The actor is a little bitch!
Chapter 59: Life and death are very, very cruel!
Xia Yaokai has been afraid of his father who is as powerful as Monkey King since he was a child!
But for the sake of the handsome man behind him, he only struggled for a while in the black ocean of fear, then instantly switched from son mode to actor mode, smiled innocently and said, "Dad, why are you here?"
The mighty and majestic Father Xia was silent for a moment, and then asked in a very hurt tone: "Do you have any objections to me reading sonnets to your mother?"
"Must not!" Charlotte was so nervous that she stood up straight with her little body shaking her calves, almost giving his father a military salute! "Dad, you really know how to be romantic!"
"...Then I let your mother listen to 'The Sound of Silence from the Stars', do you have an opinion?" Dad Xia's tone softened a little, but he still couldn't let go!
As a former beautiful boy, the matter of being cut into a rough man with five big and three thick by the butcher's knife of the years has always made the slender and romantic Dad Xia very unhappy, so he is very sensitive to related remarks!
"Must not!" Charlotte frantically took out her phone and opened the recording app. "I heard it too, it's very nice! I want to record it as a ringtone for my phone!"
"Yeah." Dad Xia nodded contentedly, as if he was going to leave, but the figure as tall as an iron tower just turned around at an angle, and then turned back suddenly!
Xia Luo quietly moved in front of Gu Feng, intending to block a golden cudgel for the man she loves!
"By the way, what are you doing here?" Dad Xia glanced suspiciously at Gu Feng, wondering, "Why are you?"
"Hello, Uncle." Gu Feng showed his signature smile, amiable and harmless to humans and animals.
Because of Xia Zhan, Gu Feng and Xia's father have met several times, and Xia's father seems to have a good impression of him, and he has sighed more than once, "It would be great if I had such a son", so Gu Feng privately took care of him. His name is uncle.
"We..." As long as we don't say that we are looking at the stars!So screenwriter Xia said articulately: "We are discussing the philosophy of life."
Yes, let's look at the stars and the moon together, from poetry to philosophy of life!
And next, we plan to study the mysteries of the human body with each other!
"No, I saw him kissing you just now." A sharp cold light flashed in Xia's father's eyes. "I pinched the watch, 2 minutes, and there was still sound."
Son is so stupid!IQ is in a hurry!
So Charlotte's whole body is cracked!
Have you seen it all and asked?Even when the time is running out, you still ask?
Don't be naughty, Wukong!
"Go! Go home and settle accounts with you slowly!" Dad Xia's expression changed instantly!He glared at Gu Feng viciously, and then grabbed Charlotte's wrist to drag him away!
"Wait a minute! Dad!" In order not to be dragged away immediately, Charlotte took a decisive step to stabilize her horse!Then my heart beat, my brain twitched, and I shouted tearfully like the heroine of a romantic drama: "You can't break us up! We really love each other!"
Gu Feng was also very nervous at first, after all, Dad Xia's appearance was too sudden!
But as soon as Charlotte disturbed the originally tense atmosphere, he suddenly became happy!
So player Gu Feng also performed at a normal level, stepped forward and bravely looked at Dad Xia and said, "Uncle, I am serious about Xia Luo, please calm down..."
"No! I can't calm down!" Papa Xia played the supporting role of the villain very well, and he couldn't help himself at all!
He felt that he still lacked a cool, handsome, domineering little pipe and a majestic little walking stick with a dragon head!
So he turned his head resolutely, and dragged Charlotte towards the exit, trying to make up for the lack of props with his aura!
But little Charlotte's horse gait was very firm, and Xia's father struggled to pull it!
So Dad Xia threatened angrily: "You want me to carry you away?"
"Dad—! Actually! Actually, I..." Charlotte yelled heart-piercingly, and then touched her flat belly anxiously.
The disadvantages of eating without getting fat appear at this time!
Being so flat, trying to deceive Dad that he is pregnant with Gu Feng is not like his own flesh and blood!
Xia's father narrowed his eyes coldly. He has raised this mentally ill son for 19 years. This little trick must be seen through instantly, okay?
