The actor is a little bitch!

"To make my dad happy, first of all, you can't call him uncle!" Charlotte put a quilt on her body, sat cross-legged on the bed, and taught Gu Feng to cheat.

"What should it be called?" Gu Feng had a bad feeling.

"Call Huang Ama!" Charlotte blinked slyly. "Maybe he agreed as soon as he got excited."

Papa Xia, who always has no one to accompany him to play opposite scenes, feels empty and lonely in his heart!

"...Are you sure?" Gu Feng asked with difficulty. "I don't remember him being like...that..."

The meaning of "that" is self-evident!

Xia's father is kind and serious most of the time in front of Gu Feng.

"He is like that, but he spends about 90.00% of his time acting every day." Charlotte lowered her voice eeriely: "Play a normal person!"

This is called acting with a rope, okay?Not an actor, but better than an actor!

Gu Feng stared at his daughter-in-law's small face with a complicated expression and studied for a moment, then swallowed the words "Are you too?"

So this afternoon, Film Emperor Xia shared all the knowledge he had learned in his life, teaching Gu Feng how to shout the words "Huang Ama" with a heart-piercing feeling from various aspects such as facial expressions, tone, and movements, and how to use self-strike The inner thigh method quickly squeezes out tears!

"I really can't cry, baby." Gu Feng was so amused by Charlotte's serious expression that he really wanted to laugh! "If you pinch your leg again, it will turn purple..." The man couldn't help crying when he had tears.

...then pinch the balls! ! !Do not believe you do not cry!

Charlotte was furious, and roared silently!

But he didn't say it, but gently said that acting skills can't be honed so quickly, you have to take your time Blabla...very hypocritical!

Gu Feng smiled slightly, embraced his wife and kissed her, and said, "It's getting late, you should go home."

"Okay." Charlotte was a little disappointed. It would be unscientific not to beep heartily in the style of an Italian chandelier before parting!It was a waste of him studying GV until late at night yesterday!

So he put on his clothes very slowly. After wearing a shirt for 10 minutes, the buttons were always buttoned incorrectly!And he hummed while buckling!

What Charlotte buttoned was not buttons, but hunger...

Gu Feng was originally worried that doing too much would be bad for Charlotte's health, but seeing his wife was so dissatisfied, he felt obliged to do it again!

So Charlotte was carried to the table!

Gu Xiaogong just doesn't need a bed!Special character!

After finishing the work, in order to avoid being caught by Xia's father again, Gu Feng did not dare to send Xia Luo home, but sent him to the intersection where it was convenient to take a taxi.

"Honey." Charlotte sat in the taxi with tears in her eyes, and waved to Gu Feng. "You have to take care! Take care of yourself!"

"Well, see you the day after tomorrow." Gu Fu smiled darkly, cruelly destroying the sense of drama!

Then the taxi driver smacked and laughed!

Charlotte was carried away with great resentment!

When he came home, Dad Xia was watching Ma Jingtao's play.

This is not a good sign!

I saw him grabbing the big stuffed stuffed bear that Charlotte used as a pillow and shaking it back and forth!While flicking, he growled with red eyes: "You traitor!!! Liar!!!"

The guilty little Charlotte was immediately taken aback!

With such a father, life is really very difficult.

Seeing Charlotte standing at the door dumbfounded, Father Xia became normal in a second, and asked kindly, "How are you doing today?"

how about it?

Charlotte tilted her head and thought about it seriously, but the memories that filled her brain were only [beep——] or [beep——]!So Charlotte came to the conclusion happily: "It's very thick and long! I'm very satisfied!"

As soon as the words fell, the shy little Charlotte ran back to the bedroom covering her face.

Father Xia was stunned for a while, thinking about the meaning of his son's words, and then he was relieved after ten seconds!

There is a girl named Xiaofang in the village. She is good-looking and kind-hearted, with big beautiful eyes and thick and long braids! ! !

It turns out that the son is a braid control.

Xia's father shook his head and hummed "Xiaofang", feeling very good.

Since Xia Tian's high school was approaching the final exam, the school brutally added two evening self-study sessions, and it was completely dark when school was over.

So Gu Yan finished his busy day at work and ran to school to wait for the summer to end.

The sudden disappearance of the little rabbit who sticks to my side every day really makes Gu Yan's delicate and soft heart empty!

The soul of this demon king is suffering unreasonably roasted by the fire of karma in the purgatory of love! (Boss! Have a cup of refreshing rabbit juice!) ＼(o￣￣o)/As the bell rang after school, the students came out one after another. The scum who bullied Xia Tian planned to beat him up to exercise his muscles!

But before the scumbag, Xia Tian came out first.

"Brother Gu Yan! Why are you here?" Xia Tian bouncing over, very happy.

In the night, Gu Huohuo's blond hair was as bright as a burning flame under the light of the street lamp!

...Attracted all the phototaxis midges, moths, and all the gods around!The whole person seems to be standing in a cloud of fairy mist, very mysterious and handsome!

"This demon king happened to be passing by." Gu Huohuo proudly lowered his head and kicked the stone with his hands behind his back. "So I'll take you home by the way!"

