The actor is a little bitch!
Chapter 43 The strange medicine bottle is very, very cheap!
Chen Zihao took Xia Zhan's red wrist from the handcuffs, rubbed it, and kissed it gently on his lips. "Does it hurt?"
"...What are you asking?" Xia Zhan rolled his eyes viciously.
Compared with the pain in the lower body, this mark on the wrist is nothing!
"From now on, you are mine, and I will take good care of you." Chen Zihao's eyes were serious, full of responsibility as a pet owner!
"Who will take care of you!" Xia Zhan bit his lip and turned his head, but there was an unscientific warmth in his heart!
"Let's take a bath first." Chen Zihao got up, and carried Xia Zhan from the bed into the bathroom like a child. There is no bathtub in the bathroom of the dormitory, so Xia Zhan had to stand against the wall very hard, watching Chen Zihao holding the shower head water temperature.
"Okay." Chen Zihao pulled Xia Zhan over, took the opportunity to wipe off the shower gel, and ate a handful of tofu again!
"I'll do it myself!" Xia Zhan blushed.
I have to admit that being caressed by Chen Zihao's big hand is really very satisfying.
It's so cool to touch!
But how can this work?I am His Royal Highness who made a mistake for a while, and I am not a little bitch with an extremely sensitive body!
"He wants to take a bath with you, gently apply body lotion to you like taking care of a small animal, mischievously spread foam on your face, dry your body, and do nothing..." Chen Zihao seriously Recite the seventh article of the post carefully.
"Are you convulsed?" Xia Zhan was very puzzled!Because he didn't watch that much at all!
"It's a lot." Chen Zihao nodded, wiped a piece of white foam on Xia Zhan's lips, and said with a smile, "Santa Claus."
Xia Zhan wiped his face in pain...
Does this uncle think with his gluteus maximus?After Shenma came back from the hospital, his whole body exuded a strange aura like a puberty girl! ?
After cleaning Kitty Xia and putting it on the bed, Chen Zihao found a small medicine bottle from the drawer and unscrewed it. "Come to apply the medicine, dear."
"I, I, I... I will do it myself!" Xia Zhan was so startled that his voice changed, and he grabbed the medicine bottle. "go away!"
Little Chrysanthemum can't bear to have intimate contact with the uncle's fingers for the second time!
There won't be a second time, okay?
"...Okay, I'll take a shower too." Chen Zihao touched Xia Zhan's face, turned around and went into the bathroom and closed the door.
Xia Zhan studied this strange medicine bottle with a dark face.
Drug name: Jukangtai
Functions and indications: anal fissure, hemorrhoids...
That's okay too...
The trick is that there is an anthropomorphic chrysanthemum painted on the medicine bottle!
Its wrinkled little golden face smiles very brightly!
Next to it is a line of shameless and cute cartoon characters——
"Mom doesn't have to worry about my anal fissure anymore!"
go!die!Bar! ! !
Xia Zhan was out of anger!Angrily threw the small medicine bottle to the ground!
The small medicine bottle bounced happily and jumped away!
How could I have an anal fissure with such an evil spirit!
It was all Chen Zihao's fault!
In fact, Xia Zhan originally wanted to castrate that bastard as soon as he was free!Or brutally knock him down to the ground and beat him up!For the last time, I have to pick up the slippers and throw them on his face, making a handsome shoe print!
But in fact, not only can't do one thing, but when I look into his eyes, my heart still beats a little bit!
This is going to die! We must resolutely submerge this matter in the rolling tide of history!
With this in mind, Xia Zhan endured the pain in his waist and beeps, quickly put on his clothes and ran away lightly.
Originally, he wanted to borrow his brother-in-law's dormitory for one night, but after he frantically smashed the door, Xia Zhan remembered in horror that Gu Feng seemed to be on a date with Charlotte this afternoon!According to this rhythm, [-]% will not come back to live tonight!And what's even worse is that he drove away when he took himself to the hospital in the afternoon...
It is absolutely impossible to get a taxi in this remote suburb so late, unless you are willing to endure the pain of the chrysanthemum bursting and walking all night...
