is not usually so out...

"Indeed, it's better to stand it upright." Uncle Xia blinked innocently, and said sincerely, "It looks like a cauliflower when it's put down."

"...Ah!?" Gu Huohuo felt as if struck by lightning!

The devil's smooth and straight hair is not a natural curl, why does it look like cauliflower!

(Obviously like a golden shining poisonous mushroom!) (*≧｜≦*)

"It's not like that! Gu Yan's hairstyle is very handsome no matter whether he is standing up or laying down!" His idol lover was hacked one after another, and Xiao Xiatian was a little anxious, frowning and looking at his father anxiously.

Uncle Xia sneered, looked Gu Huohuo up and down and continued to look for a breakthrough.

Hey!What a vicious son-in-law!

It seems that Uncle Xia is not a high-end natural black like his son at all.

It's completely artificial!

Gu Huohuo was so guilty of being stared at by Uncle Xia's eyes, so he could not help but groan nervously, curled up and tightened his legs, looking almost like a shy virgin!

But the fragile intestines couldn't bear such a difficult action at all, so a fierce and domineering aura spontaneously rushed to the sky!

The most is that "pop" style!

The charm is long, the melody is melodious, very moving!

Uncle Xia immediately seized this black man's good opportunity, fanned the wind with his hands in disgust and asked with a sharp sense of smell like a police dog: "Did you eat stinky tofu yesterday?"

"Not at all!" Gu Huohuo covered the quilt tightly with tears streaming down his face, trying to block the poisonous gas.

Apparently, the third uncle, who has always been unable to refuse any requests from his adorable son, intends to adopt a strategy of saving the country with curves, blackmailing Gu Huohuo until his son is disappointed and disillusioned, and then breaks up!

"Besides, he had a bad stomach and loose bowels." The gentle and gentle Uncle Xia was completely insane and used very vulgar words! "The old constipation of more than 20 years has finally been cured?"

Why [beep——], [beep——] Mystery, etc., the demon king can’t understand it hahaha!This devil's dictionary is only updated to the second grade of junior high school, and there are no such advanced words in it!

(Don't even hit a silencer! Negative score and bad review! Turn the table left and right!) ┴┴︵╰(‵ ′)╯︵┴┴Gu Huohuo glanced at Xia Tian very worriedly, for fear of accidentally showing bad The face of oneself is disgusted.

But Xia Tian not only didn't dislike him, but sat closer to Gu Huohuo, and even unyieldingly twitched his little nose and took a deep breath!Then he said with a cute face: "There is no smell at all, Dad, you must be hallucinating."

This is definitely true love!

So Gu Huohuo's worry is obviously superfluous, don't talk about farting, even if he pulls all his urine and urine on the pillow like Sakata Yintoki, Xiao Xia will insist that it is broken bonbon chocolate, okay?

The bouquet is rich!

Refreshing!

Uncle Xia looked at his precious son with a broken heart, then turned his head and continued to glance at Gu Huohuo, and planned to make a scientific and rigorous comparison between Gu Huohuo's hair color and chicken feces.

"I'm sorry, I have to go to the bathroom..." Gu Huohuo struggled to hold his stomach and got down on the ground, with tears flickering in the corner of his eyes, as if he was already crying with anger from Uncle Xia!

The Demon King deserves to be a scum with five negative combat effectiveness!

"Oh, can't hold it anymore?" Third Uncle Xia casually covered his nose, and kindly said: "Go quickly, don't pull it in your pants."

"Ah!!!" Gu Huohuo burst into tears with his heart in his hands!All of a sudden, he felt that everything in the world was far away from him, whether it was the road in front of him or his beloved little rabbit, they were all blurred by the tears in his eyes so that he could no longer see clearly...

So he banged on the toilet door with a bang!

Uncle Xia: ...

He felt that this was the first time in his life that he had met such a person who was so easily slandered, his whole body was full of grooves, and it seemed that he would explode and die if he poked it casually!

"Brother Gu Yan, are you okay?" Xiaoxia quickly ran over, rubbed Gu Huohuo's reddened nose and forehead, and said in a soft and cute voice before Gu Huohuo abandoned the lower limit : "Well... it seems that the enchantment of the other world has become stronger again. There was no door to this place before, right, Brother Gu Yan?"

Gu Huohuo gave Xia Tian a thumbs up with tears in his eyes!

Bunny!The decision is yours!The devil's soul mate!

(The kiss of love that burns life! Chirping X is infinite!) (╭￣3￣)╭?????

"Obviously it's a knock on the door..." Uncle Xia looked at his precious son heartbroken.

Not only did the son not become disillusioned, he even helped him cover it up! ?

"It's not there! It's an enchantment!" Little Xia Tian's chicken blushed from the cold, and it looked like a small red apple, so cute!

"Okay, okay... my son said it was an enchantment, it was an enchantment!" Erkong was so cute that he lost his self-control in an instant!It took several seconds to react, and he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and said, "But oh my god...won't Dad introduce some girls to you?"

