The actor is a little bitch!

Then just listen to the crisp and pleasant clicks!

The hand that Gu Feng stretched out was handcuffed by Gu Yan!

"What are you doing?" Gu Feng raised his hand suspiciously, and found that the other side of the handcuffs was attached to Gu Yan's hand...

"Haha, it's very touching!" Gu Huohuo jumped up happily!Use the other hand to make a pistol shape against the brother's forehead!Looking at his brother brightly, he said: "Mr. Mogu who is insane! Now this police officer is arresting you on the charge of abducting a large number of M72 Nebula Ultraman boys to create a harem! You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say is irrelevant. It's useless as fart hahahaha..."

"You're getting skinny again, brat." Gu Feng stretched out his hand and pinched Gu Huohuo's handsome face into a "#)￣3￣(#" shape, helping him loosen his skin!

Treat your daughter-in-law as gentle as spring!

Treat mentally ill younger brothers as ruthlessly as the autumn wind sweeps away fallen leaves!

My brother is really cruel!

"Untie it quickly." Gu Feng ordered coldly.

Gu Huohuo rubbed his face and said in fear, "Uh...it seems that there is no key."

"Where did you pick up the handcuffs?" Gu Feng's voice was a few degrees colder, as if he would chop off his delicate brother's hands at any time!

"Under the bed!" Gu Huohuo replied quickly.

"Then get out and look under the bed for me." Gu Feng said through gritted teeth.

"...Brother, we are handcuffed together now." Gu Huohuo smiled charmingly. "Let's get under the bed together and explore the secret and debauched inner world of my sister-in-law!"

Then his face was pinched loose again! ! !

"Woooooo...it must be swollen!" Gu Huohuo pulled out a large box from under the bed with tears streaming down his face.

My face hurts!Brother is too much! (Crying blind!!!) (PД.q?)

Gu Feng sat cross-legged on the ground with a dark face to supervise the work.

Gu Huohuo dug out an electric fake jj from the box...

Gu Huohuo took out a bunch of vibrating eggs from the box...

Gu Huohuo took out a tight black leather jacket from the box...

Gu Feng looked at it, and the expression that was so black as to kill people gradually eased, and turned into a black-bellied expression that seemed to be a smile but not a smile!

"I found it." Gu Yan finally found a small key from the bottom of the box, and after untying the bondage, the guy said without fear of death: "Brother, are you not good at that? See if my little Luoluo is the key to you." Suffocating."

"If you talk nonsense again, I'll blow you up." Gu Feng weighed the weight of the fake dick, guessing that he should be no worse than the fake one, and went to bed contentedly, ready to sleep.

"You! What do you want to do to me!" Gu Huohuo lihua rained, grabbed the collar of the pajamas and pulled it up! "This Demon King will not obey you even if he dies!"

"Shut up and sleep." Gu Feng was very irritable.

"I know, you must be lusting.burning.burning.your body now!" Gu Huohuo crawled into the bed meanly, and blew into his brother's ear.

Just let this demon king blow out the little flame of your desire! (Wind magic!) ε～(～(～(卍)＼(￣▽￣＼)

Then there was a loud bang, and Gu Huohuo was kicked to the ground by his brother!

Reverse and reverse!This day can't be passed!

His Highness the Demon King curled up on the cold floor without dignity, heartbroken!

In order to show her "virtuous and accepting" demeanor, Charlotte got up early the next day to make breakfast. Gu Feng, who loved his daughter-in-law, secretly ran to the kitchen to help, and rushed back to the living room to sit on the sofa before his mother arrived. Erlang turned on the TV and made a scum attack!

"Well, it's delicious. It's a bit like Xiaofeng's handicraft." Gu's mother is aware of the details.

"I taught him this dish once, but I didn't expect Xiao Luo to be so smart and cook better than me." Gu Feng spared no effort to praise his wife.

Concentric attack and subject, its sharpness breaks gold!

Gu's mother looked at Charlotte, then at Gu Feng, smiling without saying a word.

The work that should be done during the day, and the school that should go to school, only the dead college student Charlotte looks very idle!

That's right, now that the end of the term is approaching, there are already a few classes that are over and just waiting for homework to be handed in, and it's harmless to run away from the remaining few classes, so little Charlotte seems to be the best candidate to play with Gu's mother!

"My mother loves to go shopping, baby, if you don't have many school classes, you can go and accompany her." Gu Feng sat in the car and whispered to Charlotte.

"Okay." Charlotte nodded seriously.

The favorability of the mother-in-law must be increased!

So an hour later, Charlotte, who was dressed cleanly and elegantly like a little prince, appeared with her mother-in-law on the busiest commercial street in the city.

"It's hard for you to go shopping with my aunt." Gu's mother said quietly.

"Actually, I also like shopping, and my auntie dresses so tastefully, I want to learn more from you." King Xia showed a perfect smile, spared no effort to praise her mother-in-law, and broke through shame and released nirvana! "Besides, you are as young as my sister. It's really a pleasure to go shopping together."