It's not because I miss you or worry about your safety or anything! (Don't be sentimental!) (▼へ▼)

"...But won't this delay Brother Gu Yan's time? It will take more than 20 minutes to go back by taxi from my house." Xia Tian asked worriedly, and by the way, he pulled Gu Yan out of the street light, and then waved his hand to help him drive away the bugs .

His Royal Highness has a very heavy workload recently, not only to record and shoot the MV, but also because the company decided to give each new album a free ticket to the first live show to stimulate sales, so he has to keep busy Take time out to prepare for the live.

It's really extravagant to take time to go on a date or something. If the hard-working manager finds out, he will cry again!

"Don't talk!" Gu Huohuo pressed Xia Tian's mouth angrily.

It's as if the romantic and suave demon king cares about you so much! (It’s just that I can’t sleep without a pillow!) o(╥﹏╥)o So Xia Tian obediently pursed her lips and did not speak. The two of them walked side by side on the summer night street, mixed with the cool night wind The fragrance of flowers and the smell of barbecue on the roadside, the loud insects are noisy in the grass, and the street lamps lengthen and shorten the shadows of the two, especially in summer!

summer:……

"You just said something!" After 5 minutes, Gu Huohuo was defeated by Xia Tian's silent light wave!

This demon king told you to "don't speak" and you really didn't say a word, which is too bullying... (You deliberately found fault! Did you!) ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ Xia Tian worriedly used the phone She poked Gu Huohuo's face with her thin fingers, frowned and said, "Brother Gu Yan, you have a pimple here."

"...I didn't ask you to say this!" Gu Huo covered his face with a slap!My heart is broken!

Quickly tell me how much you missed the devil when the devil was not around!As for the acne or something, it’s because I want to write songs for you so I stay up until the early morning every day! (Endocrine disorders are very painful! Cover your face!) (#／.＼#)

"I can't go to accompany you recently, so depressed..." Xia Tian finally said something that Gu Huohuo loved to hear. "Speaking of which, Brother Gu Yan's first live is exactly one day after my final exam, and I plan to take my classmates to watch it."

"Well... the devil asked them to reserve a few seats for you in the first row." Gu Huohuo looked up at the sky.

first row!The middle!It is convenient for the devil to cast magic in the middle of the live! (Little rabbit captures magic! Guluguchiguchigudong!)

~(~o￣▽￣)～o...∞∞OOO)))

"... After that, there will definitely be many, many people who like Brother Gu Yan." Before they knew it, the two had already walked downstairs to Xia Xia's house. Slightly long forehead hair, the hair looks very soft, like the fluff of a small animal, it tickles Gu Huohuo's heart when scratched! "Although I'm a little bit reluctant, I still hope that Brother Gu Yan can become a superstar!"

"What's there to be reluctant about, idiot."

Even if there are 14 billion people who worship this devil to the point of twitching limbs and foaming at the mouth, this devil's handsome eyes are only, only you! (It seems that he will be selected as one of the top ten characters of "Touching the Demon World" in 2013!) ヾ(*′▽｀*)ノ彡 After finishing speaking, Gu Huohuo scratched his hair and looked around quickly like he was going to be a thief!

Seeing that there was no one around, Gu Huohuo rudely pulled Xia into his arms as if he was going to rob him!

In the end, Gu Huohuo kissed Xia Tian's lips wildly as if he wanted to eat someone!

The three actions are done in one go and are very coherent!

It looks like I have practiced countless times in front of the air at home!

Moonlight, tree shadows, fragrance of flowers, warm wind, and beautiful boys and girls kissing each other jerkyly constitute a particularly harmonious and beautiful picture.

Although the foreshadowing in front is very two, but this sweet kiss can completely make up for it!

As for how Gu Huohuo, whose character number showed a negative value, stood at the intersection for more than ten minutes, and finally had to take a black car, but was spared by an unscrupulous driver for a long time. The unscientific follow-up of the driver's head being stuffed into the crack of the sewer railing, but finally being pulled away by the brave sweeping aunt... There is no need to say it!

Time is like an arrow, time is like a song!

In the blink of an eye, another long half month has passed!

During this half month, Comrade Xia Luo, a member of the unswerving revolutionary underground party, successfully met his beloved man many times with the selfless help of the spy Hu Xiaomei, and the relationship between the two became increasingly warm. Compare!

Then the careful Father Xia has been kept in the dark and allowed Charlotte to toss under his nose. This kind of thing is definitely impossible...

Although Dad Xia is mentally ill, he is a mentally ill patient with a high IQ.

Half a month passed, and he felt more and more that his son's behavior was very abnormal.

Because although the son seems to have a girlfriend, his behavior has not become more manly at all, and he even scoffed at the warm little suggestion he made!

"You're fine, you should shave your legs more." Father Xia pinched his son's bare calf coldly, there were only some inconspicuous fine hairs on it, and it was completely impossible to knit a pair of manly natural wool pants! "The hair gets thicker and thicker when you shave it, and you will be more popular if you have good black and thick leg hair! Look at Dad!"

Dad Xia rolled up his pants!

Charlotte went blind in an instant!

"I don't want to shave! I'm fine like this!" Charlotte took two steps back in horror, and quickly put down her pants to cover her legs, lest her father rush over and forcefully shave her legs!