The actor is a little bitch!

Although he didn't sleep until late last night, as the future head of the family, Xia Zhan opened his bloodshot eyes very responsibly at six o'clock in the morning!

This sounds a bit ballsy and scary...

But he actually wanted to send Xiao Xia to school.

On the sofa in the living room, Xia Tian was sleeping soundly while hugging Gu Yan like a koala hugging a tree.

And Gu Yan's hands and feet were entangled by Xiao Xia Tian, ​​and he was lying upright on his back, looking like a solemn corpse!

"Xiao Tian, ​​wake up, I'm going to be late for school." Xia Zhan patted Xia Tian's face. "I want to sleep and go to school to sleep."

"Hmm..." Little Xia Tian struggled to sit up while pulling his eyelids away with his thumb and forefinger, looking very miserable! "I want Brother Gu Yan to send me to school."

"...Why?" Brother Xia was very dissatisfied with Dandan's feeling of falling out of favor!

What a joke!I worked so hard to get up early!

Xia Tian yawned while stretching out his hand to scratch the eyelids of His Highness the Demon King, "Because Brother Gu Yan kissed me last night."

Kiss me, I'm yours, this kind of cute setting Xiaoxia likes it very much!

Thinking of what happened yesterday, Xia Tian's face instantly turned red, and the feeling of kissing an idol was like a dream.

click.

——The sound of Xia Zhan's jaw dislocating!

"He kissed you!?" What the hell, "Bitch B" is this trying to get beaten up!Hooking up with Xie Yuan is not enough, even Xia Tian will not let it go!

"Yeah." Misunderstanding maker Xia Tian blankly pointed to his mouth and said, "I kissed here, and it hurt me a lot..."

Of course it will hurt if you bite it. His Highness the Demon King has a pair of charming little canine teeth.

"Heh—" Xia Zhan gasped!

He lifted Xia Tian off the sofa and put it away from Gu Yan, then forced Xia Tian into the bathroom to let him wash his face, brush his teeth and change clothes, and then took out a can of strawberry milk and a small box of Charlotte's privately kept from the refrigerator. Stuff cheesecake into your summer schoolbag!After doing this, he ignored Xiao Xiaxia's dick resistance and directly lifted his brother out of the house by his collar and threw him into the car!

The violence is unsightly!

"How could it be like this, I haven't said goodbye to my kiss with Brother Gu Yan..." Xiao Xia was intoxicated in the beautiful fantasy of falling in love with an idol, and pink bubbles appeared all over her body.

"That brat definitely deserves a beating!" Xia Zhan squeezed his joints, glared at Xia Tian with hatred, and said angrily, "Why don't you resist?"

Even if you can't beat it, you still have to scream or kick the vitals!

"But I have admired him since the first day of junior high school..." Xia Tian bit his lips, showing a rare stubborn look: "Although he is a boy, it doesn't matter if he is Brother Gu Yan, I, I don't mind."

Xia Zhan slammed the gas pedal angrily, and his whole body turned into a manic mud horse!

Why are Lao Tzu's younger brothers eating inside and out like this!

It's okay to eat inside and outside, but it's still a damn thing!

It doesn't matter if it's a shou, it's still all with the surname Gu!

What a family misfortune...

Thinking of this, Xia Zhan suddenly felt a heavy burden on his shoulders.

It is a long way to go to attack together with the two younger brothers.

"...Does it still hurt now?" Xia Zhan hesitated for a moment, and felt that he had to ask clearly. Anal fissures are very serious!

"It doesn't hurt anymore." Xiao Xia Tian touched her lips, not understanding why Gu Yan had to bite so hard.

After watching his cute and cute younger brother walk into the school gate, Xia Zhan finally couldn't restrain his anger!

Smash the steering wheel, gnaw on the navigator, and chew on the gear lever!

...Although there seems to be something wrong, in short, it is very, very cruel.

The first thing Xia Zhan did when he got home was to rush to the sofa and take the poor Demon King out of the bed, and asked fiercely, "Did you kiss my brother yesterday?"

"No kiss." Gu Yan yawned continuously, and immediately denied it. "I just bit him because he talked too much!"

"And you slept him?" The rough guy Xia Zhan automatically ignored Gu Yan's answer and then asked a very vulgar second question!

"...Do I dare?" Gu Yan gave Xia Zhan a sad look.

There are thousands of words in this glance!

Not to mention that this demon king doesn't want to sleep with him at all!Don't dare to sleep even if you want to sleep, okay?That little villain will definitely be there in every crowded place!No!Small!Heart!Blacken this demon king to the point of utter indignity!For example, "Brother Gu Yan doesn't have such problems as impotence, premature ejaculation, I can swear that he really doesn't have them", or "Brother Gu Yan likes leeks very much, but he just likes leeks absolutely absolutely It’s not for aphrodisiac”, or “Although Gu Yan only did it for half an hour last time [beep——], but he’s still a man”... (Three liters of blood!!!) ヽ(′Д｀ )person(′Д｀)person(′Д｀)ノ "That's true..." Xia Zhan breathed a sigh of relief, and three seconds later he pulled down a black face and warned seriously: "Even if this You didn’t sleep the first time, and you’re not allowed to sleep again! Otherwise, I’ll beat you!”

Gu Yan rolled his eyes and didn't bother to answer.