Puppy love is better than homosexuality!

"Not good! I only want Brother Gu Yan!" Xia Tian simply hugged Gu Huohuo like a koala, looking extremely inseparable!

"But..." Third Uncle Xia still wants to continue lobbying, Xia Tian is now the only hope for the Xia family to carry on the family line, okay?

"Dad, you said, 'Parents should not forcibly reverse their children's decisions, but let their children choose a lifestyle they like from the bottom of their hearts'." Xia Tian quoted the passage from the book "How to Be a Good Dad"!Very witty!

Uncle Xia was embarrassed, so he changed his way of lobbying, and brutally moved out several recent news that have been widely circulated on Weibo, such as "A young man Xia has been gay for many years, and the chrysanthemum can hold a 2.5L Jianlibao", "Basic wind prevails, the drug market is reshuffled, and Ju Kangtai is frequently out of stock and becomes a new favorite", "A certain famous artist Gu Mou is under too much pressure and causes insanity, and puts sliced ​​​​cucumbers on the face of a homosexual man, saying that it is not a dream to be ten years younger", "It cannot be passed on In Zong Chaodai, the gay youth Xia received a dream from his ancestors, and was threatened that he would pull one out even if he pulled it out"...in order to try to explain to his son how dangerous it is to stir up one's sex!

But instead of being afraid, Xiao Xiaxia and Gu Huohuo happily complained about these serious news, the two of them are as sweet as they are talking about cross talk!

"Accommodating a 2.5L Jianlibao is nothing! I saw someone on the Internet that can hold a bumpy hamburger bucket!" His Royal Highness was very excited when he mentioned this kind of novelty, and almost forgot the tragic situation of being hacked just now , become full of vitality with shining eyes!

"Wow - it's amazing to accommodate the whole family!" Xiaoxia applauded cutely. "Is it three glasses with iced Coke?"

"Not only that, but also the Bump Man figure as a bonus." Gu Huohuo seriously compared the size, looking very yearning!

"Little Tian!" Third Uncle Xia wiped off his cold sweat with enthusiasm, feeling that his son seemed to have become a stranger in an instant!

"Father, please allow us to be together." Xia Tian blinked his big eyes, emitting a cute light wave. "Brother Gu Yan and I can resonate in the soul band, and we will be very happy every day!"

"We are a match made in heaven, cough!" Gu Yan took Xia Tian's hand, lowered his head and kicked the bedpost while making an awkward declaration of true love: "I will treat Xiao Tian well, I can play cosplay with him and act as a villain, children I will hand in all the models that come with the package. Xiaotian likes to watch Gundam and I will definitely not switch to watch Transformers. Xiaotian can bully me at will and I will not bite anyone. If someone bullies Xiaotian, I will put him in To the trash can...well, that's it!"

Turning in the model is like turning in the wages of ordinary men to the devil king of the second disease. It's super painful, okay!

It must be true love for the daughter-in-law to do it!

"...What are you talking about?" Third Uncle Xia stared at Gu Yan dumbfounded, and then at his son who was so touched that his eyes lit up, and he was so caught up in the moment that he really couldn't keep up with the trend!

"Agree to let us be together." Xia Tian performed the special skill of Yang Yin that he had clamored for candy when he was a child! "Dad~~~~~"

"You're still acting like a baby when you're too old." Uncle Xia shook his head desperately to resist, and was successfully killed by Moe after five seconds. He smiled lovingly and said, "Xiaotian can do whatever he says!"

The poor world controls the heart...

"But..." Uncle Xia regained his sanity a little and began to make a strict contract with his son for three chapters. "Starting from today, you are not allowed to live outside in the summer. If you go out, you must report to your father. You cannot call or send text messages more than three times a day. Although your father is reluctant to object, your relationship must stay at a platonic stage. You must not hold hands... ..."

"Brother Gu Yan, shall we go to Oo-Convex Burger Restaurant to eat the children's set menu? Today is Children's Day, there are great models to give away." Xia Tian took Gu Yan's hand, and the two of them bounced out of the ward.

The same footwork I used when I was a kid coming home from school every Friday night!

Couldn't be more in tune!

"I want to buy ten copies of this demon king. Collect all the models and give them to you!" Gu Huohuo looked down at Xia Tian, ​​and said affectionately, if you ignore the content, it would be really spoiled!

"Thank you, Brother Gu Yan." Xia Tian tiptoed slightly and kissed Gu Yan's cheek.

"...Wait a minute, did you hear what Dad said just now!"

"...Oh, Xiaotian, just kissing him is enough, stop tsk tsk, boys must know how to be reserved!"

"... Is there enough pocket money for my baby son? Remember to ask dad if it's not enough, and remember to go home to stay at night!"

——This is how the child control compromised with his son while talking to himself, it was really cruel!