The actor is a little bitch!

"Hey, you are too tasteless!" Xia Zhan was stunned.

Although one month's salary is nothing to Xia Zhan, it also depends on who is deducted.

It doesn't matter if the second uncle buckled it.

But being detained by the most hated rival in love is absolutely unbearable! ?

"Business is hard to do. It's a little bit of savings." Chen Zihao smiled.

Sure enough, the uncle is better at living than the young!

Xia Zhan angrily took out his pajamas and went to the bathroom to take a shower. While taking a shower, he cursed Chen Zihao for losing his leg hair!The childish level is close to that of the kindergarten class!

Even the middle class in kindergarten knows that leg hair is useless, at least curse him for being bald!

After taking a shower, Xia Zhan walked out imposingly in a very manly light gray plaid pajamas.

Everything would be perfect if there wasn't a kitten's head printed on the pajama pocket.

"Hey, sleep in." Xia Zhan looked at Chen Zihao who was sleeping outside, feeling very upset.

There will be a feeling of being oppressed when sleeping in it!

"Of course slender people should sleep in it." Chen Zihao raised his eyebrows, then closed his eyes and lay still.

slim?

Now the uncle will use such literary words?

Xia Zhan stood at attention on the spot for 5 minutes, then cursed Chen Zihao for losing his chest hair, angrily got into bed and turned off the light, and leaned sideways against the wall like a gecko.

Uncle's muscles take up too much space, so it's not good to cut them off!

Xia Zhan found that he could touch Chen Zihao's body as long as he moved a little away from the wall, and this guy is obviously a good at sleeping naked, his skin with scorching heat is really annoying!

"Can you go outside a little bit? You're fucking crushed into a mural!" Xia Zhan gritted his teeth, lay flat against Chen Zihao, and squeezed out.

"This is a single bed." Chen Zihao remained motionless. "You can also choose to sleep on the floor."

"Then can you put on your clothes?" Feeling the heat from Chen Zihao's body penetrated through a thin layer of pajamas, Xia Zhan blushed a little from the heat.

It must be hot!

"Hmph." Chen Zihao turned over and faced Xia Zhan face to face. Although he couldn't see his expression clearly in the darkness, there was a hint of a smile in his voice. "Believe it or not, I will strip you naked?"

"Get out! Try picking one!" Xia Zhan shrank his body back against the wall while his mouth was stiff, and then added bitterly like a real little subject: "Damn pervert!"

So, 10 minutes passed.

During these 10 minutes, Xia Zhan tossed and changed about a hundred positions in order to sleep more comfortably without encountering an annoying rival.

The single bed creaked endlessly, and the sound was ambiguous!

"...Are you catching mice on the bed?" Chen Zihao couldn't bear it anymore and opened his eyes, he pulled Xia Zhan who was doing stretching exercises against the wall, and hugged him, letting him rest on his arm.

So Xia Zhan groaned and fell into Chen Zihao's arms tenderly, and then stretched out his hand to caress all the way from the solid chest muscles to the thick leg hair. Such things only exist in the delusion of rotten girls...

In fact, Xia Zhan exploded in an instant!

It's too late to say, then soon!

I saw Xia Daxia use all his internal strength to use his unique lightness kung fu, Lingbo catwalk, and dodge in the opposite direction with unparalleled speed!

Then his whole head was smacked firmly to the concrete wall behind him!

"...Me! Fuck!" Xia Xiaomao burst into tears in pain!

"What are you hiding?" Chen Zihao stood up, stretched out a hand to gently rub Xia Zhan's head, dumbfounded.

"Why are you hugging me all of a sudden!" Xia Xiaomao wiped away her tears embarrassingly, and asked in a muffled voice with half of her face buried in the pillow. It was rare that she didn't avoid Chen Zihao's hand.

Because he kneads very comfortably!

"Otherwise, what time do you have to pose before you are willing to sleep? The bed is only this big." Chen Zihao sighed, and returned to the previous posture.

Xia Zhan was resting on Chen Zihao's arm, his body was very stiff.

But the uncle's arms are moderately soft and firm, so comfortable to pillow on!

What the fuck is wrong!

In fact, what I think is that numb the arm of the rival in love is also a strategy to save the country with curves!

Poor blood circulation leads to muscle and nerve necrosis and then... high paraplegia!

High paraplegia must come!

Xia Zhan felt cool while cooling down his scalded face with his hands.

Why is my face so hot? Is it poisoned?

"...can't sleep?" Chen Zihao looked at the ceiling helplessly, the little thing in his arms was rubbing his face... "Do you need a bedtime story? Or a cup of hot milk?"

"You just went to drink hot milk! You still need a diaper!" Xia Zhan snorted coldly, turned over and put his back against Chen Zihao, staring at the wall angrily.

"Then you want to listen to a story?" Chen Zihao came to a conclusion on his own initiative, then cleared his throat, and said in a low and magnetic voice, "A long time ago, there was a beautiful little female cat..."

"Shut up!" Xia Zhan was furious!