Today is the first day of the band's official training, and it is very painful to meet in the training room at eleven o'clock.

After the assembly, I will be laughed at by the other four psychopaths about what happened last night... (Where is the dignity of the devil!)? (￣ヘ￣?)

You have to sleep well and get enough energy!

Because last night there was a very intense performance of "King Kong Rubbing Baby", so Charlotte and Gu Feng slept until twelve o'clock at noon.

"Baby." Gu Feng woke up Charlotte with a gentle and beautiful good morning kiss. "I'm going to practice tomorrow. Is there any place you want to go today? I'll accompany you."

Little Charlotte obediently pressed her face against Gu Feng's chest and rubbed it, feeling a balls of sadness!

At this moment, he remembered what he promised Xie Yuan yesterday, so he raised his head and asked, "Well...can you teach me how to play basketball today?"

"Playing basketball?" Gu Feng raised his eyebrows, and pinched Charlotte's slender shoulders and white waist. "Why do you suddenly want to learn this?"

There are so many rough guys on the basketball court, I'm really worried about bringing the cute and cute daughter-in-law there!

Charlotte hid and smiled sensitively, tickling and so on are really interesting! "Because we have to submit a short film at the end of the term, I have a few shooting shots in it, but I don't know how to..."

Not knowing how to play basketball sounds a bit ballsy!So Charlotte lowered her voice.

"Well, I got it, then let's go later, the sun is poisonous in the afternoon." Gu Fuhei looked out the window uprightly while touching Charlotte's small body dishonestly around!

The daughter-in-law's skin is so good that she must not get sunburned.

After discovering that the cheesecake in the refrigerator had been stolen by a mysterious person, the sad little Charlotte took Gu Feng out for lunch, and then the two sweetly pushed the shopping cart to the supermarket.

Since Gu Feng and Xia Zhan are leaving tomorrow, they have to buy some daily necessities to take with them.

Toothpaste toothbrush, facial cleanser, shaving lotion, towels, dental floss, men's toner, shower gel... Charlotte piled up all kinds of odds and ends like a hill, and even carried a large bag of toilet paper and threw it into shopping in the car.

Just like an old lady!Where is the freshness and glamor of the flowers of the kaolin?

"I've been to the new district once, and there's nothing there." Charlotte sighed sadly, "I can't even buy toilet paper, so you must have everything ready."

"Well, thank you baby." Gu Feng suppressed his laugh and nodded seriously.

The little thing is really caring, and it didn't hurt him in vain.

The things are almost bought, and the two of them are going to check out.

"By the way, wait for me here, I forgot to buy something." Gu Feng turned and ran away.

"Okay, don't worry." Charlotte nodded obediently.

After confirming that Gu Feng had left, Charlotte dashed to the shelf next to her, staring hungrily at the items on the shelf for a quick glance!

It's a shame to go shopping with him in the adult products section.

Just when Charlotte was thinking nervously whether to buy all the things secretly and then have a real haircut at night, suddenly a loud and clear voice sounded like thunder! "This customer! Hello! How can I help you!"

Charlotte trembled in fright, and looked up angrily, only to see a shopping guide brother in a yellow vest looking at her with a radiant expression!

"I don't need anything." Charlotte took a step back, embarrassed.

"But your eyes don't say that! You seem to really want to have sex with that handsome man just now!" The handsome shopping guide picked up a brightly colored box from the shelf!One stride to Charlotte!Thumbs up energetically!The voice sonorously said: "As long as you buy the 'Hang Bang' brand condoms now! You can buy one get one free 'Diao Zha Tian' brand lubricant!" Strong. Strong! Romantic! Passionate! Hot! !' is their production purpose! What are you waiting for? Come and buy it!"

The people around shot their gazes over in stunned amazement!

Although Charlotte really wanted to snatch the box of "Hanging Explosion" and paste it on his face, but considering that Gu Feng might be back soon, she had no choice but to push the shopping cart and rush to the cashier line in embarrassment!

Fuck that guy is just too bad!Was it possessed by His Royal Highness the Demon King?

Charlotte patted her chest in shock.

"What's wrong, baby?" Gu Feng stretched out a hand from behind and patted Charlotte on the head.

"It's nothing!" Little Charlotte, who endured the humiliation, quickly straightened her expression, showing a sweet smile!

If you tell me about the mental illness that harassed you just now, Gu Feng, who is so handsome, will definitely rush to beat him up, and the impact will be very bad.

The virtuous little Charlotte fully considers her own man!

"Oh..." Gu Feng glanced suspiciously at the adult products section, then threw a box of cream cheese into the shopping cart, and said with a smile, "I'll make you a cheesecake tonight."

So little Charlotte's heart was hit hard!

Handsome guy who can make cheesecake!

Can it be any better! ?

At the same time, behind the shelf full of condoms, a middle-aged man in a black suit anxiously poked the little shopping guide who was sitting on the shelf and looking at the cashier, and said, "Have you played enough?" Just take off your work clothes."

"Don't you come with this combination?" The shopping guide brother changed his passionate appearance a moment ago, showing a lazy smirk, playing with the "hanging bomb" and "hanging bombing sky" combination pack in his hand... …

"...Don't come, I'm afraid it will explode." The man in black shook his head awkwardly.

The shopping guide brother blinked, stared at the two people who were queuing up, and sighed, "Okay, then I'll keep it for myself."