The actor is a little bitch!

In the living room of Xia Luo's house, Uncle Xia, Uncle Xia, Mother Xia Luo and Gu Feng sat in a row on the couch.

And Xia's father is like a defendant... no, sitting alone on the small single sofa opposite him like a majestic judge.

Just now Charlotte finally confessed her love affair with Gu Feng to her family with tears in her eyes. It started when she was still a crimson plant 800 years ago!

All the way to talk about how Gu Feng rode himself westward to learn Buddhist scriptures 600 years ago!

He also talked about how the two of them turned into butterflies poignantly 400 years ago!

The last one is how Charlotte cultivated from a white snake 200 years ago to ask Gu Feng for her kindness!

Life after life, dependent origination and extinction, very magical and illusory!

Originally, the two of them should have a happy marriage in this life, but it's just a pity that good luck tricks people!They unexpectedly reincarnated into two men!It's all God's fault.

"I want to be with him even if I die!" Charlotte's eyes were very firm, and he looked like a man!

Uncle Xia lit a cigarette and asked Charlotte seriously: "Have you tried to have a girlfriend?"

"I've tried it, but I don't feel it at all." Charlotte recalled Hu Xiaomei, it was completely like the pure feelings of a revolutionary comrade in arms!

Not to be defiled!

"Yeah." Uncle Xia nodded, and said to Dad Xia, "I heard it's something you're born with, and you can't change it."

"Hmph!" Papa Xia was immediately furious, and returned a slap in the face to his brother.

However, Xia Luo didn't feel anything about Hu Xiaomei and used her as a cover for her date. It was indeed completely unexpected by Xia's father.He originally thought that as soon as his son met a good girl, he would immediately throw Gu Feng far away, so he was ready to arrange the marriage for the young couple!

Can sexual orientation really change?Father Xia was shocked.

"Actually, it's enough for the child to be happy on his own?" The 24-year-old father, Uncle Xia, has his own unique educational philosophy! "No matter what, you can't beat the child."

These two Uncle Xia really stand up and talk without back pain!

"What on earth are you here for?!" Dad Xia shot at his elder brother and younger brother one by one. "Talk to them no matter what!"

But Third Uncle Xia not only didn't listen to him at all, but also carefully brushed away Charlotte's hair to check his "blossoming head", and sighed, "Tsk tsk, it's all swollen from the beating, and it's such a big bag."

"It hurts so much!" Charlotte bit the tip of her tongue, tearing out two tears, exaggerating through the tears, "I feel like I've lost my memory!"

——I completely forgot that I just recalled the four previous lives with Gu Feng with heartache just now, and my memory is obviously better than that!

And Gu Feng also shamelessly leaned over and pretended to check Charlotte's head, and said with his eyes widened in astonishment and distressed, "I'll take you to the hospital later, don't be afraid! You...do you remember me?"

Fuck you must remember!Heartbroken, Charlotte immediately presented her man with a "Best Newcomer Award"!

"I remember you! Even if the blue sky falls into the yellow spring, it will never be forgotten!" Charlotte and Gu Feng looked at each other affectionately!

At this time, Gu Feng quickly covered his mouth, as if he was so moved that he was about to cry!

It's really cruel!

But Charlotte knew he was covering it!Mouth!laugh! ! !

Fuck you, if you don't change your habit of laughing, you won't be able to become an actor in this life!

Give me back the "Best Newcomer Award"! ! !

"His head is like that! I didn't hit him!" Papa Xia felt that he had suffered an eternal injustice!

Go to Beijing and cry down the Great Wall now!

However, Gu Feng's acting skills are no worse than his son's at all, which finally comforted Xia's father a little bit.

"Still stubborn!" Mother Xia, who didn't know the truth, finally couldn't take it anymore, she got up and gave Father Xia a chestnut! "Promise well that you will not beat your son!"

Papa Xia suddenly felt like being abandoned by the world!

"Actually, homosexuality is not a big deal in this day and age. There is another word called 'disturbance'? Many young people like this...you don't even understand this?" Uncle Xia took a leisurely puff of his cigarette, I feel like I am so fanshion!

Fashion uncle!Must like!

"Of course I understand!" In order not to lose out to his brother in terms of fanshion, Dad Xia was very shameless when he saw the wind and turned the steering wheel!

"Isn't that the end? It's such a big deal that you still need to beat the child." Uncle Xia's voice and smile are very kind!

It's as if you hit Xia Zhan lightly before!Father Xia was already unable to explain that he didn't hit anyone at all, he just felt that his brother was really hypocritical!

It seems that the blood bar of the boss has been cleared a lot, and now it only needs a suitable person to give him the final blow!For example, Mother Xia, who can't see her son being wronged the most!

So Charlotte cried out sadly with red eyes: "Mom!!!"

Gu Feng also kept up very hard, put on a pure and kind face, and called out with red eyes: "Auntie!!!"

Gu Fuhei, who pretends to be a good person, is already very good at it, so it is rare that there is no laughing place.

