The actor is a little bitch!

In the blink of an eye, it was the day when Chen Zihao held a birthday party.

A large open space behind the seaside villa has been transformed into a banquet plaza. Long tables covered with white tablecloths are filled with delicious food. Elegant waiters are busy shuttling among the guests. There is also a band playing songs on the temporary stage. , the sea not far away is shining like broken gold under the setting sun, everything is so harmonious and beautiful!

Except Sitting alone in an inconspicuous corner, staring at Chen Zihao who was chatting with guests in the crowd, and smoking wildly, Xia Zhan, a complex of negative energy!

It's only been a little over an hour since the banquet started, and there are already cigarette butts scattered under his feet, obviously very upset!

Uncle Chen is very recognizable in the crowd. He is dressed in black and has a perfectly proportioned nine-headed body. He looks more and more handsome.And next to him, he beat Uncle Xia who was exuding a glamorous aura from the inside out.

They are actually talking!

Cross-species communication is very touching!

Uncle Xia cherishes words like gold, and uses actions such as nodding, shaking his head, looking at the sky, curling his lips, and coldly snorting to completely replace talking, and his expressiveness is amazing!

On the other hand, Chen Zihao had a funny face, and even almost sprayed champagne all over Uncle Xia several times when he was arrogant, without any respect for his father-in-law.

Because when Chen Zihao saw Uncle Xia, he thought of Xia Zhan.

Then I want to laugh instantly!

Xia Zhan silently took out two cigarettes and lit them at the same time... He had given up hope for a peaceful solution to the issue of coming out.

After the two exchanged pleasantries for a while, or Chen Zihao talked to himself for a while, Uncle Xia solemnly came over with a plate of delicious seafood and sat down next to his son.

Cats like to eat seafood, whether they are old cats or kittens!

"He... What did Chen Zihao talk to you about?" Xia Zhan asked cautiously.

"He said that I have gained at least ten catties since the last time I met him!" Uncle Xia's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he forked out a sashimi skewer with a fork and swallowed it in one gulp.

Hearing this, Xia Zhan instantly wanted to stand up in the chaos and grab Uncle Chen's [beep——] and give him a mark!shoulder!fall! ! !

Even if you don't abandon the lower limit and praise Uncle Xia for being ten years younger, at least you shouldn't say that he has gained ten catties!

Can you die if you don't talk cheap?

able!die!!

"...Did he say anything else?" Xia Zhan calmed down and continued to ask, hoping to hear at least one decent sentence.

"He also said that he would teach me a set of radio gymnastics, focusing on abdominal muscles!" Uncle Xia's face was as black as the night sky, and he picked up a crayfish and broke off his leg heartbrokenly.

"He lied to you. He does [-] sit-ups every day, not radio gymnastics!" Xia Zhan was already going crazy, so he exposed himself without even thinking about it!

It's fine if you're not respectful, but you're still deceiving!

"Sure enough, he's a profiteer! He also said that if I can't pay the tuition fees, I can use my kitten to repay the debt!" Uncle Xia, who was furious, didn't notice this loophole at all and slapped his thigh in outrage!After a while, he lifted the crab cover and asked Xia Zhan suspiciously: "But I don't have a cat, you do?"

Xia Zhan balled up the empty cigarette packs melancholy, and replied calmly and alertly, "No!"

Because I am! ! !

"That brat's attitude is really too arrogant!" Uncle Xia continued to complain angrily: "Didn't he be my driver and nanny back then?"

"...and babysitter?" Xia Zhan sneered, remembering the scene where Chen Zihao burned the big iron pot in the kitchen.

If he can be a nanny, then Xia Zhan can almost deliver the baby, okay?

"Yeah, do you know how annoying you were when you were a child? You are naughtier than a monkey." Uncle Xia carefully grilled a Pippi shrimp. "So after I beat you, throw it to him and let him coax you."

"Why him!?" Xia Zhan almost fell off his chair as if struck by lightning!

I can't remember what happened when I was a child, but if this is the case, wouldn't Uncle Chen still have a lot of black history in his hands?

This is very unfavorable for counter-offensive operations.

...Xia Kitty is still thinking about counterattacking until now!Can be regarded as a real man!