"What are you doing touching your belly! Don't tell me you're pregnant with his flesh and blood!"
Charlotte sucked in a breath of air-conditioning, and suddenly felt desperate!
Sure enough, at such a moment, one can only resort to the last resort—rolling all over the floor!
But before he had time to lie down, he was helped to stand still by the helpless Gu Xiaogong.
"Xiao Luo, don't make trouble." Gu Feng squeezed Charlotte's hand with great reluctance, lowered his head and said softly, "You... go back first, don't make uncle angry, wait until I find you."
After all, it happened so suddenly that it was impossible for Xia's father to accept it immediately, and making a fuss recklessly would only make Xia's father even angrier!
"Okay! I'll wait for you..." Charlotte stared at Gu Feng with fiery eyes, and said affectionately, "1 years!"
Seeing his teary-eyed daughter-in-law being dragged away alive by the future father-in-law, Gu Xiaogong's heart almost broke!
Papa Xia dragged Charlotte all the way downstairs, and then roughly threw her into the car!
"Where are we going?" The strong little Charlotte wiped away her tears, and faced the cold reality like a true warrior!
"Go home!" Dad Xia squeezed out two words through his teeth, and started the car ferociously. "Don't even think about going out until you're back to normal."
Fuck, this is the rhythm of shutting down the little black room!
If you want to come out, you should be placed under house arrest!
"But I still have to go to school." Charlotte puffed out her small chest, looking at her father with eyes that were eager for knowledge.
"Damn it!" Xia's father gave Xia Luo a sideways look, and angrily said: "What's wrong with learning something at a young age, imitating other people's troubles! Tell me! Who did you learn from? Was it Gu Feng who taught you?"
It's because the race has its own natural skills that don't need to be taught, Charlotte thought sadly, what should I do if my father's common sense in this area is almost zero...
But if he said that, not only would father not believe it, but he would also feel that he was favoring Gu Feng!
So Charlotte instantly pushed her elder brother to lie on the gun, especially when she killed all relatives and refused to recognize her! "Brother Xia Zhan taught it!"
"You think he'll be fine if you move him out?" Dad Xia smiled coldly, feeling very ridiculous at his son's clumsy lies! "You have known since you were a child that you blamed your brother for committing crimes. I believe you are a ghost!"
The reason why he didn't pass the exam is because brother Xia Zhan took himself to the game hall to play!
The stealing of biscuits and chocolates was instigated by Xia Zhan, the mastermind behind the scenes!
Brother Xia Zhan even sneaked over to urinate on purpose last night!
——Although poor Xia Zhan didn't live in his house at all!
For so many years, my brother has been using it to block arrows and lay down guns...
But this time it's real!Charlotte was indignant, although she still wanted to say something, but the father under the rage was too scary, so she had to lie down and pretend to die, and make a long-term plan.
Charlotte's home is located in a high-end residential area in the city center, very far away from the school and the new district, and usually goes back once a month.
Mother Xia, who has always loved her son very much, was watching TV in the living room with her newly bought Doberman pinscher puppy. When she saw little Xialuo Lihua being dragged in by her father in the rain, she felt very worried and hurried over to comfort her son.
"Go back to the bedroom and reflect on yourself!" Father Xia straightened his tie, and posed in a very majestic pose in front of his beloved woman!I feel like a martial arts leader who slays demons and defends the way! "By the way, hand over your mobile phone and don't contact that brat!"
Little Charlotte reluctantly handed over her mobile phone, went back to the bedroom and closed the door dejectedly, then quickly turned on the computer and logged in to QQ!
But Gu Feng is not online.
Of course normal people don't even bother to go to QQ when this kind of thing happens!
Screenwriter Xia is heartbroken!
My love life was really rough, the two parents not only did not cooperate at all, but also made all kinds of ruthless and unreasonable troubles!
Just like Romeo and Juliet!
Could it be that I want to follow the example of the beautiful and brave Juliet, drink a poison that will make people fall into a state of suspended animation, and then be transported out of the Xia family in the form of a corpse, and then suddenly sit up from the coffin when Gu Feng comes to attend the funeral? Put your arms around Gu Feng's handsome neck and kiss him! ?