Is there no way out? This is it! ?
Xia Zhan kicked Gu Feng's dormitory door viciously!
But he is still wearing big slippers!
So Kitty Xia squeezed her feet in pain and sat down on the ground with a "owwow"!
The moment the buttocks hit the ground, there was another burst of sharp pain in the back of the acupuncture point.
"Chen Zihao, you bastard!" Xia Zhan turned over and lay on the ground with tears streaming down his face. At this moment, he even wanted to die...
So the final result of this incident was that Kitty Xia was carried back to the cat's nest by the owner who came after hearing the sound, and was forced to strip his pants and apply medicine.
"It hurts..." Xia Zhan writhed his body to avoid Chen Zihao's fingers covered in cold medicine.
"Don't twist anymore." Chen Zihao patted Xia Zhan's butt lightly, and said helplessly, "Are you trying to seduce me again?"
Xia Zhan shuddered and dared not move.
Uncle is simply annoying!
"I'm going to kill you sooner or later!" After taking the medicine, Xia Zhan lost his posture, howling in grief and anger while curling up on the bed like a shrimp.
Chen Zihao chuckled helplessly, hugged his little pet tightly in his arms, and said softly, "I will kill you in my dreams."
"...Why should I sleep on the same bed as you!" Xia Zhan was filled with grief and indignation.
And is this a beast?What happened to that thing on Lao Tzu's ass!hard!up!
"When sleeping, he should hold you from behind to sleep, with his broad and thick chest tightly pressed against your back, giving you a warm sense of security..." Chen Zihao recited the eighth article of the post frantically!
"What are you carrying?" Xia Zhan asked suspiciously.
"Cat Breeding Manual." Chen Zihao kissed Xia Zhan's ear contentedly. "Good night, baby."
In the dimly lit and ambiguous bedroom, the enchanting Charlotte is trying to pull down her pajama pants and turn them into low-waisted pants!
While pulling, he hummed and chirped, using his seductive little voice to seduce Gu Feng.
"Do you want to do it again?" Gu Feng grabbed Charlotte's paw with a funny face and pressed it to his heart. "I'm going to get up early tomorrow."
Just now, I just solved the problem with my hands. In this respect, Gu Feng belongs to the slow-heating type, or to be precise, the cat-playing-with-rat type... He likes to see the way little Charlotte is in a hurry but dare not speak. fun!
So Gu Fuhei is really, really bad!
"Hmm..." Charlotte raised her head and kissed Gu Feng's lips, thinking while kissing, should she tell him that there is a majestic fake dick under the bed? ?There are also whips, handcuffs, dog collars and black tight leather jackets!
Put the fake JJ on the ground and handcuff the little Charlotte who was forced to wear a tight black leather jacket, then waved the whip and ordered viciously, "Sit on it yourself, otherwise the master will not satisfy you" or something" Waves, exaggerated waist twist" This kind of scene, Charlotte is really just thinking about it casually!
Although he even bought all the props, it doesn't mean that he intends to put it into practice.
Just as Xia Luo's heart was at war between heaven and man, Gu Huohuo's heart-piercing scream suddenly came from the next room!
This guy's gothic singing is really not practiced in vain!
"Huh..." Gu Feng sat up and scratched his hair, feeling a little irritable. "I'll go and have a look."
For the past two days, Xia Tian has been living with Gu Yan. Although it is troublesome to go to and from school every day, as a 24-hour father, even if Xia Tian wants to live in the White House, Xia Tian's father will seriously think of a way, okay?What's more, just staying at the two brothers' house for a few days, there is no pressure at all.
As for Gu Yan, he now has the demeanor of a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water...
"I'll go too, maybe he needs help." Charlotte looked up at Gu Feng with an innocent little face, but what she thought in her heart was wow, hahaha Gu Huohuo must have been bullied by Xiao Xiaxia!
Wonderful, not to be missed!
When the two entered the room, they saw Gu Yan staring blankly at the ceiling with his mouth wide open like an evil pen, holding a copy of "I Love Rock Music" in his hand, and Xia Tian worriedly stood aside with his little face in his hands.