"Because he is the youngest in the gang, and there is no generation gap with you." Uncle Xia satisfactorily gnawed on a deliciously roasted soft-shelled turtle shell, and said inarticulately: "So he always has a way to keep you from crying. "

There is no generation gap between the age of five and the age of 15...

Uncle Xia, don't underestimate children!

The first and second grades are actually the difference between juveniles and evolved ones!And the third grade is the ultimate body, okay?

Xia Zhan looked up at the sky with tears streaming down his face...

The evil fate has actually started a long time ago, and it was still through the hands of my father!

Bear is so good at playing!

At this time, there was a brief silence between the father and son.

Because they saw Xia Luozheng and Gu Feng feeding each other very sweetly not far away!

After feeding for a while, that little bitch Charlotte actually bit another chocolate bar and asked Gu Feng to bite the other end, showing off her affection in a very high-profile way, as soon as she saw it, she was about to kiss!superior!up!

Yes, as Xia Zhan's younger brother and good friend, both of them were invited by Chen Zihao.

However, at this critical moment, Xia's father suddenly descended from the sky, sacrificed the magic weapon, the Silver Light Qiankun Halberd, and shot a piercing qi at little Charlotte!

Well...not the silver light Qiankun halberd, but a shiny steel fork with a strip of spaghetti hanging from it.

"Kissing is not allowed before the age of 30!" Papa Xia was heartbroken!How can Emma’s current youth be so frivolous?

... He has completely forgotten how when he was 17 years old, he held a bunch of delicate and green cactus next to the small ditch and made a private decision with Xia's mother for life!

"But he's only 22 years old, and there are still eight years left!" Charlotte felt that her father was really unreasonable!

"Fart! I'm talking about you!" Dad Xia was shocked and angry! "Obviously another 11 years!"

"Huang Ama, how can you do this!" Charlotte threw the lower limit in a second.

It doesn't matter if you don't get married or get a gold medal for avoiding death, but if you have to be 30 years old for a kiss, wouldn't you have to be a hundred years old for sex?

Then there will be no such function! ! !

"It's useless to call Huang Ama!" Dad Xia was angry coldly, and walked to the small bush with his arms in his arms, and calmed down the anger in his heart by reciting Shakespeare's lines aloud!

After Father Xia's attack, Gu Feng smiled and brought a coconut with a straw in it to try to cheer up his daughter-in-law. The relationship between the two of them became stronger in the violent storm that Father Xia seemed to be violent but actually powerless!

Xia Zhan was very envious. He heard that Gu Feng once knelt down and begged bitterly, and forced him to die with a knife on his neck!This touched Papa Xia's heart, and he was barely recognized!

——This is obviously Little Charlotte's shameless "passionate interpretation" version!

But Xia Zhan's IQ was very low when he was in a state of anxiety, so he not only believed it, but also seriously considered the feasibility of asking Chen Zihao to kneel down and beg for death... But it is obviously impossible to continue according to this rhythm.

"Dad, look at them, hehehehe..." Xia Zhan pointed to the two people who showed their affection, and wanted to know what father's attitude towards this matter was.

"You don't understand, this is called 'Jiaoji'." Uncle Xia began to show off his knowledge again, very proud of himself! "Don't look at your younger brother with colored glasses. This is natural. Many countries in Europe have legalized their marriage."

After a long passage, Uncle Xia has already been impressed by his profound wisdom, and wished he could give himself a certificate!

"Oh..." Xia Zhan was secretly happy!I didn't expect his father to be so enlightened!So he tentatively tentatively filled with hope: "I'll just ask casually...cough! If I do that, would you accept it?"

"You!?" Uncle Xia yelled in a hoarse voice! "If you dare to disturb Ji Laozi, I will beat you to death!"

Xia Zhan: ...

This Nima is indeed her own! ! !

Xia Zhan was even more worried. He didn't think about food and drink, and he didn't even eat sashimi. Uncle Xia was very puzzled, and frequently glanced at his son suspiciously.

I don't know how long it has been like this. When Xia Zhan was in a daze with a cigarette in his mouth, there was a sound of some kind of large-scale machinery roaring and running in the air, and there was a burst of exclamation among the guests.

Xia Zhan looked up suspiciously, and saw a rain of roses falling all over the sky, floating on the ground, on the table, on people's bodies, and...in Uncle Xia's soup bowl!