Although it sounds a bit like a corpse, but it is really interesting!
So the little Charlotte, who was short of brain, went to Taobao to search for the keyword "poison"...
Fuck you, Charlotte, who do you take the honest and kind Taobao sellers for! ?
Chen Zihao? ?
Charlotte, who searched all over Taobao but couldn't find the fake death poison, turned off the computer and lay down on the bed in disappointment.
Maybe pretending to compromise is also a good way?
Fuck, just like Yongqi and Erkang! ?
The forbearance of love is so poignant and beautiful!
But this is too unfair to Little Swallow and Ziwei, unless the two of them...
The pure man Charlotte stopped her delusion of being inferior to a beast in time, and rolled over the bed hugging the pillow in pain.
Just as the world was spinning, Xia's father and Xia's mother opened the door and walked in.
Xia's father's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and Xia's mother's eyes were red, as if she had just cried.
"Mom..." Charlotte called softly, feeling very guilty and wronged.
I just have a different sexual orientation, but it makes everyone, including myself, unhappy.
"Xiao Luo." Xia's mother sat on the edge of the bed, stroked Xia Luo's hair, and asked cautiously: "Do you really... like boys?"
Charlotte was silent for a moment, then nodded slightly with her eyes closed.
"When did you and that brat start?" Dad Xia asked fiercely, completely forgetting that he had expressed "I hope to have a son like Gu Feng" many times!
So Charlotte's acting genes are definitely inherited from her father!
"We..." Charlotte bit her lip.
The relationship between myself and Gu Feng must start from the time when Monkey King made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 5000 years ago!
Gu Feng beat the pure white and flawless jade bottle in the hands of the Bodhisattva!
Charlotte is the willow branch inserted in the jade bottle!
The so-called karmic cycle of retribution is not good!
Because I've been stuck in a bottle in my previous life, I'm going to be [beep——] back in this life.
The entanglement of love and hate in the past and present life is touching!
Seeing that Charlotte looked confused and didn't speak, Father Xia impatiently asked the next question: "How far have you guys developed? Tell me!"
But for the sake of the handsome man behind him, he only struggled for a while in the black ocean of fear, then instantly switched from son mode to actor mode, smiled innocently and said, "Dad, why are you here?"
The mighty and majestic Father Xia was silent for a moment, and then asked in a very hurt tone: "Do you have any objections to me reading sonnets to your mother?"
"Must not!" Charlotte was so nervous that she stood up straight with her little body shaking her calves, almost giving his father a military salute! "Dad, you really know how to be romantic!"
"...Then I let your mother listen to 'The Sound of Silence from the Stars', do you have an opinion?" Dad Xia's tone softened a little, but he still couldn't let go!
As a former beautiful boy, the matter of being cut into a rough man with five big and three thick by the butcher's knife of the years has always made the slender and romantic Dad Xia very unhappy, so he is very sensitive to related remarks!
"Must not!" Charlotte frantically took out her phone and opened the recording app. "I heard it too, it's very nice! I want to record it as a ringtone for my phone!"
"Yeah." Dad Xia nodded contentedly, as if he was going to leave, but the figure as tall as an iron tower just turned around at an angle, and then turned back suddenly!
Xia Luo quietly moved in front of Gu Feng, intending to block a golden cudgel for the man she loves!
"By the way, what are you doing here?" Dad Xia glanced suspiciously at Gu Feng, wondering, "Why are you?"
"Hello, Uncle." Gu Feng showed his signature smile, amiable and harmless to humans and animals.
Because of Xia Zhan, Gu Feng and Xia's father have met several times, and Xia's father seems to have a good impression of him, and he has sighed more than once, "It would be great if I had such a son", so Gu Feng privately took care of him. His name is uncle.
"We..." As long as we don't say that we are looking at the stars!So screenwriter Xia said articulately: "We are discussing the philosophy of life."
Yes, let's look at the stars and the moon together, from poetry to philosophy of life!
And next, we plan to study the mysteries of the human body with each other!