"But it always thought it was a little tomcat, so it competed with the prince for the princess..." Chen Zihao said to himself.

"The screenwriter sucks!" Xia Zhan mocked sharply.

I am the brother of Charlotte, the winner of the Golden Haw Award for Best Screenplay!Don't play around with others!

"One day it met His Royal Highness, and His Royal Highness told it that it was actually a little female cat, but it didn't believe it. It asked 'how do you prove that I am a female?', so His Royal Highness held it in his arms. Here..." Chen Zihao said slowly, turned sideways, stretched out his other arm, and pulled Xia Zhan into his arms.

Xia Zhan's body froze, his mind went blank, he even forgot to swear!

"Then the little female cat blushed, and finally realized that she was a female." Chen Zihao whispered in Xia Zhan's ear. "So the prince and princess lived happily together."

"...You're sick!" Xia Zhan was silent for a moment, and suddenly threw an elbow behind him!

Chen Zihao gave him a slap, and let go of it without pain. "The story is over, good night."

"Fuck the fuck!" Xia Zhan pushed Chen Zihao's arm, and leaned back on the pillow angrily. "Anticlimate!"

Nima, what about that cat?

In the end, the ending of the princess's chaos is very blunt!

Even if your unfinished script is used to shine the shoes of the judges of the Golden Haw Award, no one will dislike it!ring!Save!

It sucks!

When he woke up the next morning, Xia Zhan found himself in a very handsome pose, wrapping his hands and feet tightly around Chen Zihao!

Like a lithe and flexible gymnast!

There is also a hard ... law under the right leg!Mode!long!stick!noodle!Bag!

And Chen Zihao held a cigarette with one barely movable hand, and smoked silently while looking at the ceiling.

"You pervert!" Xia Zhan withdrew his hands and feet in a panic, preemptively attacking him verbally.

"You were the one holding me." Chen Zihao frowned, feeling his left side was numb.

"Fart!" Xia Zhan put the quilt on Chen Zihao's head, jumped off the bed with a red face, hugged his clothes and rushed to the bathroom to change.

"The way you sleep is terrible." Chen Zihao pulled the quilt and smiled happily towards the bathroom door. "The teeth were ground like a mouse, she wiped the saliva on my face, and hugged me sternly, but luckily she didn't wet the bed, or else she would drench me all over again..."

"Don't be stinky! When you are a paraplegic and can't take care of your own incontinence, I will visit your bedside every day! You even have to take pictures and post on Weibo!" Xia Zhan came out of the bathroom in a crisp shirt and jeans, and compared himself to Chen Zihao a middle finger.

"You may have to wait for decades." Chen Zihao smiled lightly.

"So what? Definitely outlive you." Xia Zhan said proudly.

Chen Zihao pinched his cigarette and began to get dressed, smiling and not speaking.

Really very cruel!

A new sunny day has begun.

In the kitchen, the virtuous little Charlotte is making breakfast in the kitchen, and the four "true ass-shaped" fried eggs in the pan look really sexy!

"They all taste the same." Charlotte shoveled out the fried eggs with a guilty conscience.

Xiao Xia Tian was tapping the empty bowl rhythmically waiting to be fed, while Gu Yan's eyes were blue and he slumped to the side in a lifeless manner.

"Hey, Brother Gu Yan, do you think I have the talent to be a drummer?" Xiao Xiatian knocked on the bowl very high.

"...Hmm..." Gu Yan turned his face to the other side in distress.

Yesterday Xia Tian wanted to sleep with "my lover", the poor Demon King was no match for the hero's "Tearful Holy Attack" and had to reluctantly agree, as a result, he could barely sleep for 5 minutes consecutively that night...

The abs and pecs are almost torn!

And Xia Tian kept rubbing against Gu Yan like a puppy!

"I'm on vacation today, I'm going to the training room with Brother Gu Yan later!" Seeing that Gu Yan ignored him, Xia Tian cleverly changed the topic to try to attract the attention of his lover.

"No! Don't even think about it! I definitely won't take you there!" Gu Huohuo jumped up like mushrooms after rain!

"Take me, take me, take me, Brother Gu Yan!" Xiao Xiaxia grabbed Gu Yan's arm and shook it vigorously back and forth!

With a bang, Gu Yan knocked his hand on the corner of the table.

That was really, really painful!

"I won't talk nonsense in front of them, I won't say a single word! If I talk, brother Gu Yan will just kiss me like last time." Xiao Xia Tian suggested honestly.

"...It's not kissing, it's biting." Gu Yan curled up like a shrimp, enduring the severe pain in his hand.

"You agreed!" Xia Tian concluded from another dimension!

"...It's not agreeing, it's biting." His Royal Highness the Demon King died in a coma!

In desperation, Gu Huohuo had no choice but to agree with Xia Tian to take him to training together, but the condition is that Xia Tian can't speak a whole day today, not a single word!able!explain!

It doesn't matter as long as the natural black mouth is blocked... Gu Yan covered his eyes in pain, peeping carefully through his fingers at Xiao Xiaxia who was drinking milk with a milk cup, thinking naively.