"What is this for!" Uncle Xia yelled at him!

Freshly served soup!I want to drink it while it's hot!

Xia Zhan took his eyes away from his father speechlessly, looked up along the rose rain, and saw a plane hovering in the sky!Lift!fly!machine!

Xia Zhan was so shocked that he almost fainted. According to Chen Zihao's usual cold-faced style, Xia Zhan thought that he would keep a low profile when it comes to publicizing his relationship, such as saying something magical on stage...

However, before Xia Zhan could refresh his knowledge of Chen Zihao, a large expanse of brilliant fireworks rose from the seaside, and the gorgeous flames bloomed in the night sky, like dazzling chrysanthemums.

...what's wrong!

And the band on the stage also began to play the wedding march very appropriately.

Chen Zihao had already appeared on the stage at some point, and stood very high-profile in a beam of bright chasing lights. He was so handsome that he couldn't look directly at him!

"I have a very important thing to do today." Chen Zihao said into the microphone, his voice was very deep and magnetic, all the female guests present guessed that this must be the rhythm of a marriage proposal or a confession, so they all froze and screamed. !

"I want to propose to my lover." Chen Zihao looked at Xia Zhan resolutely through the shadows. "Please wish me success."

The female guests who are single at the right age and don't know the truth all said how could it be possible that Emma Hao is so cool, handsome and flamboyant! ?

"Why does this kid keep looking at us?" Uncle Xia picked out rose petals from the hot soup, and took a sip with satisfaction.

Xia Zhan didn't have the slightest thought to reply to his father's inquiry, because he was shivering from the cold.

Shaking like a front-load washing machine drying clothes!

No... shaking like a puppy just crawled out of the water!

No... shaking like a messy autumn leaf in the wind!

Chen Zihao smiled confidently. He felt that walking the steps was too slow, so he simply jumped off the stage, parted the flow of people and strode towards Xia Zhan, taking out a small box from his pocket while walking.

Then, under the terrified or astonished gazes of the crowd, he calmly knelt down on one knee in front of Xia Zhan to open the box.

According to the direction of this pissy plot, there must be two big diamond rings in the box!A diamond ring with four diamonds the size of footballs!The other is studded with six diamonds the size of footballs!

But it's not actually...

Inside the box are two paired rings, one large and one small, with a simple and elegant style. They are not inlaid with diamonds and are very suitable for men to wear. The inner walls are also engraved with their initials, which are particularly low-key and high-end!

Xia Zhan reached out to grab the big one!

The symbol of attack, what the fuck.

But Uncle Xia slapped his son's hand back in a rage, and then yelled angrily, "What are you doing to my son!?"

Chen Zihao calmly raised his head to meet Uncle Xia's gaze, showing a slightly naughty but charming smile and said, "Brother Xia, just like before, give your son to me! I will make him happy for the rest of his life." Heart."

... This guy obviously hasn't forgotten about being Xiao Xia Zhan's babysitter before!

The arrogant Xiao Xia Zhan was so moved that his eye circles were a little red, and he had the urge to burst into tears, but he almost broke through the threshold and was no longer arrogant and obedient to Chen Zihao's little bird!If Chen Zihao wanted the old man to push the cart, he would never use an Italian chandelier!If Chen Zihao wanted him to call him master, he would never call him husband!Just so gentle and considerate!

But after hearing this sentence, he immediately returned to his arrogant nature.

... Don't call my dad "Brother"! ! !

Fuck you, such a poor kid!

Could it be that you, Uncle Chen, have already admitted that you are from the generation of uncles? ?

"Do you want me to beat the water out of your brain?" Uncle Xia was furious!He smashed the soup bowl, and the remaining half bowl of hot soup splashed all over his pants.Uncle Xia exclaimed, "Why is it so hot?" while wiping his thighs with a tablecloth...

And Chen Zihao not only didn't immediately offer a tissue and handkerchief to his father-in-law to comfort him, but he didn't give him any face, and laughed out loud...

Sure enough, you can't count on this product!

Just when Xia Zhan was in despair and was about to kneel down and beg for death, Chen Zihao suddenly raised his hand and snapped his fingers.

A magic, snap fingers!