"Does he want to take the pie?" Gu Feng held his forehead.
"No...it's all my fault." Xia Tian shook his hand in front of Gu Yan, and said sadly: "Just now I saw a moth on it, so I asked Gu Yan to shoot it down, but... after killing it, it seemed to fall on the ground. In his mouth..."
So when you raise your head to fight moths, don't open your mouth, okay?
At this time, Gu Yan recovered from the puppet state, turned his head and showed a fresh and handsome smile to everyone! "Ah~ha~! This Demon King discovered a miraculous thing!"
"What's the matter?" Gu Feng was suspicious.
"Actually, the moth tastes like Orleans' grilled chicken, and it's really delicious!" Gu Yan lied sternly, trying to maintain the little bit of dignity left by His Royal Highness the Demon King.
But no matter how delicious you describe the taste of moths, it can't make up for the fact that you are lacking, okay?
Besides, moths don't taste like Orleans roast chicken at all. It's not like they haven't eaten them. Who are you trying to fool?
So little Charlotte pointed out coldly and wisely: "You are lying, the smell of moths is disgusting!"
Gu Huohuo looked at Charlotte with a complicated expression.
"...Baby, let's go back to sleep." Gu Feng patted Charlotte's head helplessly and amusedly.
"I've never eaten moths before." Charlotte's brain circuit twisted miraculously, and she entered the mode of concealment!
"Well, the baby is so smart, how could he accidentally eat a moth." Gu Feng smiled and dragged Charlotte out.
Xiaoxia looked at this loving couple with a little envy.
Then he dug out a Ferrero coconut ball from his schoolbag, tore open the package, and stuffed it into Gu Yan's mouth.
"Hmm... Although the Orleans roasted chicken-flavored moths are delicious, you can also try this coconut ball Gu Yan!" Xia Tian racked his brains to comfort Gu Yan's broken heart!
"Thank you." Gu Yan nodded uncomfortably, and flew onto the bed to bury himself in the bed.
Hey, hey, this demon king doesn't want to live anymore, will he become dumb if he eats moths? It's so scary!
(Say goodbye to the music world with tears!) o(>﹏<.)┛
"...What are you asking?" Xia Zhan rolled his eyes viciously.
Compared with the pain in the lower body, this mark on the wrist is nothing!
"From now on, you are mine, and I will take good care of you." Chen Zihao's eyes were serious, full of responsibility as a pet owner!
"Who will take care of you!" Xia Zhan bit his lip and turned his head, but there was an unscientific warmth in his heart!
"Let's take a bath first." Chen Zihao got up, and carried Xia Zhan from the bed into the bathroom like a child. There is no bathtub in the bathroom of the dormitory, so Xia Zhan had to stand against the wall very hard, watching Chen Zihao holding the shower head water temperature.
"Okay." Chen Zihao pulled Xia Zhan over, took the opportunity to wipe off the shower gel, and ate a handful of tofu again!
"I'll do it myself!" Xia Zhan blushed.
I have to admit that being caressed by Chen Zihao's big hand is really very satisfying.
It's so cool to touch!
But how can this work?I am His Royal Highness who made a mistake for a while, and I am not a little bitch with an extremely sensitive body!
"He wants to take a bath with you, gently apply body lotion to you like taking care of a small animal, mischievously spread foam on your face, dry your body, and do nothing..." Chen Zihao seriously Recite the seventh article of the post carefully.
"Are you convulsed?" Xia Zhan was very puzzled!Because he didn't watch that much at all!
"It's a lot." Chen Zihao nodded, wiped a piece of white foam on Xia Zhan's lips, and said with a smile, "Santa Claus."
Xia Zhan wiped his face in pain...
Does this uncle think with his gluteus maximus?After Shenma came back from the hospital, his whole body exuded a strange aura like a puberty girl! ?
After cleaning Kitty Xia and putting it on the bed, Chen Zihao found a small medicine bottle from the drawer and unscrewed it. "Come to apply the medicine, dear."
"I, I, I... I will do it myself!" Xia Zhan was so startled that his voice changed, and he grabbed the medicine bottle. "go away!"