"No, I saw him kissing you just now." A sharp cold light flashed in Xia's father's eyes. "I pinched the watch, 2 minutes, and there was still sound."
Son is so stupid!IQ is in a hurry!
So Charlotte's whole body is cracked!
Have you seen it all and asked?Even when the time is running out, you still ask?
Don't be naughty, Wukong!
"Go! Go home and settle accounts with you slowly!" Dad Xia's expression changed instantly!He glared at Gu Feng viciously, and then grabbed Charlotte's wrist to drag him away!
"Wait a minute! Dad!" In order not to be dragged away immediately, Charlotte took a decisive step to stabilize her horse!Then my heart beat, my brain twitched, and I shouted tearfully like the heroine of a romantic drama: "You can't break us up! We really love each other!"
Gu Feng was also very nervous at first, after all, Dad Xia's appearance was too sudden!
But as soon as Charlotte disturbed the originally tense atmosphere, he suddenly became happy!
So player Gu Feng also performed at a normal level, stepped forward and bravely looked at Dad Xia and said, "Uncle, I am serious about Xia Luo, please calm down..."
"No! I can't calm down!" Papa Xia played the supporting role of the villain very well, and he couldn't help himself at all!
He felt that he still lacked a cool, handsome, domineering little pipe and a majestic little walking stick with a dragon head!
So he turned his head resolutely, and dragged Charlotte towards the exit, trying to make up for the lack of props with his aura!
But little Charlotte's horse gait was very firm, and Xia's father struggled to pull it!
So Dad Xia threatened angrily: "You want me to carry you away?"
"Dad—! Actually! Actually, I..." Charlotte yelled heart-piercingly, and then touched her flat belly anxiously.
The disadvantages of eating without getting fat appear at this time!
Being so flat, trying to deceive Dad that he is pregnant with Gu Feng is not like his own flesh and blood!
Xia's father narrowed his eyes coldly. He has raised this mentally ill son for 19 years. This little trick must be seen through instantly, okay?
"What are you doing touching your belly! Don't tell me you're pregnant with his flesh and blood!"
Charlotte sucked in a breath of air-conditioning, and suddenly felt desperate!
Sure enough, at such a moment, one can only resort to the last resort—rolling all over the floor!
But before he had time to lie down, he was helped to stand still by the helpless Gu Xiaogong.
"Xiao Luo, don't make trouble." Gu Feng squeezed Charlotte's hand with great reluctance, lowered his head and said softly, "You... go back first, don't make uncle angry, wait until I find you."
After all, it happened so suddenly that it was impossible for Xia's father to accept it immediately, and making a fuss recklessly would only make Xia's father even angrier!
"Okay! I'll wait for you..." Charlotte stared at Gu Feng with fiery eyes, and said affectionately, "1 years!"
Seeing his teary-eyed daughter-in-law being dragged away alive by the future father-in-law, Gu Xiaogong's heart almost broke!
Papa Xia dragged Charlotte all the way downstairs, and then roughly threw her into the car!
"Where are we going?" The strong little Charlotte wiped away her tears, and faced the cold reality like a true warrior!
"Go home!" Dad Xia squeezed out two words through his teeth, and started the car ferociously. "Don't even think about going out until you're back to normal."
Fuck, this is the rhythm of shutting down the little black room!
If you want to come out, you should be placed under house arrest!
"But I still have to go to school." Charlotte puffed out her small chest, looking at her father with eyes that were eager for knowledge.
"Damn it!" Xia's father gave Xia Luo a sideways look, and angrily said: "What's wrong with learning something at a young age, imitating other people's troubles! Tell me! Who did you learn from? Was it Gu Feng who taught you?"
It's because the race has its own natural skills that don't need to be taught, Charlotte thought sadly, what should I do if my father's common sense in this area is almost zero...
But if he said that, not only would father not believe it, but he would also feel that he was favoring Gu Feng!
So Charlotte instantly pushed her elder brother to lie on the gun, especially when she killed all relatives and refused to recognize her! "Brother Xia Zhan taught it!"