"Eh heh heh, you really can talk." Mother Gu waved her hands rationally, while staring emotionally at every reflective surface on the street, to prove her youthful beauty!

Women are such creatures... tsk.

Little Charlotte was embarrassed, and accompanied Gu's mother to the men's clothing counter.

In fact, although his compliments to Mama Gu are exaggerated, they are true. Mama Gu is beautiful and well-maintained, and her clothes are indeed very tasteful. The feeling is very dignified and graceful, and every piece of clothing and accessories can perfectly set off her own advantages.

"How about this dress Yan Yan?" Mother Gu pointed to a shirt.

"Well, not bad, Gu Yan's complexion should match well with this." Charlotte gave her opinion politely.

"What about Xiaofeng's clothes?" Mother Gu smiled slightly.

"...Damn it! That must be pretty good!" Charlotte swished her head!The eyes suddenly became bright and bright! "Actually, I've noticed it a long time ago! The clothes of this brand are designed especially for him! Auntie, look at this shirt collar button! It's all tied up! It's a beautiful young man of the ascetic style! And if you untie it like this One, guess what? It just reveals the perfect collarbone! And if you untie two... tsk tsk tsk! Chest muscles! Sexy pectoral muscles must hold the eyes of the audience! And this cut of the waist and shoulders This proportion! Don’t be too tempting with wide shoulders and thin waist! Pair it with these pants! Although Gu Xuechang’s legs are long and straight, any pants are perfect! But this outfit will definitely turn all living beings upside down! I Dare to guarantee with the head of the project! One! Sure! Good! Look!"

……

The entire clothing store was silent for ten seconds...

The shopping guide ladies cast appreciative glances at Charlotte.

A new star in the shopping guide world is rising!

"Cough." Charlotte suddenly cut out from the mode of being a good wife and loving mother, and her whole body was dried up in the mysterious smile of Gu's mother!

"You have a good eye, child." Gu's mother said quietly. "Then I'll buy this one for Xiaofeng, and that pair of pants... Oh, by the way, what size does Xiaofeng wear?"

"Ah...hahaha!" Charlotte scratched her head vigorously and laughed. "I'm not familiar with Gu Xuechang, I don't know the yardage or something."

"Then guess what?" Mother Gu asked with a smile.

So little Charlotte reported Gu Feng's yardage with a flushed face.

How could it not know!

Remember it by heart, okay?

"Well, I'm just guessing, maybe I'm not sure." Charlotte was about to smoke!

"It's okay, it's sure." Gu's mother smiled with crooked eyebrows.

Charlotte gasped!

I went shopping with Mum Gu for a day, and the two of them didn’t come home until [-]:[-] p.m. Charlotte was carrying more than a dozen shopping bags and her fingers were almost broken, but Mum Gu also bought a lot of gifts for Xia Luo and Xia Tian , it can be seen that the favorability of the mother-in-law is still good!

"Did you eat tonight?" Gu Feng came up to take the shopping bag, looking at his daughter-in-law's red fingers, his heart ached!

"Have eaten, call Yan Yan and Xia Tian, ​​and you guys try on clothes." Not only was Gu's mother's desire for shopping fully satisfied, but she was also praised by the beautiful words maker Charlotte all day, and now she is so happy that she is about to fly!

So everyone was intoxicated in the joy of the harvest and spent a happy night!

At night, Charlotte hid in bed and sent text messages to Gu Feng. "I will accompany my aunt to the aquarium tomorrow. ^_^"

"Thanks for your hard work, baby, it's okay if you don't go if you feel tired." Gu Feng scratched his heart very much, especially wanting to hold the well-behaved daughter-in-law in his arms and touch her in various ways!

But there is only Gu Yan, a monster, beside him...

And at this moment the monster is shaking his head and singing.

Really lonely as snow.

"I won't be tired. Auntie is very kind to me, and I am also very happy." Charlotte was intoxicated by her man's warm pampering and couldn't extricate herself!

In fact, they got along very well. Although as soon as Gu Feng and Xia Luo were mentioned, it would immediately feel like a chicken blood, but Gu's mother's attitude towards this has gradually changed from the "yin and yang" mode to the "friendly" mode.

And Gu's mother in this mode is actually very cute.

In the evening, after school.

This day, Xia Tian was also the same as usual, as soon as the school bell was over, he ran out, as agile as a little rabbit!

However, just as Xia Tuji rushed out of the classroom door, he bumped into a tree stump!

Wait a moment!Is the script written?This is not a "wait for the rabbit" story.

"I'm talking about you, why do you run around in a panic after school every day?" Cheng Yu looked at Xia Tian with his nose flushed with a smile, and lightly held his shoulders with both hands, blinking his eyes and smiling at himself thinking he was very handsome, and said: "I got you."

Xia Tian looked at him with black lines on his face, and then shivered shamelessly!

Let's fight, cold war!