Little Chrysanthemum can't bear to have intimate contact with the uncle's fingers for the second time!
There won't be a second time, okay?
"...Okay, I'll take a shower too." Chen Zihao touched Xia Zhan's face, turned around and went into the bathroom and closed the door.
Xia Zhan studied this strange medicine bottle with a dark face.
Drug name: Jukangtai
Functions and indications: anal fissure, hemorrhoids...
That's okay too...
The trick is that there is an anthropomorphic chrysanthemum painted on the medicine bottle!
Its wrinkled little golden face smiles very brightly!
Next to it is a line of shameless and cute cartoon characters——
"Mom doesn't have to worry about my anal fissure anymore!"
go!die!Bar! ! !
Xia Zhan was out of anger!Angrily threw the small medicine bottle to the ground!
The small medicine bottle bounced happily and jumped away!
How could I have an anal fissure with such an evil spirit!
It was all Chen Zihao's fault!
In fact, Xia Zhan originally wanted to castrate that bastard as soon as he was free!Or brutally knock him down to the ground and beat him up!For the last time, I have to pick up the slippers and throw them on his face, making a handsome shoe print!
But in fact, not only can't do one thing, but when I look into his eyes, my heart still beats a little bit!
This is going to die! We must resolutely submerge this matter in the rolling tide of history!
With this in mind, Xia Zhan endured the pain in his waist and beeps, quickly put on his clothes and ran away lightly.
Originally, he wanted to borrow his brother-in-law's dormitory for one night, but after he frantically smashed the door, Xia Zhan remembered in horror that Gu Feng seemed to be on a date with Charlotte this afternoon!According to this rhythm, [-]% will not come back to live tonight!And what's even worse is that he drove away when he took himself to the hospital in the afternoon...
It is absolutely impossible to get a taxi in this remote suburb so late, unless you are willing to endure the pain of the chrysanthemum bursting and walking all night...
Is there no way out? This is it! ?
Xia Zhan kicked Gu Feng's dormitory door viciously!
But he is still wearing big slippers!
So Kitty Xia squeezed her feet in pain and sat down on the ground with a "owwow"!
The moment the buttocks hit the ground, there was another burst of sharp pain in the back of the acupuncture point.
"Chen Zihao, you bastard!" Xia Zhan turned over and lay on the ground with tears streaming down his face. At this moment, he even wanted to die...
So the final result of this incident was that Kitty Xia was carried back to the cat's nest by the owner who came after hearing the sound, and was forced to strip his pants and apply medicine.
"It hurts..." Xia Zhan writhed his body to avoid Chen Zihao's fingers covered in cold medicine.
"Don't twist anymore." Chen Zihao patted Xia Zhan's butt lightly, and said helplessly, "Are you trying to seduce me again?"
Xia Zhan shuddered and dared not move.
Uncle is simply annoying!
"I'm going to kill you sooner or later!" After taking the medicine, Xia Zhan lost his posture, howling in grief and anger while curling up on the bed like a shrimp.
Chen Zihao chuckled helplessly, hugged his little pet tightly in his arms, and said softly, "I will kill you in my dreams."
"...Why should I sleep on the same bed as you!" Xia Zhan was filled with grief and indignation.
And is this a beast?What happened to that thing on Lao Tzu's ass!hard!up!
"When sleeping, he should hold you from behind to sleep, with his broad and thick chest tightly pressed against your back, giving you a warm sense of security..." Chen Zihao recited the eighth article of the post frantically!
"What are you carrying?" Xia Zhan asked suspiciously.
"Cat Breeding Manual." Chen Zihao kissed Xia Zhan's ear contentedly. "Good night, baby."
In the dimly lit and ambiguous bedroom, the enchanting Charlotte is trying to pull down her pajama pants and turn them into low-waisted pants!
While pulling, he hummed and chirped, using his seductive little voice to seduce Gu Feng.
"Do you want to do it again?" Gu Feng grabbed Charlotte's paw with a funny face and pressed it to his heart. "I'm going to get up early tomorrow."