The feeling of being watched pitifully by the little rabbit with red eyes was too heartbreaking, so Mama Xia was instantly defeated!

"Why don't we let them have a look together?" Mother Xia tugged at Father Xia's sleeve.

Father Xia was silent for a long time, sighed helplessly, then raised his head suddenly, and asked Gu Feng angrily, "How many days have you been absent from work this month?"

"...Uh, fifteen or six days." Gu Feng was at a loss when asked.

Because of Xia Luo's affairs, he was really not in the mood to work, so the first young master simply disappeared from the world, and every day he would either go out to date Xia Luo, or bully the second young master Gu at home to play and chat to relieve his loneliness!

This is so depraved!

"After not going to work for so long, why didn't you ask me for leave!" Papa Xia refused to let go!

"I can't get through the phone..." Gu Feng was speechless.Xia's father never answered his phone!

"Excuse!" Papa Xia slapped the table heartbroken! "Go to work on time tomorrow! Don't be late for even one minute! How can you support my son if you are so unprofessional?!"

My son has to eat two catties of beef, a jar of shochu and a big fat chicken for a meal!

"Okay!" Gu Feng was taken aback and nodded quickly.

Does this count as consent?

"Emperor! Ah! Ma! My son knows that you are a benevolent king!" Charlotte immediately showed her acting skills and praised her father frantically. She was a little slurred because she was too cold! "It's just bird raw fish soup!"

Yao Shun Yu Soup!

Father Xia gave his son a sad look.This little slut who eats inside and out!

Then he asked a shocking question - "Which of you two is on top?"

Gu Fuhei immediately smoked!Nervous heart, trembling hands, unable to speak a word!

Fortunately, at the critical moment, Charlotte showed amazing wit and enthusiastically raised her hands and said, "I! I'm on top! It's so powerful!"

Because when Dad asks this kind of question, he obviously hopes that his son will be on top!

Hearing this, Father Xia let out a long breath of relief, reluctantly nodded, and then went back to the bedroom with his hands behind his back very unhappy, leaving Gu Feng and Xia Luo a very lonely back!

Then from then on, Gu Feng and Xia Luo lived happily together, living the life of a prince and princess in a fairy tale, and they could have "fair and fair" sex every day?

This time it's true...

But just when this pair of hard-fated little people finally got their parents' recognition that they had achieved a fruitful cultivation, in a certain dark corner, there was a person who was very unhappy!

This person is Xia Zhan.

At this time, he was brazenly wearing a big vest, shorts, and big slippers, sitting in front of the computer with a cigarette in his mouth like a real rough guy and surfing the Internet!

This feeling is really long gone.

When Chen Zihao was around, Xia Zhan absolutely didn't dare to dress like this, although at the beginning he often dressed like this on purpose to damage his own image in an attempt to make Chen Zihao lose interest in him, but in fact Uncle Chen felt that he dressed like this was simply seductive, okay?So it has the opposite effect every time, which is very pitiful.

And at this time, Xia Zhan logged into his ID of "A cute tiger with a white forehead" at the Pink Bubble Girl Love Symposium. The title of that post was - "Why doesn't my husband come home for three days in a row! ?Is this the rhythm of derailment! "This "husband" is really smooth!

If Chen Zihao saw it, he would definitely be moved to tears.

The post described in detail how since Xia Xiaomao and Uncle Chen were together, how Uncle Chen stuck to him like a dog's skin plaster every day, and how the uncle suddenly made an excuse to say that he was busy with work and then stopped working three days ago. I have never come to look for myself, and the deer-headed mouse looks suspicious...

The girls who replied were all watching the excitement and were not afraid of big things. They all said, "Fuck, this must have been cheating. Your husband must be with the little lover now and maybe your husband has bought a villa for the little lover. Two people Double stay and fly together is very sweet!"

Fuck, there is indeed a villa!

Then Xia Zhan, who was very irritable, immediately replied angrily, "And my husband has been very perfunctory in connecting to my phone recently! He always puts down the excuse that he doesn't have time to say a few words!"

This is all true!

Chen Zihao's 33rd birthday is only two days away, so Xia Zhan has been very nervous every day recently!Almost on the verge of becoming psychotic!

But at this critical moment, Chen Zihao actually disappeared, and he couldn't share Xia Zhan's uneasy mood at all, which is really too much!

So now the girls are even more excited, and everyone actively speaks out to criticize Uncle Chen-"Short oil is not the country. The country. The chairman. How can it be possible that there is no time to connect a phone? This rhythm must be that your husband is talking with his little lover How to get rid of the child in your womb and then divorce you mercilessly! Hurry up and kill and catch the adulterer!"

Fortunately, Xia Zhan still kept a little bit of reason under his anger, so he said firmly, "It is impossible for me to get pregnant, you are thinking too much!"

Then he turned off the computer with trembling hands before the girls happily pointed out, "Is there anything impossible? Could it be that you are a man? Hurry up and tell me whether it is 'husband' or 'Xiao Gong'", and then called Chen Zihao in a state of confusion. !