"You think he'll be fine if you move him out?" Dad Xia smiled coldly, feeling very ridiculous at his son's clumsy lies! "You have known since you were a child that you blamed your brother for committing crimes. I believe you are a ghost!"
The reason why he didn't pass the exam is because brother Xia Zhan took himself to the game hall to play!
The stealing of biscuits and chocolates was instigated by Xia Zhan, the mastermind behind the scenes!
Brother Xia Zhan even sneaked over to urinate on purpose last night!
——Although poor Xia Zhan didn't live in his house at all!
For so many years, my brother has been using it to block arrows and lay down guns...
But this time it's real!Charlotte was indignant, although she still wanted to say something, but the father under the rage was too scary, so she had to lie down and pretend to die, and make a long-term plan.
Charlotte's home is located in a high-end residential area in the city center, very far away from the school and the new district, and usually goes back once a month.
Mother Xia, who has always loved her son very much, was watching TV in the living room with her newly bought Doberman pinscher puppy. When she saw little Xialuo Lihua being dragged in by her father in the rain, she felt very worried and hurried over to comfort her son.
"Go back to the bedroom and reflect on yourself!" Father Xia straightened his tie, and posed in a very majestic pose in front of his beloved woman!I feel like a martial arts leader who slays demons and defends the way! "By the way, hand over your mobile phone and don't contact that brat!"
Little Charlotte reluctantly handed over her mobile phone, went back to the bedroom and closed the door dejectedly, then quickly turned on the computer and logged in to QQ!
But Gu Feng is not online.
Of course normal people don't even bother to go to QQ when this kind of thing happens!
Screenwriter Xia is heartbroken!
My love life was really rough, the two parents not only did not cooperate at all, but also made all kinds of ruthless and unreasonable troubles!
Just like Romeo and Juliet!
Could it be that I want to follow the example of the beautiful and brave Juliet, drink a poison that will make people fall into a state of suspended animation, and then be transported out of the Xia family in the form of a corpse, and then suddenly sit up from the coffin when Gu Feng comes to attend the funeral? Put your arms around Gu Feng's handsome neck and kiss him! ?
Although it sounds a bit like a corpse, but it is really interesting!
So the little Charlotte, who was short of brain, went to Taobao to search for the keyword "poison"...
Fuck you, Charlotte, who do you take the honest and kind Taobao sellers for! ?
Chen Zihao? ?
Charlotte, who searched all over Taobao but couldn't find the fake death poison, turned off the computer and lay down on the bed in disappointment.
Maybe pretending to compromise is also a good way?
Fuck, just like Yongqi and Erkang! ?
The forbearance of love is so poignant and beautiful!
But this is too unfair to Little Swallow and Ziwei, unless the two of them...
The pure man Charlotte stopped her delusion of being inferior to a beast in time, and rolled over the bed hugging the pillow in pain.
Just as the world was spinning, Xia's father and Xia's mother opened the door and walked in.
Xia's father's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and Xia's mother's eyes were red, as if she had just cried.
"Mom..." Charlotte called softly, feeling very guilty and wronged.
I just have a different sexual orientation, but it makes everyone, including myself, unhappy.
"Xiao Luo." Xia's mother sat on the edge of the bed, stroked Xia Luo's hair, and asked cautiously: "Do you really... like boys?"
Charlotte was silent for a moment, then nodded slightly with her eyes closed.
"When did you and that brat start?" Dad Xia asked fiercely, completely forgetting that he had expressed "I hope to have a son like Gu Feng" many times!
So Charlotte's acting genes are definitely inherited from her father!
"We..." Charlotte bit her lip.
The relationship between myself and Gu Feng must start from the time when Monkey King made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 5000 years ago!
Gu Feng beat the pure white and flawless jade bottle in the hands of the Bodhisattva!
Charlotte is the willow branch inserted in the jade bottle!
The so-called karmic cycle of retribution is not good!
Because I've been stuck in a bottle in my previous life, I'm going to be [beep——] back in this life.
The entanglement of love and hate in the past and present life is touching!
Seeing that Charlotte looked confused and didn't speak, Father Xia impatiently asked the next question: "How far have you guys developed? Tell me!"
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