Just now, I just solved the problem with my hands. In this respect, Gu Feng belongs to the slow-heating type, or to be precise, the cat-playing-with-rat type... He likes to see the way little Charlotte is in a hurry but dare not speak. fun!
So Gu Fuhei is really, really bad!
"Hmm..." Charlotte raised her head and kissed Gu Feng's lips, thinking while kissing, should she tell him that there is a majestic fake dick under the bed? ?There are also whips, handcuffs, dog collars and black tight leather jackets!
Put the fake JJ on the ground and handcuff the little Charlotte who was forced to wear a tight black leather jacket, then waved the whip and ordered viciously, "Sit on it yourself, otherwise the master will not satisfy you" or something" Waves, exaggerated waist twist" This kind of scene, Charlotte is really just thinking about it casually!
Although he even bought all the props, it doesn't mean that he intends to put it into practice.
Just as Xia Luo's heart was at war between heaven and man, Gu Huohuo's heart-piercing scream suddenly came from the next room!
This guy's gothic singing is really not practiced in vain!
"Huh..." Gu Feng sat up and scratched his hair, feeling a little irritable. "I'll go and have a look."
For the past two days, Xia Tian has been living with Gu Yan. Although it is troublesome to go to and from school every day, as a 24-hour father, even if Xia Tian wants to live in the White House, Xia Tian's father will seriously think of a way, okay?What's more, just staying at the two brothers' house for a few days, there is no pressure at all.
As for Gu Yan, he now has the demeanor of a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water...
"I'll go too, maybe he needs help." Charlotte looked up at Gu Feng with an innocent little face, but what she thought in her heart was wow, hahaha Gu Huohuo must have been bullied by Xiao Xiaxia!
Wonderful, not to be missed!
When the two entered the room, they saw Gu Yan staring blankly at the ceiling with his mouth wide open like an evil pen, holding a copy of "I Love Rock Music" in his hand, and Xia Tian worriedly stood aside with his little face in his hands.
"Does he want to take the pie?" Gu Feng held his forehead.
"No...it's all my fault." Xia Tian shook his hand in front of Gu Yan, and said sadly: "Just now I saw a moth on it, so I asked Gu Yan to shoot it down, but... after killing it, it seemed to fall on the ground. In his mouth..."
So when you raise your head to fight moths, don't open your mouth, okay?
At this time, Gu Yan recovered from the puppet state, turned his head and showed a fresh and handsome smile to everyone! "Ah~ha~! This Demon King discovered a miraculous thing!"
"What's the matter?" Gu Feng was suspicious.
"Actually, the moth tastes like Orleans' grilled chicken, and it's really delicious!" Gu Yan lied sternly, trying to maintain the little bit of dignity left by His Royal Highness the Demon King.
But no matter how delicious you describe the taste of moths, it can't make up for the fact that you are lacking, okay?
Besides, moths don't taste like Orleans roast chicken at all. It's not like they haven't eaten them. Who are you trying to fool?
So little Charlotte pointed out coldly and wisely: "You are lying, the smell of moths is disgusting!"
Gu Huohuo looked at Charlotte with a complicated expression.
"...Baby, let's go back to sleep." Gu Feng patted Charlotte's head helplessly and amusedly.
"I've never eaten moths before." Charlotte's brain circuit twisted miraculously, and she entered the mode of concealment!
"Well, the baby is so smart, how could he accidentally eat a moth." Gu Feng smiled and dragged Charlotte out.
Xiaoxia looked at this loving couple with a little envy.
Then he dug out a Ferrero coconut ball from his schoolbag, tore open the package, and stuffed it into Gu Yan's mouth.
"Hmm... Although the Orleans roasted chicken-flavored moths are delicious, you can also try this coconut ball Gu Yan!" Xia Tian racked his brains to comfort Gu Yan's broken heart!
"Thank you." Gu Yan nodded uncomfortably, and flew onto the bed to bury himself in the bed.
Hey, hey, this demon king doesn't want to live anymore, will he become dumb if he eats moths? It's so scary!
(Say goodbye to the music world with tears!) o(>﹏<.)┛
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